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SableWolfAngel
10/04/18 5:10:37 PM
#51:


hollow_shrine posted...
I love how Abed has game for days but only chooses to activate it when he's method acting. And Annie seems skittish, but is only until you push her and then she jumps in with both feet. And really those hidden depths are kind of suggested from the first season.

Oh man, Community. It's like all I want from television.


I have a prop from the sixth season that I bought at auction. It comes with a certificate of authenticity and everything!

Kineth posted...
Why do you have cum and dicks censored?!


Just being cautious. Don't want to get modded for being too graphic.

RiderofHogs posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
Thanks! I think it's hot, too!

Luckily I get both since the DM is my boyfriend so there's no tension or problem if either of us gets turned on enough by it to need some relief.

In front of everyone else!?


In front of who? Me and the DM are the only ones playing.

Foppe posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
Sometimes, but usually not. He's in it for the story more than anything else. It turns him on, but after the session is over he goes back to normal.

You should dress up as your character and surprise him with a larp some time ;)


We've done LARPing before, but it gets kinda awkward when we gotta roll the dice in the middle of doing something.
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Kineth
10/04/18 5:14:08 PM
#52:


SableWolfAngel posted...
Kineth posted...
Why do you have cum and dicks censored?!


Just being cautious. Don't want to get modded for being too graphic.


I'll be the first one bitching about it if you do get modded. Or at least, I'll be complaining about it as soon as I'm aware of a travesty of censorship.
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Foppe
10/04/18 5:14:18 PM
#53:


Skip the dices and have fun instead.
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DragonGirlYuki
10/04/18 5:23:59 PM
#54:


Have you thought of joining the unofficial D&D community board on GameFAQs?
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SableWolfAngel
10/04/18 5:25:05 PM
#55:


hollow_shrine posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
Does that give you a good idea about the campaign?

It does. And it's kind of broken my mind a little bit because of the degree to which the insistence on erotic encounter is warping the narrative here. It's one thing to distract the guards and give your rogue the chance to set up a perfect assassination attempt. It'd be another to convince the guards to remove their gear and then catch them with their literal pants down and dispose of them. Like I know how that plays mechanically. Roll some Dance, deceive, etc., while your party rolls sneak and so on.

But to carry out the entire sexual assault and then, and then continue the campaign as though this were a combat success? What the fuck?

And why on Earth would you actually describe the assault. I mean, the guards seee your forest elf and apparently a toggle flips immediately switching them from 'guard mode' to 'rapist mode.' This setting has the narrative logic of hentai from the nineties. This is all just to say, this is probably not for me.


I'm telling you what happened, not what I tried. I tried to trick them into taking their clothes and gear off so they'd be easy to attack or incapacitate, but my gear was damaged in transit so I didn't have it on me so I would have been killed if I tried to attack them without my own weapons. I tried to use deception to lure them away and then I would have run away myself, but I failed my roll and they they didn't buy it. I tried to struggle free after they grabbed me, but my I have nothing in my Strength Modifier so I couldn't overpower them. My party members were wounded and didn't have some of their gear either so a sneak attack would have failed. I did the best I could with what little I could do.

As for the guards, it's supposed to represent how guards were like back then. Plenty of guards were creeps and crooks or abused their power. It would be easy to rob or rape or murder someone without the consequences we face now in the modern world. I've met plenty of guards who were nice or normal or just wanted to be bribed. Not all of them do that, some of them have helped me. This one guard found me and my one party member unconscious after a forest fire, took us to his base, questioned what the hell happened, and once he knew we weren't a danger, had his Cleric heal my Ranger because she was on the brink of death, gathered our things from where the fire was, and escorted us back to safety, but warned us not to cause any more trouble. But still, there are corrupt guards who will do bad stuff because they can. It's a weakness that can be exploited. I'd rather get raped and escape than get captured and killed by competent guards. It's all a part of the story and I love the sexy parts the most.
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RiderofHogs
10/04/18 5:27:29 PM
#56:


SableWolfAngel posted...
I have a prop from the sixth season that I bought at auction. It comes with a certificate of authenticity and everything!

Was it the Pulp Fiction prop briefcase from My Dinner with Andre with Abed?
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SableWolfAngel
10/04/18 5:28:03 PM
#57:


charey posted...
Have you seduced a dragon yet?


NO. That thing would kill me, man!!

marthsheretoo posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
HELL YEAH!!! I just got it recently and we're using it!! It was expensive, but I love it! Nice to see someone in the know :DDD


Expensive? Sable, you could have just used a free pdf :(

Sounds like a fun campaign tbh. I always wanted to play a tantric monk but my DM never signed off on it.


That's piracy and I like owning the physical book.

It's the most fun! Your DM needs to let loose and let you be you, dude.

Axiom posted...
This sounds like the D&D version of cybering and something that can only be played with other people you're ok having real sex with cause that's the only way this will end >_>


You're not wrong.

Kineth posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
Kineth posted...
Why do you have cum and dicks censored?!


Just being cautious. Don't want to get modded for being too graphic.


I'll be the first one bitching about it if you do get modded. Or at least, I'll be complaining about it as soon as I'm aware of a travesty of censorship.


Yeah!! Fight the power!! FUCK DA POLEEC!!!!
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RiderofHogs
10/04/18 5:28:39 PM
#58:


SableWolfAngel posted...
In front of who? Me and the DM are the only ones playing.

Seems pretty boring with only two people. Hot sure, but boring gameplaywise.
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Kineth
10/04/18 5:29:00 PM
#59:


SableWolfAngel posted...
Yeah!! Fight the power!! FUCK DA POLEEC!!!!


The rivers will run red with the blood of the bourgeoisie.
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SableWolfAngel
10/04/18 5:33:06 PM
#60:


Foppe posted...
Skip the dices and have fun instead.
alea iacta est


I prefer this. He's not as horny as me so I need this outlet to feel good. I think it's been a week or two since we've had sex so... you know.

DragonGirlYuki posted...
Have you thought of joining the unofficial D&D community board on GameFAQs?


That's a thing?? Show meeeeee!!

RiderofHogs posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
I have a prop from the sixth season that I bought at auction. It comes with a certificate of authenticity and everything!

Was it the Pulp Fiction prop briefcase from My Dinner with Andre with Abed?


TOPPEST KEK

RiderofHogs posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
In front of who? Me and the DM are the only ones playing.

Seems pretty boring with only two people. Hot sure, but boring gameplaywise.


It's anything but! I'm on the run from mercenaries! They're trying to capture the one Cleric and do experiments on her special magic! I've had to kick this one high level Wizard's ass, like, 5 times already before I actually knocked him out! I've almost died lots of times! It's full of suspense and fun in between the sexy bits.
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SableWolfAngel
10/04/18 5:36:03 PM
#61:


Kineth posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
Yeah!! Fight the power!! FUCK DA POLEEC!!!!


The rivers will run red with the blood of the bourgeoisie.


I thank you, Comrade.
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V-E-G-Y-
10/04/18 5:39:48 PM
#62:


I've read an erotic story about two busty hot girls playing dis with 3 nerds lol
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SableWolfAngel
10/04/18 5:41:33 PM
#63:


V-E-G-Y- posted...
I've read an erotic story about two busty hot girls playing dis with 3 nerds lol


You're full of it, vegy.
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DragonGirlYuki
10/04/18 5:48:46 PM
#64:


SableWolfAngel posted...
That's a thing?? Show meeeeee!!

Check your PMs.
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RiderofHogs
10/04/18 5:59:11 PM
#65:


SableWolfAngel posted...
It's anything but! I'm on the run from mercenaries! They're trying to capture the one Cleric and do experiments on her special magic! I've had to kick this one high level Wizard's ass, like, 5 times already before I actually knocked him out! I've almost died lots of times! It's full of suspense and fun in between the sexy bits.

Yeah, but D&D is more of a group game.
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SableWolfAngel
10/04/18 6:01:50 PM
#66:


RiderofHogs posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
It's anything but! I'm on the run from mercenaries! They're trying to capture the one Cleric and do experiments on her special magic! I've had to kick this one high level Wizard's ass, like, 5 times already before I actually knocked him out! I've almost died lots of times! It's full of suspense and fun in between the sexy bits.

Yeah, but D&D is more of a group game.


It is, but it doesn't have to be. It can still be fun with just the two of us. We're having a ton of fun so it can't be that boring.
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RiderofHogs
10/04/18 6:06:02 PM
#67:


SableWolfAngel posted...
RiderofHogs posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
It's anything but! I'm on the run from mercenaries! They're trying to capture the one Cleric and do experiments on her special magic! I've had to kick this one high level Wizard's ass, like, 5 times already before I actually knocked him out! I've almost died lots of times! It's full of suspense and fun in between the sexy bits.

Yeah, but D&D is more of a group game.


It is, but it doesn't have to be. It can still be fun with just the two of us. We're having a ton of fun so it can't be that boring.

I guess, but you should invite another couple to play and make it more fun.
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SableWolfAngel
10/04/18 6:08:23 PM
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I've already asked him about bringing another player in and he said he'd be uncomfortable with doing with anyone besides me.
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thelovefist
10/04/18 6:16:35 PM
#69:


Kineth posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
Kineth posted...
Why do you have cum and dicks censored?!


Just being cautious. Don't want to get modded for being too graphic.


I'll be the first one bitching about it if you do get modded. Or at least, I'll be complaining about it as soon as I'm aware of a travesty of censorship.

Well won't that make all the world of difference then...

Get a load of this fucking guy.
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RiderofHogs
10/04/18 6:17:22 PM
#70:


SableWolfAngel posted...
I've already asked him about bringing another player in and he said he'd be uncomfortable with doing with anyone besides me.

That is why I said couple. One person alone would make it weird. But a couple makes it fun.
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joestarrr
10/04/18 6:18:50 PM
#71:


RiderofHogs posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
I've already asked him about bringing another player in and he said he'd be uncomfortable with doing with anyone besides me.

That is why I said couple. One person alone would make it weird. But a couple makes it fun.


Yeah this seems like a really fun thing to do as a couple
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SableWolfAngel
10/04/18 8:02:46 PM
#72:


RiderofHogs posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
I've already asked him about bringing another player in and he said he'd be uncomfortable with doing with anyone besides me.

That is why I said couple. One person alone would make it weird. But a couple makes it fun.

joestarrr posted...
RiderofHogs posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
I've already asked him about bringing another player in and he said he'd be uncomfortable with doing with anyone besides me.

That is why I said couple. One person alone would make it weird. But a couple makes it fun.


Yeah this seems like a really fun thing to do as a couple


I kind of prefer that it's just us two. We can play three or four times a week without having to wait on other people and we know our own limits which might be an issue for a couple who has stricter limits, i.e. the assault stuff. I like how it is right now.
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Dash_Harber
10/04/18 8:03:29 PM
#73:


SableWolfAngel posted...

So, would you guys ever participate in a campaign of this nature?


Probably not. I don't think I have any friends I'd be comfortable roleplaying sex with.
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PhazonReborn
10/04/18 8:16:00 PM
#74:


Not gonna lie.

This is arousing
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SableWolfAngel
10/04/18 8:25:17 PM
#75:


Dash_Harber posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...

So, would you guys ever participate in a campaign of this nature?


Probably not. I don't think I have any friends I'd be comfortable roleplaying sex with.


It's not for everyone, that's for sure.

PhazonReborn posted...
Not gonna lie.

This is arousing


Good! It's meant to be!
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Iron-Tarkus
10/04/18 9:36:37 PM
#76:


SableWolfAngel posted...
We should compare notes!

I don't have any. We aren't that far along and there's no overarching plot yet.

They're quick one off sessions. We talked about doing more with it but he's pretty busy. Friends running Curse of Strahd, anothers doing a home made campaign, and he's setting up a Warhammer 40k campaign already.

It's much easier to just go 'hey got an hour and want to 'fight' a werewolf ;)"
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spanky1
10/05/18 12:39:07 PM
#77:


So it took a while to get there but yeah I finally understand what's going on. Man you did not explain it well in the first post at all. The first post made it sound creepy. So you and your significant other are roleplaying erotic DnD together. That sounds pretty awesome, actually.
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CmndrHurricane
10/05/18 1:10:08 PM
#78:


joestarrr posted...
Oh that sounds intriguing! Always wanted to play D&D in general but I dont know anyone who would even be willing to show me anything or include me lol

there are ways to play online
https://www.reddit.com/r/lfg/
https://app.roll20.net/forum/category/22
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SableWolfAngel
10/06/18 8:58:17 PM
#79:


Iron-Tarkus posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
We should compare notes!

I don't have any. We aren't that far along and there's no overarching plot yet.

They're quick one off sessions. We talked about doing more with it but he's pretty busy. Friends running Curse of Strahd, anothers doing a home made campaign, and he's setting up a Warhammer 40k campaign already.

It's much easier to just go 'hey got an hour and want to 'fight' a werewolf ;)"


That werewolf part got my attention...

spanky1 posted...
So it took a while to get there but yeah I finally understand what's going on. Man you did not explain it well in the first post at all. The first post made it sound creepy. So you and your significant other are roleplaying erotic DnD together. That sounds pretty awesome, actually.


I guess I could have explained it better, but this is my first campaign so I'm not sure how self explanatory any of it was. Glad you think it's awesome, though!
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UnfairRepresent
10/06/18 9:07:59 PM
#80:


What happens if you keep rolling 1s during sex?
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IfGodCouldDie
10/06/18 9:10:42 PM
#82:


So, you and another person are basically just writing a spy thriller erotica based in medieval times?
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Mareen
10/06/18 9:13:36 PM
#83:


Was it awkward at first?
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UnfairRepresent
10/06/18 9:39:30 PM
#84:


Wow that guys post got moderated

It was funny too
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SableWolfAngel
10/06/18 11:20:38 PM
#85:


UnfairRepresent posted...
What happens if you keep rolling 1s during sex?


Depends on the context. It could mean you orgasm right away or you have trouble orgasming. The session we just finished had the one NPC roll pretty badly so he stuck it in my character's butt by accident.

IfGodCouldDie posted...
So, you and another person are basically just writing a spy thriller erotica based in medieval times?


You could think of it like that, but it's more of an adventure than a bunch of covert missions.

Mareen posted...
Was it awkward at first?


Nope, it was fun from the start.

UnfairRepresent posted...
Wow that guys post got moderated

It was funny too


What did he say?
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Foppe
10/07/18 2:07:00 AM
#86:


SableWolfAngel posted...
Depends on the context. It could mean you orgasm right away or you have trouble orgasming. The session we just finished had the one NPC roll pretty badly so he stuck it in my character's butt by accident

By accident
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TheDogfather
10/07/18 9:49:50 AM
#87:


hawt
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AwesomeOSauce
10/07/18 9:53:50 AM
#88:


Is it all dudes playing? Hard pass.
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Foppe
10/07/18 9:55:09 AM
#89:


AwesomeOSauce posted...
Is it all dudes playing? Hard pass.

TC is a girl.
She plays it with his boyfriend.
I know that these things can be hard to read in a topic with more than two messages.
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Vyrulisse
10/07/18 10:08:47 AM
#90:


Similar but not the same. My Skyrim and Fallout playthroughs are full of erotic modifications for either romance or to make the worlds more dangerous to wander in.
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SableWolfAngel
10/07/18 11:08:03 AM
#91:


Foppe posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
Depends on the context. It could mean you orgasm right away or you have trouble orgasming. The session we just finished had the one NPC roll pretty badly so he stuck it in my character's butt by accident

By accident


That's what the DM said happened so I gotta believe him :P

TheDogfather posted...
hawt


It sure is!

Vyrulisse posted...
Similar but not the same. My Skyrim and Fallout playthroughs are full of erotic modifications for either romance or to make the worlds more dangerous to wander in.


I've heard of those mods! They seem like they'd spice up the game a lot. That's really cool!
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UnfairRepresent
10/07/18 11:10:38 AM
#92:


SableWolfAngel posted...
so he stuck it in my character's butt by accident.

How is that possible?

SableWolfAngel posted...


What did he say?

He quoted my post and linked to an article about a man who agonizingly broke his penis while having sex.
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SableWolfAngel
10/07/18 11:17:01 AM
#93:


UnfairRepresent posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
so he stuck it in my character's butt by accident.

How is that possible?

SableWolfAngel posted...


What did he say?

He quoted my post and linked to an article about a man who agonizingly broke his penis while having sex.


What do you mean "How is that possible?" My character has normal parts so her butt is located next to her genitals and he rolled bad so he went a little too high.

Oooooooh. Too bad. Sounds like an interesting article.
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Foppe
10/07/18 12:02:05 PM
#94:


Vyrulisse posted...
Similar but not the same. My Skyrim and Fallout playthroughs are full of erotic modifications for either romance or to make the worlds more dangerous to wander in.

I heard about a New Vegas mod where the enemies randomly will rape your character.
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Vyrulisse
10/07/18 3:14:20 PM
#95:


Foppe posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
Similar but not the same. My Skyrim and Fallout playthroughs are full of erotic modifications for either romance or to make the worlds more dangerous to wander in.

I heard about a New Vegas mod where the enemies randomly will rape your character.

It can happen but you can set triggers for when/if it even happens. Such as if you're weakened etc.
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VGCThirteen
10/07/18 3:28:31 PM
#96:


Roll for anal circumference.
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Iron-Tarkus
10/07/18 3:46:50 PM
#97:


VGCThirteen posted...
Roll for anal circumference.

DnD not Fatal
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DragonGirlYuki
10/07/18 9:35:57 PM
#98:


SableWolfAngel posted...
Depends on the context. It could mean you orgasm right away or you have trouble orgasming. The session we just finished had the one NPC roll pretty badly so he stuck it in my character's butt by accident.

I got a good laugh at this one.
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JimCarrysToe
10/07/18 9:57:09 PM
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SableWolfAngel posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...

Dunno what you guys are on about.

There's a bit in FFVII where your sluty female companion has snuck into a rich Don's mansion posing as a whore.

You don't know why so you (a male) and the other female companion also decide to pose as whores, infiltrate his mansion and find out what's going on.

How successful you are depends on how good your female disguise is. If it's really good he falls for you and tries to make out with you on a bed

If your disguise sucks then you have to murder everyone


Oooooooh. Yeah, kinda like that! Only replace "make out" with "the government official sticks his **** in my character's *** and then gets his *** all over the place".

Kineth posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
Kineth posted...
When can I join.


Haha, I don't think we could incorporate another player that easily. But I wish you could watch!


Set up the webcam and I think that'll work. ;D


You think people would want to watch two nerds throw dice for an hour?

I'd watch ya'll play! I've watched a goth dude slowly eat a potato for an hour lol
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SableWolfAngel
10/08/18 5:21:49 PM
#100:


Vyrulisse posted...
Foppe posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
Similar but not the same. My Skyrim and Fallout playthroughs are full of erotic modifications for either romance or to make the worlds more dangerous to wander in.

I heard about a New Vegas mod where the enemies randomly will rape your character.

It can happen but you can set triggers for when/if it even happens. Such as if you're weakened etc.


I gotta see this!!

JimCarrysToe posted...
I'd watch ya'll play! I've watched a goth dude slowly eat a potato for an hour lol


Dude, that's really freaky O.o
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SableWolfAngel
10/09/18 11:24:56 AM
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