Current Events > Stormy: "[Trump has] a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart"

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2, 3
P4wn4g3
09/18/18 10:40:37 AM
#51:


Buy Captain Toad! He lasts longer and has good technique.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Alpha218
09/18/18 10:41:56 AM
#52:


that WASNT A TALKING MUSHROOM LUIGI
---
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite user on the Citadel. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1349-mario
Now Playing: Rainbow 6: Siege, Skyrim, Okami
... Copied to Clipboard!
P4wn4g3
09/18/18 10:43:59 AM
#53:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns
09/18/18 10:46:02 AM
#54:


Trumps dick yelling "I'm da bes!" Lol
---
Clean Butt Crew
... Copied to Clipboard!
Anteaterking
09/18/18 10:46:27 AM
#55:


Learning posted...
@Jiggy101011 posted...
Man, Conflict has to defend the way Trumps dick looks now... thats unfortunate.


What are you talking about


I think he means Caution.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
P4wn4g3
09/18/18 10:47:22 AM
#56:


Smashingpmkns posted...
Trumps dick yelling "I'm da bes!" Lol

Now we know where he gets his advice
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja
09/18/18 11:32:07 AM
#57:


Imagine defending Trump in 2018. Who will flip next?!
---
"message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888
... Copied to Clipboard!
CantKeepMeDown
09/18/18 11:35:07 AM
#58:


pebblethefleet posted...
Milkman5 posted...
Ask any woman whose had sex with a man they now hate and they'll say he had a small dick, that he smelled bad, that his stroke game sucked etc

Nobody has ever or will ever fuck you so im not sure where youre getting this

butthole666 posted...
Your insecurity about women is showing and its fucking hilarious

His tag of "involuntarily celibate" checks out
---
Can't Bring me doWn - AZ
... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony
09/18/18 11:37:25 AM
#59:


At this point she is just attention whoring, possibly due to being dried up.
---
I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Alpha218
09/18/18 11:43:36 AM
#60:


Its amazing how people trying to discredit Stormy Daniels easily reveal their true motivations and disgusting opinions on women
---
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite user on the Citadel. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1349-mario
Now Playing: Rainbow 6: Siege, Skyrim, Okami
... Copied to Clipboard!
eston
09/18/18 11:43:42 AM
#61:


Irony posted...
At this point she is just attention whoring, possibly due to being dried up.

Well yeah, she's getting ready to release her book. This is how promotion works
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
mario2000
09/18/18 11:49:02 AM
#62:


trump has a toad dick
---
Arrrr the SS Goku, Mighty fine boat... -fatmatt
Hope Frieza doesn't chuck an Iceberg at the Goku, otherwise it's all over. -Nekoslash
... Copied to Clipboard!
HiddenLurker
09/18/18 11:50:07 AM
#63:


untrustful posted...

"I'm the best!"
---
[Insert tired meme here]
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten
09/18/18 11:50:24 AM
#64:


It's cool that a porn star has played Mario kart
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja
09/18/18 11:50:44 AM
#65:


If Trump's dad hadn't been exceedingly wealthy, he'd have either died in Vietnam or wound up a homeless incel.
---
"message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888
... Copied to Clipboard!
FairyLeviathan
09/18/18 11:50:53 AM
#66:


The current state of political slander
... Copied to Clipboard!
P4wn4g3
09/18/18 11:54:38 AM
#67:


Trump: "well her pussy looks like a Rakk Hive"
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
jpenny2
09/18/18 11:55:13 AM
#68:


MuE9MGdYDmem1FwE0o
---
Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 || IGN: Penny || TSV: 3067 || Sig NFT
I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. | Permanently banned
... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy
09/18/18 11:57:52 AM
#69:


pogo_rabid posted...
So, we're ok with body shaming now?

When the "victim" is someone who is notorious for body shaming others? Abso-fucking-lutely
---
~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~
TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://imgur.com/zlaENmx
... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid
09/18/18 12:00:09 PM
#70:


Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
So, we're ok with body shaming now?

When the "victim" is someone who is notorious for body shaming others? Abso-fucking-lutely

So sinking to his level is what we're doing now?
---
i7 5820k, 32gig QC, EVGA 1070ti, Samsung 970pro, Asus X99-a deluxe
... Copied to Clipboard!
CantKeepMeDown
09/18/18 12:06:34 PM
#71:


pogo_rabid posted...
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
So, we're ok with body shaming now?

When the "victim" is someone who is notorious for body shaming others? Abso-fucking-lutely

So sinking to his level is what we're doing now?

Why shouldn't we? He's the highest office in the United States, meant to be a role model.
---
Can't Bring me doWn - AZ
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja
09/18/18 12:09:01 PM
#72:


P4wn4g3 posted...
Trump: "well her pussy looks like a Rakk Hive"

That is too clever. He'd probably say "Let me tell you, her pussy is very, very big from too many wieners. And it's horrible and ugly." If he tried the video game thing, it'd be something nonsensical like "oh yeah?! Well, her vagina looks like Fortnite!"
---
"message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888
... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock
09/18/18 12:27:07 PM
#73:


She said toadstool

That means princess peach, not toad

lol
---
I don't hate people, people hate me.
... Copied to Clipboard!
FairyLeviathan
09/18/18 12:28:44 PM
#74:


He's the highest office in the United States, meant to be a role model.


US Presidents have never been role models lol
... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ
09/18/18 12:28:48 PM
#75:


frozenshock posted...
She said toadstool

That means princess peach, not toad

lol

Nah. I don't think the Internet can switch gears to putting a pink dress and a blonde wig on it.
---
CyricZ
... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver
09/18/18 12:30:25 PM
#76:


Alpha218 posted...
Its amazing how people trying to discredit Stormy Daniels easily reveal their true motivations and disgusting opinions on women


It's more amazing to me that the most defensive thread I've seen about trump lately is people wanting to believe the old fat guy they voted for has a great big dong

it's really revealing as far as the sort of thought processes trumpsters have
---
butts
... Copied to Clipboard!
pokedude900
09/18/18 12:30:59 PM
#77:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution998
09/18/18 12:31:21 PM
#78:


FairyLeviathan posted...
He's the highest office in the United States, meant to be a role model.


US Presidents have never been role models lol


Seriously.

If you wanna learn how to lie, take it from the Bushes. If you wanna cheat on your wife, take it from Bill Clinton. If you wanna have an affair, take it from JFK.

The President doesn't have to be a role model. The President has to lead this country in the right direction, and make us prosper, financially, under his/her leadership. That's the most important thing. And keep this country safe.
---
^
Someone had to have the guts to say it.
... Copied to Clipboard!
coolboy11
09/18/18 12:33:44 PM
#79:


man I did not need that visual image.
---
"A superhero in the flesh, even at my worst I'm the best"-Big KRIT
... Copied to Clipboard!
dontIoseyourway
09/18/18 12:36:03 PM
#80:


butthole666 posted...
Why is being a sex worker a bad thing

LOL
... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin
09/18/18 12:38:52 PM
#81:


pokedude900 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jfU7pw76ZE" data-time="


2:20 for the relevant part.

DeL83cE
---
"its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls
3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 | NNID : CapnMuffin | XBGT : Capn Muffin
... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn
09/18/18 12:39:38 PM
#82:


That's hilarious
Normally, I don't think of porn stars as being very clever but this is great.
---
PSN: Jiek
FFRK: Tyro God Wall KZcv
... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590
09/18/18 12:56:02 PM
#83:


Caution998 posted...
FairyLeviathan posted...
He's the highest office in the United States, meant to be a role model.


US Presidents have never been role models lol


Seriously.

If you wanna learn how to lie, take it from the Bushes. If you wanna cheat on your wife, take it from Bill Clinton. If you wanna have an affair, take it from JFK.

The President doesn't have to be a role model. The President has to lead this country in the right direction, and make us prosper, financially, under his/her leadership. That's the most important thing. And keep this country safe.

Sooooooooooooooo since that's not happening under Trump you gonna stop supporting him?
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiggy101011
09/18/18 1:25:12 PM
#84:


Anteaterking posted...
Learning posted...
@Jiggy101011 posted...
Man, Conflict has to defend the way Trumps dick looks now... thats unfortunate.


What are you talking about


I think he means Caution.


You two are both correct I did mean Caution.
---
Gamertag: F1RE v2 PSN ID: F1REx
Man got me a 9 and she sexy.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lorenzo_2003
09/18/18 1:47:02 PM
#85:


Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
So, we're ok with body shaming now?

When the "victim" is someone who is notorious for body shaming others? Abso-fucking-lutely


This kind of body shaming is just really fucking weird on different levels, though. First, nobody but Trump thinks of him as a good-looking guy anyway. Second, even if you don't like, say, Clinton or Obama, it would be fucked up to talk about their genitals, instead of their policies or mannerisms, for example. Third and more important, why even talk about another dude's dick? Wtf, even my gay friends aren't remotely interested in visualizing Trump's junk, because it's, you know, Trump.
---
...
... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock
09/18/18 1:53:01 PM
#86:


Lorenzo_2003 posted...
it would be fucked up to talk about their genitals


Some republicans actually attacked Obama for not being circumcised.
---
I don't hate people, people hate me.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lorenzo_2003
09/18/18 2:00:12 PM
#87:


frozenshock posted...
Lorenzo_2003 posted...
it would be fucked up to talk about their genitals


Some republicans actually attacked Obama for not being circumcised.


That's fucked up, and that just strengthens my point.
---
...
... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury
09/18/18 2:01:26 PM
#88:


this is the worst timeline
---
wu-tang is the cd that I travel with
... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock
09/18/18 2:06:41 PM
#89:


Freddie_Mercury posted...
this is the worst timeline


Still better than the Day of Lavos timeline. Trust me, I've been there.
---
I don't hate people, people hate me.
... Copied to Clipboard!
BLAKUboy
09/18/18 2:08:08 PM
#90:


frozenshock posted...
She said toadstool

That means princess peach, not toad

lol

Initially she's only referring to actual mushrooms, then later makes the Mario Kart reference as a joke.
---
Aeris dies if she takes more damage than her current HP - Panthera
https://signavatar.com/26999_s.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse
09/18/18 2:09:27 PM
#91:


Hillary Clinton? "Our Plan"? What did she mean by this?
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock
09/18/18 2:12:27 PM
#92:


Vyrulisse posted...
Hillary Clinton? "Our Plan"? What did she mean by this?


Clinton was a New York senator and Trump a New York real estate mogul. They probably had some kind of deal. Maybe Trump would help her win in exchange for goodies when she became president. And then Obama ruined their plans. Idk. Maybe they were lovers and that's why there was so much hostility between them in 2016.
---
I don't hate people, people hate me.
... Copied to Clipboard!
rikasa
09/18/18 2:12:31 PM
#93:


Some guys do have a really big mushroom head. It's gross looking but I guess it works OK. I like when the head is modest and the girth is just bursting out of it, you know? I'm saying I like the big, thick and pretty dicks.
---
you are not alone
... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus
09/18/18 2:14:32 PM
#94:


Freddie_Mercury posted...
this is the worst timeline

The fact that American politics and Mario Kart have somehow crossed over, makes this the best timeline
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus
09/18/18 2:15:51 PM
#95:


NeonOctopus posted...
Freddie_Mercury posted...
this is the worst timeline

The fact that American politics and Mario Kart have somehow crossed over, makes this the best timeline

Can you imagine the Twitter storm that would happen if Trump got hit by a blue shell
---
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv
... Copied to Clipboard!
frogman_295
09/18/18 2:16:14 PM
#96:


Short w/ bulbous head?
---
Pastor of Muppets
... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ
09/18/18 2:19:12 PM
#97:


Penis shaming.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Alpha218
09/18/18 3:49:31 PM
#98:


Tyranthraxus posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Freddie_Mercury posted...
this is the worst timeline

The fact that American politics and Mario Kart have somehow crossed over, makes this the best timeline

Can you imagine the Twitter storm that would happen if Trump got hit by a blue shell

Implying Trump has ever been in first place
---
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite user on the Citadel. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1349-mario
Now Playing: Rainbow 6: Siege, Skyrim, Okami
... Copied to Clipboard!
RickyTheBAWSE
09/18/18 4:00:08 PM
#99:


Alpha218 posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Freddie_Mercury posted...
this is the worst timeline

The fact that American politics and Mario Kart have somehow crossed over, makes this the best timeline

Can you imagine the Twitter storm that would happen if Trump got hit by a blue shell

Implying Trump has ever been in first place


Donald Trump is the president. he beat Rand Paul and Hilary.

he also beat the military draft.
---
Never let those intent on misunderstanding you be the narrator to YOUR story!
Context? Context!? CONTEXT!!!
... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock
09/18/18 4:01:27 PM
#100:


Wonder how Melania feels, assuming Donnie really has a shroom dick
---
I don't hate people, people hate me.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2, 3