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Cocytus
03/28/20 3:46:49 AM
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$1,000,000 or the cure to Coronavirus?


*You cannot benefit monetarily or in any other trade if you pick the cure.
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Bad_Mojo
03/28/20 3:58:51 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth
03/28/20 4:03:13 AM
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Money.

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apolloooo
03/28/20 4:04:50 AM
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Cure. Couldn't use the money if the world end

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BettyWhite
03/28/20 4:05:00 AM
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Can I at least get recognition?

I mean I'll pick the cure anyways, but I would definitely enjoy some of this treatment.

https://youtu.be/DeF78yLITzc

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malenz
03/28/20 4:06:05 AM
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BettyWhite posted...
I mean I'll pick the cure anyways, but I would definitely enjoy some of this treatment.
The satisfaction that you saved lives and the ability to sleep at night knowing you're a good person, and that no one you love or yourself will ever be hurt or die from this.

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trappedunderice
03/28/20 4:06:09 AM
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Ah, the moral topic to find out who's a piece of shit or not. Oh look Scotty is the first to bat.
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Bad_Mojo
03/28/20 4:07:41 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
Ah, the moral topic to find out who's a piece of shit or not. Oh look Scotty is the first to bat.

What did you just call me?

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BettyWhite
03/28/20 4:08:13 AM
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malenz posted...
The satisfaction that you saved lives and the ability to sleep at night knowing you're a good person, and that no one you love or yourself will ever be hurt or die from this.

Oh definitely. But being recognized for it would be doubly sweet.


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StickFigures720
03/28/20 4:09:02 AM
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Well, I'd rather be able to go outside without having put up with the hoarding or risk contracting the virus.

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alphapipi
03/28/20 4:11:42 AM
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StickFigures720 posted...
Well, I'd rather be able to go outside without having put up with the hoarding or risk contracting the virus.


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pokemon2poker
03/28/20 4:12:14 AM
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Show me the money

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trappedunderice
03/28/20 4:16:28 AM
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Tagging anyone that would take the money as VirusLover you nasty bastards.
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malenz
03/28/20 4:16:49 AM
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BettyWhite posted...
Oh definitely. But being recognized for it would be doubly sweet.
Well the problem with that is is you'd be praised for a relatively short while, and then people would go "well the virus wasn't THAT bad, I bet we could have handled it ourselves" and you'd be left with an even more empty feeling than before when people forget and move on from caring about you.

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SomeLikeItHoth
03/28/20 4:17:08 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
Ah, the moral topic to find out who's a piece of shit or not. Oh look Scotty is the first to bat.
Im not Scotty.

@Scotty_Rogers

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pokemon2poker
03/28/20 4:20:29 AM
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VirusLover

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BettyWhite
03/28/20 4:30:55 AM
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malenz posted...
Well the problem with that is is you'd be praised for a relatively short while, and then people would go "well the virus wasn't THAT bad, I bet we could have handled it ourselves" and you'd be left with an even more empty feeling than before when people forget and move on from caring about you.

Depends on when the cure is made.. If It occurs before it swept across the world, then yeah I'll be quickly forgotten. Probably a solid wikipedia page will be earned from it all.

But if it's at this point I'm entering super stardom.. Where it'll conflict with the rule that I can't make money off of it. But that would only further my reverence when people are like "Woh.. Dude refuses to accept any money and he's a hero."

Given the choice I will pick the first option and prevent any one from dying from it.. But hell yeah I'm enjoying the perks of being a hero if given the opportunity.

I don't know why I'm putting this much thought into a hypothetical but still. Lol.

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Cocytus
03/28/20 4:32:02 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
Ah, the moral topic to find out who's a piece of shit or not. Oh look Scotty is the first to bat.
lmao
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Cocytus
03/28/20 4:32:17 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
https://youtu.be/2_JTzEppKy8
lol
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Arcanine2009
03/28/20 4:35:10 AM
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Is this a joke? Saving millions of lives and the world economy. I sure as hell wouldn't take a million let alone a billion dollars

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Rimmer_Dall
03/28/20 5:33:58 AM
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How would you make anyone believe you had a cure?
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Mistere Man
03/28/20 5:36:24 AM
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Cocytus posted...
*You cannot benefit monetarily or in any other trade if you pick the cure.
Please explain what you mean here?


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malenz
03/28/20 5:37:57 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
Please explain what you mean here?
pretty sure that just means you cannot get any possessions or money from the cure in any way in the forms of gifts or donations or anything of the sort (or sex I suppose)

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Iodine
03/28/20 5:43:00 AM
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Money. The vaccine will be available by Summer 2021. A year of this current situation would suck but man that money would change my life.

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Mistere Man
03/28/20 5:45:52 AM
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malenz posted...
pretty sure that just means you cannot get any possessions or money from the cure in any way in the forms of gifts or donations or anything of the sort (or sex I suppose)
I just want to be sure my family can use the cure as that could count as a benefit.

I also dont want to be unable to make money at all or benefit from trades for the rest of my life.

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Shadilay
03/28/20 5:55:31 AM
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If you can't own the intellectual property to the cure, what the fuck is the point?
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malenz
03/28/20 7:07:40 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
I just want to be sure my family can use the cure as that could count as a benefit.

I also dont want to be unable to make money at all or benefit from trades for the rest of my life.
He means trading it for money or possessions or favors I think. I suppose that means you can't buy a bunch of stock then use the cure and reap the rewards of the Stock Market recovering.

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Cocytus
03/28/20 7:28:45 AM
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malenz posted...
pretty sure that just means you cannot get any possessions or money from the cure in any way in the forms of gifts or donations or anything of the sort (or sex I suppose)
Bingo
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Cocytus
03/28/20 7:29:45 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
I just want to be sure my family can use the cure as that could count as a benefit.
I see what you mean. That would be the only exception is that your family would be spared the virus too.
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Cocytus
03/28/20 7:32:19 AM
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malenz posted...
He means trading it for money or possessions or favors I think. I suppose that means you can't buy a bunch of stock then use the cure and reap the rewards of the Stock Market recovering.
Exactly.
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Moogle-UK
03/28/20 7:34:29 AM
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Cure.

If I happened to be single with no family or friends I'd take the money and run the gauntlet to see if it the virus killed me. As it is though there's people I love around, and no amount of money would be enough to deny them a chance to get through this without ending in a box. It's hard to be selfish when you worry more about others. I couldn't care less if I croaked it.
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Mistere Man
03/28/20 10:29:26 AM
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Cocytus posted...
I see what you mean. That would be the only exception is that your family would be spared the virus too.
Then cure please.

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AzNDarkSamurai
03/28/20 10:57:40 AM
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Cure

I need life to go back to normal

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UnfairRepresent
03/28/20 10:58:53 AM
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Cure

Although even with a cure the time it would take to pass trials and mass produce would still mean problems for months
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IShall_Run_Amok
03/28/20 11:00:53 AM
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Obviously the cure. $1,000,000 isn't even that much money, and I probably feel like shit afterwards.

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Vicious_Dios
03/28/20 11:03:45 AM
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As it currently stands: Money ('-' )

If someone I loved or knew got diagnosed with it then the cure.

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RchHomieQuanChi
03/28/20 11:06:53 AM
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Eh. I'll take the cure. We need that way more than I'll need that much money.

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pikachupwnage
03/28/20 11:11:42 AM
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Pretty much anyone who claims to have not been tempted at all by the money is a liar unless they or someone very close has the coronavirus bad or they are already rich.

I would take the cure but I would do so after agonizing. I like to do the right thing but I am tempted and bitch about it to myself.

Like when someone accidentally typed in a 400$ tip instead of 4$. I don't really pay much attention to credit tips on small orders so they were lucky I noticed and chased em down before they drove off.

I could've easily claimed to have not noticed at the time and been "shocked" at my tip report at the end of the day.

They might've never noticed or noticed days later and if it went through to my account I was keeping at least enough to cover the tax I would get charged on it no matter what.

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gguirao
03/28/20 1:14:15 PM
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Cure Coronavirus.

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Cocytus
03/28/20 2:52:54 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
Obviously the cure. $1,000,000 isn't even that much money, and I probably feel like shit afterwards.
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Cocytus
03/28/20 2:53:58 PM
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pikachupwnage posted...
they are already rich
I was thinking about that.
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yemmy
03/28/20 3:04:46 PM
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If I took the money the guilt that I coulda saved millions of lives would drive me insane.


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Umbreon
03/28/20 3:08:14 PM
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1 million isn't enough to put up with the inconveniences of having to ride this shit out.

Give me the cure, my name will be in the history books forever.

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Smackems
03/28/20 3:09:46 PM
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Cure. Money ain't worth my mom or grandma dying

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VTBM
03/28/20 3:10:04 PM
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The cure to Coronavirus, hold the world hostage and then destroy it because I wont gain anything from it.

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EnragedSlith
03/28/20 3:11:24 PM
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I wouldve picked the cure if the rights to it wouldnt be exclusively granted to a pharmaceutical company by our corrupt government

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Cocytus
03/28/20 5:05:05 PM
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Umbreon posted...
1 million isn't enough to put up with the inconveniences of having to ride this shit out.

Give me the cure, my name will be in the history books forever.
No it won't
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Kombucha
03/28/20 5:07:47 PM
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Solid Snake07
03/28/20 5:08:33 PM
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Cure, cause I'm not a piece of shit.

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