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smoliske
01/01/20 11:56:36 PM
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https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2019/12/30/andrew-frey-meth-masturbating_n_4518225.html

A man who was allegedly high on meth reportedly fought off more than a dozen police officers while publicly masturbating.

Andrew Frey, 37, apparently made a series of outbursts and then began masturbating in an Oregon restaurant, The Oregonian reports.

Incredibly, police were reportedly unable to subdue Frey with a Taser.

It took 15 officers to finally take him into custody and stop him pleasuring himself.

Frey later reportedly told authorities that he took methamphetamine and couldnt remember the obscene incident, according to the Marion County Sheriff's office.

Frey was treated at a local hospital and then booked into county jail on charges of public indecency, theft of services, and resisting arrest.
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Irony
01/01/20 11:57:06 PM
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Lol

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Zikten
01/01/20 11:57:56 PM
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What a legend he is
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nevershine
01/02/20 12:00:45 AM
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Not all heroes wear capes

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IShall_Run_Amok
01/02/20 12:00:50 AM
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Sometimes, there's a man.

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Master_Bass
01/02/20 12:01:08 AM
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Look the cops in the eyes and finish.
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BeantownHero
01/02/20 12:01:25 AM
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Meth is a very serious problem in Oregon

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TreyFlowers
01/02/20 12:01:40 AM
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Meth is a fucking insane drug

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Squall28
01/02/20 12:01:47 AM
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Let's be fair. None of the officers wanted to touch him, and was afraid to be there for the finish.

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Axiom
01/02/20 12:02:33 AM
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So which officers got the short stick and had to pry his hand off of the dudes uhhh...short stick
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D23Padilla
01/02/20 12:03:11 AM
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Oregon man beats off 15 police officers while actively masturbating
fixed

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DirkDiggles
01/02/20 12:04:51 AM
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spudger
01/02/20 12:10:29 AM
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smoliske posted...
meth

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SK8T3R215
01/02/20 12:40:45 AM
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Must've been some nut

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Zack_Attackv1
01/02/20 12:41:30 AM
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Wow. Talk about really beating off.
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Umbreon
01/02/20 12:43:30 AM
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If Oregon was not literally the first word in the topic title, I would be shocked that this wasn't in Florida.

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apolloooo
01/02/20 12:49:28 AM
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damn. up your game florida man.

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Dark_SilverX
01/02/20 12:51:17 AM
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Shot up to 97 point blanks

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Sphyx
01/02/20 12:53:20 AM
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The late Wanker Frey

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JKRowling
01/02/20 12:54:21 AM
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darkbuster
01/02/20 12:56:24 AM
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Step aside Florida Man, 2020 is the advent of Oregon Man.

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kingdrake2
01/02/20 1:02:20 AM
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darkbuster posted...
Oregon Man.


we're ashamed of this :(.
the notoriety has spread.
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BigDD67
01/02/20 1:26:26 AM
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That man is my new hero

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ThrillKillFan
01/02/20 2:04:26 AM
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Florida man: We have a lot of crazy people doing stupid shit
Oregon man: Hold my beer

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JKRowling
01/02/20 2:05:51 AM
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Questionmarktarius
01/02/20 2:10:00 AM
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theft of services?
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I is smart
01/02/20 2:14:25 AM
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There's a picture of a newspaper article out there with almost that exact headline out there somewhere.

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GiftedACIII
01/02/20 3:35:36 AM
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I is smart posted...
There's a picture of a newspaper article out there with almost that exact headline out there somewhere.

Yeah I could swear this happened before and recently too.
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Kaliesto
01/02/20 4:09:26 AM
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Not Florida Man this time?

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Kitt
01/02/20 4:14:23 AM
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There goes my hero
Watch'em as he go

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Dreepapult
01/02/20 4:17:46 AM
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Lol I remember that. Made my day reading it just because of how crazy the story was

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malenz
01/02/20 4:19:50 AM
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Irony posted...
Lol

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lv20swds
01/02/20 4:21:59 AM
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Florida man goes for quantity in stupid shit but oregon man went with the quality.
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_Matchabuu_
01/02/20 10:06:55 AM
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Lol

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Duncanwii
01/02/20 10:14:04 AM
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TreyFlowers posted...
Meth is a fucking insane drug
And now realize people on here want it legalized so people can do shit like this more easily.

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OctilIery
01/02/20 10:21:11 AM
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At least I know I won't have him at my work >.>;
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OctilIery
01/02/20 10:22:24 AM
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Duncanwii posted...

And now realize people on here want it legalized so people can do shit like this more easily.

Literally nobody on here wants meth legalized except maybe one or two vocal outliers. Stop lying.
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darkphoenix181
01/02/20 10:22:58 AM
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This like a hentai and a succubus made the guy do it.
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smoliske
01/02/20 10:26:03 AM
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OctilIery posted...
Literally nobody on here wants meth legalized except maybe one or two vocal outliers. Stop lying.
that's methed up
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Vicious_Dios
01/02/20 10:26:05 AM
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There's nothing like the Northwest coast and south east coast that makes their people go bonkers.

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OctilIery
01/02/20 10:29:11 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
There's nothing like the Northwest coast and south east coast that makes their people go bonkers.

Keep in mind, outside of the Portland, Eugene, and Corvallis areas and the coastal cities, Oregon is extremely rural. We have a HUGE meth problem because tons of counties simply don't have the police forces to fight it.
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Kitt
01/02/20 10:42:48 AM
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OctilIery posted...


Literally nobody on here wants meth legalized except maybe one or two vocal outliers. Stop lying.

At this point, I'm convinced that he intentionally posts dense shit like that for the negative attention.
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aki_sora
01/02/20 10:45:45 AM
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Lol
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Musourenka
01/02/20 10:48:21 AM
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The New Oregon Trail:

The path Florida Man takes to get to Oregon.

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kingdrake2
01/02/20 2:30:33 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
now realize people on here want it legalized so people can do shit like this more easily.


i really wouldn't want that. it was bad enough on those incidents being harassed by goddamn tweakers or having a tweaker make food at taco time (it's unsanitary) have gotten sick multiple times from taco time which later got shut down. used to be better a decade ago.
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smoliske
01/02/20 3:39:38 PM
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could have been worse, he could have been on PCP
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nevershine
01/02/20 3:41:13 PM
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I must have read this topic title a hundred times, and it just keeps getting funnier

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