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MysticBrohan
07/23/18 11:25:59 PM
#1:


you ever pee into the corner of of your pants? - Results (7 votes)
yeah
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nah
85.71% (6 votes)
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happens to me like twice a year
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pjbasis
07/23/18 11:27:23 PM
#2:


If I'm gonna pee my pants I'm gonna do it straight down the middle like a man
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turbopuns2
07/24/18 12:17:15 AM
#3:


Where is the corner of my pants
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Solioxrz362
07/24/18 12:19:25 AM
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turbopuns2 posted...
Where is the corner of my pants

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ninkendo
07/24/18 12:19:46 AM
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foolm0r0n
07/24/18 12:23:55 AM
#6:


brohan is spongebob confirmed
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NBIceman
07/24/18 12:28:44 AM
#7:


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MysticBrohan
07/24/18 12:49:25 AM
#8:


yknow when like you unbutton your pants you got 2 corners to deal with ok
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banananor
07/24/18 12:50:19 AM
#9:


Good tip
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TheKnightOfNee
07/24/18 1:10:19 AM
#10:


turbopuns2 posted...
Where is the corner of my pants

there's a 50% chance that's where your pee is, so start by looking there
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pxlated
07/24/18 1:13:39 AM
#11:


The responses to this topic made me do 2 separate spit takes

Thanks yall
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Heroic Bigpun
07/24/18 1:14:27 AM
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Kenri
07/24/18 1:17:23 AM
#13:


i don't know what the fuck this topic is about but i just wanted to say it's nice that you were trans inclusive in the title
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Raka_Putra
07/24/18 1:19:33 AM
#14:


Why would you do this
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Uglyface2
07/24/18 1:27:52 AM
#15:


Raka_Putra posted...
Why would you do this


It's not intentional. If you're not working with much then it can happen if your stream doesn't go where you're pointing it.
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FBike1
07/24/18 1:28:15 AM
#16:


This topic is full of liars.
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bryans7
07/24/18 1:35:43 AM
#17:


No I pee everywhere.
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Natwaf_akidna
07/24/18 8:54:23 AM
#18:


Nope

Straight down
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ColZach
07/24/18 8:57:34 AM
#19:


I havent pissed my pants ever.

Now...other things...
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azuarc
07/24/18 9:45:12 AM
#20:


I've misfired plenty, but I don't think I've ever "peed into the corners of my pants," and I can't even imagine what this means unless you completely drop trou when standing at a toilet.
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MrSmartGuy
07/24/18 10:50:37 AM
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The only thing I could think of after re-reading the first post a few times was having a moment where your pee just decides to split off in 2 or 3 directions for no reason and you get it on the leg of your pants. The intended answer was not something I was aware was a problem.
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Aecioo
07/24/18 11:53:45 AM
#22:


Once or twice a year I accidentally let go of my belt I'm holding back and it flops into my stream and I piss all over myself
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Tekashi69
07/24/18 10:30:18 PM
#23:


MysticBrohan posted...
yknow when like you unbutton your pants you got 2 corners to deal with ok


How does that makes corners
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DeepsPraw
07/24/18 11:41:02 PM
#24:


Kenri posted...
i don't know what the fuck this topic is about but i just wanted to say it's nice that you were trans inclusive in the title


I asked a trans girl if she peed standing up and she said she didn't.

Kinda bummed me out
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MysticBrohan
07/25/18 1:01:06 AM
#25:


Tekashi69 posted...
MysticBrohan posted...
yknow when like you unbutton your pants you got 2 corners to deal with ok


How does that makes corners

2 corners of pants corner 1: the button area corner 2 where the button hole is area
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ExThaNemesis
07/25/18 1:24:52 AM
#26:


I have no fucking idea what this is talking about.

Brohan.

What.
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Shaduln
07/25/18 2:26:28 AM
#27:


MysticBrohan posted...
Tekashi69 posted...
MysticBrohan posted...
yknow when like you unbutton your pants you got 2 corners to deal with ok


How does that makes corners

2 corners of pants corner 1: the button area corner 2 where the button hole is area

ok I finally get the question

still no wtf
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MysticBrohan
07/25/18 2:36:53 AM
#28:


how is this so difficult to understand its a fairly straightforward question
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MZero11
07/25/18 2:48:20 AM
#29:


Now that i finally understand the question: no, I pin those corners down with my wrists

Though those aren't the corners of of the pants. You should have said corners of the fly
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lordloki12
07/25/18 3:01:52 AM
#30:


MysticBrohan posted...
how is this so difficult to understand its a fairly straightforward question


Well the use of into instead of onto sends people in the wrong direction, the idea that pants have corners probably never occurs to anyone while they are peeing, the double of in the question, and no mention of screaming are all problems with this question.
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Shaduln
07/25/18 3:24:46 AM
#31:


I mean, I just swing out of the fly instead of unbuttoning my pants so I don't know what to tell you.
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redrocket
07/25/18 5:54:18 AM
#32:


Yeah this question inherently assumes that you unbutton your fly to pee which LMAO.
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redrocket
07/25/18 7:34:50 PM
#34:


metaIslug posted...
I think he's saying like if you're wearing shorts instead of opening your fly you'd pull one of the legs up and wiz


Interesting theory, but how would that result in, "peeing into the corner of your pants?"
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MysticBrohan
07/25/18 8:34:54 PM
#35:


pull one of the legs up wtf are you talking about? next time im wearing pants and need to pee im gonna diagram this shit for you chucklefucks
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NFUN
07/25/18 8:39:51 PM
#36:


MysticBrohan posted...
pull one of the legs up wtf are you talking about? next time im wearing pants and need to pee im gonna diagram this shit for you chucklefucks

there are already brohan dickpics in discord for any interested parties, btw
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Corrik
07/25/18 8:46:15 PM
#37:


Unzip pull out. Pee through hole.
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Logicblade
07/25/18 8:52:35 PM
#38:


My pants are round and strong and my pee is for the ladies only.
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ChaosTonyV4
07/25/18 9:34:32 PM
#39:


A few times in my wild youth, Id accidentally pee on the bottom of my shirt.
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Mitochondriagon
07/25/18 10:12:55 PM
#40:


Tf is this
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MZero11
07/26/18 8:26:13 AM
#41:


What's with the pee through the fly people

Isn't it uncomfortable to have the zipper teeth scratching your unit?
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ChaosTonyV4
07/26/18 8:29:54 AM
#42:


MZero11 posted...
What's with the pee through the fly people

Isn't it uncomfortable to have the zipper teeth scratching your unit?


Yeah I dont get it either, and if Im already pulling my briefs down, I might as well just unbutton a button.
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Tom Bombadil
07/26/18 8:42:08 AM
#43:


only when I forget to scream

MZero11 posted...
What's with the pee through the fly people

Isn't it uncomfortable to have the zipper teeth scratching your unit?


maybe if I was going commando?

MrSmartGuy posted...
The only thing I could think of after re-reading the first post a few times was having a moment where your pee just decides to split off in 2 or 3 directions for no reason and you get it on the leg of your pants.


oh god I hate this one time as a kid I wound up peeing on the shower curtain and my mom never believed me that I was in fact trying to aim
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DeepsPraw
07/26/18 8:57:59 AM
#44:


ChaosTonyV4 posted...
if Im already pulling my briefs down


your briefs most likely have a fly on them as well
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turbopuns2
07/27/18 1:36:32 PM
#45:


Is it actually less effort to utilize two flies compared to unfastening the pants?
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Raka_Putra
07/27/18 2:43:16 PM
#46:


My boxers have openings not flies.
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turbopuns2
07/30/18 5:20:51 AM
#47:


Raka_Putra posted...
My boxers have openings not flies.


Same difference. Like, to utilize it, you have to reach inside and pull it out, then to finish up you have to tuck it back in. I'm not convinced that the process takes less time or effort than just grabbing the top of your pants and/or boxers and pulling them down.

Granted, I guess part of the "benefit" of utilizing said features is the reduced risk of accidental wetness...? Maybe?
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Xiahou Shake
07/30/18 5:32:21 AM
#48:


People not using their flies to piss is one of the most continuously "wtf B8" things I've ever seen.
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MZero11
07/30/18 6:38:18 AM
#49:


Xiahou Shake posted...
People using their flies to piss is one of the most continuously "wtf B8" things I've ever seen.

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Tekashi69
07/30/18 12:45:19 PM
#50:


MZero11 posted...
Xiahou Shake posted...
People using their flies to piss is one of the most continuously "wtf B8" things I've ever seen.

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