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CrazyandLazy
03/15/20 7:53:22 PM
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I only have 96 regular rolls. Hope it lasts me till this craze dies down.

Ticket scalpers and Hoarders now hoarding toilet paper!!!

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davidg4l
03/15/20 7:54:44 PM
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9 rolls, but I live alone.
I should be fine for like, idk, 1.5-2 months?

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CADE FOSTER
03/15/20 7:57:19 PM
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10 double rolls enough till probably april maybe they are sold out everywhere so
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AlienLanes
03/15/20 7:57:41 PM
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We have 3 rolls, we're isolating and can't get a delivery from the supermarket until Wednesday.
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TheRealDill2016
03/15/20 7:58:17 PM
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I have 8-9 mega rolls. I always freak out when I hit single digits. Guess I'm still a bit traumatized from having college roommates who would forget to buy TP.
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CrazyandLazy
03/15/20 8:01:07 PM
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AlienLanes posted...
We have 3 rolls, we're isolating and can't get a delivery from the supermarket until Wednesday.

that's a shitty situation to be in
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FLOUR
03/15/20 8:07:48 PM
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I don't use toilet paper

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CADE FOSTER
03/15/20 8:08:42 PM
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Wish i had a bidet i might amazon one soon
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MabusIncarnate
03/15/20 8:08:57 PM
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We need a new topic about this once an hour

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Tired-Insomniac
03/15/20 8:09:13 PM
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24 mega rolls

Package said that's like 96 regular rolls

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R1masher
03/15/20 8:10:48 PM
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One, a dingy washcloth

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CADE FOSTER
03/15/20 8:11:08 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
We need a new topic about this once an hour

Are you the keeper of gamefaqs bandwith if not get the fuck outta here
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MabusIncarnate
03/15/20 8:11:40 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
Are you the keeper of gamefaqs bandwith if not get the fuck outta here
bandwith

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CADE FOSTER
03/15/20 8:12:55 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...

bandwith

bandwidth

lol so wut
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karlpilkington4
03/15/20 8:13:45 PM
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I dont get the issue, I was just at the store an hour ago. ALL the toilet paper was gone, but there were dozens of boxes of tissues. Literally the same thing. Just throw it in a cheap trashcan, which you can find in the same isle.

If anyone needs any other survival tips, I'll be back tomorrow.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/15/20 8:14:10 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
bandwidth

lol so wut

HAHA wtf?

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MabusIncarnate
03/15/20 8:15:15 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
bandwidth

lol so wut
I need to know how much toilet paper you have

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Lebronwon
03/15/20 8:15:54 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
We need a new topic about this once an hour

The evolution of these threads is interesting. Just about 2 weeks ago you were considered crazy for stocking up on TP. Now the topics have become secret bragging about their supply they have left.

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CADE FOSTER
03/15/20 8:16:19 PM
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then dont click the fucking topic sheesh fucking goofy ass people
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MabusIncarnate
03/15/20 8:16:45 PM
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Lebronwon posted...
The evolution of these threads is interesting. Just about 2 weeks ago you were considered crazy for stocking up on TP. Now the topics have become secret bragging about their supply they have left.
I have approximately 18 squares left. We are on a strict limit of one square per shit in my household.

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MabusIncarnate
03/15/20 8:17:20 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
then dont click the fucking topic sheesh fucking goofy ass people
CADE FOSTER more like TP MASTER

You care so much about this

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/15/20 8:21:19 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
then dont click the fucking topic sheesh fucking goofy ass people

Whoa whoa whoa Sir. SIR! You need to remain calm. I know this is a shit paper topic and over the course of history many a riots have started over this very topic. We have to remain calm right now though given that it's Sunday.

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SuperExcitebike
03/15/20 8:41:50 PM
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I have 4 rolls and a bidet

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Lost_All_Senses
03/15/20 8:43:30 PM
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Like 6 double rolls I think. But like other dude, I live alone and it lasts.

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Sabram
03/15/20 8:43:35 PM
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6 double rolls atm, going to try to get another 18 pack when the store restocks on Monday, just to be sure I have some if the weird to hoarding keeps going on

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Steelix500
03/15/20 8:43:45 PM
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I only have 1 roll
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SimpleMan
03/15/20 8:51:23 PM
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Picked up a 24 pack of single ply last week. Still got 23 unopened.

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J03can
03/15/20 8:52:40 PM
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Stocked up as per usual. Luckily i bought a costco pack 2 weeks ago and i live alone

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CasualGuy
03/15/20 8:54:58 PM
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I'm down to 1 and my town is all out. Luckily I work at a school and could always just drive there and take a bunch from the custodian closet.

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ultimate reaver
03/15/20 8:59:49 PM
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i have 12 rolls and go through maybe one a week

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Rebel_Patriot
03/15/20 9:14:25 PM
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This is the event that spawns the usage of the 3 Seashells from Demolition Man.

On topic I have a normal pack of 9 because Im not a crazy person.

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Relient_K
03/15/20 9:22:19 PM
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Me and my wife have about 9 rolls I think.

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Luigi and Tails
03/15/20 9:38:04 PM
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36 rolls. I bought 120 rolls about a year ago so I'm all sorted.

I have enough frozen and tinned food to last about a month (again, no panic buying, just stuff I've bought to cover unexpected guests. However I only have about a week's worth of beer - a single 12-pack of tiny bottles. Seeing as all social events are cancelled I'll be picking up plenty of booze so I can host friends round mine.

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Tyrannosaurus
03/15/20 9:57:01 PM
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1.5 rolls. Im in a shitty situation. Damn TP hoarding cowards.

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thronedfire2
03/15/20 9:57:41 PM
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like 25 mega rolls

I could also steal a whole pallet of toilet paper from work if I really had to. or if got really expensive

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Kitt
03/15/20 9:59:37 PM
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I got a nice, large pack that we bought a few months ago and we're not even half way through. It'll likely last for another handful of months.
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Dark_SilverX
03/15/20 10:00:14 PM
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One roll. We use our hands and tongues for cleansing.

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Odoylerules
03/15/20 10:00:36 PM
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Bought 2 weeks ago before craze so Im good for months

Plus I have wipes
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CrazyandLazy
03/15/20 10:00:59 PM
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CasualGuy posted...
I'm down to 1 and my town is all out. Luckily I work at a school and could always just drive there and take a bunch from the custodian closet.

Steelix500 posted...
I only have 1 roll

Uh oh.
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CrazyandLazy
03/16/20 12:04:53 PM
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Still checking Amazon to get another 96 rolls.
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Stewman_Magoo
03/16/20 12:08:33 PM
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3 single rolls and like half a box of kleenex.

I also have baby wipes if things get dire.

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CommunismFTW
03/16/20 12:09:21 PM
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davidg4l posted...
9 rolls, but I live alone.
I should be fine for like, idk, 1.5-2 months?


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Paragon21XX
03/16/20 12:16:37 PM
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2 spare mega rolls which is about 2 months worth living alone (I'm a very efficient wiper), indeterminate number from whatever my parents are willing to share if I run out before being able to find more in stores.
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Gobstoppers12
03/16/20 12:46:34 PM
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I've got over 6 months worth. I happened to buy a restock about 3 days before the panic started, by total coincidence.

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CrazyandLazy
03/16/20 12:46:53 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
I've got over 6 months worth. I happened to buy a restock about 3 days before the panic started, by total coincidence.

Just how many do you have right now? Jesus.
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Gobstoppers12
03/16/20 12:49:33 PM
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CrazyandLazy posted...
Just how many do you have right now? Jesus.
We buy Scott, which has like 1,000 sheets per roll, and this is a 24 pack

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DezDroppedFreak
03/16/20 12:50:53 PM
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7.5 mega rolls. Should get me through at least to may

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burns112233
03/16/20 12:51:01 PM
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About 12 rolls. That should last about a month and a half.

I also have no problem taking a squat at a nearby Subway sandwich shop which is always stocked up with TP. I eat there almost every day anyway.
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