Current Events > just read the most disgusting post ever, guy gets BJ from other guy to bang girl

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ScofieldReturns
08/17/18 8:51:16 AM
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don't want to link to it, but this user posted this:

Gamefaqs Poster posted...
So I made another thread earlier about if you guys would be willing to have a dude blow you if it meant sex with a hot girl later, and that's actually what's pretty much going on with me right now. I matched with a girl on Bumble, and she said we could fuck as long as her boyfriend "verified" me, which meant oral sex. The girl said he was kind of self-conscious about doing gay shit in front of her, so she wouldn't be there. I was hesitant at first, since I was thinking this would be some kind of prank or worse, but tonight I went ahead and got the blowjob out of the way with surprisingly little issue. I wasn't really into it and didn't cum because I'm not gay, and he was probably a little miffed at that, but he seemed like a genuinely cool guy and said that he was okay with me seeing his girlfriend.

So now I'm waiting for the girl to get back from work to tell her about the experience (said it'd turn her on, but she's probably gonna be disappointed too) and to see if we can set something up tomorrow or Saturday. Hopefully she actually ends up being real. She sent me nudes, so at least there's that.

Wish me luck, bros! :D


so....this guy totally got gay catfished right?
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Kitt
08/17/18 8:52:28 AM
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Why is your other account in purg?
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tremain07
08/17/18 8:52:55 AM
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what the fuck
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Ruid
08/17/18 8:53:02 AM
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stone
08/17/18 8:53:33 AM
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Totally.
If I were to agree to something like that, I'd want the girl to be there at least for the initial introductions, in this scenario it seems he didn't even get to see her at all, so chances are the girl is actually the guy.
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AvlButtslam
08/17/18 8:53:45 AM
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This is how a lot of gay porn starts
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Chicken
08/17/18 8:53:58 AM
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So its just a dude running the bumble account to trick dudes into letting him blow them.
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pres_madagascar
08/17/18 8:54:19 AM
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ScofieldReturns
08/17/18 8:56:13 AM
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Kitt posted...
Why is your other account in purg?


made a topic that was a play on the word "spree". hindsight silly mistake and i understand why that's not in good taste online, but i make jokes like that all the time in real life
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ScofieldReturns
08/17/18 8:57:43 AM
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oh the poster was apparently a virgin and desperate which is why he decided to take the risk...poor guy lol
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Abyssea
08/17/18 8:57:57 AM
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action52
08/17/18 8:58:33 AM
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Man, I have seen way more disgusting stuff posted than that TC. I don't even see what's so gross about it. Man does gay oral sex, then has sex with woman. Why would anyone even care about this? If it's her and the boyfriend's fetish, and he doesn't mind, then good for them.
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Bass_X0
08/17/18 8:58:52 AM
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Hows it goin dude!?
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pres_madagascar
08/17/18 9:00:23 AM
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I am a straight dude, but there was one time me and some gym guy watched eachother rub one out in the shower at the gym when I was 20.
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Chicken
08/17/18 9:04:30 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
I am a straight dude, but there was one time me and some gym guy watched eachother rub one out in the shower at the gym when I was 20.

So youre bi.
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MetalGearRiki
08/17/18 9:16:55 AM
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When ur so straight you have sex with a guy for even the smallest chance to get with a girl
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Romulox28
08/17/18 9:21:54 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
I am a straight dude, but there was one time me and some gym guy watched eachother rub one out in the shower at the gym when I was 20.

sounds straight to me
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pres_madagascar
08/17/18 9:49:18 AM
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Chicken posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
I am a straight dude, but there was one time me and some gym guy watched eachother rub one out in the shower at the gym when I was 20.

So youre bi.

Nah, never fucked a guy, not attracted to guys.
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green butter
08/17/18 10:01:04 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Chicken posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
I am a straight dude, but there was one time me and some gym guy watched eachother rub one out in the shower at the gym when I was 20.

So youre bi.

Nah, never fucked a guy, not attracted to guys.

did u pretend he was a girl while you watched him jerk it
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stone
08/17/18 10:03:04 AM
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green butter posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Chicken posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
I am a straight dude, but there was one time me and some gym guy watched eachother rub one out in the shower at the gym when I was 20.

So youre bi.

Nah, never fucked a guy, not attracted to guys.

did u pretend he was a girl while you watched him jerk it

Other guy must have had quite the feminine penis
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Turbam
08/17/18 10:03:35 AM
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Free beej
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Muffinz0rz
08/17/18 10:04:34 AM
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So TC = "Gamefaqs Poster?"
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VipaGTS
08/17/18 10:04:50 AM
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this is grounds for a lawsuit imo.
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Inferno Dive Dragoon
08/17/18 10:07:40 AM
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Doesn't strike me as gross, but then I'm bi.

Mind you, that doesn't make the scenario inherently attractive either.
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Giant_Aspirin
08/17/18 10:11:11 AM
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"the most disgusting post ever"? sounds like someone is extremely homophobic, which is almost always an indicator of repressed feelings. TC, you should just try sexing a dude, you may like it.
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stone
08/17/18 10:13:51 AM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
"the most disgusting post ever"? sounds like someone is extremely homophobic, which is almost always an indicator of repressed feelings. TC, you should just try sexing a dude, you may like it.

Seems like he already did, since it's obvious the anonymous poster is him
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Dagon_0
08/17/18 10:25:17 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
I am a straight dude, but there was one time me and some gym guy watched eachother rub one out in the shower at the gym when I was 20.


Nothin gay about a quick shower jerk with the homies.
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ScofieldReturns
08/17/18 11:08:04 PM
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masticatingman
08/17/18 11:14:12 PM
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There are some pretty extreme examples of trolling on the sex/sexuality board tbh
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MrNintendo1213
08/17/18 11:15:07 PM
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So I was fuckin this dude in the ass right?

But then he turns around to kiss me, so im like, woah dude im bot gay.
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Dagon_0
08/17/18 11:19:46 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
So I was fuckin this dude in the ass right?

But then he turns around to kiss me, so im like, woah dude im bot gay.


Did he even say jk bro afterwards?

Cuz if not thats mad gay.
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catboy0_0
08/17/18 11:24:24 PM
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she's probably gonna ghost him if it even happened which it didn't so I don't know why I bothered to type all that out also this disclaimer after when I could have just said "this happened"
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Damn_Underscore
08/17/18 11:32:32 PM
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this is jerry springer stuff lmao
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TheMikh
08/17/18 11:35:21 PM
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christ almighty, catfishing level at maximum
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Ruid
08/19/18 12:33:48 PM
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Anyone that doesn't give this a HARD NOPE is at least bi-curious.
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CanuckCowboy
08/19/18 12:37:17 PM
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action52 posted...
Man, I have seen way more disgusting stuff posted than that TC. I don't even see what's so gross about it. Man does gay oral sex, then has sex with woman. Why would anyone even care about this? If it's her and the boyfriend's fetish, and he doesn't mind, then good for them.


Lol. C'mon.... There's no girl.
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Alucard188
08/19/18 12:38:30 PM
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C: Final Answer
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GameboyTroy
08/19/18 1:38:09 PM
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How did this disgusting story end?
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Solar_Crimson
08/20/18 4:21:30 PM
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Yeah, this is a straight-up trick if I've ever seen one.
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Syntheticon
08/21/18 7:37:44 PM
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stone posted...
Totally.
If I were to agree to something like that, I'd want the girl to be there at least for the initial introductions, in this scenario it seems he didn't even get to see her at all, so chances are the girl is actually the guy.
This.
Chicken posted...
So its just a dude running the bumble account to trick dudes into letting him blow them.
It's dodgy but you have to appreciate how shrewd it is lol
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KillerKhan420
08/21/18 7:43:52 PM
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Sounds like a trick online. Dude never got the woman and just feels dirty and used afterwards.
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joestarrr
08/21/18 7:44:54 PM
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Chicken posted...
So its just a dude running the bumble account to trick dudes into letting him blow them.


Probs this. Kinda scummy if thats the case
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HighOnSolar
08/21/18 7:46:36 PM
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The Admiral
08/21/18 7:48:40 PM
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OP is bullshit, but this is exactly what happens in those bait bus videos.
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SpinKirby
08/21/18 7:49:19 PM
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I'm desperate.

You guys have seen my last topic.

But no.

I'm not this fucking desperate and stupid.
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Solid Snake07
08/21/18 7:49:56 PM
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Probably
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