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Stallion_Prime
01/03/20 6:56:11 PM
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Chill out. Youre too fat anyway

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DK9292
01/03/20 6:57:55 PM
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with the tories in power i might

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eston
01/03/20 6:58:28 PM
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I'm too old. The draft isn't even a concern to me.

But I dont know why anyone thinks it would happen, the US military has more soldiers than it knows what to do with

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kbe2k2
01/03/20 6:58:52 PM
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Totally going to move to Canada this time anyways!
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modena
01/03/20 7:00:14 PM
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eston posted...
I'm too old. The draft isn't even a concern to me.

But I dont know why anyone thinks it would happen, the US military has more soldiers than it knows what to do with
When I ETS'd in 2011 they were starting to kick the fat people out.We are good.

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Gobstoppers12
01/03/20 7:02:56 PM
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Bryfang posted...
Literally boot camp.
Boot camp isn't going to whip a fat dude into shape. It's meant to get reasonably-out-of-shape average guys into fighting shape.

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Kajagogo
01/03/20 7:07:54 PM
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eston posted...
I'm too old. The draft isn't even a concern to me.



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mach25687
01/03/20 7:13:09 PM
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eston posted...
I'm too old. The draft isn't even a concern to me.

But I dont know why anyone thinks it would happen, the US military has more soldiers than it knows what to do with


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hockeybub89
01/03/20 7:14:11 PM
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Umbreon
01/03/20 7:15:23 PM
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Was never worried because I'm both too old and have a disability.

Also bringing back the draft would be political suicide.

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specialkid8
01/03/20 7:18:09 PM
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What if I want to be drafted?
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Hop103
01/03/20 7:32:25 PM
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DK9292 posted...
with the tories in power i might


You are not getting drafted under the Tories, stop worrying.
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Irony
01/03/20 7:42:40 PM
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Bryfang posted...
Nothing is political suicide for this man, NOTHING.
Yeah most of his supporters are too old to be drafted

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DK9292
01/03/20 7:42:51 PM
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Hop103 posted...
You are not getting drafted under the Tories, stop worrying.
You don't know that.

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cmiller4642
01/03/20 7:43:10 PM
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I'll just claim bone spurs like Trump did
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Unsugarized_Foo
01/03/20 7:43:21 PM
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Worse. They're going to give us all Google Stadia and tell us to drone from home

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Hayame Zero
01/03/20 7:46:31 PM
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Doesn't this exaggeration happen like every 2 or 3 years?

...as well as #WW3 trending?

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EverDownward
01/03/20 7:47:41 PM
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Not only am I too old, I'm also an end stage cancer patient. Besides, I wouldn't have qualified anyways since I was born with a rare heart disease that inhibited me from strenuous activities.

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wackyteen
01/03/20 7:49:55 PM
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I can't be drafted.

Not only am I too old, I'm already in the Army

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Inferno Dive Dragoon
01/03/20 7:53:43 PM
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Aside from being too old now, I wasn't deemed fit to enlist back when I was younger.
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Gobstoppers12
01/03/20 7:59:18 PM
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Hayame Zero posted...
Doesn't this exaggeration happen like every 2 or 3 years?

...as well as #WW3 trending?
Yep. Constantly.

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ProfDE
01/03/20 9:06:47 PM
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You could also claim you are anemic which would automatically disqualify you.

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Irony
01/04/20 1:02:27 AM
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Conflict posted...
I'm mentally ill so I wouldn't be eligible anyway.
Eddie Gallagher very clearly is too and he became a SEAL

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Fossil
01/04/20 1:07:33 AM
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Zack_Attackv1
01/04/20 1:08:00 AM
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I walk like a fucking zombie, of course not.
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Zikten
01/04/20 1:12:16 AM
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Im too fat, too old and poor health both physical and mental. I'm safe
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Irony
01/04/20 1:14:19 AM
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Zikten posted...
Im too fat, too old and poor health both physical and mental. I'm safe
Same. Also I have a big dick

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DarthDemented
01/04/20 1:21:31 AM
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I'm too old. I'll be 36 next week

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Funkydog
01/04/20 1:49:57 AM
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Why would I get drafted for a war for a country I'm not even from?

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OctilIery
01/04/20 1:52:39 AM
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eston posted...
I'm too old. The draft isn't even a concern to me.

But I dont know why anyone thinks it would happen, the US military has more soldiers than it knows what to do with

If we were to get into a full on war(not likely, but possible with king dipshit at the helm) the draft could definitely become an issue. But that's only if others throw their weight behind Iran(or just against the US).
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SH_expert44
01/04/20 1:57:40 AM
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The amount of people i have seen that would rather maim themselves or go to prison rather than go to the military is astounding. Being too fat is one thing, but being willing to shoot yourself is another.

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MaverickXeo
01/04/20 1:58:30 AM
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SH_expert44 posted...
The amount of people i have seen that would rather maim themselves or go to prison rather than go to the military is astounding. Being too fat is one thing, but being willing to shoot yourself is another.

Being forced to kill is something a lot of people do not want to do.

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SH_expert44
01/04/20 2:00:21 AM
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MaverickXeo posted...


Being forced to kill is something a lot of people do not want to do.
Is that what everyone thinks the military is? Like call of duty? How many active duty soldiers do you think have a kill under their belts?

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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X
01/04/20 2:02:33 AM
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Ahh the stealth fat shaming topic.

While ignoring that they can still draft you and condition your body for combat in a military boot camp.


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spudger
01/04/20 2:04:33 AM
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Donnie bone spurs didnt get drafted
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MaverickXeo
01/04/20 3:23:05 AM
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SH_expert44 posted...
Is that what everyone thinks the military is? Like call of duty? How many active duty soldiers do you think have a kill under their belts?

Often the point of war is to defeat (kill) your enemies.

Frontline soldiers often have to kill.

Drafted people are often frontline soldiers.

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alimajor
01/04/20 3:36:23 AM
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I welcome the draft!

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im 28 so Im too old but a draft would mean more women for me :3
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Guide
01/04/20 3:39:32 AM
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I'm enlisting before any draft happens, anyway.

alimajor posted...
I welcome the draft!

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im 28 so Im too old but a draft would mean more women for me :3

I'm 29. Age limit for the Army is 35.

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Cartwheel_Kick
01/04/20 3:50:35 AM
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You should be more concerned about your country having an incentive to spend 2 more trillion dollars into military even though it has more weapons and jets than it can use already
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modena
01/04/20 2:22:46 PM
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X posted...
Ahh the stealth fat shaming topic.

While ignoring that they can still draft you and condition your body for combat in a military boot camp.
In basic I was a 240B gunner and the fat guy that failed basic once already was tasked as my support who carried my ammo.Big Cuban guy from Miami...we hit it off and he kept up with me the whole time.He passed basic that cycle.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
01/04/20 2:26:01 PM
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Aside from poor health don't most here have mental disorders?

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Ic3Bullet
01/04/20 2:29:11 PM
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You're wrong TC I got drafted yesterday.

Fuck.
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Hexenherz
01/04/20 2:31:46 PM
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trappedunderice
01/04/20 2:32:58 PM
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Steelix500
01/04/20 2:40:07 PM
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modena posted...
When I ETS'd in 2011 they were starting to kick the fat people out.We are good.
There's still plenty of fat fucks in the Army bro
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Hexenherz
01/04/20 2:45:42 PM
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Steelix500 posted...
There's still plenty of fat fucks in the Army bro
Probably not after this new fitness test goes live.

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modena
01/04/20 2:50:55 PM
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Steelix500 posted...
There's still plenty of fat fucks in the Army bro
Never said there arent.Because there are.

What I was implying is they needed to downsize and where would you start?

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