Current Events > Lara got a reduction. Samus got a reduction. Tifa got a reduction.

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Solid Snake got a reduction

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coh posted...

Only Lara got more attractive and even then it was only in the 2013 reboot.

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flat is justice

tomboy nation

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Zodd3224 posted...

It's time to Reis Up

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FL81 posted...

Solid Snake got a reduction

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lol

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Thats because if your a developer and you spend your work hours making a beautiful female character, your boss lady and your white knight colleagues will call you an incel and laugh at you.

Resident Evil 3 Remake Art Director on Jill Valentines Updated Design: Sex Appeal Was Not the Right Direction

If you were hoping that Lara Croft would bring back the very brief dual pistols she wielded at the end of the 2013 reboot game, it's still not going to happen when Shadow of the Tomb Raider rolls around.
While it could have been a possibility, the game's director, Dan Bisson, didn't want it to happen -- so it didn't. Speaking to OXM, Bisson notes, "No. I dont want that. For us this is her defining moment. Were not going to put her in shorts with double-pistols, wearing a bikini; thats not what this is. Its because the twin pistols have an iconic thing about them. For this trilogy not saying anything about later on, I dont know about the future titles but for this trilogy, the bow is still her signature weapon."

When asked about dual pistols, he freaks out over reacting about bikinis.

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Running this through a lisp filter is pretty great:

Wawa got a weduction. Samus got a weduction. Tifa got a weduction.

Thewe is a pattewn hewe.

You can say I'm a wosew, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiwacy. It's not intewnet newds pweemptivewy being outwaged. We said it wouwd happen and it did. We knew it wouwd because it's happened awweady. Because it's a cweaw and continuous pattewn.

I don't cawe. I'm a fucking newd. Whatevew.

No, I don't need big bweasts on a femawe chawactew to find hew intewesting as a chawactew. You don't need pwofanity and gwatuitous bwoodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if thewe's a PG-13 sequew ow wemake to an W-wated movie, peopwe fwip a tabwe because they'we being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing hewe.
If you go to favowite pwace to eat and find one day that they've stopped sewving awcohow, you'd be within youw wights to go somepwace ewse even if the food is just as good as it awways was.

Even if you don't cawe about fictionaw bweasts (ow weaw bweasts on women pwaying fictionaw chawactews). Even if you'we not into women pewiod, it's stiww a bad thing to wemove aww buxom women fwom the media. You awe saying that thewe is a cewtain type of pewson who you do not want to be featuwed in the media and it's thwough no fauwt of theiw own. This is wike taking evewy stowy which had a Jewish chawactew in it and wepwacing them with non-Jewish chawactews. You wouwd be sewectivewy wemoving a gwoup of peopwe fwom having any media pwesence ow wepwesentation.
It's not just censowship. It's discwimination. How awe women with wawge bweasts supposed to feew in weaw wife when they'we not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and pewsonawity types awe tweated one and the same and that busty types awe the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get weductions if they want to be tweated faiwwy.

Covew Tifa up mowe. Take away hew midwiff. Make it so that thewe's no bounce ow jiggwe -- just fat dead space. But don't fwatten hew because women with sizabwe bweasts awe somehow bad peopwe accowding to the censows who think themsewves pwogwessive.

It's wike thewe's an Anti-Tit Weague that gets to dictate who has an appwopwiate enough body type to achieve wepwesentation. And, accowding to them, women with smaww wastes and wawge busts awe unwowthy.

Fuck!

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This topic was way more exciting in 2015.
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I feel like this is just a result of graphics going "photo realistic"

A shame, but it is what it is. If you want those monster titties better stick with anime.

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coinstarcad posted...

Imagine no boobies

That seems to be the goal of the American left.

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BarneyBosco posted...

That seems to be the goal of the American left.

No, we want everyone to be forced to take estrogen and become a girl

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Zodd3224 posted...

It's time to Rise Up

Old Tifa used to make me Rise Up. New Tifa...not so much
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teepan95 posted...

Old Tifa used to make me Rise Up. New Tifa...not so much

Shame. Tifa's tits should be AT LEAST seven times bigger.

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Hardness gone!

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Wetterdew posted...

For those of us who aren't into it, it's just annoyingly distracting. Lara croft isn't an erotic game, so if she has giant unrealistic boobs it just distracts me from the rest of the game by reminding me that the game was made by horny guys trying to appeal to other horny guys. I don't want that.

Yes sometimes hypersexualization is annoying. It has its place in certain games but you can't just always expect me to be ok with it anywhere. It's fine in Senran kagura. But metroid or Tomb Raider are not Senran kagura

I get you. I too get annoyed when someone likes something I don't like.

It's not like Lara Croft was designed as a stern, athletically built character and then sexualized in a later sequel. She was designed as a fun, sleek, and sexy character from the ground up.

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Mr Hangman posted...

I miss when Samus was canonically 6'3".

Are you kidding me? They shrank her in height too?


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Idc to be honest and don't understand why ppl flip out over this.

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And they all look better than they used to.

bump

I still don't know which was my favorite melty, this one or caution's full on white replacement rant.

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Tc you forgot mortal kombat

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When people in this topic don't realize it's a copypasta of a Skye Reynolds post

TheLastHero posted...

When people in this topic don't realize it's a copypasta of a Skye Reynolds post

Is he really the original source of this?

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First they came for the low polygon video game boobies, and I said nothing, because there were more prescient problems with the titles in question, which are the reasons I play video games in the first place.

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Reiss posted...

This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters.

tf

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Tifa still has massive tits. She clearly has a sports bra on.

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Zodd3224 posted...

Is he really the original source of this?

Yes

Zodd3224 posted...

Is he really the original source of this?

A 100% original CE pasta by our boy Skye lol

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Its truly a work of art

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Zodd3224 posted...

Is he really the original source of this?

Absolutely. He posted it shortly after arguing with me and a bunch of other people in the first topic he created bitching about Tifa's boobs.

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who cares. pick up a foot ball


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You're doing the lord's work, TC. Keep it up.

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I just want to ask all you people in here why you're ok with this and why you aren't RISING UP? Are you a gamer, or are you a lamer!?

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Meanwhile, in some RPG meant for kids...