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CoolBro
12/25/18 11:46:29 AM
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i would make a reality where the infinity gauntlet is shaped as a strap-on
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NameMeWhatever
12/25/18 11:47:06 AM
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Wipe out half of all life in the universe.
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Irony
12/25/18 11:47:14 AM
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Snap like 5 times
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Zelda_Aran
12/25/18 11:55:47 AM
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I would jerk one off while wearing the gauntlet
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DrizztLink
12/25/18 11:57:15 AM
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Zelda_Aran posted...
I would jerk one off while wearing the gauntlet

The fertility doctor later tells you that one testicle doesn't work anymore.
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J03can
12/25/18 12:06:20 PM
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Snap but do it to all life in the universe indiscriminately
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Duncanwii
12/25/18 12:08:17 PM
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Itt: psychopaths.
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Blue_Inigo
12/25/18 12:08:59 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Itt: psychopaths.

Especially that dude who wants to jerk it with the gauntlet
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Chicken
12/25/18 12:12:15 PM
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Oldin
12/25/18 12:22:52 PM
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make my dreams a reality
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DarkwingDucky
12/25/18 12:24:16 PM
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NameMeWhatever posted...
Wipe out half of all life in the universe.
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TheRealDill1999
12/25/18 12:26:13 PM
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Double the amount of life in the universe
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2SweetforTurtle
12/25/18 12:39:37 PM
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Give everyone on earth a boner
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GameGodOfAll
12/25/18 12:40:39 PM
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Two chicks at the same time.
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Duncanwii
12/25/18 12:44:03 PM
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2SweetforTurtle posted...
Give everyone on earth a boner

Even females?
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CoolBro
12/25/18 12:55:10 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
2SweetforTurtle posted...
Give everyone on earth a boner

Even females?

even your dead grandma
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DrizztLink
12/25/18 12:55:55 PM
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CoolBro posted...
Duncanwii posted...
2SweetforTurtle posted...
Give everyone on earth a boner

Even females?

even your dead grandma

grandma got a boner by a reindeer
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littlebro07
12/25/18 12:57:00 PM
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GameGodOfAll posted...
Two chicks at the same time.

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dummy420
12/25/18 12:58:11 PM
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GameGodOfAll posted...
Two chicks at the same time.

You dont need an infinity gauntlet to do two chicks at the same time.
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DrizztLink
12/25/18 12:58:51 PM
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dummy420 posted...
GameGodOfAll posted...
Two chicks at the same time.

You dont need an infinity gauntlet to do two chicks at the same time.

I'm more likely to get the IG than a million dollars.
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Flockaveli
12/25/18 1:13:14 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoA-ByjIf2M" data-time="

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Mist_Turnips
12/25/18 1:16:23 PM
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Bring 1 billion new trees into existence then burn them all.
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TheMaskedPooper
12/25/18 1:17:24 PM
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Your mom.
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SuspectWords
12/25/18 1:28:51 PM
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I would erase all memory of the gauntlet and then the gauntlet itself.
Then get back to living my life.
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DarkRoast
12/25/18 1:30:01 PM
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Use it like a Power Glove
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Tyranthraxus
12/25/18 1:34:08 PM
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CoolBro posted...
You gain the infinity gauntlet,what would you do

IDK.

Go to Taco Bell.
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Mistere Man
12/25/18 2:05:41 PM
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Does it work in my universe?

If so I would heal some sick people I know with it, and make some repairs/upgrades on my properties. After that I would use it to go try foods of other countries/worlds.
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Ving_Rhames
12/25/18 2:06:47 PM
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Quadruple the honeybee population
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ToadallyAwesome
12/25/18 2:09:44 PM
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"I bet it feels huge in this hand"
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Touch
12/25/18 2:11:14 PM
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Make infinite pizza
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PerseusRad
12/25/18 2:15:47 PM
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Id probably try and make the power of the Infinity Stones just be within me, I dont wanna have to wear a tacky gauntlet to have essentially omnipotence.
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Killmonger
12/25/18 2:20:05 PM
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Considering I'm human, I'd probably die from its power.
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YukihoHagiwara
12/25/18 2:22:33 PM
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replace all bobs with testicles and testicles with mammary glands
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TheRealDill1999
12/25/18 2:30:09 PM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Quadruple the honeybee population

Ugggh...bees are terrible. I'm not looking to get stung.
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Chicken
12/25/18 2:31:43 PM
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TheRealDill1999 posted...
Ving_Rhames posted...
Quadruple the honeybee population

Ugggh...bees are terrible. I'm not looking to get stung.

The only reason a bee would sting someone is if they're being an asshole to them or their hive.
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Garioshi
12/25/18 2:36:08 PM
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Wipe out cancer permanently
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iPhone_7
12/25/18 2:42:36 PM
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Id do what Thanos did and snap to wipe out half of all life. But instead Id do it the way Dr. Manhattan gets rid of people. Itll be mayhem like in the Kingsman movie.
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iPhone_7
12/25/18 2:43:20 PM
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Also completely wipe out wasps & mosquitos
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coinstarcad
12/25/18 2:43:31 PM
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Remove every last tree in North America.
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YukihoHagiwara
12/25/18 2:49:42 PM
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coinstarcad posted...
Remove every last tree in North America.

what if the infinity gauntlet is feeling cheeky and just removes the *last* tree of every breed thats sprouted
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PoopPotato
12/25/18 2:50:02 PM
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GasMonkey
12/25/18 2:51:15 PM
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add more resources and kill half the population
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HydraSlayer82
12/25/18 3:27:11 PM
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NameMeWhatever posted...
Wipe out half of all life in the universe.

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synth_real
12/25/18 3:59:10 PM
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I'd make my own planet to live on with dragon dildo trees.
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coinstarcad
12/25/18 4:27:20 PM
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YukihoHagiwara posted...
coinstarcad posted...
Remove every last tree in North America.

what if the infinity gauntlet is feeling cheeky and just removes the *last* tree of every breed thats sprouted

What? Then I'll fix every tree to produce farts.
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