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0xDEFECADE
07/03/19 7:56:21 AM
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trick question, it takes 1 boomer to do it, 2 boomers to complain about how millenials can't screw in lightbulbs themselves (even though the boomers assumed they couldn't and "took charge") and a whole army of boomers to agree with themselves about the issue
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AcFan87
07/03/19 8:00:46 AM
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None. Millennials would complain that its too much work and leave it for someone else to do so that they could go back to being glued to their phones.
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0xDEFECADE
07/03/19 8:01:43 AM
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AcFan87 posted...
None. Millennials would complain that its too much work and leave it for someone else to do so that they could go back to being glued to their phones.

false. the millenial will try to do it themselves and and angry boomer will shove them out of the way and say "this is how you REALLY screw in a lightbulb"
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AlisLandale
07/03/19 8:07:22 AM
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It would take one millennial to complain about the environmental impact of incandescent bulbs, four more to argue about it over a game of Settlers of Catan, and one more to drive them to Main Street where theyll buy a pack of IPA and some new LED bulbs, and then their parents to pay for the electrician to install the new set up.

And then it would take exactly eight zoomers to play 8-Man Melee on their Nintendo Switch for 12 straight hours during a birthday party to offset the electricity savings.

Meanwhile the boomers are sitting in the dark listening to Rush Limbaugh and watching Britcoms on PBS
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0xDEFECADE
07/03/19 8:08:02 AM
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^^lol
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specialkid8
07/03/19 8:24:21 AM
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Screwing in a lightbulb is easy. You just google how to do it and follow the directions.
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