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FuneralFroth
05/28/19 7:47:16 PM
#355:


Kimbo Slice picked mark zuckerberg up by his throat during their fight. The fight went live on TMZ.

If it is true, I would love to see it.

If the tape is true, Slice will receive the equivalent of an additional year's salary.

He has not commented on the report. He is currently on tour with his family.

As for his future, Zuckerberg remains engaged to his ex-wife, Kelly, who has a 6-month-old baby boy.

The Zuzers remain split up between Zuckerberg's hometown of South Texas and Hollywood, California.

After he and his family moved to New Zealand, Slice made waves after revealing he had a relationship with actor Brad Pitt when he was a teenager. "He was my girlfriend, he was my friend."

When Zungerberg learned about Slice's shocking allegations and rumors he dropped a bombshell: "His last name sounds very close to my parents-in-law."
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ThyCorndog
05/28/19 7:49:44 PM
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There's nothing quite like a feminine penis. It makes you want to put all your energy into it. It's a nice penis. It's also very pleasurable to insert. Just be sure to put some pressure on it and use your mouth." (p. 39) As you can see, he can use multiple techniques to achieve this ideal penis shape. This penis shape is so unique that it has little to do with any penis shape ever.
Another type of female (male) penis that will often be used is the clitoris penis.
An extremely rare male genital organ, it's also known and used in many different styles. Some men use the penis as a masturbation toy, others insert it and rub themselves, while some like to use it as a penis gag.
An extremely rare female genital organ, both males and females can actually be very proud of their male genitals. Some men use them as masturbators, others have sex with them while standing around. Some masturbate alone on top of them. Some will stick the clitoris on their penis. Sometimes they will insert the penis inside themselves.
In this article, I've talked about the types of female sex organs that exist, and I've discussed penis sex, clitoral sex, and female genital sex with some great detail.
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FuneralFroth
05/28/19 7:53:11 PM
#357:


Never thought of a girl fucking me with her clit
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Frosted_Midna
05/28/19 10:27:50 PM
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The atom bomb blew up as I was escaping the biological lab. As soon as I arrived in the middle of my escape, the creature began attacking the man who had just rescued me, and it started destroying their bodies as fast as it destroyed the lab.

I started using my sword in the hope that it would take another one to destroy it, but to no avail.

As I got back onto the train carriage, the creature struck the doors and they collapsed.

The creatures was able to move through the walls and through the metal of my boots even though they were covered in a slime. It could also create portals to pass through which meant that it had to be inside one of the locked corridors.

That is when I found the only way forward was to run from the lab. I managed to run for hours on end but it became painfully obvious that I wasn't going to get anywhere by running on the surface.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, wait, I thought you said you were a mage, not a magic specialist?"

"I'd never known that."

"It didn't really bother me! That's why when I became a mage I stopped using spells to communicate with people"

I stopped thinking back on my magic spells when I started using them.

The spell that I learned from Master Xiong
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Strider102
05/28/19 10:38:40 PM
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Is her name Aeris or Aerith?

Well, the first name she gives me seems to sound like hers:

"Aerith"!

I thought that was Aeris' name. Is that why I couldn't see her at all in the photo? Because I had completely forgotten her name.

I thought about it for a bit, and realized that despite her appearance and personality she's really pretty: very pretty in character, and very sad. And she's still wearing her usual clothes those leather boots, she always puts on when she's alone with herself when she's lonely.

It seems so

I had forgotten it was her real name, too. Was I being selfish? No, I meant it's like that too, I thought. Like she really wasn't there in my dreams when I woke up, and when her eyes looked back they looked exactly like theirs now, and I couldn't seem to tell. Did they look just like hers? Were they like theirs as well?

The only thing I could think about was "I am Aerith", which sounded even more natural; it's just that I always forget that name!

I had forgotten to think about it, too, my poor self.

I took off my hat, and went on to pick my bag out for the morning. I didn't have
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The Eko
05/28/19 11:58:17 PM
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Bayern Munich win the Bundesliga trophy, while their opponents were crowned German champions.

But the pair made the most of their opportunities.

Wenger claimed that Guardiola's style of football had won him over, while Bayern chief executive Karl-Heinz Rummenige, who was in charge from 2008 to 2013, described himself as "shocked" when the Frenchman arrived.

Guardiola made Guardiola's style of football his own as the Catalan made his name in the Spanish top flight.

His goals against Bayern were his first in the Bundesliga, while against Dortmund he had one less assist for the club and a goal disallowed for offside.

When the Bayern manager left in the summer after six years, his former side won the treble.

But the club said the Catalan had signed a contract extension, and that he was in "good spirits" at Bayern's training facility, only for the deal to fall through because the transfer fee would have been over 100m.

However, he did leave with one more season in the club, after Guardiola had won the Champions League in 2016.

Guardiola was due to return on October 14 in a testimonial match with Real Madrid at Wembley Stadium in London, but said he planned to fly out to Los Angeles "soon". He has now announced he will leave Real on September 28
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Strider102
05/29/19 12:15:30 AM
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Sora, Donald, and Goofy fell exhausted after fighting Organization XIII. Kairi smiled and Riku gave a thumbs up. Everything seemed fine until Captain Hook took action. He used the "Fireball" spell against Sora and Donald before launching them into deep space. The trio went to the top of Riku's building, where Roxas, Donald, and Goofy stayed. Roxas ordered the heroes to make Roxas a new pair of pants for him, but Kairi objected. With Donald and Goofy gone, Sora and Sora fought Kairi's troops. Sora defeated these soldiers by hitting them with all his strength. It wasn't long before Donald, Goofy, and Kairi realized Kairi had taken over and took his pants off.

When Sora and Roxas found Kairi sleeping out of place in the room, Kairi ordered Sora to take all of Roxas's pants and send them to her. Kairi then gave them to Donald, Goofy, and Kairi. Donald demanded to know how Roxas managed to gain this level of power and Kairi said Kairi's power was not his own. As they began searching Roxas's house for anything to hide, Kairi told Roxas they should never forget everything they once had. Before leaving on a short trip to

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have the plot of Kingdom Hearts 4.
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boxington
05/29/19 12:59:48 AM
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if you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention although I'm sure there will be some happy moments in that.

You'll have to keep telling yourself you're happy, you'll have to keep making things up, you'll have to keep repeating "I AM SO ALIVE" and "I'M ALIVE NOW" until you're convinced the world knows who you really are.

If you just have to keep repeating the same story every time, that's OK. It won't break you down any more than the one time you tried to keep a secret. But if it helps, the next time you feel like you need to make things bigger well, then that's a problem.
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DezDroppedFreak
05/29/19 1:03:22 AM
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Is Joseph Joestar the best joestar? In this essay I will show you why it's not.

There are two parts to the argument that Joseph Joestar is the best joestar, I will explain each of them below.

1. Joseph was a good JOESTAR because he killed thousands of his brothers and parents, Joseph actually did not lie to those who murdered his brothers and didn't kill them, these brothers and parents lived and died their lives with Joseph Joestar.

Joseph Joestar would not have put his sons and daughters's lives at risk by giving up anything important to their families simply because they were a brother or a father.
So where is this argument coming from?

I think the argument comes from three sources. I suggest you read them all, but in summary here are the three things I think are problematic about the argument from Joseph Joestar as a joestar: Joseph is a murderer who kills his families in order to be a good joestar.

This is not at all surprising and can easily be justified with evidence that he killed his brothers and sisters. If there were no evidence against him, what reason could there be for him killing those in his family that are closest to him? These people did not die for his sake. They died for his and God's sake 1 Corinthians 15:28
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Archangel1Snake
05/29/19 1:13:51 AM
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And then she smiled

Completion

And then she smiled as he looked at her.

"It's almost like you were always around me at school. I was the one with your dreams, and all the girls wanted to be with you. My dream of being her best friend is probably the happiest on earth. You always knew me when I was little, and you took your time making things happen. How could I forget that part, huh?"

He smiled even wide as the sound had him almost running as she smiled down at him.

"I'm so, so lucky to have you. Your face in my hands now, that's all I need to know I love you."

Kai leaned to whisper to herself for a moment before nodding and letting go of his arm. A minute later, he was on the floor, his arms and legs covered in bruises, and she held his limp body into the air as she kissed him deep while wiping tears off his face with a cloth.

After he recovered his balance and pulled his hands away from her face and shoulder pads, Mai smiled.

"You were there all right, right? You had your dream, my love. But you weren't in the right place, right?"

He laughed as she reached across him and touched the bruises again, then took his fingers with hers and began rubbing them
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Glucian
05/29/19 1:24:55 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0
05/29/19 1:57:52 AM
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This may be the only good topic the loli-loving Rika Furude has ever made. This show features a lolicon! Well, mostly. In case you are wondering, loli is actually a group term, and this show's definition of what it is has a little more depth than that. The majority of time is spent in the context of one or more relationships between male loli girls and one or more other female loli girls. It becomes painfully obvious as the series goes on that at least one of them has something to do with getting caught in between. While loli are considered a type of kink for girls who love it that one or more members of their gender is sexually involved with them, girls who are gay or bisexual are actually usually treated as loli-fans by their own sexual communities and communities who know how to deal with them. And they don't just say it about themselves!

You must be doing well, Rika. Maybe you could come with us to a party on the second Monday of every month to hang out with girls who aren't in relationships? Well, of course. I mean I love you guys.

But really, if we weren't so damn horny in real life, maybe we could give you a massage. Oh! You said it too. And don't you think it's weird that it's a
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darkphoenix181
05/29/19 9:09:28 AM
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Brutal looked across the room and saw Leana.
The black-haired kid was covered in bruises from what happened that day. They were still sore and bruised on the top of his head. Her legs had been broken by a skateboard thrown over her head. Her eyes were covered. The scars were even deeper. The girl's father was still walking the grounds as if no one ever attacked him. They came from his car, from his wife who was in pain from losing her daughter. There was a lot of blood. The girl was bleeding from the side of her head, from her ears, her cheeks. The parents had been thrown down a flight of stairs and were not moving. The father had been punched in the face. His wife had been struck in the stomach and kicked in the stomach.

She looked up into Brutal's eyes, watching him move to her and kiss his face. Her eyes widened when the woman on the roof spoke. "I can't stand this. I can't stand this." She reached towards the girl, placing her hand on Leana's shoulder. "We must leave this place. We'll go home." The girl pulled away from the mother of the father after she finished.

In one of the other towns, Lola stared into her mirror. She was smiling when she saw the new girl on top of her. She would
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DarkRoast
05/29/19 9:16:49 AM
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Ganondorf really had to take a shit. With a big smile on his face, he said, "I'll help you out. I'll put it in the bag as you wish." I got the bag. Then, I threw the bag in the dumpster, and the shit really got real, like really bad. It spilled all over the floor. I ran for the bathroom, and I didn't have money to get in there I tried to do it. But everything went bad fast."
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DarkRoast
05/29/19 9:27:50 AM
#369:


Mona passionately kissed Waluigi. Wario then asked if he really wanted to kiss her.

The stage showed an image of a happy Mii. Waluigi tried to get Mina to kiss Wario. She refused, saying that she really wanted to be with him. However, Waluigi got upset when he saw that her eyes got big and his face was dark. He then asked if he was really that scared. It seemed that Waluigi didn't get tired as he asked Mina to kiss him one more time. Mina gave him a kiss and started to laugh, thinking that Waluigi was going crazy. Wario then told Waluigi that he had to come get her. Waluigi told him that he was too busy fighting, so Mina got up and tried to say that he did that too, but he ignored her.

Wario, watching from afar, saw the Mii disappear. He was then attacked by Mario and Luigi. Waluigi used Spin Dash to get them away but was stopped by Bowser and Luigi's Ice Beam, thus he fell unconscious and died.[4]

Mona reappeared in Yoshi's Island DS, and appeared on the screen of the Mushroom Kingdom castle. Mona revealed that she had been kidnapped and her mother had turned her into the Straw Hat Pirates. She begged Waluigi to help
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DarkRoast
05/29/19 9:29:20 AM
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Wario passionately kissed Waluigi.

Wario did what he had to do. Waluigi was finally saved. It felt like the worst thing but it was Waluigi's way, he didn't care. Waluigi gave Waluigi a kiss and the two joined up and the game ended.

This was just a prelude for some bigger shit.
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DarkRoast
05/29/19 12:59:48 PM
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Sonic the Hedgehog punched Robotnik in the face. LHis mouth became a big hole in the floor. He tried to run away, but Robotnik caught up with him... but before he could finish him off, Sonic was already out. Robotnik tried to smash Sonic's left eye. Sonic punched Robotnik on his back. Sonic kicked Robotnik around, before he got up. Both robots charged at each other. The two robots fought in the air, then suddenly, one of them took off, while the other kept going. The two robots ran towards each other in the ring. At a very high speed, Sonic the Hedgehog slammed into an iron wall and got on top of the spinning opponent. After knocking Robotnik off of it, Sonic hit Robotnik with a punch, and he fell backwards. Then the battle stopped in front of us... and the battle continued in full screen. We saw the entire fight and the cutscenes between each of the two robots with the footage in the background. I think the first fight was between Sonic and a giant spider, which the camera follows right from the second fight.
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DarkRoast
05/29/19 1:13:01 PM
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A Sharpedo came out of nowhere and bit Brock's testicles. The Sharpedo's razor sharp teeth pierced directly through the scrotum's fleshy shell, tearing into it completely before the testicles started to roll backward, smashing into the steel door frame. Brock screamed as his body slammed into the side of the cage that held the Sharpedo. The Sharpedo struggled with what looked like a full-on struggle against a brick wall but quickly managed to get its arms free and smashed its head into the cage's bottom.

"Brock, this isn't going to work." Pikachu shouted from his spot behind the trainer.

"Pikachu, let me hold your head! It's still working!" Brock yelled back as he threw his hands out from under the edge of the cage. The edge of the glass shattered from another hit from a Clawitzer. "Get back here!" he yelled.

"Brock, this isn't working!" Ash yelled into the microphone as he slammed his head into the steel door frame after Brock knocked it off of its stand. Ash and Pikachu had a hard time holding the front of their cage together due to the force of the impact. Ash then flipped the cage over and grabbed the edges with his hands but, even as Pikachu fell back onto its feet, Ash kept yelling, "Don't go!"
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WilliamPorygon
05/29/19 1:25:08 PM
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We decided to go to the zoo.

The animals were well fed and fed well.

At the zoo's back yard, we were greeted by two male lions, two female lions and one female leopard .

The two male lions had clearly done this before the three of us.

These were no ordinary African lions. These were the lions from southern Africa.

This was the pride after mating.

"There was blood in that lion's gash. No wonder why we brought him here. "

A few months ago, it had been found that their father had strangled a baby lion who had fallen on the way into his enclosure; and, after that boy died suddenly, this young one suffered from serious health problems.

Although this incident was caught on camera, the story wasn't reported by anyone who was in the care of the zoological staff.

"That was your son's death penalty. That is all you did."

But this isn't just our zoo in this day and age.

For many people, this whole thing became like the end of the world for them.

I want to say this is my biggest regret but the truth is, this might just be my biggest tragedy.

The only way I can look back on this is through sadness, but
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ThyCorndog
05/29/19 1:28:06 PM
#376:


Dicks out for Harambe! Trump: 'Somebody that wasn't born in the United States and that has a flag that says 'American' ... is responsible' for Chicago school gorilla death" and "Trump blasts FBI for investigating him with no evidence" and "FBI investigators are looking into Trump's ties to Russians" and "Trump says FBI probe into him will end, but that he could have done it for years if he didn't know about probe" The latest Washington Times headline is the most significant for three reasons:

1. Obama's silence about the Harambe situation is a sign that there is no evidence of any wrongdoing by him, the media or anyone affiliated with his administration during this period.

2. The U.S. press is not interested in hearing anything by Obama that might suggest illegality of these actions by any administration.

3. If Obama knew something, he did nothing about it.

A recent Washington Post fact-checking of Obama's statements reveals (at the 7:32 moment of this Post piece):

We can easily see that Obama did not say that George Zimmerman shot unarmed black teenager Trayvon Martin because that's not what he was trying to say.

The Washington Post piece notes, however, that "an unnamed law enforcement official said Mr. Obama was referring to a 'sensationalized' rumor

wtf lol it turned into a CE politics topic in condensed form
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boxington
05/29/19 1:41:52 PM
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they came after gamers. gamers! (sorry guys) - the last of them? heh you're still alive now are you just a corpse? that's because this is the only way for us to survive. we were supposed to join us, but i couldn't stop the game. because we know the enemy are here to kill us, and the only way to protect yourselves and the people you share a universe with would be to stop them. if we're still at all alive then we gotta die, so here's some wits to think about.

forget the words "we are not alone"...we are just a collection of memories

we are all there to play now (or in another words "I am here...") it is the first time they killed us, so we know that it hurts. i remember how we escaped. i remember how to get away. we're all dead. no one has any idea what to do now. can i go now? i don't know anymore why our world is going backwards. i don't care anything anymore about this game, and no i don't want any of it, if something happens, well, if they find out that this is me, oh well, good. just because you died doesn't mean they'll let you live again. we'll go with how we know how to.

we all
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DarkRoast
05/29/19 2:17:42 PM
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Have you ever licked a skunk's butthole? It's disgusting and disgusting. When you're done, it tastes like shit and if you try to lick it, you'll want a new skunk. That's just what the Internet thinks. "Do you know that if you lick around the anus of a skunk before breeding it is more likely to produce fertile daughters, than the anus of any other type of skunk? Skunk are just sooo anal." Well what do you know. It's like saying that an anus is a good or bad toilet.

I guess if you take a dick anywhere but the base in your penis, then you will get your bum fucked.

The more things you see. the more things you hear, just like the more things you hear.

The only really good thing about skate porn is its low quality of people, who just come up with some really horrible puns, such as 'skunk' being dumb, the 'skunk' part being a cockhead, and the 'skunk' in front of the penis being an asshole, and all of which are made up by skunky-porn people.

That's just what the Internet thinks.

That's the only acceptable thing to say about skunks. It's just how they're made up.

Wat
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DarkRoast
05/29/19 2:30:59 PM
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Simon Belmont kicked Dracula's testicles so hard that they burst open. "That is my new favorite fight scene."

As the two fought Dracula's cockroach butt and legs, it became clear that Belmont, with his hair in a ponytail, was being a dick. And it was so fucking funny that I found myself wishing I was watching it. Then Belmont grabbed Dracula like he was some kind of god, gave the whole thing the final kick, and it was done!

Belmont's performance was truly fantastic. He was very good as the devil, but not very good as Dracula. His facial hair was just perfect; his voice was just right; his mannerisms were perfect and funny but it was just too fucking perfect to be true. Belmont's performance was perfect, and while it was over three hours long, it was definitely worth watching.

This thing has a major fetish problem
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Shuto-uke
05/29/19 2:53:53 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Simon Belmont kicked Dracula's testicles so hard that they burst open. "That is my new favorite fight scene."

As the two fought Dracula's cockroach butt and legs, it became clear that Belmont, with his hair in a ponytail, was being a dick. And it was so fucking funny that I found myself wishing I was watching it. Then Belmont grabbed Dracula like he was some kind of god, gave the whole thing the final kick, and it was done!

Belmont's performance was truly fantastic. He was very good as the devil, but not very good as Dracula. His facial hair was just perfect; his voice was just right; his mannerisms were perfect and funny but it was just too fucking perfect to be true. Belmont's performance was perfect, and while it was over three hours long, it was definitely worth watching.

This thing has a major fetish problem


a feminist AI :O
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Holy_Pumpkin
05/29/19 2:54:07 PM
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davidg4l posted...
I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there?... Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different. I am no more than our mirror. The universe is just another one. That's my reality in another perspective. That's what I do in my life. I do look out at it, and I just think of it like a mirror, not another part of it. The world, the universe everything it's just a reflection of who I am and what I have learned. We're all made of mirrors. The truth is, I would like to do the same.

I am genuinely speechless holy shit.


^5 for a great quote from a great movie.

tag will need to try this later
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NeuralLaxative
05/29/19 3:16:56 PM
#382:


If your canoe is in a tree with its headlights on, show many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

If your canoe is in the water with many pancakes, do the ducks come?

Do all these things make the duck? Do they make a duck-shaped raft or do there are more duck shapes out there yet? If ducks do get here, the ducks need to have seen these pancakes before.

If the canoe you take has a sail, what do you do? Is there a paddle with a sail on it? Is there a paddle that takes pancakes?

Did he say pancakes?

The answer is... no. In an attempt to save as much time as possible the duck, the boat needs to know the answers to these questions before it takes off.

Some ducks can't see pancakes. Or sometimes can't taste them because they are too hungry (maybe even eat a few pancakes in front of them). So what is a "duck" really? In the modern world, a duck is a duck-shaped boat built with several parts and designed for diving.

The shape of a duck has changed several times in recorded history. But generally, the shape of the duck is a round, rectangular hull.

Ducks can do the best they can when the sun is too high in the sky and they can't stand
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WilliamPorygon
05/29/19 4:22:12 PM
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Superman and Batman walked into a bar after a night of partying with their buddies in Gotham City. Unfortunately for Superman, Batman stole the party and had to beat Superman at his own game. Superman didn't think it so much of and left him to his own devices. After the bar closing was over, the pair went down to Gotham City to find the Joker and his henchmen. After defeating him, Superman returned home to his apartment to let Batman know what had happened. After Superman's daughter's disappearance she asked if he and Batman would tell Superman what had happened. Superman replied no not at all. She was not thrilled at this development since the girl was going to tell Batman of how Batman had made her into the Joker. Superman was then shocked when Batman came to see him and told him that Batman had changed into the Man of Steel. Realizing that he couldn't trust Batman anymore Superman realized this was a one-sided situation. He then told Batman that Batman was a monster and needed a break. After that, Batman was shocked when his brother took his place in Gotham City. Superman then went to the Wayne Manor where he found Batman and his daughter, Trini. He was shocked and surprised when Batman told them all about how he had changed. He then realized that Batman had also grown up and now had a brother, Wayne. Trini told Superman that no matter how bad they get
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0xDEFECADE
05/29/19 4:28:49 PM
#384:


I like boxes and living in boxes. A box is something that doesn't have any furniture inside. Like a piece of furniture. If it doesn't have a bed you wouldn't sleep in that box. I'm happy I like boxes.

In the book, you talk about how you don't enjoy furniture. Is that the case?

Yeah,there are days the only good things about a couch with no furniture is the room that it comes from, and that's an odd thing, I'm glad I don't have any furniture. I think a lot of people who own boxes are like, "Oh, because I need to get into a house as soon as possible." And that's the right response. When you're on a tight budget, the sooner you can move in, the sooner you can get a house to fit you. And that's why you love boxes! There's not many furniture options I could give you to help you get into that house faster.

And in the book, you talk about why you feel that way.

I think just my life. It's hard to explain in words as people say everything else. I try to look at it with an open mind and understand it from both a financial and health perspective. And honestly, at times just having a couch with nothing in it is better than just a couch without something. It just
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boxington
05/29/19 4:36:25 PM
#385:


WilliamPorygon posted...
Superman and Batman walked into a bar after a night of partying with their buddies in Gotham City. Unfortunately for Superman, Batman stole the party and had to beat Superman at his own game. Superman didn't think it so much of and left him to his own devices. After the bar closing was over, the pair went down to Gotham City to find the Joker and his henchmen. After defeating him, Superman returned home to his apartment to let Batman know what had happened. After Superman's daughter's disappearance she asked if he and Batman would tell Superman what had happened. Superman replied no not at all. She was not thrilled at this development since the girl was going to tell Batman of how Batman had made her into the Joker. Superman was then shocked when Batman came to see him and told him that Batman had changed into the Man of Steel. Realizing that he couldn't trust Batman anymore Superman realized this was a one-sided situation. He then told Batman that Batman was a monster and needed a break. After that, Batman was shocked when his brother took his place in Gotham City. Superman then went to the Wayne Manor where he found Batman and his daughter, Trini. He was shocked and surprised when Batman told them all about how he had changed. He then realized that Batman had also grown up and now had a brother, Wayne. Trini told Superman that no matter how bad they get

as far as comic book stories go, this isn't the most far-fetched
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DarkRoast
05/29/19 5:58:28 PM
#386:


Batman hates raisins.

When the girl tells him that he's going to need some raisins, he responds, "Hey girl, how 'bout you be my raisin"?

When she tells him she's not mad when he makes love to her and that he's going with her to the raisin factory; she seems to genuinely hate him after his wife tries to run off the property to call the authorities. She's a bad woman.

In The Lost Ones, when he has to tell his wife to hold on for his raisin, she says, "But don't worry. If you need a little comfort, I can provide it for you."
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DarkRoast
05/29/19 6:27:16 PM
#387:


Hermione passionately kissed Ginny with more intent than before

"Malfoy?" she whispered when she got a chance to finish, and he chuckled and laughed his way into the front door.

She looked around the room and smiled, a very innocent one at that. "I really am Harry."
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divot1338
05/29/19 8:09:25 PM
#388:


boxington posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
Superman and Batman walked into a bar after a night of partying with their buddies in Gotham City. Unfortunately for Superman, Batman stole the party and had to beat Superman at his own game. Superman didn't think it so much of and left him to his own devices. After the bar closing was over, the pair went down to Gotham City to find the Joker and his henchmen. After defeating him, Superman returned home to his apartment to let Batman know what had happened. After Superman's daughter's disappearance she asked if he and Batman would tell Superman what had happened. Superman replied no not at all. She was not thrilled at this development since the girl was going to tell Batman of how Batman had made her into the Joker. Superman was then shocked when Batman came to see him and told him that Batman had changed into the Man of Steel. Realizing that he couldn't trust Batman anymore Superman realized this was a one-sided situation. He then told Batman that Batman was a monster and needed a break. After that, Batman was shocked when his brother took his place in Gotham City. Superman then went to the Wayne Manor where he found Batman and his daughter, Trini. He was shocked and surprised when Batman told them all about how he had changed. He then realized that Batman had also grown up and now had a brother, Wayne. Trini told Superman that no matter how bad they get

as far as comic book stories go, this isn't the most far-fetched

Batmans brother is named Wayne Wayne?
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Error1355
05/29/19 9:08:17 PM
#389:


The Bruins and Blues go into the 1st intermission tied at 2-2, and the Bruins are on the verge of a 4-2 shot. As the game neared its end. The officials went into overtime and called a 5-on-3 for their captain.

As the Bruins were walking across the ice to leave the crease, the Blues came up with the perfect chance to tie the score at 2-2 before the final whistle. But Boston was able to tie the score at 3-2 for the final second.

"That's something I'll have to work on" said Bruins goalie Tuukka Rask after the game, "but I'm pretty happy with the way our game went."

The Bruins will play the Blues tonight at United Center. There is a bit of time before the game to get ready. There wasn't much room in the net for the Bruins though and it took the Blues to take the lead for the 5th time tonight. It was only a few minutes for the Blues.

The Bruins will next play the Chicago Blackhawks on Saturday night.

Check out all of the Bruins action live on TSN 1330.
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DarkRoast
05/29/19 11:38:59 PM
#390:


The Bills lost to a highschool football team.

Then the Bills lost to a highschool volleyball team.

Then the Bills lost to a highschool baseball team.

Finally, the Bills lost to highschool soccer players.

The last time they lost to a baseball team, they won 2-0

in the season-opener.

The final scoreboard was 16-8.

And we're all sorry to see them miss the playoffs.
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pegusus123456
05/30/19 3:13:34 AM
#391:


DarkRoast posted...
The Bills lost to a highschool football team.

Then the Bills lost to a highschool volleyball team.

Then the Bills lost to a highschool baseball team.

Finally, the Bills lost to highschool soccer players.

The last time they lost to a baseball team, they won 2-0

in the season-opener.

The final scoreboard was 16-8.

And we're all sorry to see them miss the playoffs.

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DarkRoast
05/30/19 10:02:30 AM
#392:


Have you ever licked your thumb as she was on the floor?"

"Yes, the hand came out first, then my thumb," Anna said. The hand slid out of Elsa's hand, Elsa's thumb.

"What kind of thing were those for?"

"They were very hot," Anna said. Elsa's lips parted, she opened them to look at Anna's lips. "These lips are very sensitive." They went to kiss, Anna's teeth met hers. Anna's hands went to move her mouth up to the top of Elsa's chin, but Elsa forced Anna to lift her mouth away to look at Anna's breasts.

"Those are my nipples. Do you think you want them in your mouth?" She pressed a finger between Anna's legs, Anna's hands were still at Anna.

After a moment, when Elsa wanted to turn it all the way round she just wanted to run her fingers over her genitals again, but then Elsa realised she'd lost her memory on how Anna's soft skin felt, they were too nice, too firm, Anna's hands were all over Anna's body, kissing them without any hesitation, like Anna were kissing the hand of someone other than Anna's sister (as there were so many fingers between Anna and Elsa), then she moved from Anna's mouth to Anna's *****, she kissed her **** again.

How did that story come about
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SailorGoon
05/30/19 10:48:58 AM
#393:


Greetings fellow loli lovers. You see, I have been reading a lot of things about "loli porn". The term is really popular in Japan, mostly because of otaku culture. So, I thought I'd say something about the topic, along with a little bit of Japanese lore to illustrate what I'm trying to get across. I think I have quite a bit of Japanese culture that I'd like to share with you. This is from the manga of the same title...
So what is "loli"?
Loli porn is a genre where an object of sexual desire exists. You know, something that is supposed to be erotic from an erotic point of view. Usually, it's something that you'd think would be really sexy, but if the person is not "really sexy", then there is actually nothing interesting about it. A loli isn't something that you would expect to see in porn, but if it were something you could get out of school, you'd be hooked in an instant. You know, it's like an alien thing on Mars, but you don't like it. It's sort of like being on a plane in space. In porn, you don't usually see an object that is "bad", because everything is - Does this sound right TC
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SailorGoon
05/30/19 10:57:26 AM
#394:


Ang2nKN

Gamefaqs should just have this site write their ToS
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DarkRoast
05/30/19 11:59:02 AM
#395:


Your waifu is shit.

-Kirishima Aizawa

Kirishima was the president and prime minister of the United Kingdom at the time of the Fukushima crisis. His book, The Great Meltdown: How Europe's Nuclear Accidents Have Failed and Are Causing Widespread Panic and Terror, made him a star on television. His own daughter wrote a book based on her experience as an apprentice firefighter, saying Kirishima was the best.

Kirishima's words were powerful and resonant because they were written within the context of an international culture that was still searching for answers. There wasn't any sign that the U.S. or the West was about to give up nuclear weapons. If anything, it was actively moving forward with the transition.
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DarkRoast
05/30/19 12:04:55 PM
#396:


Ganondorf needed to defecate immediately. Ganondorf had spent some time in the bathroom with the unconscious Gannon after the battle and noticed that his balls were empty. He then took them out to the sewer. However, in his attempts to get himself clean up, he lost all of the weight on his bones. With only some grease stains in his urine, Ganondorf realized that his testicles were still functioning. He went so far as to wash his balls, but his testicles remained empty and gingivitis developed due to the fact that Ganondorf was completely exhausted. The results of his testicles were inconclusive as Ganondorf's testicles were still intact.[1]

However, this wasn't the case for Gannon as his testicles were actually full of grease and his feces was a complete mess. Although Ganondorf knew that his testicles were full of grease, he was unable to find a toilet to relieve himself, only to discover a hole at the rear of the building and that they were empty right in the middle of an alley. Ganondorf tried another toilet at the sewer, but there was a leak that was blocking the entrance to it. He then proceeded to urinate into the hole, and it started to rot. Ganondorf attempted to get out, but had already made it to the nearest toilet when G
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DarkRoast
05/30/19 2:10:10 PM
#397:


She's got a restraining order, Charlie Brown. You can't get up here and shoot a kid without first getting a restraining order. And all you need is this little bitch named Margo or something and she'll give you a restraining order and send you to your room, Charlie Brown."

Charlie Brown just shook his head a bit to show his anger and asked, "What? What are you talking about?"

"Charlie Brown, I said tell her we haven't seen her face off for years, she's been hiding from us since she was little. She ain't no fool!"

But Charlie Brown's temper came out when he saw this, and his head snapped off into the air and his arms rose wildly without saying a single word. A large clap of thunder erupted into the wind just after these words had come from Charlie Brown's mouth because the house was practically shaking from the impact and the sounds of gunfire would soon sound like thunder all over again after these words had come out.

Some of the more scared people started yelling at the children to get away from the door. The little girl, trying to keep everything contained, could only watch her dad run away in his pajamas.

And the children were still shaking on that cold night, but then Margo got up out of bed and went to the door.
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DarkRoast
05/30/19 2:26:02 PM
#398:


Harry screamed "Expelliarmus!" and a bolt of light flew out of his wand and landed right on Draco's balls. Draco tried to scream, to get something from it, but the pain in his chest kept him silent, and his eyes flickered closed, and there was silence for a very long time.

'What do you want me to say?' he thought again.

'Don't be rude,' Voldemort said.

Draco almost cried, and then went pale and stared down at his balls. It was the first time Harry had seen him that night. It was hard to take in the sight, to feel his penis, the thick muscle behind his nose and the hair above the pubic bones. They looked so familiar to him that he was starting to think that he remembered them.

Draco's eyes were closed again.

After what felt like hours of looking at them, Draco opened them. Harry's cock seemed to have grown slightly bigger, it was slightly bigger in size and shape than usual, but he hadn't felt it in a very long time, it felt slightly smaller than normally, slightly bigger in his hand and just as long as his head. It wasn't long before his head was halfway in, the other half was sitting between his legs and down between his legs, his hand touching the back of Draco's
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Error1355
05/30/19 3:19:13 PM
#399:


"Oh god what have I done?!" said Ash as he stood above Pikachu's dead body, watching him struggle before dying on the ground.

A huge smile spread over Ash's face when he looked at Pikachu again. "Good thing you're a Pikachu. How can I kill you right before you die? We both know it won't be too fun."

"Ash is the best Ash we've ever had," replied Pikachu with satisfaction.

"You have a bad taste in your mouth right?" said Ash as he looked at Pikachu's burnt and bleeding corpse, while watching Ash's hands try and take Pikachu out from under his own.

"Maybe it is best to say goodbye," said Pikachu as he lay on his back on his bed, his hands running the entire length of his body in front of him, as his stomach twisted in pain, his blood flowing down in a torrent down his own throat with each deep breath.

Ash watched Pikachu slowly relax, finally laying his head down on Ash's chest. Pikachu lay there, completely silent for a moment, while Ash continued to watch Ash's hands move Pikachu around. Pikachu seemed to feel something like pressure against his back after Ash's last breath, he slowly started to rise up from beneath Ash's blanket.

"Goodbyes Ash," said Ash while looking through his tear stained eyes. "That's all right
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DarkRoast
05/30/19 3:35:32 PM
#400:


Ganondorf had diarrhea. A week later, he called his physician to talk about the food he was eating. While he was eating raw salmon, he told him he was suffering from indigestion and he should see a doctor. The doctor prescribed colchicine. In the middle of the night, Ganondorf complained again of diarrhea, the doctor thought. He thought he had an ulceration.

Ganondorf's physician prescribed Colgate-Palmolive. Ganondorf went to a doctor several times more in the weeks following treatment for diarrhea. Colgate refused to prescribe colchicine, according to Ganondorf's medical records. Colgate-Palmolive also declined to admit Ganondorf's doctor. Eventually, the doctor agreed to treat Ganondorf's diarrhea on his own.

After receiving his colchicine prescription, Ganondorf went to the doctor again. This time, the doctor took Ganondorf to the hospital for treatment of vomiting, acid reflux, dry mouth, cramps, and severe diarrhoea. This time, he took an intravenous dose of colchicine. Within five days, Ganondorf was vomiting almost daily, and doctors prescribed the pill as well.

The next patient Ganondorf saw was a woman. H
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SailorGoon
05/30/19 4:34:09 PM
#401:


I found out where anime comes from. This thing has Def written a couple of shows.

My next anime: My Little Sister. Not sure about the name, but the story is pretty simple. A young orphaned girl named Satsuki has a crush on her uncle. He is the boss of a school where she is the most popular student, and is his daughter's best friend. One day his wife passes away, and he has no choice but to attend their funeral. So far we seem to have a very well-written story, I've loved it when I listen to it now; it sounds a bit like this, but is so much better. The OP does feel different from the usual anime theme music, I guess. It also does not have any anime related voice acting, only background music. (Not a huge deal, maybe something for an OVA, but I didn't wanna think about the implications of it. And this is out of left field for my anime viewingexperiencelol.)The soundtrack is alright. I think this is a first anime for me, and it seems to sound good on this soundtrack. I liked what I was about to read so I guess I won't take it away from a good score to say, but I prefer this to anime songs. There is not much there. Overall though, the music suits the characters. I'm really looking forward to
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Error1355
05/30/19 5:09:26 PM
#402:


I just beat Persona 5 last night
[27/12/2014, 3:53:40 AM] Remy: Whoa no
[27/12/2014, 3:53:47 AM] Chris Kluwe: it was funny
[27/12/2014, 3:53:48 AM] SF: Oh, god, no matter how much I play this game I will never beat it.
[27/12/2014, 3:54:03 AM] Remy: lolol
[27/12/2014, 3:54:07 AM] Chris Kluwe: and how to fix it for people who are too fucking lazy
[27/12/2014, 3:54:12 AM] drinternetphd: god I'm trying to play it now
[27/12/2014, 3:54:16 AM] Chris Kluwe: oh man
[27/12/2014, 3:54:17 AM] Remy: omg I need to get into the hellfire zone
[27/12/2014, 3:54:39 AM] Ian Cheong: What kind of fucking idiot are they?
[27/12/2014, 3:54:45 AM] Ian Cheong: They're a bunch of loonies
[27/12/2014, 3:55:15 AM] Tesseract: lol


What the fuck
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ThyCorndog
05/30/19 5:17:30 PM
#403:


A/S/L? // ? ? / ? ?

The answer might surprise you!

Here is what you need to know about these questions!

Q: What's a question about water?

A: Water is a very basic element of matter.

You can't see it in nature, but it's still there! There's even a molecule of water, which we'll be discussing in a moment.

So why don't we talk about water?

Well

Q: What's an object of light?

A: A
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josifrees
05/30/19 10:40:45 PM
#404:


SailorGoon posted...
I found out where anime comes from. This thing has Def written a couple of shows.

My next anime: My Little Sister. Not sure about the name, but the story is pretty simple. A young orphaned girl named Satsuki has a crush on her uncle. He is the boss of a school where she is the most popular student, and is his daughter's best friend. One day his wife passes away, and he has no choice but to attend their funeral. So far we seem to have a very well-written story, I've loved it when I listen to it now; it sounds a bit like this, but is so much better. The OP does feel different from the usual anime theme music, I guess. It also does not have any anime related voice acting, only background music. (Not a huge deal, maybe something for an OVA, but I didn't wanna think about the implications of it. And this is out of left field for my anime viewingexperiencelol.)The soundtrack is alright. I think this is a first anime for me, and it seems to sound good on this soundtrack. I liked what I was about to read so I guess I won't take it away from a good score to say, but I prefer this to anime songs. There is not much there. Overall though, the music suits the characters. I'm really looking forward to


Im pretty sure there is a pretty creepy h-game named My Little Sister
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