Board 8 > Why do people like link?

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I think he's quite boring. What's been his cool moments or things he's said?

Because everyone puts him winning in their brackets because everyone thinks he's gonna win. This is why we need reddit to come in and wreak havoc. It's so much more fun watching Draven and Undertale win than watching Link win over and over again every time
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My favorite quote from Link is, "To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."

Great moment, probably one of the best in game history.
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he's super hot
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Because he's basically a Peter Pan who can't fly.
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Sherm128 posted...

Because everyone puts him winning in their brackets because everyone thinks he's gonna win. This is why we need reddit to come in and wreak havoc. It's so much more fun watching Draven and Undertale win than watching Link win over and over again every time

It really isn't.
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I dunno man

Seeing Link never fall below 60% I can really relate to the people that think rallies are more exciting, even when they're contest crushing ones like Draven. I personally only liked L-Block but man I mean Draven at least had the illusion of competitive matches a few times
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People like his games, not his character.
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Because NintenDrones.

scarletspeed7 posted...

My favorite quote from Link is, "To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."

Great moment, probably one of the best in game history.

My favorite quote from Link is ...

Sherm128 posted...

Because everyone puts him winning in their brackets because everyone thinks he's gonna win. This is why we need reddit to come in and wreak havoc. It's so much more fun watching Draven and Undertale win than watching Link win over and over again every time

Bracket voting is completely pointless at this point unless youre in the top 20 and have any shot at winning a prize.
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He came to town
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Link kicks ass. Why? He kicks ass by virtue of being a knight. Knights, as we all know from history class, kicked ass. They came in hordes, rode horses, and slashed people up good. Link does all those, and more. What killed knights? Longbowmen. Longbowmen were little crappers that had the annoying ability to shoot arrows right through the thickest of armor. Imagine rushing at the enemy, resplendent in your ass-kicking armor, and then the guy next to you falls down. Then, another flash of movement and there's an arrow through your chest. It went through your armor like it was paper. Those damned archers and their ass-kicking bows. While you're bleeding there, you realize that your ass-kicking was not superior to theirs, and if you had a bow of some sort you may have had superior ass-kickingness and then blazed through those little archer-men like they were nothing. Link, however, is like an Archer-knight. He's got a sword, arrows, and a shield. He doesn't have that crappy armor that barely lets you move, he just carries a shield and then pwnz stuff hard. All his junk kicks ass too. He's got an Ocarina. The name Ocarina just kicks ass. But this isn't any Ocarina, its an Ocarina of Time. He can friggin travel through time with it, and he can do all sorts of cool stuff. He controls the planets rotation, changing day to night and vice-versa. This Ocarina kicks ass. He has the help of faeries. In the rare event that he falls, they revive him. So you're all like, "YEAH! I killed him, and overcame his ass-kicking power!" and then he comes to life and then kills you, because he just kicks that much ass. His arrows aren't just regular arrows, they're all sorts of crap. They can be infused with fire and never burn up, they can freeze people, and they can even vanquish evil with a few well-place shots. Not just that, but his bow-and-arrow isn't just a BAA, its a friggin missile launcher. THOSE ARROWS CAN CARRY FRIGGIN BOMBS! So this guy has the equivalent of a freeze-ray, a flamethrower, a gun-of-holiness, and some sort of rocket launcher. Just with his friggin arrows. Therefore, he must kick ass. Lots and lots of ass. But it doesn't stop there.

His shield kicks ass. It doesn't just defend him, it absorbs magic and THROWS IT BACK AT THE ENEMY. What the hell kind of attack is gonna get through that? You're all like, "Feel the wrath of my Hadoken-style magic beam of deathness, Elfie!" and then he catches it and flings it back at you. Then you die. His shield kicks ass, but so does his sword. Not only is it a sword, but its a special sword. If Link isn't hurt, IT SHOOTS FRIGGIN LASER BEAMS. He has a sword that SHOOTS LASER BEAMS. I'm going to say it again, the sword SHOOTS LASER BEAMS! You're all like, "w00t! I'm 20 feet away and running faster than Link! I may not kill him, but he won't kill me!" Then he shoots you. Not with an arrow, which is cool but expected, but he shoots you with his sword. With his laser-beam firing sword. He also uses magic. Invincibility-inducing magic. Teleportation magic. Ass-kicking fire magic. His sword charges with magic and shoots it outwards in a circle around him. So Link is like Samus, nearing the ass-kicking threshold. But he already has a hat. Unfortunately, he has a very hard time of taking the Ass-Kicking Beam of Light form, whilst Samus just puts a funny hat on top of her helmet. That is his one weakness
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