Board 8 > Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 1320

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Yep. Zelda bandwagoning dying down in full effect here

You dont fucking lose 10% in 3 hours like this. All the SJW and lbgt community giving up it seems
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At this point, my death will come at the hands of a Thwomp or Goomba and I'll be pissed for eternity.
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Do you think that Samus has to smell her farts in her suit or does it have a smell filter inside it?
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UltimaterializerX posted...

There is no rule saying you have to go to college immediately.

Just like there's no rule saying you need to get married, have children, or take out mortgages asap, but a lot of people do that too.
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Are we seriously bringing up Samus's farts again?
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I want to declare a new Board 8 rule, from now on you have to go to college immediately. Thanks and God Bless.
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God I wish Samus had won just so this conversion had a chance of not happening
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charmander6000 posted...

KamikazePotato posted...

If you take out Sephiroth/Ryu, a lot of results line of very well. Might have just to more or less disregard that result when making stats.

How does Vincent/KOS-MOS hold up?

I'm not sure - I'm holding off on full stats/adjustments/comparisons for Divisions 5-8 until we get Cloud/Mario (for as much as seeing that result will be worth).

With that said, Vincent is currently ranked slightly above Sub-Zero in his own division's stats, and the 2013 stats have them right next to each other. So it doesn't look that Vincent changed too much if at all. Assuming KOS-MOS stayed constant, that can be used as a comparison.
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My statistical analysis suggests that the reason Link is so dominant is because he has the most ideal distance between his scrotum and his anus. Theres nothing more respectable in a man than a perfectly-measured taint.

I suggest we start cataloguing as many video game characters taints as possible to forecast the most accurate stats possible.
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LusterSoldier posted...

Mario did almost 7% better with registered users compared to anonymous users. In the first Mario/Samus match, the difference was only about 3% between registered/anonymous users. This makes me think that the Samus rally on the Metroid subreddit actually had a noticeable impact on the match.

Zelda > Samus > Tifa confirmed in the Hentai community
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Out of curiosity, how many female characters stayed static or dropped and how many exceeded expectations? Because using KOS-MOS as constant may not be ideal if females in general overperformed

Lopen posted...

UltimaterializerX posted...

There is no rule saying you have to go to college immediately.

Just like there's no rule saying you need to get married, have children, or take out mortgages asap, but a lot of people do that too.

You have to go to college immediately, and you have to graduate in four years or less. Then you need to take out a mortgage ASAP to support the economy. And then you need to vote for Link to validate your existence.
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Man this conversation got all real-life-y.

As long as you're not hurting anyone, do whatever the fuck you want with your life. Social milestones are suggestions, not rules. Does anything more need to be said?
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That's the entire point I was making, to be fair

I just pointed out that Ulti is kind of in a glass house if he's going to judge people for not doing those things
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ShatteredElysium posted...

Out of curiosity, how many female characters stayed static or dropped and how many exceeded expectations? Because using KOS-MOS as constant may not be ideal if females in general overperformed

I don't think a single one dropped. KOS-MOS actually slightly underperformed in her match against Ryu, though.

That's kind of the thing. Ryu's performances against Lloyd, Shepard, and KOS-MOS were all great. And then the Sephiroth match happened. Does anyone really believe that Amaterasu almost beats Ryu?
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As someone who just entered their mid-20s, I reserve the right to be angry at a video game character contest.

I blame Zelda for everything.
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Zelda will claim a moral victory if she gets above 40
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If you havent ever masturbated to Link then youre not a real adult.

Sorry I dont make the rules I just enforce them, and Im The Enforcer so you better start arunnin.
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UltimaterializerX posted...

I didn't say you need everything figured out 100% at 30.

Really? Because it sounded an awful lot like that

Put it this way? How is not having your career decided any different than not having where to live or who you want to spend your life with decided at 30?

It's not, dipshit.
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No one is crying because Samus lost the match. And living at home is fine and commonplace in a lot of countries, and it saves them a lot of money. If you don't have a rapidly growing population there's no reason why you can't recycle the housing stock from generation to generation.

As far as arrested development goes, I think another thing that goes into that is more and more things requiring school - sometimes many years of school - now. And life expectancy going up.
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UltimaterializerX posted...

Seanchan posted...

Some of you guys in this topic are WAAAAAY over the top with your anger. I really hope it's just an act.

It's a poll on a video game website. Have fun. Aren't we all in our 30s anyway? I think there's better things to get mad about than one Nintendo icon beating out another with a nail biting finish.

Eh its a hobby. We all have them.

Ill give you that resorting to outright anger and vitriol because your horse lost is pretty dumb, though. It was dumb when we were in our 20s, but hey it was understandable. These were a new and exciting thing and most of us were in college. But NOW? People in their 30s should be getting married, having children, and making mortgage payments, not getting legitimately mad because Mario beat Samus in a poll.

Arrested development is real, and youll notice that the people here who have kids and/or a career going dont get mad over these. They just cheer and have fun. XIII is a great example. Dude travels overseas to teach in Qatar and such. You think he would have gotten legit pissed off and started cursing people out had Samus won? Nope.

LOL

Ulti of all people talking about maturity and arrested development

My sides....
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Stop debating about which of your lives is more meaningless, for mine is the most meaningless of them all. Bow to me, the motherfucking king of meaninglessnessness.
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Also yeah I'm not 30 yet so I'm going to go cry in a corner because Crono lost now.
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Not_Wylvane.exe has crashed. Please restart.
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I thought Ulti already had a senior position at a veterinary clinic/hospital. Is he trying to advance in that career or change careers?
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If you believe Ulti he also rallied 30 votes for Mario during the final 5 minutes but we also somehow care more about these matches than him so I mean, take your pick on what branch of his stories to believe I guess.
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red sox 777 posted...

Also yeah I'm not 30 yet so I'm going to go cry in a corner because Crono lost now.

You're not 30 yet?? How young were you back in 2002?

No, better question: How did someone that young end up such a Crono superfan?

EDIT: I'm also a Crono superfan. I didn't realize until after I posted this that I'm not 30 yet either. Man, I feel old.
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UltimaterializerX posted...

The fuck is this dumb shit?

Tru.
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I was 15 in 2002 when I created this account and am 31 right now. It's not crazy to think there were 12/13 year old kids on this board for the first contest, I know I was using GameFAQs well before I created this account.
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Lopen posted...

UltimaterializerX posted...

I didn't say you need everything figured out 100% at 30.

Really? Because it sounded an awful lot like that

Put it this way? How is not having your career decided any different than not having where to live or who you want to spend your life with decided at 30?

It's not, dipshit.

Lopen, you're usually so nice kind and helpful? What the hell, I'm confused, why do you hate Ulti so much?

Life Stats and Discussion.
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I like Ulti usually but I really dislike hypocrisy so it's tough sometimes.
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*stares at empty chair*

Mario, look what your cheating has done to this internet forum.

*gestures wildly at empty chair*

Your empty victory has ruined not only the integrity of GameFAQs, it has ruined the fabric of America itself!

*stats stomping violently near empty chair*

Mario, give me my country back!

*mass applause from empty audience*
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Mario eat Samus
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I'm pretty okay with where I'm headed. It doesn't currently involve marriage, mortgages, or children. And that should be okay if you starting school like 7 years after I finished it is.
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Ulti, the 36 year old college student, is extolling about how he 'has his shit together'.

Excuse my while I laugh from my 10 year established career
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TheOneAboveAll posted...

red sox 777 posted...

Also yeah I'm not 30 yet so I'm going to go cry in a corner because Crono lost now.

You're not 30 yet?? How young were you back in 2002?

No, better question: How did someone that young end up such a Crono superfan?

EDIT: I'm also a Crono superfan. I didn't realize until after I posted this that I'm not 30 yet either. Man, I feel old.

I think my first vote in these things was Mario/Cloud. I think I was rallied from Planet Gamecube. I vaguely recall using Gamefaqs for an OOT walkthrough a couple years before that. After discovering these contests I realized they were much more fun than actually playing video games. As for Crono, um, Crono is just awesome.
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@red_sox_777

Mario was the underdog against Cloud. Against Crono in 2003, he wasn't the favorite either - both characters had close to 50/50 support. He certainly wasn't anything like Link.

Zelda has never pulled off a single rally except for that Draven match - sure, part of it is that Zelda usually doesn't need rallies - but we saw nothing against Cloud or L-Block or Undertale. Draven provided the sense that an extremely powerful, outside, force was trampling the contest underfoot - and brought out the best in Link.

Weve had many matches with intense dueling rallies.

As both entrants cant be the favorites, the idea that favorites cant rally is clearly false.

creativename posted...

@red_sox_777

Mario was the underdog against Cloud. Against Crono in 2003, he wasn't the favorite either - both characters had close to 50/50 support. He certainly wasn't anything like Link.

Zelda has never pulled off a single rally except for that Draven match - sure, part of it is that Zelda usually doesn't need rallies - but we saw nothing against Cloud or L-Block or Undertale. Draven provided the sense that an extremely powerful, outside, force was trampling the contest underfoot - and brought out the best in Link.

Weve had many matches with intense dueling rallies.

As both entrants cant be the favorites, the idea that favorites cant rally is clearly false.

And how many times has a perceived favorite won after a rally battle?
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red sox 777 posted...

creativename posted...

@red_sox_777

Mario was the underdog against Cloud. Against Crono in 2003, he wasn't the favorite either - both characters had close to 50/50 support. He certainly wasn't anything like Link.

Zelda has never pulled off a single rally except for that Draven match - sure, part of it is that Zelda usually doesn't need rallies - but we saw nothing against Cloud or L-Block or Undertale. Draven provided the sense that an extremely powerful, outside, force was trampling the contest underfoot - and brought out the best in Link.

Weve had many matches with intense dueling rallies.

As both entrants cant be the favorites, the idea that favorites cant rally is clearly false.

And how many times has a perceived favorite won after a rally battle?

I dont know, mustve happened at some point.

Depends what your even mean by favorite. Bracket/pre-contest favorite, or day before match favorite? These can be pretty different.

And given the number of very close rally battles weve had, the results could have been flipped easily. Just because a rallied favorite barely lost, doesnt mean they couldnt have won.

creativename posted...

red sox 777 posted...

creativename posted...

@red_sox_777

Mario was the underdog against Cloud. Against Crono in 2003, he wasn't the favorite either - both characters had close to 50/50 support. He certainly wasn't anything like Link.

Zelda has never pulled off a single rally except for that Draven match - sure, part of it is that Zelda usually doesn't need rallies - but we saw nothing against Cloud or L-Block or Undertale. Draven provided the sense that an extremely powerful, outside, force was trampling the contest underfoot - and brought out the best in Link.

Weve had many matches with intense dueling rallies.

As both entrants cant be the favorites, the idea that favorites cant rally is clearly false.

And how many times has a perceived favorite won after a rally battle?

I dont know, mustve happened at some point.

Depends what your even mean by favorite. Bracket/pre-contest favorite, or day before match favorite? These can be pretty different.

And given the number of very close rally battles weve had, the results could have been flipped easily. Just because a rallied favorite barely lost, doesnt mean they couldnt have won.

I'm defining favorite as the character that an outsider would perceive as the character that would be naturally more popular on Gamefaqs. I can't think of any cases where there was a strong favorite who won a rally battle.
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red sox 777 posted...

I'm defining favorite as the character that an outsider would perceive as the character that would be naturally more popular on Gamefaqs. I can't think of any cases where there was a strong favorite who won a rally battle.

Depends how outsider we're talking here, but given that you called Mario not a favorite against Crono I'd have to say Frog fit the bill in all of his wins.
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