Current Events > If you aren't comfortable being naked in your own residence

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Why?

I'm talking about dick swinging, walking around the kitchen, playing video games on the couch nekkid.

Couple things. I don't EVER walk around in my kitchen naked, flying hot bacon grease is not acceptable on my dick and/or balls

I like my furniture to not smell like farts and be covered with stray ass and ball hair.
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I didn't say to cook your weiner. And wtf why are you shedding

I am naked but now I kinda have to wear some clothes depening on how cold it is, but I do cook naked and stuff, my chest and tummy has gotten some oil splatters
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Yeah no. Unless I'm humping the wife, I'm generally clothed. Too hairy to be doing that all the time.
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I do this all the time, it's awkward when someone with a key to your place shows up unexpectedly and you have to run to your room and lock the door with food cooking in the kitchen, but other than that it's the best.

Spreading ass smell all over the place, nasty
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Because i live in my parents place and that would be awkward as hell.
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I shit and piss and cream my bread and I roll around in it

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Spreading ass smell all over the place, nasty

You think he's kidding, but he is not, you can smell your ass everywhere you sit.

bknight posted...

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Spreading ass smell all over the place, nasty

You think he's kidding, but he is not, you can smell your ass everywhere you sit.

...so, you guys dont wash orrrrr?

And I mean wash. Like wash good. Get IN THERE good.
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bknight posted...

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Spreading ass smell all over the place, nasty

You think he's kidding, but he is not, you can smell your ass everywhere you sit.

Jesus christ guys, fucking clean yourselves
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TCs home smells like ass but he doesn't notice it, like when people cook and don't notice they smell like their cooking
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FF_Redux posted...

bknight posted...

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Spreading ass smell all over the place, nasty

You think he's kidding, but he is not, you can smell your ass everywhere you sit.

Jesus christ guys, fucking clean yourselves

People don't shower after every poop, it's the lack of underwear catching the residual that is the biggest problem.

It's inappropriate unless you live alone or only with a significant other. Shouldn't be doing that shit with your kids, parents, siblings, roomates, friends etc around.
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Spreading ass smell all over the place, nasty

The couch probably gets the worst of it. No way would I sit on it.
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you know when you're on the toilet and you leave ass sweat and a hair or two on the back side of the seat? that's basically your house if you're naked all the time
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ThyCorndog posted...

you know when you're on the toilet and you leave ass sweat and a hair or two on the back side of the seat? that's basically your house if you're naked all the time

Definitely dont leave that on my toilet. Fucking clean and groom omg
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Damn, CE is full of unclean slobs.
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i'm a guy I don't shave my ass
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I'll usually wear very light clothing around the house but sleep nude. The main problem with walking around naked is just that I have to be paranoid about having all the windows closed.
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What if Im a nevernude?
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I don't feel comfortable just because you can see into the house from the front window and the kitchen window (on the first floor) and the two bedrooms upstairs are like even with the neighbors' backyards so...
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Hexenherz posted...

I don't feel comfortable just because you can see into the house from the front window and the kitchen window (on the first floor) and the two bedrooms upstairs are like even with the neighbors' backyards so...

Be proud of it friend.
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i dunno i get cold.
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Depends.

1. Is it cold.

2. Is anyone else there?

Even if it's my own house I don't want to make friends uncomfortable by them waking up to my naked ass making breakfast.
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It's physically uncomfortable for me. Im skinny and live in Michigan. It's cold more than not. Also the huge window on my porch is 4 feet from where I sit. A lot of family and friends look into the window first when they come over...I fuckin hate it but I always forget to bitch about it.
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I don't find it comfy at all to use furniture naked

If I'm wrapped in a blanket sure but butt ass naked sitting on my couch or chair?

No thanks
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I have a first floor apartment on main street in town, and even though I have all my windows covered there is always a chance people could see in...
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I have self-image and self-esteem problems so, even though I'm aware I look much better than I think I look, that poisonous side of my mind wins out here.
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@Awesome
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do you not have windows
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Do you not have blinds/shutters?

that's a good question actually. do you just keep your blinds closed all day if you're always naked at home?
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I walk around naked in my room late at night, but that's about it.
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kirbymuncher posted...

do you not have windows

I mean, if they see me naked, its really just a win for them.

They can look away or stare Im not gonna change what Im doing. Might look em dead in the eye.
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sometime I let loose a squealer at night and don't wanna risk it