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UnfairRepresent 12/28/18 8:10:16 AM #51:	Yomi posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Ryven posted... Put double sided tape all over my neck, stick hand buzzers all over the tape. Wake up each morning laughing. I think she would end up hating you No she wouldn't, because she is perfect and the only exception to her being perfect is that she chokes you. Unless Ryven's definition of a perfect girl includes the girl hating him, she wouldn't be able to hate him no matter what, as she is the perfect girl :P that's not how it works --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914818504] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yomi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ryven posted...</cite> <quote>Put double sided tape all over my neck, stick hand buzzers all over the tape. Wake up each morning laughing.</quote> I think she would end up hating you</quote> No she wouldn't, because she is perfect and the only exception to her being perfect is that she chokes you. Unless Ryven's definition of a perfect girl includes the girl hating him, she wouldn't be able to hate him no matter what, as she is the perfect girl :P</quote> that's not how it works</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NameMeWhatever 12/28/18 8:10:53 AM #52:	I hog tie her before I wake her up. Problem solved. --- Not changing this signature until the Houston Oilers win the Super Bowl. -Started April 24th, 1960. <cite>NameMeWhatever posted [p:914818522] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>I hog tie her before I wake her up. Problem solved.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yomi 12/28/18 8:24:19 AM #53:	UnfairRepresent posted... Yomi posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Ryven posted... Put double sided tape all over my neck, stick hand buzzers all over the tape. Wake up each morning laughing. I think she would end up hating you No she wouldn't, because she is perfect and the only exception to her being perfect is that she chokes you. Unless Ryven's definition of a perfect girl includes the girl hating him, she wouldn't be able to hate him no matter what, as she is the perfect girl :P that's not how it works Then how about you share what "perfect" means in your scenario since it seems to be different than the definition found in dictionaries --- Chez moi, il fait beau. <cite>Yomi posted [p:914818827] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yomi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ryven posted...</cite> <quote>Put double sided tape all over my neck, stick hand buzzers all over the tape. Wake up each morning laughing.</quote> I think she would end up hating you</quote> No she wouldn't, because she is perfect and the only exception to her being perfect is that she chokes you. Unless Ryven's definition of a perfect girl includes the girl hating him, she wouldn't be able to hate him no matter what, as she is the perfect girl :P</quote> that's not how it works</quote>Then how about you share what "perfect" means in your scenario since it seems to be different than the definition found in dictionaries </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Musourenka 12/28/18 8:25:30 AM #54:	Does she strangle exclusively with her hands? --- Shooing away pigeons crapping on debate tables is not a violation of the pigeons' free speech. <cite>Musourenka posted [p:914818850] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>Does she strangle exclusively with her hands?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 12/28/18 8:26:32 AM #55:	Never wake a sleepwalker. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:914818883] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>Never wake a sleepwalker.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mareen 12/28/18 8:32:18 AM #56:	Buy a lifesized dummy as an outlet while I sleep in a different room. --- Awz od fiis <cite>Mareen posted [p:914819019] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>Buy a lifesized dummy as an outlet while I sleep in a different room.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/28/18 9:09:14 AM #57:	Yomi posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Yomi posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Ryven posted... Put double sided tape all over my neck, stick hand buzzers all over the tape. Wake up each morning laughing. I think she would end up hating you No she wouldn't, because she is perfect and the only exception to her being perfect is that she chokes you. Unless Ryven's definition of a perfect girl includes the girl hating him, she wouldn't be able to hate him no matter what, as she is the perfect girl :P that's not how it works Then how about you share what "perfect" means in your scenario since it seems to be different than the definition found in dictionaries perfect =/= enjoys anything you do no matter what. The perfect Wedding Cake can't fly to Saturn --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914819983] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yomi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yomi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ryven posted...</cite> <quote>Put double sided tape all over my neck, stick hand buzzers all over the tape. Wake up each morning laughing.</quote> I think she would end up hating you</quote> No she wouldn't, because she is perfect and the only exception to her being perfect is that she chokes you. Unless Ryven's definition of a perfect girl includes the girl hating him, she wouldn't be able to hate him no matter what, as she is the perfect girl :P</quote> that's not how it works</quote>Then how about you share what "perfect" means in your scenario since it seems to be different than the definition found in dictionaries </quote> perfect =/= enjoys anything you do no matter what. The perfect Wedding Cake can't fly to Saturn</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 12/28/18 9:12:05 AM #58:	UnfairRepresent posted... perfect =/= enjoys anything you do no matter what. Perfect is subjective to the beholder. Unless you are saying there is a standard of perfection that women should be held to that is universal, then by all mean please lay the parameters out on the line --- https://i.imgtc.com/3qqvvSR.png <cite>WaterLink posted [p:914820064] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>perfect =/= enjoys anything you do no matter what.</quote> Perfect is subjective to the beholder. Unless you are saying there is a standard of perfection that women should be held to that is universal, then by all mean please lay the parameters out on the line</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/28/18 9:15:30 AM #59:	WaterLink posted... Perfect is subjective to the beholder. Unle and unless you already decided that the perfect girl is one you can physically and mentally torture without her hating you, then that's irrelevant to the scenario. The perfect Wedding Cake can't fly to Saturn and it's still perfect even if you create a scenario where you need to get to Space --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914820173] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote>Perfect is subjective to the beholder. Unle</quote> and unless you already decided that the perfect girl is one you can physically and mentally torture without her hating you, then that's irrelevant to the scenario. The perfect Wedding Cake can't fly to Saturn and it's still perfect even if you create a scenario where you need to get to Space</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 12/28/18 9:17:12 AM #60:	Then what are the parameters of universal perfection you're trying to employ? --- https://i.imgtc.com/3qqvvSR.png <cite>WaterLink posted [p:914820226] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>Then what are the parameters of universal perfection you're trying to employ?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/28/18 9:18:41 AM #61:	WaterLink posted... Then what are the parameters of universal perfection you're trying to employ? Leading question --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914820266] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote>Then what are the parameters of universal perfection you're trying to employ?</quote> Leading question</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 12/28/18 9:19:49 AM #62:	That you refuse to answer --- https://i.imgtc.com/3qqvvSR.png <cite>WaterLink posted [p:914820296] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>That you refuse to answer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/28/18 9:20:52 AM #63:	Why do you beat your wife while pissing on puppies? Hey why won't you answer my question? --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914820326] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>Why do you beat your wife while pissing on puppies? Hey why won't you answer my question?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 12/28/18 9:21:49 AM #64:	Because I have neither a wife nor a puppy. Why you gotta remind me of my ineptitude, jerk. :( --- https://i.imgtc.com/3qqvvSR.png <cite>WaterLink posted [p:914820349] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>Because I have neither a wife nor a puppy. Why you gotta remind me of my ineptitude, jerk. :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Musourenka 12/28/18 10:20:09 AM #65:	And just to check, does she strangle or does she choke? (Can't help but think of Borderlands 2) --- Shooing away pigeons crapping on debate tables is not a violation of the pigeons' free speech. <cite>Musourenka posted [p:914822133] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>And just to check, does she strangle or does she choke? (Can't help but think of Borderlands 2)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yomi 12/28/18 10:59:42 AM #66:	UnfairRepresent posted... Yomi posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Yomi posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Ryven posted... Put double sided tape all over my neck, stick hand buzzers all over the tape. Wake up each morning laughing. I think she would end up hating you No she wouldn't, because she is perfect and the only exception to her being perfect is that she chokes you. Unless Ryven's definition of a perfect girl includes the girl hating him, she wouldn't be able to hate him no matter what, as she is the perfect girl :P that's not how it works Then how about you share what "perfect" means in your scenario since it seems to be different than the definition found in dictionaries perfect =/= enjoys anything you do no matter what. The perfect Wedding Cake can't fly to Saturn You still haven't said what "perfect" in your scenario means though. If the "perfect Wedding Cake" can't fly to Saturn then it isn't truly perfect, which is ok in real life because perfection simply doesn't exist, but it's not ok in your scenario where perfection seems to exist. I'll ask one more time, because you didn't respond to what I asked in my previous post, what does to be "perfect" mean in your scenario? What makes this girl "the perfect girl" when compared to anyone or anything else? --- Chez moi, il fait beau. <cite>Yomi posted [p:914823612] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yomi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yomi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ryven posted...</cite> <quote>Put double sided tape all over my neck, stick hand buzzers all over the tape. Wake up each morning laughing.</quote> I think she would end up hating you</quote> No she wouldn't, because she is perfect and the only exception to her being perfect is that she chokes you. Unless Ryven's definition of a perfect girl includes the girl hating him, she wouldn't be able to hate him no matter what, as she is the perfect girl :P</quote> that's not how it works</quote>Then how about you share what "perfect" means in your scenario since it seems to be different than the definition found in dictionaries </quote> perfect =/= enjoys anything you do no matter what. The perfect Wedding Cake can't fly to Saturn</quote> You still haven't said what "perfect" in your scenario means though. If the "perfect Wedding Cake" can't fly to Saturn then it isn't truly perfect, which is ok in real life because perfection simply doesn't exist, but it's not ok in your scenario where perfection seems to exist. I'll ask one more time, because you didn't respond to what I asked in my previous post, what does to be "perfect" mean in your scenario? What makes this girl "the perfect girl" when compared to anyone or anything else?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Musourenka 12/28/18 11:03:33 AM #67:	The Perfect Girl is whatever standard you consider to be perfect for you, but in this case, she has the quirk of strangling you. Basically, is this a dealbreaker for you? --- Shooing away pigeons crapping on debate tables is not a violation of the pigeons' free speech. <cite>Musourenka posted [p:914823769] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>The Perfect Girl is whatever standard you consider to be perfect for you, but in this case, she has the quirk of strangling you. Basically, is this a dealbreaker for you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/28/18 11:14:10 AM #68:	Musourenka posted... The Perfect Girl is whatever standard you consider to be perfect for you, but in this case, she has the quirk of strangling you. Basically, is this a dealbreaker for you? Yes --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914824184] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>Musourenka posted...</cite> <quote>The Perfect Girl is whatever standard you consider to be perfect for you, but in this case, she has the quirk of strangling you. Basically, is this a dealbreaker for you?</quote> Yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Balrog0 12/28/18 11:15:56 AM #69:	Ryetoast posted... Thats my fetish. --- But to you who are listening I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. <cite>Balrog0 posted [p:914824242] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ryetoast posted...</cite> <quote>Thats my fetish.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Musourenka 12/28/18 11:17:22 AM #70:	UnfairRepresent posted... Musourenka posted... The Perfect Girl is whatever standard you consider to be perfect for you, but in this case, she has the quirk of strangling you. Basically, is this a dealbreaker for you? Yes One clarification: Will she only strangle with her hands? --- Shooing away pigeons crapping on debate tables is not a violation of the pigeons' free speech. <cite>Musourenka posted [p:914824306] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Musourenka posted...</cite> <quote>The Perfect Girl is whatever standard you consider to be perfect for you, but in this case, she has the quirk of strangling you. Basically, is this a dealbreaker for you?</quote> Yes</quote> One clarification: Will she only strangle with her hands?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ickeryy 12/28/18 11:18:15 AM #71:	I vaguely remember a story on gamefaqs where a girl choked him out until his eye started bleeding. --- Won't change sig until Hamtaro gets rebooted - October 8, 2015 <cite>Ickeryy posted [p:914824346] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote>I vaguely remember a story on gamefaqs where a girl choked him out until his eye started bleeding.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/28/18 11:20:15 AM #72:	Musourenka posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Musourenka posted... The Perfect Girl is whatever standard you consider to be perfect for you, but in this case, she has the quirk of strangling you. Basically, is this a dealbreaker for you? Yes One clarification: Will she only strangle with her hands? Or a suitable hand supplement --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914824431] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>Musourenka posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Musourenka posted...</cite> <quote>The Perfect Girl is whatever standard you consider to be perfect for you, but in this case, she has the quirk of strangling you. Basically, is this a dealbreaker for you?</quote> Yes</quote> One clarification: Will she only strangle with her hands?</quote> Or a suitable hand supplement</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Musourenka 12/28/18 11:24:47 AM #73:	UnfairRepresent posted... Or a suitable hand supplement A shame. I say No then. --- Shooing away pigeons crapping on debate tables is not a violation of the pigeons' free speech. <cite>Musourenka posted [p:914824616] in The perfec... [t:77338599]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> Or a suitable hand supplement</quote> A shame. I say No then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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