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PIG_B0SS
04/23/20 1:10:03 AM
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I have no desire to pass on my genes, but I still want a non-ugly wife to cook and clean for me.

Any advice?

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TeaMilk
04/23/20 1:10:24 AM
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Blastia
04/23/20 1:10:39 AM
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Be happy for yourself first
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JBaLLEN66
04/23/20 1:14:43 AM
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I see plenty of fat ugly dudes with skinny hot women in the south and midwest

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PIG_B0SS
04/23/20 1:15:38 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
are you fat?

Yes

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JBaLLEN66
04/23/20 1:16:42 AM
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PIG_B0SS posted...
Yes

What country is your great grandad from?

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PIG_B0SS
04/23/20 1:17:09 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
What country is your great grandad from?

China, I guess?

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cuttin_in_farm
04/23/20 1:17:43 AM
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I'm short and ugly


PIG_B0SS posted...
but I still want a non-ugly wife





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PIG_B0SS
04/23/20 1:18:23 AM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...

Why are you posting an empty square?

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JBaLLEN66
04/23/20 1:22:28 AM
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PIG_B0SS posted...
China, I guess?

hmmmmmmm, just lift weights and get ripped and youll be fine

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PIG_B0SS
04/23/20 1:25:07 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
hmmmmmmm, just lift weights and get ripped and youll be fine

Doesn't sound very reassuring

I'm too lazy to workout anyway

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SuperShake666
04/23/20 1:26:37 AM
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incel.jpg

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008Zulu
04/23/20 1:39:23 AM
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Mail order bride is probably your only shot. Worked for Trump.

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Ryven
04/23/20 1:51:07 AM
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If you can wait, there will probably be fully functional female androids within 20 years.

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Harpie
04/23/20 1:54:43 AM
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TC I think youre beautiful

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Mr_Hakubi
04/23/20 1:55:59 AM
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I know it's difficult, but it helps if you want them around because you genuinely like them as a person. And not to say you should give the uggos a try and I don't know how common this is, but generally people will tend to look better as you start to like them more. Try to focus on the part that matters.

Also improving your earnings/credit always helps, just DON'T be showy. If you aren't investing right now, you should be.

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soulunison2
04/23/20 1:57:59 AM
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Im fat and I still smash jewish tail

iunno get into mma like I did or something
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PIG_B0SS
04/23/20 2:25:31 AM
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Why doesn't Jesus love me?

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TeaMilk
04/23/20 2:26:45 AM
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PIG_B0SS
04/23/20 2:35:24 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
Post pics?

dick pics?

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TeaMilk
04/23/20 3:00:13 AM
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dj1200
04/23/20 3:01:53 AM
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Post a pic of yourself.

what is your height?

how have you done w girls so far?

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dj1200
04/23/20 3:02:10 AM
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Oh and how old are you?

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PIG_B0SS
04/23/20 3:08:17 AM
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dj1200 posted...
Post a pic of yourself.

what is your height?

how have you done w girls so far?

5'5"
complete virgin
pretty girls laugh at me
ugly girls I don't want

dj1200 posted...
Oh and how old are you?

36

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MabusIncarnate
04/23/20 3:12:24 AM
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Settle for a fatty that knows how to work a microwave and isn't opposed to taking it in the butt

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Umbreon
04/23/20 3:13:57 AM
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Do something about yourself that makes you worth marrying.

Doesn't matter if you're short or fat or a virgin. All three of those get married all the time.

Why should a girl date you TC?

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TeaMilk
04/23/20 3:14:20 AM
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MabusIncarnate
04/23/20 3:16:29 AM
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Ugly girls give amazing head in my experience

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PIG_B0SS
04/23/20 3:16:53 AM
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Umbreon posted...
Why should a girl date you TC?

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TeaMilk posted...
why don't you want ugly girls??

cuz they're ugly?

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Umbreon
04/23/20 3:19:34 AM
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If you can't come up with a reason for a girl to date you, then what right do you have to shun ugly girls?

What are you plans on making yourself more desirable?

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PIG_B0SS
04/23/20 3:22:57 AM
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Umbreon posted...
If you can't come up with a reason for a girl to date you, then what right do you have to shun ugly girls?

What are you plans on making yourself more desirable?

: (

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MabusIncarnate
04/23/20 3:25:01 AM
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Real talk, lower your standards. You can find an okay looking girl that you can be happy with, or cling on to the hopes that you can land a hot one and continue to age with your virginity. Your expectations are too high. Deal with it or face the reality that you might be 50 and still alone.

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Umbreon
04/23/20 3:27:05 AM
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Sorry bro, but you gotta do something. This ain't anime, hot girls aren't just gonna hop on that D with no effort.

Do something with yourself or accept the reality of dying alone.

Protip: If you're alive, it's not too late to do something to better yourself.

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GameboyTroy
04/23/20 3:48:23 AM
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Umbreon posted...
If you can't come up with a reason for a girl to date you, then what right do you have to shun ugly girls?

What are you plans on making yourself more desirable?
You can't tell someone to go for ugly girls specifically, EVER. That's just a really uncomfortable situation. That's a different kind of suffering.

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Umbreon
04/23/20 3:49:40 AM
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GameboyTroy posted...
You can't tell someone to go for ugly girls specifically, EVER. That's just a really uncomfortable situation. That's a different kind of suffering.

Nah.

If he doesn't like ugly girls, he can do something about it. Like I said, no pretty girl is just going to fall in his lap.

The other alternative is, as stated, dying alone.

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PIG_B0SS
04/23/20 4:33:44 AM
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Umbreon posted...
If he doesn't like ugly girls, he can do something about it.

What should I do? dun wanna die alone :'(

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Kanaya413
04/23/20 4:56:59 AM
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Dw tc I'm in the same situation
Except I'm a girl
The rare femcel

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Kanaya413
04/23/20 4:58:23 AM
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Also the more desperate you get will probably lower your standards

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PastaCracker
04/23/20 4:58:44 AM
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Banging body >>> Pretty face

TC I say you get an ugly girl with banging body.
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haloiscoolisbak
04/23/20 5:06:52 AM
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yeah TC I was on track to be like you pretty much, am 5'8 and got to my 25 and had more or less given up on finding an awesome hot girl to grow old with

i eventually found a 5/10 girl on bumble(a little overweight) who was patient with me being an older virgin and was just happy to spend time with me a lot of the time. also taught me a lot about sex

we dated for a few months and it ended on semi-good terms as she had to move home to her country. she was probably more hurt than me. but anyway now I'm far more confident with dating

people say it's not all about sex but for me it was. I knew I could have a healthy relationship with someone if I got the chance but the fact i was a virgin lead to all kind of self-esteem issues and a fear I wouldn't be able to satisfy one/make them feel comfortable

now i'm reasonably confident and do much better with dating/flirting I just kind of keep my history a little secretive. Not that you should be ashamed of it but it's sort of a weird story and probably not good to share in the early stages of dating someone

point is - lower your standards even if only temporarily, let yourself get laid by an ugly girl (or hell, a prostitute) and start from scratch there

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Umbreon
04/23/20 5:45:16 AM
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PIG_B0SS posted...
What should I do? dun wanna die alone :'(


Improve yourself. Doesn't have to be major. It can be something like exercising more, or learning a new skill. Something that answers the "Why?" in a girl's "Why should I date you?"

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Master_Happosai
04/23/20 5:47:10 AM
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PIG_B0SS posted...
I have no desire to pass on my genes, but I still want a non-ugly wife to cook and clean for me.

Any advice?
Become a comedian
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cavalierking
04/23/20 5:56:59 AM
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PIG_B0SS posted...
but I still want a non-ugly wife to cook and clean for me

how has nobody in 40+ posts commented on how shitty this attitude is specifically

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Eevee-Trainer
04/23/20 6:10:37 AM
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cavalierking posted...
how has nobody in 40+ posts commented on how shitty this attitude is specifically
Ikr?

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Master_Happosai
04/23/20 6:27:35 AM
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cavalierking posted...
how has nobody in 40+ posts commented on how shitty this attitude is specifically
It's called a homemaker. Nothing wrong with it. Divorce rates skyrocketed when both partners wanted to be the breadmaker.
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cavalierking
04/23/20 6:43:11 AM
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foh with that sexist noise, dude

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ssj3vegeta_
04/23/20 6:47:21 AM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Dw tc I'm in the same situation
Except I'm a girl
The rare femcel

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PIG_B0SS
04/23/20 8:17:31 AM
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cavalierking posted...
how has nobody in 40+ posts commented on how shitty this attitude is specifically

Huh?

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Vicious_Dios
04/23/20 8:20:26 AM
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Imagine feeding this troll topic.

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