Current Events > Every woman of sexual relevance in my life: Oh I love the man-bun, keep it

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pinky0926
12/06/18 4:21:24 AM
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Literally every other person who I'm not fucking or want to fuck: Get that gross douchebag 2010-era hipster bullshit off your head immediately

This is very confusing feedback...
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teepan95
12/06/18 4:22:28 AM
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The hardest of decisions:

do I listen to the larger head or the smaller head?
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Guide
12/06/18 4:22:38 AM
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They're just jealous.
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WaterLink
12/06/18 4:26:30 AM
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Anyone who ever gives you shit just say:

"The chicks dig it"

End of argument.
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A_Good_Boy
12/06/18 4:44:20 AM
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This usually seems to be how feedback on man buns go.

I'm still gonna talk shit about them though.
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trappedunderice
12/06/18 4:48:38 AM
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Its a feminine hairsyle.
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pinky0926
12/06/18 4:54:16 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
Its a feminine hairsyle.


Alright here's where I get very confused.

Straight woman who literally wants to jump on my penis: that hair turns me on
Straight man who presumably has no sexual interest in me whatsoever: eww I hate that you look gay

Me:

https://www.highlandernews.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ops.meme_.nba_-768x576.jpg
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Guide
12/06/18 4:56:58 AM
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They're uncomfortable about perhaps being into something that the associate with teh gayz. Where do you live that this is a thing?
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_Lyonidias
12/06/18 5:02:15 AM
#11:


Guide posted...
They're uncomfortable about perhaps being into something that the associate with teh gayz. Where do you live that this is a thing?


This tbh

In general, lol @ str8 men
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pinky0926
12/06/18 5:03:18 AM
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Guide posted...
They're uncomfortable about perhaps being into something that the associate with teh gayz. Where do you live that this is a thing?


Where do I live that straight men are weirdly insecure about their own masculinity?

Could be anywhere couldn't it, but currently scotland
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Kineth
12/06/18 5:03:22 AM
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WaterLink posted...
Anyone who ever gives you shit just say:

"The chicks dig it"

End of argument.

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Guide
12/06/18 5:04:43 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Guide posted...
They're uncomfortable about perhaps being into something that the associate with teh gayz. Where do you live that this is a thing?


Where do I live that straight men are weirdly insecure about their own masculinity?

Could be anywhere couldn't it, but currently scotland


That's true. I forget that I live in a more progressive area.
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
12/06/18 5:08:06 AM
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so nobody?
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solosnake
12/06/18 5:09:41 AM
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Chicks in general just want the D

Guarantee they dont really care about the man bun lol.
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yutterh
12/06/18 5:09:50 AM
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I wish i could tough it out to grow one. Man buns are cool to me *shrugs*
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Guide
12/06/18 5:11:13 AM
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solosnake posted...
Chicks in general just want the D

Guarantee they dont really care about the man bun lol.


In my experience, women absolutely care about the hair. Like, even after you've been together for a while and they care less about your gross secrets, they still manage your hair.
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Chicken
12/06/18 5:11:15 AM
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Man buns are the antivaxxer of hairstyles.
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ed1987
12/06/18 5:21:19 AM
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zero people like it, 100% of people don't, choice is obvious
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CyricZ
12/06/18 5:23:14 AM
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Y'know if you're sleepy like me, you can read the first phrase in the topic title like you're singing Lifelight.

Every woman of sexual relevance in my life
Loves the man-bun wants to totally be my wife
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A_Good_Boy
12/06/18 5:27:09 AM
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Guide posted...
solosnake posted...
Chicks in general just want the D

Guarantee they dont really care about the man bun lol.


In my experience, women absolutely care about the hair. Like, even after you've been together for a while and they care less about your gross secrets, they still manage your hair.

This. They're always talking about my hair. It's a real attention getter.
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awesome999
12/06/18 5:49:54 AM
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Pics of pinky's man bun

And I thought you were engaged TC
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deupd_u
12/06/18 5:51:17 AM
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pinky has a man-bun: least surprising topic of 2018
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TwoDoorPunkCab
12/06/18 5:52:55 AM
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do you also ride a fixie to work?
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pinky0926
12/06/18 5:57:37 AM
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awesome999 posted...
And I thought you were engaged TC


I was, but cancelled that.

TwoDoorPunkCab posted...
do you also ride a fixie to work?


I hate fixies. Stupid pointless things.

I hate a lot of hipster stuff.
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teepan95
12/06/18 6:02:50 AM
#27:


The fuck's a fixie?
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awesome999
12/06/18 6:04:05 AM
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No pics of pinky's man bun? :(
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awesome999
12/06/18 6:05:50 AM
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teepan95 posted...
The fuck's a fixie?

Let me Google that for you

https://www.google.com.np/search?q=fixie&oq=fixie&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j0l2.1551j0j7&client=ms-android-huawei&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
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pinky0926
12/06/18 6:06:02 AM
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teepan95 posted...
The fuck's a fixie?


Bikes with no gears. They also can't freewheel, so when you're coasting the pedals also keep turning at. Sometimes they don't even have brakes. Supposed to be a simple spartan way to live. Ride your bike everywhere, it doesn't even have expensive parts to replace.

They're horrible to ride.
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teepan95
12/06/18 6:12:36 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
teepan95 posted...
The fuck's a fixie?


Bikes with no gears. They also can't freewheel, so when you're coasting the pedals also keep turning at. Sometimes they don't even have brakes. Supposed to be a simple spartan way to live. Ride your bike everywhere, it doesn't even have expensive parts to replace.

They're horrible to ride.

The gears on my uni bike don't work, so I'm stuck in the same gear all the time

Does that make me a hipster?
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pinky0926
12/06/18 6:18:04 AM
#32:


teepan95 posted...
pinky0926 posted...
teepan95 posted...
The fuck's a fixie?


Bikes with no gears. They also can't freewheel, so when you're coasting the pedals also keep turning at. Sometimes they don't even have brakes. Supposed to be a simple spartan way to live. Ride your bike everywhere, it doesn't even have expensive parts to replace.

They're horrible to ride.

The gears on my uni bike don't work, so I'm stuck in the same gear all the time

Does that make me a hipster?


post hipster

We've progressed passed basic spartan shit that's less useful than modern technological advancements and heading straight into "actually this thing is fucking broken"

Nice
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pinky0926
12/06/18 6:18:26 AM
#33:


awesome999 posted...
No pics of pinky's man bun? :(


It's not that interesting. Imagine an abortion of a haircut.
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teepan95
12/06/18 6:21:56 AM
#34:


pinky0926 posted...
teepan95 posted...
pinky0926 posted...
teepan95 posted...
The fuck's a fixie?


Bikes with no gears. They also can't freewheel, so when you're coasting the pedals also keep turning at. Sometimes they don't even have brakes. Supposed to be a simple spartan way to live. Ride your bike everywhere, it doesn't even have expensive parts to replace.

They're horrible to ride.

The gears on my uni bike don't work, so I'm stuck in the same gear all the time

Does that make me a hipster?


post hipster

We've progressed passed basic spartan shit that's less useful than modern technological advancements and heading straight into "actually this thing is fucking broken"

Nice


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Rebel_Patriot
12/06/18 7:03:43 AM
#35:


Eh.... someone my wife works with showed up with a man bun one day, she asked him what was his boyfriends name.
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SSJGrimReaper
12/06/18 7:05:10 AM
#36:


everyone wants pinky's buns!!
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MrPeppers
12/06/18 7:05:18 AM
#37:


I think theyre idiotic but if I could really pull one off I probably would be singing to a different tune.
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Irony
12/06/18 7:19:48 AM
#38:


Man buns are terrible
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Flockaveli
12/06/18 7:20:28 AM
#39:


Women in their 20s love the manbun & facial hair look.
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ClockworkHare
12/06/18 7:33:04 AM
#40:


Having a manbun will get mixed reviews from women.
What is typically more predictable is a woman's female friends usually being critical about it.

The woman you're interested might be into it herself, but her girl friends are less likely to stay positive about it.
And while a woman is the presiding judge that passes verdicts in her life, her friends are typically the jury...
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MarqueeSeries
12/06/18 7:39:25 AM
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My experience with growing my hair out was that other guys care way more about your hair, style, etc than women do

It's fucking weird
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clearaflagrantj
12/06/18 7:42:02 AM
#42:


Pinky is attractive enough to the point that he can:

- Pull off a man bun
- Be attractive with virtually any hairstyle

Like if Chris Hemsworth was wearing a diaper, women would say he pulled it off

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