Poll of the Day > I don't think I'm ever going to lose my virginity.

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
09/20/19 10:05:46 PM
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I'm unfuckable.
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joemodda
09/20/19 10:06:40 PM
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Me 2.. no amount of lifting or showering is gonna fix that
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Mead
09/20/19 10:10:14 PM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
unfuckable


theyre alive dammit
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GanonsSpirit
09/20/19 10:32:38 PM
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Well, apparently the average man is unfuckable. So congrats on being average?
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LinkPizza
09/20/19 11:05:06 PM
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GanonsSpirit posted...
Well, apparently the average man is unfuckable. So congrats on being average?

Hmmm... Maybe theres something to this post. If the average man is unfuckable, then find another average unfuckable guy and you guys can fuck each other.
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xjayguyx
09/20/19 11:25:57 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
GanonsSpirit posted...
Well, apparently the average man is unfuckable. So congrats on being average?

Hmmm... Maybe theres something to this post. If the average man is unfuckable, then find another average unfuckable guy and you guys can fuck each other.


Is that how you started? Lol jk jk
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SpeedDemon20
09/20/19 11:32:44 PM
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You gotta believe in yourself! Get your crap together! Clean yourself up a bit! Put yourself out there! Get a few decent pictures and download one of those dating apps! And whatever happens, don't get discouraged!
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jramirez23
09/21/19 12:14:29 AM
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I feel like its marketing and advertising that makes people feel bad about this. This also reminds me of a funny saying in Spanish that translates, for every ugly man there is an ugly woman. lol

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DirtBasedSoap
09/21/19 1:23:48 AM
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a few millimeters of bone

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wwinterj25
09/28/19 2:12:18 PM
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Pay someone enough and nobody is unfuckable.
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SunWuKung420
09/28/19 2:17:00 PM
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Don't give up on yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_moqOQrzWQ" data-time="

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darcandkharg31
09/28/19 3:20:52 PM
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Go to bar, get drunk, bang fat chick.
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afrodude77
09/28/19 4:25:45 PM
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Dating apps?

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PK_Spam
09/28/19 5:14:55 PM
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Sex isnt even that big a deal, tbh. Dont worry about when/if you lose it.

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
09/28/19 5:24:21 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Go to bar, get drunk, bang fat chick.

Even fat chicks want Chad.

afrodude77 posted...
Dating apps?

Tried for a few years now. Even if I get matched they don't want to have sex.
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PK_Spam
09/28/19 5:33:39 PM
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You have any pics youre willing to share? Preferably ones that show how you dress on a typical day outside?

Clothes really do make the man in a bunch of cases.

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Fierce_Deity_08
10/02/19 12:40:57 PM
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Dude, you better get laid or someone is going to use you as a sacrifice. They are always looking for virgins for that kind of thing.
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JOExHIGASHI
10/02/19 12:44:46 PM
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Are you a wizard?
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aurick79
10/02/19 1:25:53 PM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
Go to bar, get drunk, bang fat chick.

Even fat chicks want Chad.

afrodude77 posted...
Dating apps?

Tried for a few years now. Even if I get matched they don't want to have sex.


Based on these two responses, I'm guessing your difficulty is rooted primarily in your personality more than anything else.
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wwinterj25
10/02/19 1:28:47 PM
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JOExHIGASHI posted...
Are you a wizard?

Yes.
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Aculo
10/02/19 2:14:04 PM
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even sunny tricked a girl into thinking he was cool enough to bang, ok?

anything is possible!
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wwinterj25
10/02/19 2:14:44 PM
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Sunny should share his pro dating tips, ok?
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SunWuKung420
10/02/19 3:46:05 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Sunny should share his pro dating tips, ok?


You should share yours instead. It will provide much needed examples of what not to do.
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SpeedDemon20
10/02/19 3:50:42 PM
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We should all be friends and share! Yay!
:D
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joemodda
10/02/19 3:52:03 PM
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aurick79 posted...
Based on these two responses, I'm guessing your difficulty is rooted primarily in your personality more than anything else.


Yeah, all you need to succeed is a white 6'3 personality to succeed!
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omarssikins
10/02/19 3:55:42 PM
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Meanwhile I'm fuckable but refuse to fuck some thot
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Ogurisama
10/02/19 3:56:41 PM
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omarssikins posted...
Meanwhile I'm fuckable but refuse to fuck some thot
Ill send a hooker to your house

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omarssikins
10/02/19 4:12:51 PM
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Pass
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InfestedAdam
10/02/19 4:17:08 PM
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Personally I feel there are bigger concerns in life to focus on than losing one's V card such as personal health, finance stability, supporting your community, etc. Could just be my age at play. Maybe in my 20's I was more subjective to my hormones but at 36 years old now. It is no longer a concern. Of course, to each their own.
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DDirtyDastard
10/02/19 4:42:32 PM
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Lower your standards if it means that much to you. A 1 or a 2 has gotta be dying for some action.
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Aculo
10/02/19 4:43:35 PM
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DDirtyDastard posted...
Lower your standards if it means that much to you. A 1 or a 2 has gotta be dying for some action.

this. your confidence will grow as you climb the ladder, ok?
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Cotton_Eye_Joe
10/02/19 4:53:58 PM
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DDirtyDastard posted...
A 1 or a 2 has gotta be dying for some action.

A 1 or 2 still gets blasted with limitless Chad dick.
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PMarth2002
10/02/19 4:54:48 PM
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you could always have sex with a hooker if it bothers you that much.
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Raddest_Chad
10/02/19 5:00:54 PM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
Go to bar, get drunk, bang fat chick.

Even fat chicks want Chad.

afrodude77 posted...
Dating apps?

Tried for a few years now. Even if I get matched they don't want to have sex.

Fact.
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DDirtyDastard
10/02/19 5:08:08 PM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
DDirtyDastard posted...
A 1 or a 2 has gotta be dying for some action.

A 1 or 2 still gets blasted with limitless Chad dick.

Wrong. 1's and 2's are rarely even looked at. They're practically invisible (no matter how fat they are).
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aurick79
10/02/19 8:33:41 PM
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joemodda posted...
aurick79 posted...
Based on these two responses, I'm guessing your difficulty is rooted primarily in your personality more than anything else.


Yeah, all you need to succeed is a white 6'3 personality to succeed!


If your definition of success is nothing but sex, sure taller guys have an edge. But if men can be choosy about "no fat chicks" then women can be choosy about "no short guys"

But even tall guys with bad attitude aren't going to "succeed" as often as tall guys with good attitude, or even short guys with good attitude.

Don't treat women as nothing but sex providing, sperm accepting, baby makers and you'll probably do better.
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Decoy77
10/02/19 8:46:20 PM
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Get money, go to Vegas, buy legal hooker, have sex. Boom done.
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Ogurisama
10/02/19 8:49:55 PM
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Decoy77 posted...
Get money, go to Vegas, buy legal hooker, have sex. Boom done.
Hookers in Vegas are illegal
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Nevada?wprov=sfla1
You have to get out of the city

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Aaantlion
10/02/19 9:06:28 PM
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If certain people put the time and energy they spend on moping into actually talking to women and interacting with the outside world, they'd probably get laid all the fucking time.
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MrMelodramatic
10/02/19 9:15:08 PM
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No such thing as unfuckable. Im a short, poor, very obese man who is balding in his 20s and even Ive had sex. And Ive had a fair amount of dates that dont end in sex, too.
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wwinterj25
10/02/19 10:36:44 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
You should share yours instead.


... but I don't have any. Hence why I need your pro tips.
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SunWuKung420
10/02/19 10:41:12 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
You should share yours instead.


... but I don't have any. Hence why I need your pro tips.


First tip: No filters.
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wwinterj25
10/02/19 10:41:55 PM
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Keep them coming.....
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Sonicplys
10/02/19 11:44:06 PM
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I got a Fleshlight. You should get one too.
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JOExHIGASHI
10/03/19 1:59:42 PM
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Sonicplys posted...
I got a Fleshlight. You should get one too.

I heard those are a pain to clean
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Noop_Noop
10/03/19 2:28:54 PM
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I dont see what any of this has to do with the last jedi
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emmo
10/03/19 6:20:06 PM
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Well, with that attitude...
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