Current Events > Scenario: You are now an evil dictator. What do you do?

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LostForest 03/30/20 3:46:11 PM #1:	For funzies, let's pretend you are crowned unquestioned god-emperor of your country. What unreasonable/bizarre demands do you make? You don't necessarily need to be EVIL evil, but for the sake of argument, you are drunk with power. --- http://dracanea.net <cite>LostForest posted [p:936491150] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>For funzies, let's pretend you are crowned unquestioned god-emperor of your country. What unreasonable/bizarre demands do you make? You don't necessarily need to be EVIL evil, but for the sake of argument, you are drunk with power. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 03/30/20 3:47:50 PM #2:	For starters, I make leaf blowers fucking illegal. Hate those things. Also you're legally allowed to punch members of PETA in the face with no repercussions. --- http://dracanea.net <cite>LostForest posted [p:936491246] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>For starters, I make leaf blowers fucking illegal. Hate those things. Also you're legally allowed to punch members of PETA in the face with no repercussions. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
archedsoul 03/30/20 3:49:00 PM #3:	https://youtu.be/F6zSmtxzwjM --- "Fear cuts deeper than swords." <cite>archedsoul posted [p:936491301] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/F6zSmtxzwjM </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 03/30/20 3:49:58 PM #4:	I hold the Earth ransom for camera zooms in on my face 1 million dollars! Mwahahaha --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:936491360] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>I hold the Earth ransom for camera zooms in on my face 1 million dollars! Mwahahaha </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 03/30/20 3:50:20 PM #5:	Relinquish power to the proletariat --- The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed... Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:936491384] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>Relinquish power to the proletariat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
P1nkP1ckle 03/30/20 3:50:26 PM #6:	I dont know what you heard, but Ive never tated a dic --- I'm kind of a big dill <cite>P1nkP1ckle posted [p:936491388] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>I dont know what you heard, but Ive never tated a dic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kombucha 03/30/20 3:52:32 PM #7:	New national anthem is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3_2entulkw --- http://www.last.fm/user/walkingishonest <cite>Kombucha posted [p:936491524] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>New national anthem is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3_2entulkw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta_EDGE 03/30/20 3:58:50 PM #8:	Become a bevelement dictator and slowly give the power to the people and create a utopia every country and state is govern by their own people. --- I'm Veggeta X's alt <cite>Veggeta_EDGE posted [p:936491860] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>Become a bevelement dictator and slowly give the power to the people and create a utopia every country and state is govern by their own people. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 03/30/20 4:07:30 PM #9:	Veggeta_EDGE posted... bevelement Err.. --- http://dracanea.net <cite>LostForest posted [p:936492317] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>Veggeta_EDGE posted... </cite> <quote>bevelement</quote> Err.. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 03/30/20 4:08:30 PM #10:	Begin constructing my harem --- Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:936492370] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>Begin constructing my harem </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThunderTrain 03/30/20 4:10:13 PM #11:	Declare Coronavirus a hoax --- Without this nobody reads the last line of a post Praise Lord Helix <cite>ThunderTrain posted [p:936492458] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>Declare Coronavirus a hoax </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 03/30/20 4:11:05 PM #12:	Free ice cream yo! --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:936492497] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>Free ice cream yo! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kombucha 03/30/20 4:11:26 PM #13:	nevershine posted... Free ice cream yo! Truly evil --- http://www.last.fm/user/walkingishonest <cite>Kombucha posted [p:936492519] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>nevershine posted... </cite> <quote>Free ice cream yo!</quote> Truly evil </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 03/30/20 4:12:29 PM #14:	I'd immediately crown someone else dictator and go live in the woods --- Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world-some dude. <cite>Smackems posted [p:936492579] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>I'd immediately crown someone else dictator and go live in the woods </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 03/30/20 4:13:00 PM #15:	nevershine posted... Free ice cream yo! Best answer in this thread so far tbh. Who's getting it? You, your people, or both? --- http://dracanea.net <cite>LostForest posted [p:936492599] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>nevershine posted... </cite> <quote>Free ice cream yo!</quote> Best answer in this thread so far tbh. Who's getting it? You, your people, or both? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sephiroth C Ryu 03/30/20 4:52:23 PM #16:	Do a better job than North Korea. Which is basically the only place in the world I actually think I would do a better job of running than the current leadership (America the past month or two is a bit close though on certain subjects). --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. pounces Nyaa! <cite>Sephiroth C Ryu posted [p:936494743] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>Do a better job than North Korea. Which is basically the only place in the world I actually think I would do a better job of running than the current leadership (America the past month or two is a bit close though on certain subjects). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/30/20 9:27:13 PM #17:	Go to various factories. Point at things. Sephiroth C Ryu posted... Do a better job than North Korea. Oh goddammit! <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:936509094] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>Go to various factories. Point at things. Sephiroth C Ryu posted... </cite> <quote>Do a better job than North Korea.</quote>Oh goddammit! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 03/30/20 9:29:43 PM #18:	Wonder how long it will take before I am assasinated. Assuming all the world governements and military and workforce/powergrid etc all respond to me instantly. I'd strongly estimate it would take less than a week unless I went into hiding. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:936509223] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>Wonder how long it will take before I am assasinated. Assuming all the world governements and military and workforce/powergrid etc all respond to me instantly. I'd strongly estimate it would take less than a week unless I went into hiding.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coinstarcad 03/30/20 9:30:05 PM #19:	Make individuality illegal and enforce it with tooth torture. <cite>coinstarcad posted [p:936509243] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>Make individuality illegal and enforce it with tooth torture. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 03/30/20 9:30:48 PM #20:	Become a good dictator --- This signature won't be changed until at least one out of Astrograph Sorcerer, Double-Iris Magician, Performapal Monkeyboard or Electrumite is unbanned. 2/15/20 <cite>Doe posted [p:936509285] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>Become a good dictator </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 03/30/20 9:40:03 PM #21:	TheGoldenEel posted... Relinquish power to the proletariat Smackems posted... I'd immediately crown someone else dictator and go live in the woods Sephiroth C Ryu posted... Do a better job than North Korea Doe posted... Become a good dictator You guys have weird definitions of "unreasonable demands". That or just a really unoriginal sense of humor. --- http://dracanea.net <cite>LostForest posted [p:936509782] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>TheGoldenEel posted... </cite> <quote>Relinquish power to the proletariat</quote> Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>I'd immediately crown someone else dictator and go live in the woods</quote> Sephiroth C Ryu posted... </cite> <quote>Do a better job than North Korea</quote> Doe posted... </cite> <quote>Become a good dictator</quote> You guys have weird definitions of "unreasonable demands". That or just a really unoriginal sense of humor. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 03/30/20 9:40:15 PM #22:	Plot my big keikaku and declare war on whatever my closest neighbor is --- 2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3, a fitting end for a monster like me. <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:936509790] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>Plot my big keikaku and declare war on whatever my closest neighbor is </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 03/30/20 9:45:47 PM #23:	Make nudity legal for anyone, anywhere, at any time. People are too fucking prude, and this would change that pretty quick. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules <cite>Aristoph posted [p:936510071] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>Make nudity legal for anyone, anywhere, at any time. People are too fucking prude, and this would change that pretty quick. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 03/30/20 9:48:18 PM #24:	LostForest posted... You guys have weird definitions of "unreasonable demands". That or just a really unoriginal sense of humor. I just would never want to be in charge of something like that But if I had to, I would make a national shit your pants in unison day and outlaw crawfish, not only as food but as an animal --- Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world-some dude. <cite>Smackems posted [p:936510193] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>LostForest posted... </cite> <quote>You guys have weird definitions of "unreasonable demands". That or just a really unoriginal sense of humor.</quote>I just would never want to be in charge of something like that But if I had to, I would make a national shit your pants in unison day and outlaw crawfish, not only as food but as an animal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kayoticdreamz 03/30/20 9:50:34 PM #25:	make gamefaqs illegal. <cite>kayoticdreamz posted [p:936510318] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>make gamefaqs illegal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 03/30/20 9:50:36 PM #26:	Hmm... - Make the death penalty legal everywhere. - 3 strikes or you're out policy heavily enforced (reducing the strikes applicable depending on the severity of the crime). - ALL scammers will be hunted down and destroyed. - Career thieves will lose fingers with each transgression. - The homeless will pick up their fucking trash or they're out. - No handouts unless proven to be born physically or mentally handicapped, or work injury... (illegal drug related mishaps aren't applicable. Tough shit) - Some highway's speed limits will be increased to 90 mph. - Slow drivers blocking or slowing the left lanes will lose their driving privileges. MOVE THE FUCK OVER. - The better, faster, and consistently productive a worker is, the better their payout will be. Fired employees for doing a shitty job will not be supported (They better get shit together.) - Government employees will fucking hustle and be actually productive and competent. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:936510322] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>Hmm... - Make the death penalty legal everywhere. - 3 strikes or you're out policy heavily enforced (reducing the strikes applicable depending on the severity of the crime). - ALL scammers will be hunted down and destroyed. - Career thieves will lose fingers with each transgression. - The homeless will pick up their fucking trash or they're out. - No handouts unless proven to be born physically or mentally handicapped, or work injury... (illegal drug related mishaps aren't applicable. Tough shit) - Some highway's speed limits will be increased to 90 mph. - Slow drivers blocking or slowing the left lanes will lose their driving privileges. MOVE THE FUCK OVER. - The better, faster, and consistently productive a worker is, the better their payout will be. Fired employees for doing a shitty job will not be supported (They better get shit together.) - Government employees will fucking hustle and be actually productive and competent. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cmiller4642 03/30/20 9:52:56 PM #27:	I'd bring back public executions French Revolution style for a few years and broadcast them on TV. <cite>cmiller4642 posted [p:936510438] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>I'd bring back public executions French Revolution style for a few years and broadcast them on TV. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evil_zombie11 03/30/20 9:53:52 PM #28:	dress like Wesker Develop biotech --- Yo wtf Probably lifting or running... <cite>evil_zombie11 posted [p:936510480] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>dress like Wesker Develop biotech </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarthGoomba 03/30/20 9:54:37 PM #29:	Make it illegal to not watch anime <cite>MarthGoomba posted [p:936510516] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>Make it illegal to not watch anime</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 03/30/20 10:53:34 PM #30:	Smackems posted... I just would never want to be in charge of something like that But if I had to, I would make a national shit your pants in unison day and outlaw crawfish, not only as food but as an animal Yeah but this wasnt meant to be super serious lol. Those answers are way more in line with what I was thinking. It's supposed to be a fun thread! --- http://dracanea.net <cite>LostForest posted [p:936513387] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>I just would never want to be in charge of something like that But if I had to, I would make a national shit your pants in unison day and outlaw crawfish, not only as food but as an animal</quote> Yeah but this wasnt meant to be super serious lol. Those answers are way more in line with what I was thinking. It's supposed to be a fun thread! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 03/31/20 12:48:30 PM #31:	Vicious_Dios posted... - Slow drivers blocking or slowing the left lanes will lose their driving privileges. MOVE THE FUCK OVER. YES YES YES caps --- http://dracanea.net <cite>LostForest posted [p:936536032] in Scenario: ... [t:78523252]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite> <quote>- Slow drivers blocking or slowing the left lanes will lose their driving privileges. MOVE THE FUCK OVER.</quote> YES YES YES caps </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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