Poll of the Day > Kansas Girl causes OUTRAGE for putting up a 60 FOOT PENIS!! Is She Hot???

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Full Throttle
12/16/19 12:40:48 AM
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Is Shelby Hot?




24 y/o Shelby Gash from Kansas caused heads to turn on Christmas after she put up a very sexually explicit display on her ROOF where she put christmas lights in the shape of a GIANT PENIS!!!

She did it as a joke on her family when she used extra lights to create a 60 foot long creation on her roof for 4 days as the male organ drew laughs but she's also gotten complaints from neighbors claiming it is inappropriate for kids to see in the neighborhood

She wrote "Sorry neighbors, i felt the need to make a giantdick on the roof 'tis the season. Past 48 hours have been crazy, i just want to say the enws is making it seem like all the neighbors are angry. I never got a personal complaint. I have tons of neighbors reach out to me sayign they LOVE IT!". The neighbors that were interviewed on the news came over to my house and chuckled with me and they got me a very kind ccard"

Those neighbors were Marcelo Vergara and his whife Christi who said "Well it's certainly a statement. I don't know what to think but it's probably not appropriate for the neighborhood and for the little kids"

But even though they find it "naughty" they said they got a laugh out of it too

Gash said she did it for attention and as a joke for her own personal family and didn't think it make it in headlines in GERMANY as she lives in a "pretty wooded" area that she rarely sees kids..

She's had multiple interviews and thanks all the companies reaching out to get a sense of humour

Is Shelby Hot?

The Winky -

https://i.imgur.com/GlUe27k.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/GWrKmC8.jpg

Shelby -

https://i.imgur.com/Bp0hoM5.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/tp4XZ6w.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/XniMI39.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/YcPn3dR.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/hlcLPGc.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Pc9TH5K.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/djNcb08.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/WBuSxax.jpg

Neighbors -

https://i.imgur.com/Rq0EVtT.jpg
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wwinterj25
12/16/19 12:48:06 AM
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Yeah she's hot but she's dumb and craves attention too.

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Destiny
12/16/19 12:57:21 AM
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They do know male kids see a penis every day right? They actually have one of their own.

Now if it was some dudes real penis, yeah lock that sucker up.

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wwinterj25
12/16/19 1:01:58 AM
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Destiny posted...
They do know male kids see a penis every day right? They actually have one of their own.

Be that as it may this isn't suitable for kids period and Christmas is very kid focused.

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zebatov
12/16/19 1:02:25 AM
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A lot of things probably dont cross her mind.

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nogaems
12/16/19 1:58:30 AM
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very inappropriate. I think there should be a ban on penises such as this one:

8=========D

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Zareth
12/16/19 2:39:13 AM
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Did... did they really censor a crude outline of a penis made from Christmas lights?

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FrndNhbrHdCEman
12/16/19 5:40:02 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Be that as it may this isn't suitable for kids period and Christmas is very kid focused.
Its about a woman having a child out of wedlock in a barn. Feels more Jerry Springer.

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reason
12/16/19 7:00:06 AM
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I can pretty much guarantee no one is reaching out to her to say they "Love It!". She's trying to get one of those fancy blue check marks next to her name.

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Lokarin
12/16/19 8:42:26 AM
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None of her neighbours actually complained, it was just outrage culture trying to rub their sandyvagoos on everything

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HornedLion
12/16/19 9:13:43 AM
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She likes bearded dragons. Shes okay in my book.

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GenericGuy
12/16/19 2:22:00 PM
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Not into blondes.

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wolfy42
12/16/19 2:43:42 PM
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God......You are NOT the father!!!

God: Ohhhhhhh yesssssss!! Dances around, thunder and lightning strikes, minor earthquake.

Mary: Noooooooooooooooooo!!

Jesus: What evs.....gonna just change this milk into wine.

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peanutt121
12/16/19 3:13:48 PM
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It looks more like a Coleman Refillable Butane Lighter. Young boys and girls see penises in everything, it's part of puberty and normal.
(https://www.bobstores.com/coleman-refillable-butane-lighter)

HornedLion posted...
She likes bearded dragons. Shes okay in my book.

Lokarin posted...
None of her neighbours actually complained, it was just outrage culture trying to rub their sandyvagoos on everything


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adjl
12/16/19 5:00:17 PM
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Zareth posted...
Did... did they really censor a crude outline of a penis made from Christmas lights?

It looked like they mosaic'd it, but the MS Paint white blotches all over the pictures are Duckbear's attempt to avoid getting modded.

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The_tall_midget
12/16/19 5:41:04 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Yeah she's hot but she's dumb and craves attention too.

I't's like it's a rare combination or something!

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Trancer Hunter
12/16/19 6:19:36 PM
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Incredibly hot looking, but a personality I couldn't be attracted to.
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darcandkharg31
12/16/19 6:20:53 PM
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She looks like the hot blonde you scroll past on a porn site.

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VideoboysaysCube
12/16/19 7:23:01 PM
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She looks exactly the way I expected her to.

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wolfy42
12/16/19 7:57:09 PM
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Part II.

Holy spirit......you............ARE THE FATHER!!!!

Holy spirit: WTH? I never touched her!!!

Mary: Yes, you did, I was filled with you!!!

Jesus: I want a Motorcycle.

God: They don't exist yet son, also ease back on the wine, your just a baby.

Jesus: I can't help it, Baby Yoda is more popular then me now:(

Mary: He is so cute!!

Jesus: Mom!!!!!

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jmikla
12/16/19 8:10:56 PM
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Yah

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wwinterj25
12/16/19 11:53:02 PM
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The_tall_midget posted...
I't's like it's a rare combination or something!
Doesn't make it anymore attractive no matter how common it is.

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Metalsonic66
12/17/19 12:12:40 AM
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She looks better in the one pic with less makeup

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Strata2win
12/17/19 5:58:59 AM
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Look at the non make up pictures. Shes average but good at doing herself up.

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