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Mr_Biscuit
11/12/18 12:24:01 AM
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008Zulu
11/12/18 12:26:31 AM
#102:


A witch wearing a hairsuit, force-feeds angels to daemonic entities.
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QwelzaarKane
11/12/18 12:36:15 AM
#103:


The star of a horror film kills the fuck out of his coworkers because of a voice in his head.
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QwelzaarKane
11/12/18 12:36:40 AM
#104:


008Zulu posted...
A witch wearing a hairsuit, force-feeds angels to daemonic entities.


Bayonetta?
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davidg4l
11/12/18 12:45:03 AM
#105:


GATTJT posted...
davidg4l posted...
ohnoitschris posted...
A band plays some gigs and then ends up in Hell but gets out because they showed Satan how talented they are


Brutal Legend?

Good guess, but I think it's Guitar Hero 3.


Yeah, Brutal Legend was the first thing that came to mind, even though I only had a bit of a general idea of what its plot is like.
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shokan_warrior
11/12/18 12:51:37 AM
#106:


Blacksmith apprentice goes around his country trying to stop someone from painting portraits of people
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CTrunks
11/12/18 12:56:07 AM
#107:


An elite force steals everything that's not nailed down (and some stuff that is) in order to fight soccer hooligans, elves, and men covered in spikes.

ohnoitschris posted...
CTrunks posted...
Phoenix Wright (and Apollo Justice).

A shipwreck survivor wakes up on an island and quickly learns to hate owls.


Link's Awakening

Right.

008Zulu posted...
A witch wearing a hairsuit, force-feeds angels to daemonic entities.

Bayonetta (2).
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Tyranthraxus
11/12/18 1:06:45 AM
#108:


shokan_warrior posted...
Blacksmith apprentice goes around his country trying to stop someone from painting portraits of people

Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
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shokan_warrior
11/12/18 1:08:10 AM
#109:


Tyranthraxus posted...
shokan_warrior posted...
Blacksmith apprentice goes around his country trying to stop someone from painting portraits of people

Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

Playing it right now

Already my favorite zelda
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ohnoitschris
11/12/18 1:08:47 AM
#110:


GATTJT posted...
davidg4l posted...
ohnoitschris posted...
A band plays some gigs and then ends up in Hell but gets out because they showed Satan how talented they are


Brutal Legend?

Good guess, but I think it's Guitar Hero 3.

Correct
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008Zulu
11/12/18 2:53:01 AM
#111:


QwelzaarKane posted...

Bayonetta?

CTrunks posted...

Bayonetta (2).

Two winners.
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Irregardless
11/12/18 6:43:38 AM
#112:


A man in a fantasy land yells at various things
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ArchNemo
11/12/18 8:04:00 AM
#113:


@Irregardless posted...
A man in a fantasy land yells at various things


Skyrim!
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stone
11/12/18 8:20:31 AM
#114:


gunplagirl posted...
The main villain was the comic relief character the whole time

Final Fantasy VI

Tyranthraxus posted...
NES game where you're playing a woman with a suit of transforming power armor and sent to an alien planet by yourself with a mission to kill everything and you pick up powerups like energy tanks and wave beam along the way.

Metroid
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VectorChaos
11/12/18 8:29:14 AM
#115:


Man screams sons name over and over and over and over again...
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stone
11/12/18 8:30:12 AM
#116:


VectorChaos posted...
Man screams sons name over and over and over and over again...

Heavy rain, I think?
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
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Tsuyoi3
11/12/18 9:03:10 AM
#117:


A man tries desperately to obtain medication while consuming the souls of the deceased.

Pac-Man
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Dyinglegacy
11/12/18 9:06:40 AM
#118:


gikos posted...
so there is this dude who lost his wife and started using drugs to get over it and went on a vacation to a town and with his child while high


Silent hill?
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Irregardless
11/12/18 9:07:26 AM
#119:


Two brothers stomp on random animals while trying to rescue the girlfriend they share
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Tyranthraxus
11/12/18 9:08:23 AM
#120:


stone posted...


Tyranthraxus posted...
NES game where you're playing a woman with a suit of transforming power armor and sent to an alien planet by yourself with a mission to kill everything and you pick up powerups like energy tanks and wave beam along the way.

Metroid

Nope, not Metroid
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Alex1976
11/12/18 9:14:01 AM
#121:


Bipedal dog and hyperkinetic rabbit find out what happened to a frozen Bigfoot.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.
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stone
11/12/18 9:14:55 AM
#122:


Alex1976 posted...
Bipedal dog and hyperkinetic rabbit find out what happened to a frozen Bigfoot.

Sam & Max Hit the Road?
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
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VectorChaos
11/12/18 9:31:33 AM
#123:


stone posted...
VectorChaos posted...
Man screams sons name over and over and over and over again...

Heavy rain, I think?

Ding ding ding

Press X to Jason
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StickFigures720
11/12/18 9:33:56 AM
#124:


PTSD simulator
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DarkRoast
11/12/18 9:37:45 AM
#125:


StickFigures720 posted...
PTSD simulator


Spec Ops: The Line
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SpiralDrift
11/12/18 9:43:27 AM
#126:


Horny kid protects white girl from creepy black dudes trying to take her home with them.
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Mr_Biscuit
11/12/18 9:58:43 AM
#127:


Mr_Biscuit posted...
Werewolves

But actually

SEB7Z88

You guys can get this one
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Tyranthraxus
11/12/18 10:00:13 AM
#128:


Mr_Biscuit posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
Werewolves

But actually

SEB7Z88

You guys can get this one

I legitimately can't figure this one out. I'm trying to remember if Zombies ate my neighbors had werewolves in it or not.
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Mr_Biscuit
11/12/18 10:06:08 AM
#129:


Not sure what a good additional hint would be that doesnt give it away

Think about what the meme pic is
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DarkRoast
11/12/18 10:06:57 AM
#130:


Bloodborne
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Tyranthraxus
11/12/18 10:09:47 AM
#131:


Mr_Biscuit posted...
Not sure what a good additional hint would be that doesnt give it away

Think about what the meme pic is

So I just looked it up and Zombies ate my neighbors does in fact have werewolves in it but I doubt that's what the hint is about.
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IfGodCouldDie
11/12/18 10:13:21 AM
#132:


DarkRoast posted...
Bloodborne

This would make sense for that meme one
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DarkRoast
11/12/18 10:24:07 AM
#133:


Technically it's more accurate to say Werewolves but actually Space Cthulhu, but close enough I guess
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gikos
11/12/18 10:37:32 AM
#134:


guy goes to a bar for a drink but the bartender was closing so didn't get to enjoy to ale but in it's stead he found a thirst for something new to yearn for
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IfGodCouldDie
11/12/18 10:41:35 AM
#135:


Guy steals someone's identity and goes crazy because everyone at his work believes he's not as good as the person he was being trained to be.
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Mr_Biscuit
11/12/18 10:41:48 AM
#136:


DarkRoast posted...
Bloodborne

This was it!
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Mr_Biscuit
11/12/18 10:43:19 AM
#137:


DarkRoast posted...
Technically it's more accurate to say Werewolves but actually Space Cthulhu, but close enough I guess

I mean, in a way, but Space Cthulhu is still aliens.

They came from the sky and the celestial emissaries are textbook martians.
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VectorChaos
11/12/18 11:14:52 AM
#138:


Man literally too angry to die, Hell is scared.
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gikos
11/12/18 11:18:50 AM
#139:


VectorChaos posted...
Man literally too angry to die, Hell is scared.

doom
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SpiralDrift
11/12/18 11:20:26 AM
#140:


gikos posted...
guy goes to a bar for a drink but the bartender was closing so didn't get to enjoy to ale but in it's stead he found a thirst for something new to yearn for

Blood Omen
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gikos
11/12/18 11:26:39 AM
#141:


SpiralDrift posted...
gikos posted...
guy goes to a bar for a drink but the bartender was closing so didn't get to enjoy to ale but in it's stead he found a thirst for something new to yearn for

Blood Omen

correct
still has a great voice acting to this day imo
tho the control and load times suck
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HenryAllbright
11/12/18 11:29:24 AM
#142:


An alien creature obsesses over the colors of block-based abstract art while hallucinating on drugs.
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Alkaloid
11/12/18 11:30:32 AM
#143:


Albel-Nox posted...
In order to save a dying world, a girl and her companions journey across the world. After countless betrayals, the heroes learn that true power lies within Justice, love, and naming trees.

Tales of Symphonia, lol

A man travels a post apocalyptic world and destroys monsters in their lairs. He enters dreams, talks to animals, and saves the kingdom. In the end, he walks through space to destroy a demon by using the power of the phoenix.
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VectorChaos
11/12/18 11:31:18 AM
#144:


Man stops cult lead by space popes from activing galaxy-wide drink-the-koolaid device built to stop space zombies
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gikos
11/12/18 11:32:49 AM
#145:


VectorChaos posted...
Man stops cult lead by space popes from activing galaxy-wide drink-the-koolaid device built to stop space zombies

dead space?
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VectorChaos
11/12/18 11:34:08 AM
#146:


gikos posted...
VectorChaos posted...
Man stops cult lead by space popes from activing galaxy-wide drink-the-koolaid device built to stop space zombies

dead space?


Close.

Think funny pope hats.
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VectorChaos
11/12/18 11:35:34 AM
#147:


VectorChaos posted...
gikos posted...
VectorChaos posted...
Man stops cult lead by space popes from activing galaxy-wide drink-the-koolaid device built to stop space zombies

dead space?


Close.

Think funny pope hats.


Also this cult wants to drink the kool aid because they're bad translators.
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gikos
11/12/18 11:38:21 AM
#148:


VectorChaos posted...
VectorChaos posted...
gikos posted...
VectorChaos posted...
Man stops cult lead by space popes from activing galaxy-wide drink-the-koolaid device built to stop space zombies

dead space?


Close.

Think funny pope hats.


Also this cult wants to drink the kool aid because they're bad translators.

system shock is my last try
if not i give
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Mr_Biscuit
11/12/18 11:40:42 AM
#149:


VectorChaos posted...
Man stops cult lead by space popes from activing galaxy-wide drink-the-koolaid device built to stop space zombies

Halo
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VectorChaos
11/12/18 11:45:16 AM
#150:


Mr_Biscuit posted...
VectorChaos posted...
Man stops cult lead by space popes from activing galaxy-wide drink-the-koolaid device built to stop space zombies

Halo


Got it

8txiGBh

Maybe I should've said alien space popes
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