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iPhone_7
12/25/19 6:03:35 AM
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So Rey is Palpatines granddaughter.

Which means that Palpatine shot his foul seed into the womb of some lady, and looking at the timeline it seems like it would have been the yellow-eyed deformed Palpatine.

That poor woman.

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BatmanVonDoom
12/25/19 6:07:11 AM
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Maybe Palpatine was a snack in his youth

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Tropicalwood
12/25/19 6:17:46 AM
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Palpatine was a Chad back in his day, shooting loads in unlimited women with his BDSC

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Southernfatman
12/25/19 6:18:23 AM
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He used the force...

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XXmiznatorXX
12/25/19 6:37:32 AM
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iPhone_7 posted...
So Rey is Palpatines granddaughter.

Which means that Palpatine shot his foul seed into the womb of some lady, and looking at the timeline it seems like it would have been the yellow-eyed deformed Palpatine.

That poor woman.

https://wegotthiscovered.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/3522194-starwarsemperorpalpatine.jpeg

If Donald Trump can land a decent looking chick, Im sure Sheev could do far better than he could. Dude had that UNLIMITED POWAAAAHHHHH
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SH_expert44
12/25/19 6:52:54 AM
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Mr_Rian
12/25/19 6:58:29 AM
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I forget. Wasn't Anakin a rape baby?
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iPhone_7
12/25/19 12:25:40 PM
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Guys focus, Im talking about Reys grandmother and yellow-eyed disfigured Palpatine.

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BakonBitz
12/25/19 12:28:14 PM
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Mr_Rian posted...
I forget. Wasn't Anakin a rape baby?
It was immaculate conception caused by the Force, I think.

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De Evolution
12/25/19 12:31:32 PM
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Yeah I'm sure an evil villain with the entire world's resources at his fingertips had a problem getting women... lol do you people even understand female nature?


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CRON
12/25/19 12:31:43 PM
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Sexual assault exists in the expanded universe, though it's not dwelled on too much.

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InfinityMonster
12/25/19 12:33:06 PM
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This is likely his chick. She was always around him.



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Doom_Art
12/25/19 12:33:08 PM
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in a bunch of scenes in the prequels when palpatine is in public there's a bald lady named sly moore always hanging around with him

i always assumed they were a thing

and also it's hinted at times that palpatine can glamour himself via the force or other means.


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Foppe
12/25/19 12:38:35 PM
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He was the Holy Spirit and her mother was named Mariah.

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RebelElite791
12/25/19 12:47:14 PM
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A) Highly doubtful such a topic will ever be brought up in Star Wars
B) It could very well have been before the end of the Clone Wars

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cjsdowg
12/25/19 1:02:11 PM
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Reylo are now suggesting that Kylo knocked Rey up when he touched her. So that is kind of rape and these women support it .

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RebelElite791
12/25/19 1:03:09 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Reylo are now suggesting that Kylo knocked Rey up when he touched her. So that is kind of rape and these women support it .
Nobody cares what weirdos on tumblr think

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Doom_Art
12/25/19 1:03:18 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Reylo are now suggesting that Kylo knocked Rey up when he touched her.
ah i can't tell if that's the denial or bargaining stage

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jackgunney
12/25/19 1:04:59 PM
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The most powerful force user in the galaxy, I'm sure he can use that power to trick women into banging him.

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pikachupwnage
12/25/19 1:10:39 PM
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De Evolution posted...
Yeah I'm sure an evil villain with the entire world's resources at his fingertips had a problem getting women... lol do you people even understand female nature?

Yeah I am sure Star Wars has gold diggers too.

Though Palpatine is exactly the sort of person who would have no problem raping a women(both in terms of resources/ability as he is an galactic emperor with magic powers and in personality)

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12/25/19 4:24:43 PM
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