Current Events > Stormy: "[Trump has] a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart"

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Bio1590
09/18/18 7:58:29 AM
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/18/stormy-daniels-tell-all-book-on-trump-salacious-detail-and-claims-of-cheating

Relevant part:

The memoir narrates Daniels first experiences as a stripper while still in high school, and how she broke into the porn industry, through which she rose to become an award-winning director, writer and star.

It was in that role that Daniels attended a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, California, in 2006, where she and two colleagues greeted golfers between holes. There she first sees Trump: He had a red cap, a Trump crest as a placeholder for the MAGA slogan not one of us could see coming.

Trumps bodyguard invites Daniels to dinner, which turns out to be an invitation to Trumps penthouse, she writes, in a description of alleged events that Daniels has disclosed previously but which in the book are rendered with new and lurid detail. She describes Trumps penis as smaller than average but not freakishly small.

He knows he has an unusual penis, Daniels writes. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool

I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

It may have been the least impressive sex Id ever had, but clearly, he didnt share that opinion.

Daniels alleged relationship with Trump included one moment in 2007, she writes, in which she is with Trump in a hotel room watching a Shark Week broadcast on cable television when he receives a phone call from Hillary Clinton, then running against Barack Obama for the Democratic presidential nomination.

Then, to make it crazier, Hillary Clinton called, Daniels writes. He had a whole conversation about the race, repeatedly mentioning our plan...

Even while he was on the phone with Hillary, his attention kept going back to the sharks.


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thelovefist
09/18/18 8:08:20 AM
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To the surprise of no one.
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RickyTheBAWSE
09/18/18 8:09:37 AM
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I mean, there are definitely those who'd like this information for whatever purposes.
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Lordgold666
09/18/18 8:10:45 AM
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And she still gobbled it up
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RickyTheBAWSE
09/18/18 8:11:34 AM
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Lordgold666 posted...
And she still gobbled it up??


it turbo boosted her views
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MakoReizei
09/18/18 8:17:43 AM
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i forgot all about stormy daniels
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JuanCarlos1
09/18/18 8:25:13 AM
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That sounds a bit ridiculous to be True...fhen again, anything is possible with Trump.
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Jagr_68
09/18/18 8:27:10 AM
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Welp, Toad is now ruined forever.

inb4nerdsmakememesandwikipagesabouttrumpstoaddick
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untrustful
09/18/18 8:31:29 AM
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Swagnificent119
09/18/18 8:34:28 AM
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Why would a greedy, whore lie though?
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Milkman5
09/18/18 8:36:48 AM
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Ask any woman whose had sex with a man they now hate and they'll say he had a small dick, that he smelled bad, that his stroke game sucked etc
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pebblethefleet
09/18/18 8:37:42 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
Ask any woman whose had sex with a man they now hate and they'll say he had a small dick, that he smelled bad, that his stroke game sucked etc

Nobody has ever or will ever fuck you so im not sure where youre getting this
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Houston
09/18/18 8:53:04 AM
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That's about as credible as some alcoholic dementia bum rambling on the side of the street.
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RoboLaserGandhi
09/18/18 8:57:09 AM
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I think she's just trying to bait him into doing a Twitter retaliation rant about the head of his dick
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SaithSayer
09/18/18 9:03:53 AM
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I don't give a shit about that entire issue.

I didn't expect a porn star to make a Mario Kart reference, though. LOL
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masterpug53
09/18/18 9:04:48 AM
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a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, California, in 2006, where she and two colleagues greeted golfers between holes.

Giggity.
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CyricZ
09/18/18 9:05:28 AM
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Well that ain't gonna get meme'd to death.
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NeonOctopus
09/18/18 9:07:21 AM
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SaithSayer
09/18/18 9:08:25 AM
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Was? I've always played as either Toad or Mario. I don't see how people can stand the way Bowser feels. The heavies in general are a pain.
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Caution998
09/18/18 9:12:00 AM
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Stormy is a PRESStitute.
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Milkman5
09/18/18 9:19:36 AM
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pebblethefleet posted...
Nobody has ever or will ever fuck you so im not sure where youre getting this


every rapper in existence has a small dick, is gay etc. according to some whore they fucked that didn't get paid.

Lil Wayne is said to have a pencil dick by girls he stiffed, Kanye liked in the butt according to a girl he broke up with etc

These hoes will say anything to get revenge. It's fucking stupid. Then their dick pic leaks and surprise, they made everything up.
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davyheinz
09/18/18 9:22:02 AM
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Ha, take that, Trump!
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lifeamovie
09/18/18 9:26:09 AM
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Very classy woman

This is your savior liberals?
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Caution998
09/18/18 9:28:00 AM
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lifeamovie posted...
Very classy woman

This is your savior liberals?


Didn't you know? Women only lie when it's about their star football player, like Ezekiel Elliott,

right???

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@The_Great_Muta_22

If it's about Trump, it must be true!!
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jpenny2
09/18/18 9:28:46 AM
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Here we go!
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davyheinz
09/18/18 9:29:00 AM
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Its too early for a meltdown.
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Tyranthraxus
09/18/18 9:30:05 AM
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untrustful posted...

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HashtagTartarus
09/18/18 9:30:08 AM
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If spamming pictures of Toad in any discussion of Trump doesn't become the new meme, then humanity is without hope.
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pogo_rabid
09/18/18 9:32:04 AM
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So, we're ok with body shaming now?
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Alpha218
09/18/18 9:32:29 AM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
I think she's just trying to bait him into doing a Twitter retaliation rant about the head of his dick

Good, I cant wait
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Tappor
09/18/18 9:33:35 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
So, we're ok with body shaming now?

Who said it was a bad thing
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Wil_Knights
09/18/18 9:34:27 AM
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This is why I don't sleep with voluptuous porn stars... because I don't want them talking about what my dick looks like to the public years down the road.
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butthole666
09/18/18 9:39:28 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
pebblethefleet posted...
Nobody has ever or will ever fuck you so im not sure where youre getting this


every rapper in existence has a small dick, is gay etc. according to some whore they fucked that didn't get paid.

Lil Wayne is said to have a pencil dick by girls he stiffed, Kanye liked in the butt according to a girl he broke up with etc

These hoes will say anything to get revenge. It's fucking stupid. Then their dick pic leaks and surprise, they made everything up.

Your insecurity about women is showing and its fucking hilarious
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VectorChaos
09/18/18 9:44:19 AM
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Relevant sig
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jpenny2
09/18/18 9:45:04 AM
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I feel bad for Toad. This kind of controversy is going to hurt his racing career.
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BeyondWalls
09/18/18 9:47:48 AM
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Bio1590 posted...
how she broke into the porn industry,

Really? Please tell us how she got her big break. She went and got a piece of paper that said she didnt have AIDS and then started fucking in front of a camera. What an inspirational story.

Bio1590 posted...
where she and two colleagues

Colleagues? Really? So two other prostitutes were there too?

Bio1590 posted...
I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked

Then why the fuck were you doing it?! Clearly this chick was prostituting herself out. I mean, straight up working a corner, cash for sex, prostitution. And now shes trying to take the moral high ground?

Bio1590 posted...
repeatedly mentioning our plan..

Oh shit! Did Hilary just get exposed as being part of the birther movement? No wonder Obama waited so long to endorse her.
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pogo_rabid
09/18/18 9:48:48 AM
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Tappor posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
So, we're ok with body shaming now?

Who said it was a bad thing


:/
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Milkman5
09/18/18 9:53:10 AM
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butthole666 posted...
Milkman5 posted...
pebblethefleet posted...
Nobody has ever or will ever fuck you so im not sure where youre getting this


every rapper in existence has a small dick, is gay etc. according to some whore they fucked that didn't get paid.

Lil Wayne is said to have a pencil dick by girls he stiffed, Kanye liked in the butt according to a girl he broke up with etc

These hoes will say anything to get revenge. It's fucking stupid. Then their dick pic leaks and surprise, they made everything up.

Your insecurity about women is showing and its fucking hilarious


What did I say that wasnt true? Rappers have sex with literal prostitutes, dont pay, then the prostitute says his dick was wack or the sex was bad

many many ex wives say the same shit after bad fallouts. They say their husbands dick game sucked

its an easy dig at a man to say he sucks in bed or he has a small dick and theres no way to prove it without showing your actual dick
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Kim Kusanagi
09/18/18 9:53:26 AM
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jpenny2 posted...
Here we go!


Let's a go
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BeyondWalls
09/18/18 9:59:42 AM
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@Milkman5 is honestly right.
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Jiggy101011
09/18/18 10:11:49 AM
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Man, Conflict has to defend the way Trumps dick looks now... thats unfortunate.
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eston
09/18/18 10:21:31 AM
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Wil_Knights posted...
This is why I don't sleep with voluptuous porn stars... because I don't want them talking about what my dick looks like to the public years down the road.

Yeah I'm sure that's why
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/18/18 10:25:25 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
pebblethefleet posted...
Nobody has ever or will ever fuck you so i?m not sure where you?re getting this


every rapper in existence has a small dick, is gay etc. according to some whore they fucked that didn't get paid.

Lil Wayne is said to have a pencil dick by girls he stiffed, Kanye liked in the butt according to a girl he broke up with etc

These hoes will say anything to get revenge. It's fucking stupid. Then their dick pic leaks and surprise, they made everything up.


So get pics of trump's dick and prove it.
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P4wn4g3
09/18/18 10:36:31 AM
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Classy.
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VipaGTS
09/18/18 10:37:01 AM
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lmao
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Learning
09/18/18 10:38:41 AM
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@Jiggy101011 posted...
Man, Conflict has to defend the way Trumps dick looks now... thats unfortunate.


What are you talking about
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Learning
09/18/18 10:39:32 AM
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Also this literally caused Mario Kart and Toad to trend on Twitter lmfao
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CyricZ
09/18/18 10:40:01 AM
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Seriously Toad has been around since Super Mario Bros. 1 how can we expect Ms. Daniels claims to be credible if she won't learn the lore about the fictional characters she compares penises to?
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butthole666
09/18/18 10:40:34 AM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Bio1590 posted...
how she broke into the porn industry,

Really? Please tell us how she got her big break. She went and got a piece of paper that said she didnt have AIDS and then started fucking in front of a camera. What an inspirational story.

Bio1590 posted...
where she and two colleagues

Colleagues? Really? So two other prostitutes were there too?

Bio1590 posted...
I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked

Then why the fuck were you doing it?! Clearly this chick was prostituting herself out. I mean, straight up working a corner, cash for sex, prostitution. And now shes trying to take the moral high ground?

Bio1590 posted...
repeatedly mentioning our plan..

Oh shit! Did Hilary just get exposed as being part of the birther movement? No wonder Obama waited so long to endorse her.

Why is being a sex worker a bad thing
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