Current Events > 82% Of 'Straight' Men Say Masturbating Each Other Is 'Not Gay'

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Lebronwon
12/20/18 8:20:33 PM
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https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/12/bateworld-straight-gay-masturbation-meaning.html

I wanted to find out how straight guys jerking off with other straight guys works psychologically, so I used BateWorlds user-created polling questionnairesone of the sites most popular featuresto get consensus opinions and facts from other members of the site. But before I started posting my own surveys, I perused some that were pertinent to my objective. For instance, one asks simply, Is mutual masturbation gay? and the poll gives voters only two options: No. Being homosexual is an attraction. You can bond and bate with a bro and not want a homosexual relationship. Yes. Any interaction with same sex genitals is a homosexual act.

The results of Is mutual masturbation gay? were 465 to 100 that mutual masturbation is not gay. The answer to that simplistic poll becomes more interesting when you compare it with the results of Stopping at the Threshold of Gayness, which has 18 options for answers. The top two answers for what makes a person gay were kissing another guy and becoming emotionally involved with a male sex partner. So according to these responders, touching a cock isnt gay; lips touching lips is gay; and for that matter, heart touching heart is really gay.



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Awesome
12/20/18 8:22:51 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi
12/20/18 8:24:59 PM
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Who did they poll, the BuzzFeed staff?
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Bananana
12/20/18 8:26:07 PM
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Terrible title wording, its masturbating with one another, not jerking each other off
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SpiralDrift
12/20/18 8:26:32 PM
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Fake news.
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BillyKidd
12/20/18 8:27:32 PM
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100% men surveyed were millennials.
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iPhone_7
12/20/18 8:28:01 PM
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Two guys watching a porno together is pretty gay.
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SterlingM
12/20/18 8:28:16 PM
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82% of straight men are actually bi
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MarqueeSeries
12/20/18 8:28:25 PM
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I don't think 565 people total is a very good sample size for something as large as "straight men"
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VorpalBlade91
12/20/18 8:29:03 PM
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Orlando_Jordan
12/20/18 8:29:07 PM
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iPhone_7 posted...
Two guys watching a porno together is pretty gay.

Not unless they're actually jerking it.
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TwinStars
12/20/18 8:30:22 PM
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VorpalBlade91 posted...
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My pussy is wet.

Two guys getting it on is always hot.
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K181
12/20/18 8:31:53 PM
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I call bullshit.
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008Zulu
12/20/18 8:34:21 PM
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Are they back to back, or is it face to face staring intently in to each others eyes?
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iPhone_7
12/20/18 8:35:21 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
iPhone_7 posted...
Two guys watching a porno together is pretty gay.

Not unless they're actually jerking it.

Why would you ever want to watch a porn together with a friend?
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J03can
12/20/18 8:35:31 PM
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I wouldnt say doing that means someone is gay... but its definitely a very gay thing to do.
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Mizznox
12/20/18 8:38:52 PM
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Bananana posted...
Terrible title wording, its masturbating with one another, not jerking each other off

This

Plus, this is according to a poll on a website that's... specifically for straight guys masturbating together? Who'da thunk it?
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cjsdowg
12/20/18 8:39:56 PM
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How does that even come up with guys who are not guy.
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Manocheese
12/20/18 8:41:26 PM
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I wanted to find out how straight guys jerking off with other straight guys works psychologically, so I used BateWorlds user-created polling questionnaires

I used BateWorlds user-created polling questionnaires

BateWorld

@glitteringfairy , ever heard of this site?
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Anteaterking
12/20/18 8:49:56 PM
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MarqueeSeries posted...
I don't think 565 people total is a very good sample size for something as large as "straight men"


The bigger problem is where they took their sample from.
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KStateKing17
12/20/18 8:51:09 PM
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TwinStars posted...
@VorpalBlade91 posted...
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My pussy is wet.

Two guys getting it on is always hot.

That's four guys ;)
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BuckVanHammer
12/20/18 8:51:55 PM
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So was the poll given to only dudes who do this? If so that pretty pointless poll...
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Shadowplay
12/20/18 9:00:57 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Who did they poll, the BuzzFeed staff?

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glitteringfairy
12/20/18 9:03:35 PM
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Manocheese posted...
I wanted to find out how straight guys jerking off with other straight guys works psychologically, so I used BateWorlds user-created polling questionnaires

I used BateWorlds user-created polling questionnaires

BateWorld

@glitteringfairy , ever heard of this site?

I have not. Although I will say if your hand is on another dudes dick it's probably gay. However, going back2back if perfectly acceptable. If you don't make eye contact it's not gay
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CelestialVoices
12/20/18 9:05:51 PM
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i wonder if any gay dudes jerk it together but in a no homo just as bros way
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LenovoFan462
12/20/18 9:08:18 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Who did they poll, the BuzzFeed staff?


XD
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eggcorn
12/20/18 9:09:04 PM
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LenovoFan462 posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Who did they poll, the BuzzFeed staff?


XD

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Jeff AKA Snoopy
12/20/18 9:10:01 PM
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Hmmm...

I would definitely think having a man jerk me off would be a homosexual activity. But, to quote Harold and Kumar 2...

"There ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked. You guys are the gay ones for suckin OUR dicks!"
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Kineth
12/20/18 9:12:25 PM
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I'm very sure that that poll is wrong. It's likely because the options given were garbage and also because of the population they were getting a sample from.
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Anteaterking
12/20/18 9:14:13 PM
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Kineth posted...
I'm very sure that that poll is wrong. It's likely because the options given were garbage and also because of the population they were getting a sample from.


They literally did it on a site devoted to masturbating.
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KILBOTz
12/20/18 9:16:05 PM
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It's only gay if balls touch.
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Vicious_Dios
12/20/18 9:19:55 PM
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Not only is it gay, it's weird as fuck. Who chokes the goose when there are other dudes around burping their worms?
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AdviceMan
12/20/18 9:22:44 PM
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I don't think it's gay. It's just weird.
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Irony
12/20/18 9:44:49 PM
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82% of straight men that took this study are gay without realizing it.
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haloiscoolisbak
12/20/18 9:46:15 PM
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AdviceMan posted...
I don't think it's gay. It's just weird.


It's not weird but it is gay
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NeoShadowhen
12/20/18 9:47:48 PM
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Awesome posted...
what the f

...uck is Bateworld?

Some sort of nexus of fapping culture?
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HylianFox
12/20/18 9:48:46 PM
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VorpalBlade91 posted...
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Two guys kissing is hotter than the actual sex, IMO

It's funny that the poll says "touching cock" = "not gay" while "kissing" = "gay"

I've said before that I'm not a virgin, but have never been kissed. Last guy I was with was pretty strict about the not-kissing thing >__>
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JoeDangIt
12/20/18 9:58:07 PM
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What frat did they poll to get that kind of in the closet bs?
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FL81
12/20/18 10:02:05 PM
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cjsdowg
12/20/18 10:24:15 PM
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Anteaterking posted...

They literally did it on a site devoted to masturbating.


I would seem like a different type of a person, would go to site like that.
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glitteringfairy
12/20/18 10:26:24 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Anteaterking posted...

They literally did it on a site devoted to masturbating.


I would seem like a different type of a person, would go to site like that.

I founded that site actually
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bknight
12/20/18 10:31:39 PM
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and like 90% of guys will not hold their dick next to each other in a bathroom if there are more than two stalls available
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Wetterdew
12/20/18 10:37:08 PM
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Just because you jerk off with a guy doesn't mean you're gay.

If I slept with a girl, that wouldn't make me bisexual.
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E32005
12/20/18 10:37:50 PM
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Yea I dont believe these stats for a second
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Uncle Choad
12/20/18 10:44:41 PM
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Most incel topic of all time.
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PokemonYoutube
12/20/18 10:51:41 PM
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I can't be the only one that thought "masturbating each other" meant yanking on each other's dick, right? 'Cuz that is definitely a homosexual act.

Two guys sitting in the same room yanking their own dicks isn't gay, but it's definitely not something I'd ever consider doing.
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cjsdowg
12/20/18 10:57:38 PM
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For the people saying it is not gay... Here is a question.

Would you mind if your girlfriend was doing her thing, while a guy was in the room with her doing his thing?
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CruelBuffalo
12/20/18 10:59:32 PM
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eggcorn posted...
LenovoFan462 posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Who did they poll, the BuzzFeed staff?


XD


I got a nice chuckle from that one
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The Wheelman1
12/20/18 11:00:49 PM
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I guess fapping to gay porn isn't gay either.
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Lorenzo_2003
12/20/18 11:05:57 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Who did they poll, the BuzzFeed staff?


Lmao, oh, thank you. I needed a good laugh today.
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