Board 8 > Whats your favorite kind of apple?

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foolm0r0n
09/29/19 10:58:02 PM
#51:


Nelson_Mandela posted...
foolm0r0n posted...
Do you call your mom to peel your apples before eating them too?
Hey man, broccoli stems are also edible but I don't eat those either. One of the benefits of First World Living.

There's plenty of poor third world children to refuse to eat those too
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foolm0r0n
09/29/19 10:59:08 PM
#52:


Santa was also the guy who said that salting your pasta water didn't make a difference in the final taste
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SantaRPidgey
09/29/19 11:39:22 PM
#53:


foolm0r0n posted...
Santa was also the guy who said that salting your pasta water didn't make a difference in the final taste


I printed a retraction in the same exact topic!

Jeez I was wrong one time in the entirety of my time on the board and no one forgets it
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DeepsPraw
09/30/19 9:42:16 AM
#54:


tcaz2 posted...
The core of apples, as well as the butthole, are not pleasant texture wise. I will gladly trade wasting a part of an apple to enjoy eating the apple and not make it a chore.


That's why you eat it starting from one end. You get a good mix of like 75% flesh and 25% endocarp in each bite.

The best part about it is the cleanliness though. When you're done eating all you have left is the stem, rather than wet, sticky core that's already starting to decompose. You can even use the stem as a handle

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MoogleKupo141
09/30/19 10:03:46 AM
#55:


endocarp more like endocrap

i dunno its been like a million years since I had an apple

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Nelson_Mandela
09/30/19 10:38:22 AM
#56:


DeepsPraw posted...
That's why you eat it starting from one end. You get a good mix of like 75% flesh and 25% endocarp in each bite.

The best part about it is the cleanliness though. When you're done eating all you have left is the stem, rather than wet, sticky core that's already starting to decompose. You can even use the stem as a handle
yes because my primary concern with eating is how neat my scraps look

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Tom Bombadil
09/30/19 10:43:13 AM
#57:


SantaRPidgey posted...
Jeez I was wrong one time in the entirety of my time on the board and no one forgets it


hi welcome to b8

anyway that eating the core idea seems fake but maybe I'll try it

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Nelson_Mandela
09/30/19 12:17:06 PM
#58:


I just tried my first honeycrisp due to this topic

game changing

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tcaz2
09/30/19 12:57:31 PM
#59:


DeepsPraw posted...
That's why you eat it starting from one end. You get a good mix of like 75% flesh and 25% endocarp in each bite.

Ooooor I could just eat none of the nasty crap and get 100% flesh instead

Why would I want to taint my eating experience by making it 'only 25% worse'
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SantaRPidgey
09/30/19 1:24:08 PM
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do you guys cut the crusts off your bread too? Imagine seeing a grown man eat a sandwich with the crusts cut off. That's the type of person you are being.
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Aecioo
09/30/19 1:33:27 PM
#61:


Punnyz posted...
I just discovered one called Honeycrisp today


How old are you again?

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tcaz2
09/30/19 2:23:47 PM
#62:


SantaRPidgey posted...
do you guys cut the crusts off your bread too? Imagine seeing a grown man eat a sandwich with the crusts cut off. That's the type of person you are being.

No because crusts are good. Apple cores are not.

Do you eat green bean strings or corn silk? Onion skins? Watermelon rinds?

Those are all edible too.
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Punnyz
09/30/19 3:35:08 PM
#63:


I eat the apple core but I don't eat the stem nor the sphincter
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Llarian
09/30/19 4:48:15 PM
#64:


Tom Bombadil posted...
anyway that eating the core idea seems fake but maybe I'll try it


Not fake, can confirm. I have eaten the entirety of an apple as portrayed in the video and it was fine.

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swordz9
09/30/19 4:52:35 PM
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You can eat the core, but I dont see why anyone would want to. Banana peels are edible and you dont exactly see people eating them. The few who do are probably considered weird
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Raka_Putra
10/01/19 12:29:09 AM
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By the core, does that also include the cyanide seeds?
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tcaz2
10/01/19 12:35:32 AM
#67:


Raka_Putra posted...
By the core, does that also include the cyanide seeds?

For the record, there's not enough cyanide in the seeds to harm you at all unless you ate a LOT.

But I'd assume you would just spit them out...
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LOLIAmAnAlt
10/01/19 1:06:58 AM
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ChichiriMuyo
10/01/19 2:09:40 AM
#69:


Tried a Honey Crisp. Not bad, best apple I've had. Might even try them again.
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Ryokles
10/01/19 3:15:26 PM
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McIntosh/macoun

I really dont like honeycrisp, I prefer tart apples more
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Punnyz
10/01/19 3:26:21 PM
#71:


ChichiriMuyo posted...
Not bad, best apple I've had

this is a weird sentence
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tcaz2
10/01/19 3:42:35 PM
#72:


Ryokles posted...
McIntosh/macoun

I really dont like honeycrisp, I prefer tart apples more

Try Pink Lady then.
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Galcian
10/01/19 3:50:40 PM
#73:


granny smith, then the standard red delicious
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tcaz2
10/01/19 4:27:37 PM
#74:


Galcian posted...
standard red delicious

Red wet sand*
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foolm0r0n
10/01/19 10:42:07 PM
#75:


Galcian posted...
granny smith, then the standard red delicious

This guy hasn't eaten an apple since the twin towers were still standing
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LOLIAmAnAlt
10/01/19 10:54:03 PM
#76:


Lotsa apple preference prejudice going on in here.
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starcow
10/02/19 4:06:04 AM
#78:


granny smith

also Red And Delicious is one of the worst foods on the planet
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Punnyz
10/04/19 1:22:47 AM
#79:


the store was out of Honeycrisp :(

Buuut this gives me a chance to try some pink ladies
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Punnyz
10/05/19 1:02:41 PM
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Pink ladies are not nearly as sweet, juicy, or soft
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SantaRPidgey
10/05/19 2:25:47 PM
#81:


yeah they're less sweet, which is what makes them good. And they're more crisp than soft, which is also what makes them better
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Punnyz
10/05/19 2:46:48 PM
#82:


"its not as good and thats why its better"

wut
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SantaRPidgey
10/05/19 3:03:52 PM
#83:


Who wants an apple that's too sweet

may as well eat candy instead of an apple, if your prime concern is sugar content
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Ryokles
10/05/19 5:40:36 PM
#84:


Sweet apples ick
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NFUN
10/05/19 5:58:38 PM
#85:


who wants a soft apple?
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ChichiriMuyo
10/05/19 6:08:59 PM
#86:


Punnyz posted...
ChichiriMuyo posted...
Not bad, best apple I've had

this is a weird sentence

In general, I don't like apples. Honeycrisp being the best of them makes it alright.
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VintageGin
10/05/19 6:42:34 PM
#87:


who even eats apples

probably the most boring fruit next to cantaloupe

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