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Looked gf
12/19/19 12:34:13 PM
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Lmfao how the fuck do you mess up so bad you make an even worse movie than TLJ or AotC?

Like how

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Maze_
12/19/19 12:36:31 PM
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"Star Wars sucks now " - everyone since Jedi

and it still makes a fortune

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Looked gf
12/19/19 12:38:06 PM
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Maze_ posted...
"Star Wars sucks now " - everyone since Jedi

and it still makes a fortune
At least Rogue One was good

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BakonBitz
12/19/19 12:38:17 PM
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I still need to see it myself to form an opinion on it, but it's honestly not looking good from all the reviews/impressions.

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hockeybub89
12/19/19 12:39:54 PM
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And it still can't piss me off as bad as Game of Thrones because the Star Wars universe is broad enough to not be rendered pointless by individual entries. I love me some Mando and Fallen Order.

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Doom_Art
12/19/19 12:40:47 PM
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Looked gf posted...
At least Rogue One was good
No it wasn't

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Looked gf
12/19/19 12:41:44 PM
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BakonBitz posted...
I still need to see it myself to form an opinion on it, but it's honestly not looking good from all the reviews/impressions.
After seeing TLJ with a 91% on RT I also took all these reviews/scores with a grain of salt

But ooh boy. This shit makes TLJ watchable

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Deadpool_18
12/19/19 12:41:49 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
And it still can't piss me off as bad as Game of Thrones because the Star Wars universe is broad enough to not be rendered pointless by individual entries. I love me some Mando and Fallen Order.
Im still angry as fuck over the last two seasons of GoT.

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Deadpool_18
12/19/19 12:42:31 PM
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Looked gf posted...
After seeing TLJ with a 91% on RT I also took all these reviews/scores with a grain of salt

But ooh boy. This shit makes TLJ watchable
TLJ having 91% is enough to discredit that joke of a pooling website.

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PiOverlord
12/19/19 12:42:38 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
No it wasn't
Yes it was.

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Doom_Art
12/19/19 2:19:47 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
Yes it was.
It really wasn't

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DeadBankerDream
12/19/19 2:20:38 PM
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PiOverlord posted...

Yes it was.

This is a lie.
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PiOverlord
12/19/19 3:32:23 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
It really wasn't
It really was

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ScazarMeltex
12/19/19 3:33:47 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Im still angry as fuck over the last two seasons of GoT.
Imagine being angry over a tv show.

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ledbowman
12/19/19 3:42:22 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
TLJ having 91% is enough to discredit that joke of a pooling website.

Rotten Tomatoes didn't force critics to like it

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ledbowman
12/19/19 3:43:26 PM
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Rogue One is like watching a Star Wars screensaver for 2 hours

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DarthTyrannus83
12/19/19 3:44:00 PM
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Agreed, the worst part is that they couldve made the ending at least decent by making Rey kill herself instead of striking down Palpatine and Kylo finishing the job instead and possibly falling deeper into the dark side or something sinister, and not the happy ending they instead went for, with the mandatory "one of the heroes dies just to shut up the critics" forced death of Kylo.

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DarthAragorn
12/19/19 3:44:08 PM
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That's odd because Rogue One is the best film Disney has made with the Star Wars IP
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DarthAragorn
12/19/19 3:57:23 PM
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metallica846 posted...
I liked Rogue One AND Solo.

Beat it nerds!

I also consider Solo a good movie

Really TLJ and now apparently TRoS are the only Disney Wars ones I consider bad
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Zack_Attackv1
12/19/19 3:57:41 PM
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Zeeak4444
12/19/19 4:04:45 PM
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ledbowman posted...
Rogue One is like watching a Star Wars screensaver for 2 hours

its funny that you and Doom, two of the biggest TLJ fans on the board both think Rogue one was bad.

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ledbowman
12/19/19 4:06:26 PM
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Zeeak4444 posted...
its funny that you and Doom, two of the biggest TLJ fans on the board both think Rogue one was bad.

More mediocre than bad but yeah

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Prismsblade
12/19/19 4:09:09 PM
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Looked gf posted...
At least Rogue One was good
It was a forgettable movie literally nobody asked for. Based on a single throw away line. Same as the Solo film and prof Disney had no f**** idea what they were doing and was just throwing whatever they could around with the brand name to make maximum dollars.

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EvenSpoonier
12/19/19 4:19:58 PM
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DarthTyrannus83 posted...
Agreed, the worst part is that they couldve made the ending at least decent by making Rey kill herself instead of striking down Palpatine and Kylo finishing the job instead and possibly falling deeper into the dark side or something sinister, and not the happy ending they instead went for, with the mandatory "one of the heroes dies just to shut up the critics" forced death of Kylo.
Aww, isa fanboy grumpy cuz a baddie got killed by a girl? Doesoo need a nappie-wappie?

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MC_BatCommander
12/19/19 4:21:12 PM
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EvenSpoonier posted...
Aww, isa fanboy grumpy cuz a baddie got killed by a girl? Doesoo need a nappie-wappie?

Someone's upset

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BakonBitz
12/19/19 5:32:35 PM
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Prismsblade posted...
It was a forgettable movie literally nobody asked for. Based on a single throw away line. Same as the Solo film and prof Disney had no f**** idea what they were doing and was just throwing whatever they could around with the brand name to make maximum dollars.
Yes, they were based off of throwaway lines, but so was a shit ton of the EU, both old and new. It's what they do with the ideas that counts, and in my eyes RO and Solo were pretty good, Solo moreso.

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Questionmarktarius
12/19/19 5:33:38 PM
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That's nice.
Buying the Lego game anyway.
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sktgamer_13dude
12/19/19 5:36:28 PM
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Rogue One was only good at the end when Vader fucked shit up for a couple seconds.

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BakonBitz
12/19/19 5:36:47 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
That's nice.
Buying the Lego game anyway.
Lego games are always good, even if they're samey. Looking forward to the Skywalker Saga collection too.

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UnholyMudcrab
12/19/19 5:38:27 PM
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The only part of Rogue One worth watching was the last 40 minutes or so
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BakonBitz
12/19/19 5:40:38 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
The only part of Rogue One worth watching was the last 40 minutes or so
If that includes the Death Star laser escape sequence then I agree.

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Doom_Art
12/19/19 6:05:03 PM
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Zeeak4444 posted...


its funny that you and Doom, two of the biggest TLJ fans on the board both think Rogue one was bad.
It's not bad it just isn't good

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Parappa09
12/19/19 6:12:42 PM
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rise of skywalker wasn't that bad, it was definitely better than the force awakens

i'm mad that JJ abrams killed off what the last jedi went for tho

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Looked gf
12/19/19 8:12:04 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
rise of skywalker wasn't that bad, it was definitely better than the force awakens
Parappa pls

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DifferentialEquation
12/19/19 8:49:16 PM
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To anyone that has seen the movie, is the plot that's been posted on wikipedia actually accurate? Or is it a joke?

obvious spoiler warnings to anyone who doesn't want the movie spoiled: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars:_The_Rise_of_Skywalker

It sounds worse than fanfiction...

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De Evolution
12/19/19 9:01:40 PM
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Disney Star Wars is a fucking joke and I'm giving a side eye to anyone I see defending Last Jedi or Rise of Skywalker.

I personally thought TFA was bad too but it left a lot of stuff open and the trilogy could have been salvaged in the subsequent films if they did it right.

Rian Johnson guaranteed that wouldn't happen though so to hell with the trilogy and the franchise.

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Looked gf
12/20/19 12:44:11 AM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
To anyone that has seen the movie, is the plot that's been posted on wikipedia actually accurate? Or is it a joke?

obvious spoiler warnings to anyone who doesn't want the movie spoiled: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars:_The_Rise_of_Skywalker

It sounds worse than fanfiction...
Just skimmed through, but yeah it looks about right.

Its like a bad dream where things dont make sense

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alimajor
12/20/19 12:49:19 AM
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There were elements in Rise of the Skywalker that I liked but everything felt so rushed and disjointed. I didnt hate it but Ill put it in the same box with 1,2,7 and 8- I saw it and I dont ever need to see it again

I left the theater feeling the same way when I turned off the TV when Thrones ended. Im just glad its over and Im ready to move on

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LameFAQs
12/20/19 12:53:56 AM
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DarthTyrannus83 posted...
Agreed, the worst part is that they couldve made the ending at least decent by making Rey kill herself instead of striking down Palpatine and Kylo finishing the job instead and possibly falling deeper into the dark side or something sinister, and not the happy ending they instead went for, with the mandatory "one of the heroes dies just to shut up the critics" forced death of Kylo.

This was my only complaint about the movie. I felt like they were setting up perfectly for that and it wouldve been better for the story. But I guess you really cant do that in a Disney movie.

Other than that, I thought the movie was pretty good.
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DocDelicious
12/20/19 1:26:52 AM
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Prismsblade posted...
It was a forgettable movie literally nobody asked for. Based on a single throw away line. Same as the Solo film and prof Disney had no f**** idea what they were doing and was just throwing whatever they could around with the brand name to make maximum dollars.

I've been asking for new Star Wars stories not featuring Jedi since Disney canned the EU. Rogue One is, imo, a contender for the best Star Wars movie ever.

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Elmer_Glue
12/20/19 1:31:59 AM
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I'm sure someone will make a better fanfic, just be patient.
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Questionmarktarius
12/20/19 1:40:57 AM
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Elmer_Glue posted...
I'm sure someone will make a better fanfic, just be patient.
Go watch The Padawan Menace
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IShall_Run_Amok
12/20/19 1:59:44 AM
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Elmer_Glue posted...
I'm sure someone will make a better fanfic, just be patient.
Isnt there a novelization? How do those pan out?

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Prismsblade
12/20/19 7:14:49 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
I've been asking for new Star Wars stories not featuring Jedi since Disney canned the EU. Rogue One is, imo, a contender for the best Star Wars movie ever.
Jedi, Sith, and the force are the entire corner stones of the franchise and posses its best, and most unique aspects and storys. Yes it can do other thing unrelated to it like bounty hunting or smuggling but so can literally any other scifi show if they wanted.

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2SweetforTurtle
12/20/19 7:37:08 AM
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Rogue One only sucks for the first hour or so. Everything from Eadu to the end is the best Star Wars product made since Disney took over.

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Sphyx
12/20/19 7:44:29 AM
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Just saw it. I'm fine with it.

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De Evolution
12/20/19 12:49:26 PM
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2SweetforTurtle posted...
Rogue One only sucks for the first hour or so. Everything from Eadu to the end is the best Star Wars product made since Disney took over.

Lol this is how low standards have to drop to have something good to say about these films.

"Well the first half was total shit but the second half was decent!"

Pathetic.

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BakonBitz
12/20/19 1:01:29 PM
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De Evolution posted...
Lol this is how low standards have to drop to have something good to say about these films.

"Well the first half was total shit but the second half was decent!"

Pathetic.
It doesn't sound like he was calling it merely "decent."

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