Current Events > The closest spherical thing to you explodes.

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PikachuMaxwell 12/06/19 4:05:53 PM #1:	Damage report? Me: Minor injuries, probably. --- Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Favorite Characters: https://imgur.com/tcQlEb7 Nintendo Network Name: JohnJohn <cite>PikachuMaxwell posted [p:931198846] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>Damage report? Me: Minor injuries, probably. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarthGoomba 12/06/19 4:06:59 PM #2:	The boobs on my oppai mousepad Squishy so no real damage <cite>MarthGoomba posted [p:931198885] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>The boobs on my oppai mousepad Squishy so no real damage</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nativengine 12/06/19 4:09:54 PM #3:	Crystal globe its solid and heavy. About 12ft away but if it exploded with enough force, my living room would be pretty fucked up and Id probably be injured or maybe even dead. --- Jive Turkey <cite>nativengine posted [p:931199006] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>Crystal globe its solid and heavy. About 12ft away but if it exploded with enough force, my living room would be pretty fucked up and Id probably be injured or maybe even dead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 12/06/19 4:11:10 PM #4:	Nothing in this room, so no damage. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King Rial posted [p:931199050] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>Nothing in this room, so no damage.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
googs19 12/06/19 4:13:23 PM #5:	Planet earth explodes. Everyone is dead. <cite>googs19 posted [p:931199133] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>Planet earth explodes. Everyone is dead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 12/06/19 4:14:22 PM #6:	my nutsack takes out several city blocks --- https://imgur.com/6cPXvLN https://imgur.com/hVC4i6j <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:931199167] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>my nutsack takes out several city blocks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronChef_Kirby 12/06/19 4:15:42 PM #7:	A stress ball a few feet away. The shrapnel would be harmless, so unless the explosion is particularly powerful, I wouldnt be hurt. --- https://imgur.com/faC30Oe 3DS FC: 1375 7308 4517 <cite>IronChef_Kirby posted [p:931199204] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>A stress ball a few feet away. The shrapnel would be harmless, so unless the explosion is particularly powerful, I wouldnt be hurt. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 12/06/19 4:15:44 PM #8:	ThyCorndog posted... my nutsack takes out several city blocks --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:931199205] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>ThyCorndog posted... </cite> <quote>my nutsack takes out several city blocks</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nova4554 12/06/19 4:16:32 PM #9:	*laughs in minecraft* --- holdin out for the day mother 3 gets a western release. some day reggie, some day. p.s. my switch friend code is 4818-1984-0875 <cite>Nova4554 posted [p:931199242] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>laughs in minecraft</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tsuyoi3 12/06/19 4:20:30 PM #10:	MY EYEEEES!!!! ow... --- Manliness transcends both space, and time. <cite>Tsuyoi3 posted [p:931199390] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>MY EYEEEES!!!! ow... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 12/06/19 4:21:37 PM #11:	Do my balls count --- https://imgur.com/DlAxjk6 <cite>Touch posted [p:931199430] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>Do my balls count </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Matchabuu_ 12/06/19 4:22:05 PM #12:	My boobs. Ouch --- uwu SW-0239-3946-8686 <cite>_Matchabuu_ posted [p:931199452] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>My boobs. Ouch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 12/06/19 4:22:41 PM #13:	A random subatomic particle explodes --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:931199472] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>A random subatomic particle explodes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoIidLegacy 12/06/19 4:25:14 PM #14:	A light bulb on the ceiling, I guess? Luckily I don't look up much. --- The secrets of the ancient world have been unearthed. The shackles of false histories destroyed. Together we stand as the authors of destiny. <cite>SoIidLegacy posted [p:931199575] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>A light bulb on the ceiling, I guess? Luckily I don't look up much. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I is smart 12/06/19 4:28:48 PM #15:	Got a lil Chain Chomp figurine, might get hit by a sharp piece of plastic I guess. Though frankly it depends on what's blowing it up. --- Tah-rah-rah-boom-dee-aaay, did you get yours todaaay? I got mine yesterdaaay, that's why I walk this way. i.imgur.com/FoxGIbC.jpg <cite>I is smart posted [p:931199729] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>Got a lil Chain Chomp figurine, might get hit by a sharp piece of plastic I guess. Though frankly it depends on what's blowing it up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 12/06/19 4:29:55 PM #16:	I did a full 360 around my office space and see literally nothing spherical --- My knee feels better <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:931199780] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>I did a full 360 around my office space and see literally nothing spherical </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bover_87 12/06/19 4:29:55 PM #17:	The Earth is spherical. It exploded. We all died. The end. --- I...I shall consume. Consume...consume everything. ~ [FFRK] rcr6 - Arbiter's Tome/Forbidden Power/Divine Veil Grimoire <cite>bover_87 posted [p:931199783] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>The Earth is spherical. It exploded. We all died. The end. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 12/06/19 4:30:25 PM #18:	My Pokeball Plus. Good thing I got Mew out of it already. --- ''25 posts in and no one has addressed the orignal question. Also, I'm continuing that streak :P'' ~ Lord_Zenki Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:931199799] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>My Pokeball Plus. Good thing I got Mew out of it already. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 12/06/19 4:39:00 PM #19:	googs19 posted... Planet earth explodes. Everyone is dead. This is the only answer. Everyone is touching their feet to earth. Unless you in an airplane, it will be the closest spherical object. <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:931200113] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>googs19 posted... </cite> <quote>Planet earth explodes. Everyone is dead.</quote> This is the only answer. Everyone is touching their feet to earth. Unless you in an airplane, it will be the closest spherical object. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cuttin_in_farm 12/06/19 4:41:16 PM #20:	darkphoenix181 posted... This is the only answer. Everyone is touching their feet to earth. Unless you in an airplane, it will be the closest spherical object. Or in a building. Or in a car. Or on a bed. Etc --- A show of kindness may not do much help, but a show of cruelty may do much harm. <cite>cuttin_in_farm posted [p:931200187] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>darkphoenix181 posted... </cite> <quote>This is the only answer. Everyone is touching their feet to earth. Unless you in an airplane, it will be the closest spherical object.</quote> Or in a building. Or in a car. Or on a bed. Etc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 12/06/19 4:42:31 PM #21:	PatrickMahomes posted... I did a full 360 around my office space and see literally nothing spherical Ball point pen. My favorite pen is destroyed, but no other damage. Day ruined. I love my pen. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:931200236] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>PatrickMahomes posted... </cite> <quote>I did a full 360 around my office space and see literally nothing spherical</quote> Ball point pen. My favorite pen is destroyed, but no other damage. Day ruined. I love my pen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 12/06/19 4:42:31 PM #22:	My nuts --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:931200237] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>My nuts</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thompson 12/06/19 4:44:37 PM #24:	I still stand by my claim that a subatomic particle explodes. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:931200338] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>I still stand by my claim that a subatomic particle explodes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightHawKnight 12/06/19 4:45:31 PM #25:	My Hulk stress ball wont cause that much damage. --- The Official Odin of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. "You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me." <cite>LightHawKnight posted [p:931200372] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>My Hulk stress ball wont cause that much damage. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 12/06/19 4:45:48 PM #26:	Thompson posted... I still stand by my claim that a subatomic particle explodes. Points aren't spherical --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:931200387] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>Thompson posted... </cite> <quote>I still stand by my claim that a subatomic particle explodes.</quote>Points aren't spherical </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 12/06/19 4:45:48 PM #27:	Thompson posted... I still stand by my claim that a subatomic particle explodes. But are they really spherical, or do they just act that way? Hmm. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:931200388] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>Thompson posted...</cite> <quote>I still stand by my claim that a subatomic particle explodes. </quote> But are they really spherical, or do they just act that way? Hmm.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tsuyoi3 12/06/19 6:49:42 PM #28:	darkphoenix181 posted... This is the only answer. Everyone is touching their feet to earth. Unless you in an airplane, it will be the closest spherical object. Technically, you are your brain. The closest spherical objects to that are your eyes, some spherical section of brain, or, as stated, a subatomic particle. --- Manliness transcends both space, and time. <cite>Tsuyoi3 posted [p:931205437] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>darkphoenix181 posted... </cite> <quote>This is the only answer. Everyone is touching their feet to earth. Unless you in an airplane, it will be the closest spherical object.</quote>Technically, you are your brain. The closest spherical objects to that are your eyes, some spherical section of brain, or, as stated, a subatomic particle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KillerSlaw 12/06/19 6:50:22 PM #29:	My dogs squeaky ball that he is chewing Fuck you buddy --- Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created? <cite>KillerSlaw posted [p:931205468] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>My dogs squeaky ball that he is chewing Fuck you buddy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 12/06/19 6:51:46 PM #30:	Clock. Far enough that I should be fine. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTEX3YdEi7s <cite>Umbreon posted [p:931205525] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>Clock. Far enough that I should be fine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 12/07/19 7:04:29 PM #31:	You know I was thinking of this, and I bet, for a lot of people here it would the bearings in the chair they are sitting in. So, RIP most of our bottom halves.... --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:931248330] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>You know I was thinking of this, and I bet, for a lot of people here it would the bearings in the chair they are sitting in. So, RIP most of our bottom halves....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 12/07/19 10:19:43 PM #32:	SiO4 posted... You know I was thinking of this, and I bet, for a lot of people here it would the bearings in the chair they are sitting in. So, RIP most of our bottom halves.... Maybe that. Dunno. If not then the Earth itself. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:931256027] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>SiO4 posted... </cite> <quote>You know I was thinking of this, and I bet, for a lot of people here it would the bearings in the chair they are sitting in. So, RIP most of our bottom halves....</quote>Maybe that. Dunno. If not then the Earth itself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 12/07/19 11:14:37 PM #33:	uwnim posted... Maybe that. Dunno. If not then the Earth itself. Ya, I thought that too. But if you are reading this, you are probably closer to a bearing. At that point, you could argue which is the more perfect sphere. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:931258145] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>uwnim posted...</cite> <quote> Maybe that. Dunno. If not then the Earth itself. </quote> Ya, I thought that too. But if you are reading this, you are probably closer to a bearing. At that point, you could argue which is the more perfect sphere.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 12/07/19 11:16:24 PM #34:	Im laying in bed soo..either my eyes explode or the earth explodes --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:931258209] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>Im laying in bed soo..either my eyes explode or the earth explodes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 12/07/19 11:17:00 PM #35:	I got a ton of these tiny sphere magnet balls in a drawer somewhere --- I'm in Chicago, I'm shaking my head. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:931258242] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>I got a ton of these tiny sphere magnet balls in a drawer somewhere </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 12/08/19 12:03:18 AM #36:	Lets go with the Earth --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:931260121] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>Lets go with the Earth </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 12/08/19 12:04:52 AM #37:	My Gamesphere! It's Spherical! --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:931260196] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>My Gamesphere! It's Spherical! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sevens1997 12/08/19 12:09:55 AM #38:	The radish I just picked up. Not sure what damage an exploding vegetable would do, though. --- http://sevens1997.filmaf.com/owned Reading Royals - 2013 Kelly Cup Champions <cite>sevens1997 posted [p:931260422] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>The radish I just picked up. Not sure what damage an exploding vegetable would do, though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 12/08/19 12:34:04 AM #39:	My gamesphere is 10 feet in front of me. Depends on the force of explosion really. --- GameFlux: Unofficial GameFAQs board browser <cite>lilORANG posted [p:931261313] in The closes... [t:78232081]...</cite> <quote>My gamesphere is 10 feet in front of me. Depends on the force of explosion really.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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