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UnfairRepresent
05/06/20 4:05:17 PM
#52:


Strider102 posted...
Ya can't have fun without people getting all serious and basically say people are morons.

I came into this topic to have fun.

I just wasn't expecting that people legitimately didn't know what the word meant. I thought they were just going to be cracking jokes.

But it's like Faith No More.

The Joke was on them the whole time.

Godnorgosh posted...
I think we can at least agree that it's a pretty anachronistic use of the term.


Only if you exclusively spend your time playing video games and watching cartoons

It's the #1 definition of intercourse used daily in every English speaking language in all aspects of businsess, education, politics. You know, professional jobs.
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P4wn4g3
05/06/20 4:06:19 PM
#53:


Godnorgosh posted...
I think we can at least agree that it's a pretty anachronistic use of the term. I guess we expect that from Biden, though.
If we can't handle him at his best, we don't deserve him at his worst tbqh. And you know this is his best.

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Heineken14
05/06/20 4:06:49 PM
#54:


Antifar posted...


I mean yes, but there are obvious reasons why people don't use it in that sense very often anymore. It's a perfectly legitimate sentence, but it is also very funny.


You gotta admit though, it's peak America criticizing Biden over using words correctly when his opponent can't even use made up words correctly.
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UnfairRepresent
05/06/20 4:08:14 PM
#55:


Heineken14 posted...


You gotta admit though, it's peak America criticizing Biden over using words correctly when his opponent can't even use made up words correctly.

lol

When you're right you're right
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Dark_SilverX
05/06/20 4:08:21 PM
#56:


The Trent posted...
to be fair, america seems to prefer presidents that are DTF
With anal as the favorite act.

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P4wn4g3
05/06/20 4:09:55 PM
#57:


Heineken14 posted...
You gotta admit though, it's peak America criticizing Biden over using words correctly when his opponent can't even use made up words correctly.
In a way yeah. There's just nothing at all that is confidence inspiring about him though, the best and only defense for him is he is literally not Trump. Honestly we don't have an idea how badly his presidency would look either.

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Questionmarktarius
05/06/20 4:10:11 PM
#58:


The Trent posted...
to be fair, america seems to prefer presidents that are DTF
Franklin was never president.
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Were_Wyrm
05/06/20 4:10:14 PM
#59:


When Biden is president he's going to make it a top priority to have intercourse with the rest of the world.

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CADE FOSTER
05/06/20 4:12:01 PM
#60:


P4wn4g3 posted...

In a way yeah. There's just nothing at all that is confidence inspiring about him though, the best and only defense for him is he is literally not Trump. Honestly we don't have an idea how badly his presidency would look either.

We know how another fucking 4 years of fucking trump would look tho including maybe getting another supreme court spot fuck that
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COVxy
05/06/20 4:15:41 PM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
the best and only defense for him is he is literally not Trump

https://joebiden.com/joes-vision/

Have you read through his policy commitments?

This shit is mirroring 2016, where people continuously spouted that Hillary had no policy and was running on the fact that she was female.

Turns out people just didn't want to pay attention to her because they didn't like her (for reasons).

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P4wn4g3
05/06/20 4:16:01 PM
#62:


CADE FOSTER posted...
We know how another fucking 4 years of fucking trump would look tho including maybe getting another supreme court spot fuck that
I mean, we don't really. If Biden lost it could cause any number of measures against trump to be enacted. I feel like Trump gets much worse he will be facing rebellion against people in his own party. Besides, I figure if Biden is elected, we will suffer 4 years of a dumbass who does nothing, then have an even worse version of Trump elected because the republican party actually gets things done (never good things).

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Phantom_Nook
05/06/20 4:18:41 PM
#63:


P4wn4g3 posted...
I feel like Trump gets much worse he will be facing rebellion against people in his own party.

You're joking, right?
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Heineken14
05/06/20 4:22:42 PM
#64:


P4wn4g3 posted...
I feel like Trump gets much worse he will be facing rebellion against people in his own party


Lol, you fucking kidding? They'll keep going along with it because it's exactly what they want to being with. Donnie isn't some mysterious curse that suddenly sprang up out of nowhere. He's been the ultimate goal of the right for years now.
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Turbam
05/06/20 4:23:21 PM
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He's not wrong

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P4wn4g3
05/06/20 4:23:26 PM
#66:


Phantom_Nook posted...
You're joking, right?
Oh I don't mean McConnell or Pence. I mean people who have clearly been making decisions for him since Corona. And apparently this is the sort of shit it takes to convince someone like CoffeeBeanz juat this week that the republican party is the worst thing for the country. I don't really see any alternative to things getting worse, it's a matter of mitigating the damage at this point imo.

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Smashingpmkns
05/06/20 4:31:09 PM
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There's definitely better words to use.
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CADE FOSTER
05/06/20 4:33:48 PM
#68:


he should have used words like bigly or covfefe like americas smart man Trump
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Bandit_Keith
05/06/20 5:05:44 PM
#70:


UnfairRepresent posted...
I just wasn't expecting that people legitimately didn't know what the word meant.
Who in this topic didn't?


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Kazi1212
05/06/20 5:19:18 PM
#71:


not surprised, same guy said this:

https://youtu.be/3EDtys1sIq0

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pepper2012
05/06/20 5:50:19 PM
#72:


PatrickMahomes posted...
The debate between these two is going to be must-see TV

Trump is going steamroll Biden and then everyone is going to act shocked liked we didnt see it coming
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apocalyptic_4
05/06/20 5:53:40 PM
#73:


This was the best Democrats could come up with?


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UnfairRepresent
05/06/20 5:53:43 PM
#74:


pepper2012 posted...


Trump is going steamroll Biden and then everyone is going to act shocked liked we didnt see it coming

If you say so

I think he's just going to ramble incoherantly and then his supporters will say he steamrolled Biden

Same as with Clinton
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UnholyMudcrab
05/06/20 5:55:38 PM
#75:


pepper2012 posted...
PatrickMahomes posted...
The debate between these two is going to be must-see TV

Trump is going steamroll Biden and then everyone is going to act shocked liked we didnt see it coming

Trump will spew verbal diarrhea for two hours, his cult will cream themselves, and everyone else will just furrow their brow, make disgusted sounds, and wonder how we got to this point
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Darmik
05/06/20 6:19:08 PM
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The President is so miserable. He should try being more gay and less nay.

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KillerSlaw
05/06/20 6:22:59 PM
#77:


https://twitter.com/JustinWhang/status/1235046104099627008?s=20

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The Trent
05/06/20 6:23:42 PM
#78:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Franklin was never president.

That was more his choice than ours I'd guess

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Questionmarktarius
05/06/20 6:28:53 PM
#79:


The Trent posted...
That was more his choice than ours I'd guess
It probably would have dampened his sex life quite a bit, yes.
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SiO4
05/06/20 6:33:00 PM
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Keith_Valentine
05/06/20 6:34:49 PM
#81:


Antifar posted...
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1258106538440437760

There has to be a better way to phrase this, imo.

Please keep posting these. Brightens my day. I thought Trump was fucking the world and thats the problem?
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yemmy
05/06/20 7:26:18 PM
#82:


Biden stammers so badly now

Even if he didnt say "intercourse" (or we're pretending that is such a normal not an antiquated term) he got Ebola mixed up with Coronavirus

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Barber102
05/06/20 7:29:20 PM
#83:


COVxy posted...
https://joebiden.com/joes-vision/

Have you read through his policy commitments?

This shit is mirroring 2016, where people continuously spouted that Hillary had no policy and was running on the fact that she was female.

Turns out people just didn't want to pay attention to her because they didn't like her (for reasons).

that would mean people would be required to read, which since these people clearly dont know the difference between sexual intercourse and intercourse what do you expect?

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Bishop9800
05/06/20 7:31:02 PM
#84:


cmiller4642 posted...
The President doesn't have intercourse with his mail order bride that buys handbags on the taxpayer dime either

this

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Intro2Logic
05/06/20 7:33:34 PM
#85:


The Clinton campaign did eschew policy, though
http://mediaproject.wesleyan.edu/2016-election-study-published/


A whole lot more money gets spent on advertising than on the campaign website, and I assume there's a reason for that.

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masterpug53
05/06/20 7:34:35 PM
#86:


Please tell me that 'boner,' 'ejaculated,' 'seminal,' and 'testy' are on Biden's to-use list of ye olde expresssions that no one uses asexually anymore.

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Rika_Furude
05/06/20 7:35:23 PM
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BLAKUboy
05/06/20 7:38:24 PM
#88:


Heineken14 posted...
You gotta admit though, it's peak America criticizing Biden over using words correctly when his opponent can't even use made up words correctly.
Antifar seems to care more about being anti-Biden than actually getting anything done of late. Its a pretty common scene in the Bernie crowd, unfortunately.

COVxy posted...
https://joebiden.com/joes-vision/

Have you read through his policy commitments?

This shit is mirroring 2016, where people continuously spouted that Hillary had no policy and was running on the fact that she was female.

Turns out people just didn't want to pay attention to her because they didn't like her (for reasons).
The crowd that spent all primary claiming to care only about policy suddenly cant be assed to discuss policy.

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emagdnE
05/06/20 7:39:45 PM
#89:


PatrickMahomes posted...
The debate between these two is going to be must-see TV

No it's not. Trump is going to destroy Biden harder than Ultra Necrozma unleashing Light That Burns the Sky on a level 1 Weedle.

And then he's going to get his re-election.

And then when Ruth Bader Ginsburg dies and he replaces her with a stooge he gets his dictatorship.

Everyone who voted for Biden in the primary voted to re-elect Trump. We are fucked
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Antifar
05/06/20 7:39:51 PM
#90:


BLAKUboy posted...
Antifar seems to care more about being anti-Biden than actually getting anything done of late.

I'm a gamefaqs poster, what am I getting done?
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ThanksUglyGod
05/06/20 7:40:22 PM
#91:


Guys, are we absolutely sure Biden doesn't mean Trump hasn't had sex with everyone in the world?
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COVxy
05/06/20 7:42:59 PM
#92:


Intro2Logic posted...
The Clinton campaign did eschew policy, though
http://mediaproject.wesleyan.edu/2016-election-study-published/


A whole lot more money gets spent on advertising than on the campaign website, and I assume there's a reason for that.

TV advertising is a strange metric to use to characterize a campaign.

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Smashingpmkns
05/06/20 7:43:55 PM
#93:


Oh yeah Biden supporters are known for getting things done. Can't even pick up a phone for him lmao
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Intro2Logic
05/06/20 7:49:01 PM
#94:


COVxy posted...
TV advertising is a strange metric to use to characterize a campaign.
I think it's less strange than a policy page on a website most voters won't visit.

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COVxy
05/06/20 7:53:34 PM
#95:


Intro2Logic posted...
I think it's less strange than a policy page on a website most voters won't visit.

Eh, what about public speaking engagements, debates, etc?

Hillary hammered down on policy anytime she was in the public eye.

Policy was pretty much sidelined in the primary, as it always is, since most of the candidates hold very very similar core tenets. My guess is that when the Biden campaign switches gears to the election the same will be true here as well.

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Machete
05/06/20 7:55:03 PM
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I don't see anything fundamentally incorrect with that statement.

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Antifar
05/06/20 7:57:46 PM
#97:


Machete posted...
I don't see anything fundamentally incorrect with that statement.

It's correct. And it is also phrased in a way that I find amusing.
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dom316
05/06/20 9:10:00 PM
#98:


Barber102 posted...
that would mean people would be required to read, which since these people clearly dont know the difference between sexual intercourse and intercourse what do you expect?

Sadly, the word intercourse is rarely if ever actually used here for anything other than describing having sex. That's why the mistake is being made.

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SiO4
05/06/20 9:19:57 PM
#99:


https://youtu.be/k6nc4BwniG0?t=18

The next four years, should be......entertaining.
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P4wn4g3
05/06/20 10:28:44 PM
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Biden supporters practicing the part of court jester before its showtime

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