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DarkRoast
11/11/18 2:15:48 PM
#51:


HylianFox posted...
A man desperately tries to get laid


Summarize a game, not your autobiography
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
11/11/18 2:22:22 PM
#52:


HylianFox posted...
A man desperately tries to get laid


Leisure Suit Larry
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HylianFox
11/11/18 2:24:26 PM
#53:


DarkRoast posted...
HylianFox posted...
A man desperately tries to get laid


Summarize a game, not your autobiography

oh, such wit
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Unsugarized_Foo
11/11/18 2:31:56 PM
#54:


HylianFox posted...
A man desperately tries to get laid


AIM public chats
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"All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana
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SpiralDrift
11/11/18 2:44:01 PM
#55:


Goth man is pissed at his rich dad, runs around the mansion beating up all the servants.
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Do unto others what your parents did to you.
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gunplagirl
11/11/18 2:46:30 PM
#56:


Large chested girls wailing on each other
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Pew pew!
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masterpug53
11/11/18 2:47:05 PM
#57:


As a violent warlord who heartlessly devours the souls of your fallen enemies, your ultimate task is to slay the Son of God before he can cleanse the planet of sin and wickedness.
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Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
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HylianFox
11/11/18 2:48:07 PM
#58:


two teens fend off undead hordes with squirtguns
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masterpug53
11/11/18 2:49:51 PM
#59:


SpiralDrift posted...
Goth man is pissed at his rich dad, runs around the mansion beating up all the servants.


Symphony of the Night.
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SpiralDrift
11/11/18 2:50:23 PM
#60:


gunplagirl posted...
Large chested girls wailing on each other

Deed or Alive

HylianFox posted...
two teens fend off undead hordes with squirtguns

Zombies Ate My Neighbors
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SpiralDrift
11/11/18 2:50:35 PM
#61:


masterpug53 posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
Goth man is pissed at his rich dad, runs around the mansion beating up all the servants.


Symphony of the Night.

Yes.
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gunplagirl
11/11/18 2:51:38 PM
#62:


Blue creature has a need for speed
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Pew pew!
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gunplagirl
11/11/18 2:52:13 PM
#63:


SpiralDrift posted...
gunplagirl posted...
Large chested girls wailing on each other

Deed or Alive

HylianFox posted...
two teens fend off undead hordes with squirtguns

Zombies Ate My Neighbors

Nope though that applies
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HylianFox
11/11/18 2:54:58 PM
#64:


man overthrows druglord by dancing
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DarkRoast
11/11/18 2:57:15 PM
#66:


Godnorgosh posted...
Dildo-colored reptile collects floating jewelry to pay the bills and beats up the landlord to get his stuff back


Croc?
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DarkRoast
11/11/18 2:57:30 PM
#67:


HylianFox posted...
man overthrows druglord by dancing


DDR Mario Mix
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HylianFox
11/11/18 2:57:50 PM
#68:


DarkRoast posted...
HylianFox posted...
man overthrows druglord by dancing


DDR Mario Mix

nope
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Eat More Beef
11/11/18 3:03:10 PM
#70:


@DarkRoast posted...
Travel agent has a side job as the Grim Reaper


Grim Fandango?

Mine: two cups are forced into killing debt defaulters.
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DarkRoast
11/11/18 3:03:33 PM
#71:


Eat More Beef posted...
@DarkRoast posted...
Travel agent has a side job as the Grim Reaper


Grim Fandango?

Mine: two cups are forced into killing debt defaulters.


Yes

And Cuphead. Game is hella good.
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Irregardless
11/11/18 4:21:16 PM
#72:


Mister_Spyker posted...
Irregardless posted...
Zombies keep trying to start fires.

Is this Dark Souls?

Yes
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LinksLiege
11/11/18 4:26:24 PM
#73:


Reading Rainbow's gritty dark-fantasy reboot.
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YookaLaylee
11/11/18 5:08:29 PM
#74:


HylianFox posted...
A man desperately tries to get laid

Leisure suit larry
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bulletproofvita
11/11/18 5:11:15 PM
#75:


gikos posted...
so there is this dude who lost his wife and started using drugs to get over it and went on a vacation to a town and with his child while high

Silent Hill?
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Signatures are overrated.
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Eat More Beef
11/11/18 5:11:41 PM
#76:


A group of guys get together to play a sport that is occasionally ruined by an octopus trying to choke someone out.
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bulletproofvita
11/11/18 5:12:16 PM
#77:


Big ring object in space
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Signatures are overrated.
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MrMallard
11/11/18 5:14:54 PM
#78:


Scary buff man leaves a life of crime for the second time in his life to run an orphanage miles away from his hometown.

[Scene missing]

Scary buff man works to bring a rogue cell of the CIA down with the use of his underground connections. Also he beats up like 50 CIA grunts in a single fight.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
11/11/18 5:31:40 PM
#79:


bulletproofvita posted...
Big ring object in space


Halo?
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gikos
11/11/18 6:28:08 PM
#80:


bulletproofvita posted...
gikos posted...
so there is this dude who lost his wife and started using drugs to get over it and went on a vacation to a town and with his child while high

Silent Hill?

yep
man while the game didn't age well i still love it even with it's hammy voice acting
been replaying it this past week should be starting SH2 soon
Godnorgosh posted...
DarkRoast posted...
Godnorgosh posted...
Dildo-colored reptile collects floating jewelry to pay the bills and beats up the landlord to get his stuff back


Croc?


No

gex?
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davidg4l
11/11/18 7:31:17 PM
#81:


Irregardless posted...
davidg4l posted...
Guy shoots, burns alive, and left people to dehydrate in search for a dead guy living rent free inside his head.

Spec Ops


Correct.

Another one. Guy moves out of town after his brother is killed, moves back in, moves back out again when his other brother is arrested, moves back in again.
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RoboLaserGandhi
11/11/18 7:34:23 PM
#82:


Racoon runs shady mortgage operation on the new neighbor because he's a different species.
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VTBM
11/11/18 7:34:44 PM
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HylianFox
11/11/18 7:36:40 PM
#84:


RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Racoon runs shady mortgage operation on the new neighbor because he's a different species.

Animal Crossing
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
11/11/18 7:50:11 PM
#85:


VTBM posted...
You have to kill the bad guy


Combat?
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IfGodCouldDie
11/11/18 8:05:51 PM
#86:


RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Team of 4 US special forces operators "aids" rebels in overthrowing their oppressors by doing literally all the work.

Ghost Recon?
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Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:Paters1 IGN:SuperPattyCakes
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JimCarrysToe
11/11/18 8:29:06 PM
#87:


Guy steals litteraly everything from shops, terrorizes towns as a werewolf, and shouts zombies to death while completly forgeting that the world is about to end without his help.

.....or maybe that was just my playthrough. X3
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shokan_warrior
11/11/18 10:22:02 PM
#88:


Kid get lost in field trip then swallows bugs to find teacher and beat up an old man in a wheelchair
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Paragon21XX
11/11/18 10:40:36 PM
#90:


Guy is forcibly waken from a coma by a freedom fighter, and is made to fight a clone of his best friend and his entire army.
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Vertania
11/11/18 10:49:33 PM
#91:


Broke lawyer solves murders by soliciting help from underage girls. He eventually gets disbarred for forging evience and has a teenage girl start calling him "daddy" all the time.
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CTrunks
11/11/18 11:02:24 PM
#92:


Vertania posted...
Broke lawyer solves murders by soliciting help from underage girls. He eventually gets disbarred for forging evience and has a teenage girl start calling him "daddy" all the time.

Phoenix Wright (and Apollo Justice).

A shipwreck survivor wakes up on an island and quickly learns to hate owls.
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"Humanity: An easily-pissed-off drunk, made entirely of explosions."
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ohnoitschris
11/11/18 11:23:33 PM
#93:


CTrunks posted...
Vertania posted...
Broke lawyer solves murders by soliciting help from underage girls. He eventually gets disbarred for forging evience and has a teenage girl start calling him "daddy" all the time.

Phoenix Wright (and Apollo Justice).

A shipwreck survivor wakes up on an island and quickly learns to hate owls.


Link's Awakening
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Join the Nintendo Fun Club today, Mac!
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ohnoitschris
11/11/18 11:24:28 PM
#94:


A band plays some gigs and then ends up in Hell but gets out because they showed Satan how talented they are
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Join the Nintendo Fun Club today, Mac!
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stone
11/11/18 11:36:22 PM
#95:


You go to hell to save the president of the United States and to prevent him from getting married off to the devil's daughter.
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
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davidg4l
11/11/18 11:43:08 PM
#96:


ohnoitschris posted...
A band plays some gigs and then ends up in Hell but gets out because they showed Satan how talented they are


Brutal Legend?

stone posted...
You go to hell to save the president of the United States and to prevent him from getting married off to the devil's daughter.


Saints Row: Gat out of Hell
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GATTJT
11/12/18 12:15:25 AM
#97:


davidg4l posted...
ohnoitschris posted...
A band plays some gigs and then ends up in Hell but gets out because they showed Satan how talented they are


Brutal Legend?

Good guess, but I think it's Guitar Hero 3.
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gunplagirl
11/12/18 12:20:53 AM
#98:


Only became a hit because it played 'Always' by Erasure during gameplay
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Pew pew!
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gunplagirl
11/12/18 12:22:58 AM
#99:


The main villain was the comic relief character the whole time
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Tyranthraxus
11/12/18 12:23:01 AM
#100:


NES game where you're playing a woman with a suit of transforming power armor and sent to an alien planet by yourself with a mission to kill everything and you pick up powerups like energy tanks and wave beam along the way.
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