Current Events > i need a job that is easy, pays well and doesnt need a college degree

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weeb98
08/23/18 1:52:39 PM
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halp me ce
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K181
08/23/18 1:53:02 PM
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There's always the street corner.
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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
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mario2000
08/23/18 1:53:20 PM
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drug dealer
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weeb98
08/23/18 2:15:17 PM
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cmon man
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Unknown5uspect
08/23/18 2:16:11 PM
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Costco? I mean it pays well relative to retail jobs.
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AlephZero
08/23/18 2:17:06 PM
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online communist
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KStateKing17
08/23/18 2:17:59 PM
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Slot attendant
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Reis
08/23/18 2:18:09 PM
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great username
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Questionmarktarius
08/23/18 2:18:13 PM
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HVAC or plumbing
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
08/23/18 2:18:30 PM
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Work in a Casino as a dealer.
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AlisLandale
08/23/18 2:19:19 PM
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Warehouses or the post office/ups/fedex
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Sigs are for losers
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PoopPotato
08/23/18 2:20:47 PM
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I work for a private security company guarding federal facilities. I spend 6 hours a day cruising CE and watching Netflix. The other 2 hours are me day dreaming and ignoring government employees.

It's easy and pays well.
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DragonGirlYuki
08/23/18 2:21:29 PM
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Truck driver.
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joe_stalin518
08/23/18 2:23:29 PM
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A trade apprenticeship is your best and maybe only option, unless your afraid of living comfortably >_> otherwise private warehouse jobs but those are really demanding and you will hurt yourself, it's not a matter of if it's when
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Caution998
08/23/18 2:23:34 PM
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Gavi's personal assistant.
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spudger
08/23/18 2:24:11 PM
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Mine
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yoshirulezz1
08/23/18 2:24:20 PM
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Assemble ceiling fans
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Official_of the_boards.
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Coffeebeanz
08/23/18 2:24:26 PM
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Alternative medicine doctor.
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Physician [Internal Medicine]
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MC_BatCommander
08/23/18 2:25:51 PM
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youtube vlogger
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The Legend is True!
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Roshon
08/23/18 2:25:58 PM
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Porn star
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XxKrazyChaosxX
08/23/18 2:26:02 PM
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Camgirl.
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KamenRiderBlade
08/23/18 2:27:41 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
I work for a private security company guarding federal facilities. I spend 6 hours a day cruising CE and watching Netflix. The other 2 hours are me day dreaming and ignoring government employees.

It's easy and pays well.
Maybe we should work on checking if the contract for your Private Security Company is worth renewing.

If you're that lazy, it might be a waste of money to hire you.
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Kitt
08/23/18 2:29:29 PM
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Become a porn star.
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PoopPotato
08/23/18 2:29:53 PM
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I'm a total waste of tax payer money. Does that bug you? Me getting paid to do nothing but watch government employees get fatter? It bugs me.
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KamenRiderBlade
08/23/18 2:31:29 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
I'm a total waste of tax payer money. Does that bug you? Me getting paid to do nothing but watch government employees get fatter? It bugs me.
It bugs me to, at least pay attention to the security cameras, get to remember all the faces of who comes in / out.

Go on random patrols, etc.

Do something that is "Professional Security Guard"-ish and improve on your security Guard skills.

Take Martial Arts lessons for CQC.

Improve your marksmanship with your pistol.

Learn something.
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PoopPotato
08/23/18 2:36:47 PM
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Can't do random patrols. I'm at a fixed post with no monitors to watch. All I do is make sure people flash me a badge as they come in.

I qualify three times a year with my pistol, twice with my company and once with the municipal police.

I earned a 4 year degree while working here, doing homework instead, lol.
I'd take a major pay cut if I left here, though. So I'm stuck leeching. Feels so good.
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KamenRiderBlade
08/23/18 2:38:06 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
Can't do random patrols. I'm at a fixed post with no monitors to watch. All I do is make sure people flash me a badge as they come in.

I qualify three times a year with my pistol, twice with my company and once with the municipal police.

I earned a 4 year degree while working here, doing homework instead, lol.
I'd take a major pay cut if I left here, though. So I'm stuck leeching. Feels so good.
So you're "Paul Blart" Door Cop.
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PoopPotato
08/23/18 2:39:02 PM
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Pretty much, but I get paid $34 an hour to be Paul Blart. No shame.
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KamenRiderBlade
08/23/18 2:39:57 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
Pretty much, but I get paid $34 an hour to be Paul Blart. No shame.
Damn!

You better remember everybody's face who works in the building!
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weeb98
08/23/18 2:41:20 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
Pretty much, but I get paid $34 an hour to be Paul Blart. No shame.

can a skinny guy like me get a job like yours
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PoopPotato
08/23/18 2:41:49 PM
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I remember their vehicles, not faces. I've been doing this so long that I can usually instantly tell when somebody doesn't belong based on the way they drive.
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PoopPotato
08/23/18 2:43:29 PM
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I'm only 5'6 155 lbs.

We have guys in their 60s and over 300 lbs. Anybody can work here as long as you can qualify with a hand gun and show up to work on time every day.
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Giant_Aspirin
08/23/18 2:46:24 PM
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drug dealing is the only option unless you're attractive in which case you can sell your body.
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weeb98
08/23/18 2:46:32 PM
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what do i need to get that stupid job do i need to study or something
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knuxnole
08/23/18 2:50:51 PM
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GameStop employee
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fred12935
08/23/18 2:54:32 PM
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How do u get that job?^
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Giant_Aspirin
08/23/18 3:01:47 PM
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weeb98 posted...
what do i need to get that stupid job do i need to study or something


buy a lot of drugs at once so you get a discounted price and then sell them in smaller quantities for a higher price

or as prop joe said "buy for a dollar sell for two"
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Two_Dee
08/23/18 3:03:18 PM
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Get a tooth pulled and have ur doctor prescribe 300 painkillers then sell em off
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