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NeonOctopus
07/31/18 2:59:17 PM
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Zikten
07/31/18 3:04:07 PM
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How come she didn't ask him to kiss her and teach him? Does chi chi just care about sex?
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ThePrinceFish
07/31/18 3:04:56 PM
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There is zero chance that the girl who forced Goku on dates and to marry her wouldn't also expect him to kiss her.
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NeonOctopus
07/31/18 3:05:38 PM
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Zikten posted...
How come she didn't ask him to kiss her and teach him? Does chi chi just care about sex?

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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/31/18 3:08:16 PM
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She gets piped down by Piccolo too tbh
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NeonOctopus
07/31/18 3:08:52 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
She gets piped down by Piccolo too tbh

Does piccolo even have a dick? His race is asexual.

Does it stretch like his arms? >_>
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PiOverlord
07/31/18 3:09:20 PM
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I choose to believe that isn't true.
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Jagr_68
07/31/18 3:20:05 PM
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A marriage like Goku and Chi Chi's is one of the most bizarre and impossible relationships to ever exist in fiction...

-Probably had sex twice just to make Gohan and Goten
-Hates Goku's fighting even though that's who he'll always be
-Puts up with Goku's abysmal unfatherly behavior to a degree that makes even Homer Simpson think he's fucking horrible
-Prefers being a housewife with no longterm goals at like 32 lol

It's all outrageous where the fuck did Toriyama got the inspiration for her anyway.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/31/18 3:22:11 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
She gets piped down by Piccolo too tbh

Does piccolo even have a dick? His race is asexual.

Does it stretch like his arms? >_>

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Orthopox12
07/31/18 3:24:29 PM
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Meanwhile you know Vageta is tearin Bulma up.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/31/18 3:26:29 PM
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Orthopox12 posted...
Meanwhile you know Vageta is tearin Bulma up.

At this point I think Bulma is the one smashing out Vegeta's butthole
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_IceSikle
07/31/18 3:26:30 PM
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Do you not like to say pussy?
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SwordMaster13X
07/31/18 3:28:39 PM
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They kissed before, super is just being stupid. I mean goku knew actually what a kiss was when he offered the old kai a kiss from a woman.
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NeonOctopus
07/31/18 3:28:41 PM
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_IceSikle posted...
Do you not like to say pussy?

pussy

Pounding her tuna is an Abridged reference >_>
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Evolician
07/31/18 3:29:04 PM
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What makes you think Goku would have sex at all.

Chi-Chi probably had to manually extract the baby batter from him and then inseminate herself with a turkey baster.
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NeonOctopus
07/31/18 3:30:08 PM
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Evolician posted...
What makes you think Goku would have sex at all.

Chi-Chi probably had to manually extract the baby batter from him and then inseminate herself with a turkey baster.

That's weird >_>

And I like to think Goku least got to slap Chichi's titties a bit. He did save the world like 20x so far
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Yomi
07/31/18 3:32:20 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
A marriage like Goku and Chi Chi's is one of the most bizarre and impossible relationships to ever exist in fiction...

-Probably had sex twice just to make Gohan and Goten
-Hates Goku's fighting even though that's who he'll always be
-Puts up with Goku's abysmal unfatherly behavior to a degree that makes even Homer Simpson think he's fucking horrible
-Prefers being a housewife with no longterm goals at like 32 lol

It's all outrageous where the fuck did Toriyama got the inspiration for her anyway.
That last one is quite common irl in Japan as far as I know. But yeah lol Toriyama isn't the best at portraying relationships. :P
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NeonOctopus
07/31/18 3:45:01 PM
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Remember the first half of Dragonball portrayed Bulma as a fucking huge slutm

Good times.
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Evolician
07/31/18 5:31:25 PM
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SwordMaster13X posted...
They kissed before, super is just being stupid. I mean goku knew actually what a kiss was when he offered the old kai a kiss from a woman.

Lmao I guess Toriyama completely forgot about that the same way he forgot about Launch
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Reis
07/31/18 5:32:35 PM
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spoilers: gohan and goten aren't really goku's kids
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NeonOctopus
08/01/18 5:14:26 AM
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GiftedACIII
08/01/18 5:15:37 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
at least.

What an alpha >_> No foreplay. No kissing.

Just.

Straight.

Fucking.

What a beast. Literally.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
08/01/18 5:19:01 AM
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Reis posted...
spoilers: gohan and goten aren't really goku's kids

yamchas call chi-chi hot eurasian girl

he wolf fang fist her
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Authentic_fan
08/01/18 5:19:06 AM
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Evolician posted...
What makes you think Goku would have sex at all.

Chi-Chi probably had to manually extract the baby batter from him and then inseminate herself with a turkey baster.


She probably told him it was a training exercise
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iPhone_7
08/01/18 5:23:56 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
And I like to think Goku least got to slap Chichi's titties a bit. He did save the world like 20x so far


Slap Chi Chis chichis
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Scotty_Rogers
08/01/18 5:24:59 AM
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@NeonOctopus posted...
Remember the first half of Dragonball portrayed Bulma as a fucking huge slutm

Good times.


Not a slut. Goku was the first male she saw naked and she hadn't even had her first kiss, not even in the Red Ribbon arc. Bulma was a boy-crazy shallow idiot, but not a slut.
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cjsdowg
08/01/18 5:29:47 AM
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Honestly it doesn't seem like Goku has the mental ability to consent to anything. Also Chi Chi is a horrible person. Like if she married a normal person her being so upset with the fighting might be understandable but she married someone who she knew didn't even understand what marriage was and someone who as spent their whole life doing doing put fighting, and training to fight . And started this before he even knew what girl looked like.

I hope it was filler, but how she locked Gohan out of his house when she saw Pan flying, really just showed how bad she was .
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monkeysRfunny
08/01/18 5:38:04 AM
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Authentic_fan posted...
Evolician posted...
What makes you think Goku would have sex at all.

Chi-Chi probably had to manually extract the baby batter from him and then inseminate herself with a turkey baster.


She probably told him it was a training exercise

I can honestly see this happening...

"You insert that into my training hole!"
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ThyCorndog
08/01/18 5:39:28 AM
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kissing is for women. men go straight in to pound the tuna viciously
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NeonOctopus
08/01/18 6:17:17 AM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Remember the first half of Dragonball portrayed Bulma as a fucking huge slutm

Good times.


Not a slut. Goku was the first male she saw naked and she hadn't even had her first kiss, not even in the Red Ribbon arc. Bulma was a boy-crazy shallow idiot, but not a slut.

But she LITERALLY wants to trade Goku sex for his dragonball. Literally flashes her naked vagina to Roshi for a dragonball, wants to fuck Yamcha immediately, and wants to fuck General Blue despite being a murderous bad guy.

Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
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NeonOctopus
08/01/18 6:18:53 AM
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monkeysRfunny posted...
I can honestly see this happening...

"You insert that into my training hole!"

What if he goes all out cuz it's training and murders her from fucking? >_>
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monkeysRfunny
08/02/18 3:31:16 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
monkeysRfunny posted...
I can honestly see this happening...

"You insert that into my training hole!"

What if he goes all out cuz it's training and murders her from fucking? >_>

Then he'll still probably be like: "Did you see that Chichi? I was awesome! Chichi? Well, I'm sure you'll wake up in time to make me dinner."
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im not 13
08/02/18 3:41:12 AM
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Didn't they kiss off camera during the android saga when Goku got better? It was certainly implied
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pres_madagascar
08/02/18 3:45:16 AM
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Yomi posted...
Jagr_68 posted...
A marriage like Goku and Chi Chi's is one of the most bizarre and impossible relationships to ever exist in fiction...

-Probably had sex twice just to make Gohan and Goten
-Hates Goku's fighting even though that's who he'll always be
-Puts up with Goku's abysmal unfatherly behavior to a degree that makes even Homer Simpson think he's fucking horrible
-Prefers being a housewife with no longterm goals at like 32 lol

It's all outrageous where the fuck did Toriyama got the inspiration for her anyway.
That last one is quite common irl in Japan as far as I know. But yeah lol Toriyama isn't the best at portraying relationships. :P

Not anymore. Modern Japanese millenial women want nothing to do with Japanese men apparently.
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Yomi
08/02/18 6:36:39 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Yomi posted...
Jagr_68 posted...
A marriage like Goku and Chi Chi's is one of the most bizarre and impossible relationships to ever exist in fiction...

-Probably had sex twice just to make Gohan and Goten
-Hates Goku's fighting even though that's who he'll always be
-Puts up with Goku's abysmal unfatherly behavior to a degree that makes even Homer Simpson think he's fucking horrible
-Prefers being a housewife with no longterm goals at like 32 lol

It's all outrageous where the fuck did Toriyama got the inspiration for her anyway.
That last one is quite common irl in Japan as far as I know. But yeah lol Toriyama isn't the best at portraying relationships. :P

Not anymore. Modern Japanese millenial women want nothing to do with Japanese men apparently.
Well, according to the wiki the chapter where goku got married in the manga was released in 1988. So maybe it was true then
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Behaviorism
08/02/18 9:25:36 AM
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I don't understand how an alien and a human can even mate in the first place
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Kineth
08/02/18 9:30:13 AM
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I was laughing so hard when he said he'd never kissed Chi Chi.
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MARKINGRAM22
08/02/18 9:32:45 AM
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Didnt toriyama say if he were better at romance he probably would have put bulma and holy together?
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NeonOctopus
08/02/18 9:33:24 AM
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MARKINGRAM22 posted...
Didnt toriyama say if he were better at romance he probably would have put bulma and holy together?

Bulma and who?
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ForestLogic
08/02/18 9:47:59 AM
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who was put off by that line lol. It makes absolutely no fucking sense. My personal headcanon is that he was either fucking with everyone or suffered head trauma in one of the recent battles against Black.

Either way, yeah, Toriyama is kinda fucked up in that regard lol.
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tremain07
08/02/18 9:48:49 AM
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In the manga, and therefore canon he never kissed Chi-chi and GT was bullcrap, Chi-chi doesn't really care about the fighting nearly as much as the anime made her out to be, she actually trains Goten herself while Goku is being dead and she was rooting for Pan in end of Z , Gohan was the one she was really hard on, also, while the anime had Goku there for Gohan's birth the canon manga had Goku off training when Gohan was born with Goku innocently asking why Vegeta cares if he's there or not for Bulla's birth.

The weirdest relationship over Goku and Chi-chi is Vegeta and Bulma, but it seemed to have morphed into understanding and acceptable by Super now Krillin and 18 and 17 and his as of yet seen kids and wife are weirder considering how 18 is a money loving materialistic floozie and 17 went from being an arrogant kid to somebody who is constantly in a Zen like state, through that may be because of Super's shitty producer who shamelessly admitted he had the monster of all boners for 17.
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ForestLogic
08/02/18 9:50:33 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
-Prefers being a housewife with no longterm goals at like 32 lol


Also, this bugs me SO much that they pull this shit with female characters. They did it with Chi-chi, Videl, and Android 18 (aside from once in Super).

Why are female characters not allowed to be Z-Fighters? D: Buu Saga Videl is probably in my like Top 3 characters in the entire show.
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VTBM
08/02/18 10:00:51 AM
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MrK3V
08/02/18 10:02:02 AM
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Didn't he mean he had never administered a senzu bean the way trunks did before. AKA mouth to mouth
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tremain07
08/02/18 10:20:29 AM
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ForestLogic posted...
Jagr_68 posted...
-Prefers being a housewife with no longterm goals at like 32 lol


Also, this bugs me SO much that they pull this shit with female characters. They did it with Chi-chi, Videl, and Android 18 (aside from once in Super).

Why are female characters not allowed to be Z-Fighters? D: Buu Saga Videl is probably in my like Top 3 characters in the entire show.

Because they suck? Chi and Vidal are humans, what use is a human against all those freaks and monsters? 18 never had a battle boner, you have cauilfla and kale now but after this arc I doubt you'll them again and you can't have 21 because her actual personality isn't one for fighting and Towa is more of a brains over muscles, Dragonball just isn't interested in female fighters, it's a franchise for young boys after all
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dib153
08/02/18 10:25:12 AM
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The exageration of Goku's density is getting really old. Shame on schemmel for adopting the tfs personality

Has nobody considered that Goku has absolutely ravished chichi, as an alpha is wont to do, but just doesn't know the WORD for any of it?
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NeonOctopus
08/02/18 10:26:09 AM
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Goku also thought the word "marriage" was a type of food all the way back in OG Dragonball >_>
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MrK3V
08/02/18 10:27:03 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Goku also thought the word "marriage" was a type of food all the way back in OG Dragonball >_>


To be fair the boy was raised in a fucking forest by a single old man as weird as Roshi lol

That + saiyan heritage makes Goku not SO bad lol
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dave_is_slick
08/02/18 10:53:40 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
-Hates Goku's fighting even though that's who he'll always be

Well to be fair, once he started farming he apparently got pretty good at it.
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NeonOctopus
08/02/18 11:07:53 AM
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dave_is_slick posted...
Jagr_68 posted...
-Hates Goku's fighting even though that's who he'll always be

Well to be fair, once he started farming he apparently got pretty good at it.

Er....... I would definitely not say his farming skills in Super were "pretty good"....... at all >_>
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