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Cocytus 12/27/19 1:13:02 PM #1: |
https://nypost.com/2019/12/26/wife-horrified-after-husband-gets-ugly-tattoo-of-her-snoring
Getting inked with your wifes image is typically a permanent proclamation of love. However, one UK man flipped the script on his unsuspecting soulmate with an unflattering thigh tattoo of his paramour snoring. James McGraw, 40, a window cleaner from Portsmouth, wanted revenge on his wife Kelly for giving him a shoddy haircut as a goof. Thats why the jokester got a tattoo depicting his better half passed out on a plane with her mouth agape while he gleefully mocks her. The trolling portrait is an exact replica of a sneaky cellphone pic snapped by the mischievousness hubby. Go figure: The gag didnt go over well with McGraws horrified wife, who told the Sun hed gone too far. Despite the fact that the couple had purportedly played pranks on each other for 24 years, Kelly says theres a line and hes crossed it big time. The social-media masses beg to differ. James posted a Facebook pic of the prank with the caption. Dont know what her problem is . . . everyone else seems to like it. The viral post garnered hundreds of reactions and comments such as legend and cant stop laughing every time I see this. However, some sympathized with his snoring soulmate. I think its both ugly and mean, commented one unamused poster. [My husband] just showed me this I would kill him, said another. Fortunately, it seems James will live happily ever after. Kelly has since come around to the joke, even admitting to the Sun that she now cant look at the picture without laughing. However, James better not let his guard down. Ill think of something to get him back, but its going to have to be really, really bad to top that, Kelly says. Im also scared because I dont know what shes now planning, admits James. This isnt the first time a husbands embarrassing prank has tested the strength of his marital bond. This past September, another UK trickster ignited his wifes wrath by locking his candy stash in an Amazon fridge safe to prevent her from eating it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 12/27/19 1:32:26 PM #2: |
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Hexenherz 12/27/19 1:33:28 PM #3: |
why did he get a jabba the hutt tattoo on his arm
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brotrrwinner 12/27/19 1:33:46 PM #4: |
The artist really didn't hold back on that neck fat...
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MabusIncarnate 12/27/19 1:34:58 PM #5: |
At least he left the chin herpe off of it
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Lost_All_Senses 12/27/19 1:35:11 PM #6: |
Oh man. He even emphasised the rolls. Some men don't get women at all >_>.
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Lost_All_Senses 12/27/19 1:35:29 PM #7: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
At least he left the chin herpe off of it Real talk, that was my first thought haha --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 12/27/19 1:35:49 PM #8: |
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TheGoldenEel 12/27/19 1:36:26 PM #9: |
Lmfao
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BobanMarjanovic 12/27/19 1:36:31 PM #10: |
Doesn't even know his soyboy smile is more embarrassing
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DevsBro 12/27/19 1:36:33 PM #11: |
Cocytus posted...
This isnt the first time a husbands embarrassing prank has tested the strength of his marital bond. This past September, another UK trickster ignited his wifes wrath by locking his candy stash in an Amazon fridge safe to prevent her from eating it.This isn't even a prank. it's just self-defense. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 12/27/19 1:36:43 PM #12: |
The artwork is very good.
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Vyrulisse 12/27/19 1:37:32 PM #13: |
BobanMarjanovic posted...
Doesn't even know his soyboy smile is more embarrassing --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 12/27/19 1:39:01 PM #14: |
brotrrwinner posted...
The artist really didn't hold back on that neck fat...One, two, three, four. Four chins! Ah ah ah. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkprince45 12/27/19 1:39:31 PM #15: |
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EzeDoesIt 12/27/19 1:41:16 PM #16: |
Honestly, shes too old to be so self-conscious that this would actually test their marriage somehow.
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Sada_Pop 12/27/19 1:41:32 PM #17: |
I like their relationship
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Uncle_Boobs 12/27/19 1:54:22 PM #18: |
what is that on her chin?
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spudger 12/27/19 2:08:15 PM #19: |
The tat is worse than the pic!
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MARKINGRAM22 12/27/19 2:17:21 PM #20: |
BobanMarjanovic posted...
Doesn't even know his soyboy smile is more embarrassingI'm sure he will add a refugee's welcome banner. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eston 12/27/19 2:21:42 PM #21: |
She should totally prank him back by getting a double mastectomy
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TheGoldenEel 12/27/19 2:23:28 PM #22: |
eston posted...
She should totally prank him back by getting a double mastectomyFacial reconstruction surgery so that she doesnt even look like the tattoo anymore thatll show him! --- The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed... Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 12/27/19 2:43:04 PM #24: |
TheGoldenEel posted...
Facial reconstruction surgery so that she doesnt even look like the tattoo anymoreHow about Facial reconstruction surgery so that she permanently looks like the tattoo Facial expression and everything --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pkmnlord 12/27/19 2:46:38 PM #25: |
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eston 12/27/19 2:47:58 PM #26: |
I will say, I'm pretty impressed with the quality of the tattoo
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Cocytus 12/27/19 4:04:12 PM #27: |
pkmnlord posted...
He looks like Leisure Suit Larry on the tattoo lol lol eston posted... I will say, I'm pretty impressed with the quality of the tattooI know right. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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andel 12/27/19 4:06:29 PM #28: |
it is hilarious but weird that she looks like she has a serious 5 o'clock shadow in the tattoo lol
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gna647 12/27/19 4:09:11 PM #29: |
Fair, next
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sktgamer_13dude 12/27/19 4:10:03 PM #30: |
The art is great, but maybe he could have gone a little less detail oriented on the chins.
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nevershine 12/27/19 4:10:14 PM #31: |
pure gold
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Cocytus 12/27/19 6:19:24 PM #32: |
Yeah it's crazy how on spit the tattoo is lol
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