Board 8 > Why did they lose? Ness, Charizard, Ike, Isaac

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11/07/18 7:04:18 PM
#1:


The Rules
1. Explain why each character (or just one) lost his or her match. The explanation can be based on either the loser or the winner.
2. Anything to the effect of "fewer votes" will be disregarded.
3. Vote for the explanation you think is best.
4. Don't reuse an explanation from another day.
5. If there's a tie, I'll cast the tiebreaker vote.

Yesterday's Matches
Ness lost to 2B
Charizard lost to Bowser
Ike lost to Phoenix Wright
Isaac lost to Kirby


Previous Answers
http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F

Yesterday's Answers
Sora lost because... Red is mute. Sora unfortunately talks (ZeldaTPLink)
Crash Bandicoot lost because... Bandicoot Boss is a terrible nickname. (Unbridled9)
Yuna lost because... The voters were told to stay away from the summoner (_SecretSquirrel)
Bomberman lost because... Bomberman bombs blocks. Kefka bombs planets (Pirateking2000)


Yesterday's Runners-up
Sora lost because... Sora lost because Kingdom Hearts is Dark-Type (Kamekguy) / There are dark type Pokemon, but there are no light type Pokemon. Sora stood no chance (Hbthebattle) / Did you seriously think a kid whose greatest accomplishments involve defeating nobodies could handle a champion?
Crash Bandicoot lost because... No runner-up
Yuna lost because... Her plan sucked compared to The Plan (OrangeCrush980)
Bomberman lost because... No runner-up

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OrangeCrush980
11/07/18 7:06:44 PM
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Charizard lost because the hottest thing in this match was Bowsette.
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_PandaMaster_
11/07/18 7:10:28 PM
#3:


Ike lost because he said he fights for his friends, but Phoenix....OBJECTED!
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ZeldaTPLink
11/07/18 7:10:49 PM
#4:


Kirby absorbed the Grinch and stole Isaac's christmas.
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ZenOfThunder
11/07/18 7:11:39 PM
#5:


Ike lost because:

lNQc6z0
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Johnbobb
11/07/18 7:26:39 PM
#6:


ZenOfThunder posted...
Ike lost because:

lNQc6z0

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Johnbobb
11/07/18 7:27:04 PM
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hey @ZenOfThunder what program did you use to make that?
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Johnbobb
11/07/18 7:28:35 PM
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Kirby is the hero of Smash Bros., of course he wouldn't lose a lowly assist trophy
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GavsEvans123
11/07/18 7:29:00 PM
#9:


Isaac had the bad luck of going up against the only Smash character who's still alive.

I'll vote for the gif as well.
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Johnbobb
11/07/18 7:30:02 PM
#10:


Ness lost to 2B because
"It's pretty clear that people seem to prefer a character that is essentially fap-bait and relevancy than a iconic protagonist, which is sickening to say at least." -Seikon_No_Qwase
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Johnbobb
11/07/18 7:32:39 PM
#11:


Charizard lost to Bowser because he has a history of being weak to giant turtles
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Heroic Bigpun
11/07/18 7:33:53 PM
#12:


ZenOfThunder posted...
Ike lost because:

lNQc6z0

Are you kidding me?
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Unbridled9
11/07/18 7:36:04 PM
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Ness lost because... The vote took place in a land where 'yes' means 'no' and vice-versa.

Charizard lost because... Bowser is a Dragon Type.

Ike lost because... Phoenix was on Phoenix mode.

Isaac lost because... He's an assist trophy. Kirby is an actual character.
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Pirateking2000
11/07/18 7:38:10 PM
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Ness lost because dat ass blew his mind

Johnbobb posted...
Charizard lost to Bowser because he has a history of being weak to giant turtles


Ike lost because people didn't like him enough

Isaac lost because Kirby wasn't able to save him from getting BEAM'd into an assist trophy
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garetha200
11/07/18 7:38:24 PM
#15:


Charizard lost because he wasn't a grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss
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_SecretSquirrel
11/07/18 7:39:15 PM
#16:


ZenOfThunder posted...
Ike lost because:

lNQc6z0

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Johnbobb
11/07/18 7:40:55 PM
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oh my god we already have three different "Kirby survived but Isaac is an assist trophy" lines
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Rthan
11/07/18 7:45:40 PM
#18:


Pirateking2000 posted...
Ness lost because dat ass blew his mind

ZenOfThunder posted...
Ike lost because:

lNQc6z0

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Captain_Sorzo
11/07/18 7:55:59 PM
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Ike tried to use a Phoenix Down, but it was overruled.
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ZenOfThunder
11/07/18 7:56:17 PM
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Johnbobb posted...
hey @ZenOfThunder what program did you use to make that?


I rip videos and gifs with JDownloader, import them into Premiere Pro CC 2015, do my editing, do some of the special effects in Photoshop, then I export it as a .mov and convert it with GIFRocket.

if you're on windows apparently Premiere exports GIFs by default so you don't need that extra step
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OrangeCrush980
11/07/18 8:04:21 PM
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Johnbobb posted...
Ness lost to 2B because
"It's pretty clear that people seem to prefer a character that is essentially fap-bait and relevancy than a iconic protagonist, which is sickening to say at least." -Seikon_No_Qwase

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11/07/18 10:00:20 PM
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SuperNiceDog
11/07/18 10:09:42 PM
#23:


Ness lost because 2b is anime waifu
Charizard lost because Bowser was too big
Ike lost because Phoenix got popular?
Isaac lost because Kirby sucked him in.
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Haste_2
11/07/18 10:33:40 PM
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MINE are the best time to domiante

Ness lost cause he ran out of pizza!111
Charizard lost because he has no spiky shell!!!!1111
Ike lost because Phoenix's finger is sharper than Ike's sword!!!111
Isaac lost because Kirby sacrificed him!1111
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11/07/18 11:03:55 PM
#25:


6 Votes
lNQc6z0 (ZenOfThunder)

2 Votes
Charizard lost to Bowser because he has a history of being weak to giant turtles (Johnbobb)
Ness lost because dat ass blew his mind (Pirateking2000)
"It's pretty clear that people seem to prefer a character that is essentially fap-bait and relevancy than a iconic protagonist, which is sickening to say at least." (Seikon_No_Qwase)

1 Vote
Ness
The vote took place in a land where 'yes' means 'no' and vice-versa (Unbridled9)
Ness lost because 2b is anime waifu (SuperNiceDog)
Ness lost cause he ran out of pizza!111 (Haste_2)

Charizard
Charizard lost because the hottest thing in this match was Bowsette (OrangeCrush980)
Bowser is a Dragon Type (Unbridled9)
Charizard lost because he wasn't a grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss (garetha200)
Charizard lost because Bowser was too big (SuperNiceDog)
Charizard lost because he has no spiky shell!!!!1111 (Haste_2)

Ike
Ike lost because he said he fights for his friends, but Phoenix....OBJECTED! (_PandaMaster_)
Phoenix was on Phoenix mode (Unbridled9)
Ike lost because people didn't like him enough (Pirateking2000)
Ike tried to use a Phoenix Down, but it was overruled (Captain_Sorzo)
Ike lost because Phoenix got popular? (SuperNiceDog)
Ike lost because Phoenix's finger is sharper than Ike's sword!!!111 (Haste_2)

Isaac
Kirby absorbed the Grinch and stole Isaac's christmas (ZeldaTPLink)
Kirby is the hero of Smash Bros., of course he wouldn't lose a lowly assist trophy (Johnbobb)
Isaac had the bad luck of going up against the only Smash character who's still alive. (GavsEvans123)
He's an assist trophy. Kirby is an actual character. (Unbridled9)
Isaac lost because Kirby wasn't able to save him from getting BEAM'd into an assist trophy (Pirateking2000)
Isaac lost because Kirby sucked him in (SuperNiceDog)
Isaac lost because Kirby sacrificed him!1111 (Haste_2)
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Savas
11/07/18 11:06:55 PM
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Ness lost because he didn't have the booty.
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slykirby
11/07/18 11:22:32 PM
#27:


Johnbobb posted...
Ness lost to 2B because
"It's pretty clear that people seem to prefer a character that is essentially fap-bait and relevancy than a iconic protagonist, which is sickening to say at least." -Seikon_No_Qwase
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ZenOfThunder
11/07/18 11:23:18 PM
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slykirby posted...
Johnbobb posted...
Ness lost to 2B because
"It's pretty clear that people seem to prefer a character that is essentially fap-bait and relevancy than a iconic protagonist, which is sickening to say at least." -Seikon_No_Qwase

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UF8
11/07/18 11:52:28 PM
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Haste_2 posted...
MINE are the best time to domiante

Ness lost cause he ran out of pizza!111
Charizard lost because he has no spiky shell!!!!1111
Ike lost because Phoenix's finger is sharper than Ike's sword!!!111
Isaac lost because Kirby sacrificed him!1111

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darkbuster
11/08/18 12:36:38 AM
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Ness:

Ness cannot grasp the true form of 2B's booty.

Charizard:

Bowser is more of a dragon, than Charizard could ever hope to be.

Ike:

Ike claims to fight for his friends, but when it comes down to it, Kirby has to do the real work.

Isaac:

Kirby may not have psynergy, but everyone knows to MOVE out his way.
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MetalmindStats
11/08/18 4:51:35 AM
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garetha200 posted...
Charizard lost because he wasn't a grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss

ZenOfThunder posted...
Ike lost because:

lNQc6z0
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Raka_Putra
11/08/18 6:17:54 AM
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Isaac because he was also pulverized by the light.
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OrangeCrush980
11/08/18 7:57:24 AM
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Haste_2 posted...
Ike lost because Phoenix's finger is sharper than Ike's sword!!!111

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Kahtra
11/08/18 9:06:15 AM
#34:


Rthan posted...
Pirateking2000 posted...
Ness lost because dat ass blew his mind

ZenOfThunder posted...
Ike lost because:

lNQc6z0


Charizard lost because... Bowser is a Dragon Type. - Unbridled9
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11/08/18 10:46:27 AM
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11/08/18 12:40:50 PM
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handsomeboy2012
11/08/18 12:41:40 PM
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MetalmindStats posted...
garetha200 posted...
Charizard lost because he wasn't a grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss

ZenOfThunder posted...
Ike lost because:

lNQc6z0
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Exodecai
11/08/18 12:47:52 PM
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Charizard lost to Bowser because he has a history of being weak to giant turtles (Johnbobb)

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Aysander
11/08/18 1:17:42 PM
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Charizard lost because Bowser decided to break the rules; he places FOUR layers of Stealth Rock.
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igordebraga
11/08/18 1:46:16 PM
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Ness lost because dat ass blew his mind (although the topic on that quote made laugh a lot)

Phoenix's finger is sharper than Ike's sword (Zen's gif would get my vote, but it already won,let's support a runner-up)

Charizard has a history of being weak to giant turtles.

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11/08/18 6:06:00 PM
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