Current Events > I'm 31 years old and still a virgin

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Is it time to get a hooker?

No, get TWO hookers.
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My bar was 25 tbh. Yes, it is.

I lost mine at 21 so I never really got close to actually hitting that threshold.

31 I think is definitely reasonable.
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Who cares. Don't let your worth be dictated by whether or not you had sex.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonlite_BunnyRanch

No.

Answer these questions.

Is it really that important to you to have sex?

If it is really important, how hard have you tried to find a partner?

If you have tried hard and failed, have you changed your image and style or just think doing the same thing should eventually work?
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you're already a wizard, go for warlock, then archsage

bars are full of horny, desperate girls.

come on bruh

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Time to hire someone and have a fun time topic creator, nothing wrong with it.
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My son @ManBeast462 is also in your shoes TC. His mother and I were talking about hiring a professional to aid him.

GateOfDoom posted...

Is it time to get a hooker?

Nah, itd be too cheap to have to pay to lose it. Just hit up the most desperate Tinder sloots until you hit paydirt.
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You should just focus on getting a good job and get a girl thats just settling for a guy with financial stability since shes post-wall
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Keep em coming Cilantro
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BronyDad posted...

My son @ManBeast462 is also in your shoes TC. His mother and I were talking about hiring a professional to aid him.

Just how old is your son anyway @BronyDad?
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Same. I'll be a 32 year old virgin in December.

Honestly I've never really tried too hard tbh, cause I'm weak willed and a fat fuckin' piece of shit.
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@KlRBEH

"get a girl thats just settling for a guy with financial stability since shes post-wall"

That is what NOT to do, this guy should not be getting some ho who has been fucked by everyone possible and only decided to "settle" because she can't be a cum dump anymore because most men no longer want her.
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Imgurian posted...

bars are full of horny, desperate girls.

come on bruh

how do you know which ones are horny and desperate?

BronyDad posted...

My son @ManBeast462 is also in your shoes TC. His mother and I were talking about hiring a professional to aid him.

I love this gimmick

0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

BronyDad posted...

My son @ManBeast462 is also in your shoes TC. His mother and I were talking about hiring a professional to aid him.

Just how old is your son anyway @BronyDad?

Little Alex is thirty years old this year. I believe that makes him a "wizard" by you kids' lingo. Sure could use some magic powers in helping me get the stains out of his pillow...

I think there are two types of virgins. Those that sincerely don't care about having sex and those that are obssessed with it to the point where it is detrimental to their productivity. I.e. Not doing anything to improve yourself because you spend too much time obsessing over sexual fantasies and watching porn.

If you're in the latter then yeah you need a senseless bang.
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Do it. But dont expect it to be anything special just slam your ding dong in and out as hard as you can until you bust.
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Orthopox12 posted...

Do it. But dont expect it to be anything special just slam your ding dong in and out as hard as you can until you bust.

Yeah.

A lot of people get this outlandish idea in their heads that losing their virginity will yield some fucking black-and-white-scene-suddenly-blooms-into-color moment and everything's suddenly wonderful. It's no wonder it isn't happening. There's a saying people use involving pedestals that's pretty apt here.
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CiIantro posted...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonlite_BunnyRanch

Wow.
I remember the show on HBO... good times.

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

@KlRBEH

"get a girl thats just settling for a guy with financial stability since shes post-wall"

That is what NOT to do, this guy should not be getting some ho who has been fucked by everyone possible and only decided to "settle" because she can't be a cum dump anymore because most men no longer want her.

Hey I never said it was a great situation, it happens to the best of us and Im sure most guys never find out about their girls past.

But its some guys only choice of action.
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I mean, if it's something that weighs on your mind all the time then sure why not get an escort from an agency?

@KlRBEH

If you want sloppy 5ths that is your choice, and no only a beta male provider cuck accepts a used up whore as their girlfriend or wife.

Men who refuse to hire a professional should wise up cause renting a Barbie is a lot more cost effective and intelligent then dating or marrying the used up cum dumps who will almost always cheat and/or divorce screw you so they can take half your shit and still be "on the market" for another sucker.
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Someone's bitter.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

@KlRBEH

If you want sloppy 5ths that is your choice, and no only a beta male provider cuck accepts a used up whore as their girlfriend or wife.

Men who refuse to hire a professional should wise up cause renting a Barbie is a lot more cost effective and intelligent then dating or marrying the used up cum dumps who will almost always cheat and/or divorce screw you so they can take half your shit and still be "on the market" for another sucker.

Im not in that situation nor do I ever plan to be.

But my point is most guys will probably never find out how much of a cum dump their girl was before they met them, especially if they meet for the first time in their mid/late 20s or 30s.
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Screw it I'll just become the next 40 year old virgin no girl wants me anyway

Have you tried fucking guys?
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VTBM posted...

Have you tried fucking guys?

I'm not gay

Just be smart and hire someone topic creator, treat yourself to a fun night.
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Dawkins has had sex.

There's hope for you TC.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

@KlRBEH

If you want sloppy 5ths that is your choice, and no only a beta male provider cuck accepts a used up whore as their girlfriend or wife.

Men who refuse to hire a professional should wise up cause renting a Barbie is a lot more cost effective and intelligent then dating or marrying the used up cum dumps who will almost always cheat and/or divorce screw you so they can take half your shit and still be "on the market" for another sucker.

Who hurt you? Seriously, in my marriage topics you're always posting this shit. You've got the makings of a domestic abuser.
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DavidWong posted...

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

@KlRBEH

If you want sloppy 5ths that is your choice, and no only a beta male provider cuck accepts a used up whore as their girlfriend or wife.

Men who refuse to hire a professional should wise up cause renting a Barbie is a lot more cost effective and intelligent then dating or marrying the used up cum dumps who will almost always cheat and/or divorce screw you so they can take half your shit and still be "on the market" for another sucker.

Who hurt you? Seriously, in my marriage topics you're always posting this shit. You've got the makings of a domestic abuser.

He's not wrong though.

I'd personally NEVER pay for it. I'd just as soon(and probably will) stay a virgin loser for the rest of my life before I pay for sex. Lowest of the low, IMO.

But don't settle for a used up whore. Which any woman who wants to settle for financial stability, is.
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most def

really

look at it from this perspective

the guy has been on this earth for 30+ years

in all that time not one woman has wanted to get with him

if he somehow got lucky and found one he wouldn't be able to keep her due to him immense inexperience

AND people aren't single without a reason

she'd soon find out why no other girl wanted him and she'd leave looking for a man more suited for her

he should legit just cultivate spirit and become a monk

go full archsage and spread wisdom gained from solitary meditation

liquid_shokan posted...

you're already a wizard, go for warlock, then archsage

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Same. Never give up hope.
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it is time to get handsome and bang chicks for free
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Hawaiian_punch posted...

Imgurian posted...

bars are full of horny, desperate girls.

come on bruh

how do you know which ones are horny and desperate?

The ones that come up to you

ok legit just maximize your appearance and learn conversation and become confident

get in shape, lose fat, get muscle mass

shave or style your beard

get a quality haircut

clear your skin

dress in good clothes

learn to talk about anything plus flirting

do NOT show weakness both in speech and especially body language

its all a process but it can be done

unless you're disfigured, super short, super ugly or whatever, you can probably score SOMETHING if you try hard enough

Hooker seems like a bad move. To get a legal one is not cheap and you gotta travel quite a ways(well, I guess it depends on where you live) and to get a illegal one is just an all around bad idea.

Sex is meaningless love is more important.
If you have loved or been loved that is all that matters. Sex is overrated man if you haven't had it you probably put it on some pedestal.

Never go to hookers your first time either you feel empty and bad afterwards and probably regret it.
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The correct answer is yes. Get it out of your system and then you can take the refs of the advice given in this topic.
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AwesomeOSauce posted...

Sex is meaningless love is more important.
If you have loved or been loved that is all that matters. Sex is overrated man if you haven't had it you probably put it on some pedestal.

Never go to hookers your first time either you feel empty and bad afterwards and probably regret it.

This is how I see it too. I want to be loved more than anything else. I never cared that much about just having sex when I was younger, but it's getting fairly frustrating now. I never saw myself as someone who'd have sex just to have it, but I've never had the opportunity, and at this point I think I would just to get the weight off my shoulders.

I turn 35 in September.
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