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CM_Ponch 09/28/19 1:30:44 PM #1:	Weapons allowed, who wins? --- SW-8316-3213-4720 <cite>CM_Ponch posted [p:928064313] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Weapons allowed, who wins?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/28/19 1:32:36 PM #2:	Teddy obviously --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:928064366] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Teddy obviously </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 09/28/19 1:32:37 PM #3:	T. Roosevelt, obviously --- https://imgtc.com/i/XW7Qado.png https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:928064368] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>T. Roosevelt, obviously</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 09/28/19 1:33:02 PM #4:	Probably Teddy Roosevelt. --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Esrac/wishlist/ <cite>Esrac posted [p:928064384] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Probably Teddy Roosevelt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 09/28/19 1:33:28 PM #5:	DarkRoast posted... Teddy obviously WilliamPorygon posted... T. Roosevelt, obviously Esrac posted... Probably Teddy Roosevelt. --- "Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator." <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:928064402] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted...</cite> <quote>Teddy obviously </quote> WilliamPorygon posted...</cite> <quote>T. Roosevelt, obviously</quote> Esrac posted...</cite> <quote>Probably Teddy Roosevelt.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 09/28/19 1:34:23 PM #7:	All within 30 seconds Also Teddy wouldn't need a weapon. Dude was immune to bullets anyway --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:928064434] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>All within 30 seconds Also Teddy wouldn't need a weapon. Dude was immune to bullets anyway </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 09/28/19 1:34:40 PM #8:	George Washington Ulysses S Grant Ike Eisenhower Teddy Roosevelt --- https://i.imgtc.ws/sQvRQV7.jpg https://imgtc.ws/i/lT4IPDD.png <cite>Doe posted [p:928064445] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>George Washington Ulysses S Grant Ike Eisenhower Teddy Roosevelt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 09/28/19 1:34:54 PM #9:	George HW Bush was director of the CIA, so he was probably some kinda mix of Solid Snake and Sam Fisher. --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:928064453] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>George HW Bush was director of the CIA, so he was probably some kinda mix of Solid Snake and Sam Fisher. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/28/19 1:35:19 PM #10:	Andrew Jackson won several duels, so he might do OK as well --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:928064469] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Andrew Jackson won several duels, so he might do OK as well </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 09/28/19 1:35:53 PM #11:	WilliamPorygon posted... T. Roosevelt, obviously --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:928064483] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite> <quote>T. Roosevelt, obviously</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vita_Aeterna 09/28/19 1:35:56 PM #12:	George Washington. --- "Death is so terribly final, while life is full of possibilities." <cite>Vita_Aeterna posted [p:928064488] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>George Washington.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gamer167 09/28/19 1:39:24 PM #14:	Teddy and Ol Hickory would be quite the tussle. <cite>gamer167 posted [p:928064599] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Teddy and Ol Hickory would be quite the tussle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/28/19 1:40:08 PM #15:	Andrew Jackson survived an assassination attempt, caught up with his would-be assassin and nearly beat him to death with a cane. --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:928064627] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Andrew Jackson survived an assassination attempt, caught up with his would-be assassin and nearly beat him to death with a cane. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 09/28/19 1:42:12 PM #17:	Hairistotle posted... "Survived an assassination attempt" yea cuz the assassin's guns misfired dude. not like he face tanked bullets He still attac instead of protec --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:928064710] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Hairistotle posted... </cite> <quote>"Survived an assassination attempt" yea cuz the assassin's guns misfired dude. not like he face tanked bullets</quote> He still attac instead of protec </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 09/28/19 1:42:54 PM #18:	Hairistotle posted... Also Lincoln was 6'4 and a skilled wrestler so no TR wouldnt beat him in a physical fight Was gonna say this. Most likely winner, though Teddy had musket balls. --- formerly evening formerly guide https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:928064739] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>Also Lincoln was 6'4 and a skilled wrestler so no TR wouldnt beat him in a physical fight</quote> Was gonna say this. Most likely winner, though Teddy had musket balls.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 09/28/19 1:44:04 PM #19:	DarkRoast posted... He still attac instead of protec [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Teddy got shot and still went on to give a speech --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:928064787] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted... </cite> <quote>He still attac instead of protec</quote> <cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Teddy got shot and still went on to give a speech </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/28/19 1:45:17 PM #20:	nevershine posted... Teddy got shot and still went on to give a speech Yeah but did he jump down and try to kill the guy who shot him? --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:928064835] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>nevershine posted... </cite> <quote>Teddy got shot and still went on to give a speech</quote> Yeah but did he jump down and try to kill the guy who shot him? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 09/28/19 1:45:29 PM #21:	Teddy would be the prime target, though. The ultimate winner would be somebody who's pathetically weak and unassuming, like Jimmy Carter or Barack Obama. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:928064839] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Teddy would be the prime target, though. The ultimate winner would be somebody who's pathetically weak and unassuming, like Jimmy Carter or Barack Obama.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CM_Ponch 09/28/19 1:45:39 PM #22:	Hairistotle posted... Also Lincoln was 6'4 and a skilled wrestler so no TR wouldnt beat him in a physical fight I'd pay good money to see prime Abe suplex Teddy --- SW-8316-3213-4720 <cite>CM_Ponch posted [p:928064847] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>Also Lincoln was 6'4 and a skilled wrestler so no TR wouldnt beat him in a physical fight</quote> I'd pay good money to see prime Abe suplex Teddy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/28/19 1:46:29 PM #23:	Gobstoppers12 posted... Teddy would be the prime target, though. The ultimate winner would be somebody who's pathetically weak and unassuming, like Jimmy Carter or Barack Obama. LBJ or Nixon, easily --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:928064882] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Gobstoppers12 posted... </cite> <quote>Teddy would be the prime target, though. The ultimate winner would be somebody who's pathetically weak and unassuming, like Jimmy Carter or Barack Obama.</quote> LBJ or Nixon, easily </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 09/28/19 1:47:22 PM #24:	Gobstoppers12 posted... Teddy would be the prime target, though. The ultimate winner would be somebody who's pathetically weak and unassuming, like Jimmy Carter or Barack Obama. Obama was pretty built for an aging president, though. Just has no notable combat experience. --- formerly evening formerly guide https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:928064915] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Gobstoppers12 posted...</cite> <quote>Teddy would be the prime target, though. The ultimate winner would be somebody who's pathetically weak and unassuming, like Jimmy Carter or Barack Obama.</quote> Obama was pretty built for an aging president, though. Just has no notable combat experience.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/28/19 1:47:27 PM #25:	Abe Lincoln would win. he was said to be quite the tough young man I believe. <cite>Zikten posted [p:928064920] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Abe Lincoln would win. he was said to be quite the tough young man I believe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/28/19 1:47:57 PM #26:	William Henry Harrison gets to sit out of this one, imo --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:928064937] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>William Henry Harrison gets to sit out of this one, imo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/28/19 1:49:55 PM #27:	Taft solos everyone if he knows sumo --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:928065016] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Taft solos everyone if he knows sumo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tsuyoi3 09/28/19 1:51:42 PM #28:	Hairistotle posted... DarkRoast posted... Andrew Jackson survived an assassination attempt, caught up with his would-be assassin and nearly beat him to death with a cane. "Survived an assassination attempt" yea cuz the assassin's guns misfired dude. not like he face tanked bullets The bullets stayed because they were scared. --- Manliness transcends both space, and time. <cite>Tsuyoi3 posted [p:928065078] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted...</cite> <quote>Andrew Jackson survived an assassination attempt, caught up with his would-be assassin and nearly beat him to death with a cane. </quote> "Survived an assassination attempt" yea cuz the assassin's guns misfired dude. not like he face tanked bullets</quote> The bullets stayed because they were scared.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 09/28/19 1:54:43 PM #30:	Jackson was considered dangerous, mentally unhinged and unusually violent for a politician. People in Congress were -literally- afraid of him. --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:928065177] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Jackson was considered dangerous, mentally unhinged and unusually violent for a politician. People in Congress were -literally- afraid of him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Admiral_Zero 09/28/19 1:55:40 PM #31:	Teddy Ike Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer --- [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] <cite>Admiral_Zero posted [p:928065215] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Teddy Ike Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 09/28/19 1:56:42 PM #32:	Guide posted... Gobstoppers12 posted... Teddy would be the prime target, though. The ultimate winner would be somebody who's pathetically weak and unassuming, like Jimmy Carter or Barack Obama. Obama was pretty built for an aging president, though. Just has no notable combat experience. True. Probably the real winner would be Taft. With all weapons allowed all he needs to do is convert his absurdly large bathtub into some kind of tank bulldozer. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:928065255] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Guide posted...</cite> <quote>Gobstoppers12 posted...</cite> <quote>Teddy would be the prime target, though. The ultimate winner would be somebody who's pathetically weak and unassuming, like Jimmy Carter or Barack Obama.</quote> Obama was pretty built for an aging president, though. Just has no notable combat experience.</quote> True. Probably the real winner would be Taft. With all weapons allowed all he needs to do is convert his absurdly large bathtub into some kind of tank bulldozer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 09/28/19 1:57:34 PM #33:	Teddy would just rough ride everyone else down --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:928065286] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Teddy would just rough ride everyone else down </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 09/28/19 1:58:55 PM #34:	Fuck, I completely missed weapons allowed. Too bad Cheney was never president, or he'd win. And be apologized to by everyone else. --- formerly evening formerly guide https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:928065331] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Fuck, I completely missed weapons allowed. Too bad Cheney was never president, or he'd win. And be apologized to by everyone else.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Scarecrow 09/28/19 1:59:56 PM #35:	Wasnt Washington said to be incredibly strong? --- https://imgur.com/GUwbF1D https://imgur.com/j4nfK4O <cite>The_Scarecrow posted [p:928065366] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Wasnt Washington said to be incredibly strong?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/28/19 2:00:45 PM #36:	The_Scarecrow posted... Wasnt Washington said to be incredibly strong? It's hard to know because he had a bit of a Cult of Personality. Fortunately for us, it was one that he vehemently didn't want. --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:928065392] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>The_Scarecrow posted... </cite> <quote>Wasnt Washington said to be incredibly strong?</quote> It's hard to know because he had a bit of a Cult of Personality. Fortunately for us, it was one that he vehemently didn't want. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrettyBoyFloyd 09/28/19 2:01:34 PM #37:	DarkRoast posted... Jackson was considered dangerous, mentally unhinged and unusually violent for a politician. People in Congress were -literally- afraid of him. Jackson would be in a TLC match. --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] <cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted [p:928065424] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted...</cite> <quote>Jackson was considered dangerous, mentally unhinged and unusually violent for a politician. People in Congress were -literally- afraid of him. </quote> Jackson would be in a TLC match.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 09/28/19 2:02:57 PM #38:	John Quincey Adams would swim the Potomac daily and was known for daily 3-4 mile walks/runs. --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:928065481] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>John Quincey Adams would swim the Potomac daily and was known for daily 3-4 mile walks/runs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sada_Pop 09/28/19 2:07:31 PM #39:	DarkRoast posted... John Quincey Adams would swim the Potomac daily and was known for daily 3-4 mile walks/runs. This is a fight, not a triathlon. --- People would have you believe that the accusation of racism is more offensive than ACTUAL racism. <cite>Sada_Pop posted [p:928065628] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted...</cite> <quote>John Quincey Adams would swim the Potomac daily and was known for daily 3-4 mile walks/runs. </quote> This is a fight, not a triathlon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 09/28/19 2:08:16 PM #40:	Wait a sec, if weapons are allowed, couldnt Harry S. Truman just drop an atomic bomb on everyone? --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:928065651] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Wait a sec, if weapons are allowed, couldnt Harry S. Truman just drop an atomic bomb on everyone? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Annihilated 09/28/19 2:11:19 PM #41:	I was just gonna say it's not a fair fight if you include Teddy Roosevelt <cite>Annihilated posted [p:928065752] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>I was just gonna say it's not a fair fight if you include Teddy Roosevelt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rikiaz 09/28/19 2:15:14 PM #42:	Probably either Roosevelt, Lincoln, or Jackson. --- From the depths, the thing they called Worm King did rise. Nirn itself did scream in the Mages' and Necromancers' war. <cite>Rikiaz posted [p:928065896] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Probably either Roosevelt, Lincoln, or Jackson.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 09/28/19 2:43:20 PM #43:	Going with LBJ. Big, tall motherfucker. Honorable mention to TR. --- It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog. <cite>brestugo posted [p:928066849] in If all the... [t:78048240]...</cite> <quote>Going with LBJ. Big, tall motherfucker. Honorable mention to TR.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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