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RoseSaver
07/17/18 8:11:23 PM
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"Bonsoir Jenna, loved your honesty and straightforwardness. I know I probably don't stand a chance with you, especially among all those alpha males who messaged you all over tri-states area. I want you to understand l recognise that. So just the same, to message you is to risk it all and nothing at all, may I invite you to sit at the park and learn about your aspirations and what lies ahead for you here in New York? Parlez-vous franais? Best, Vincent"

How does anyone possibly think this is a good message to send
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TomNook20
07/17/18 8:12:25 PM
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Burgess
07/17/18 8:12:56 PM
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Well you can clearly tell he's French because he's giving up as he tries.
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Slaya4
07/17/18 8:13:11 PM
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Lol way to give up before even trying.
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Polycosm
07/17/18 8:13:42 PM
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Burgess posted...
Well you can clearly tell he's French because he's giving up as he tries.

/topic
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RoseSaver
07/17/18 8:20:05 PM
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Burgess posted...
Well you can clearly tell he's French because he's giving up as he tries.

LOL I think he only sent that because I'm half french.

TomNook20 posted...
Respond with "Sorry, too busy being blasted by limitless chad dick"

Sent
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Slaya4
07/17/18 8:20:35 PM
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Pics or it didnt happen.
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RoseSaver
07/17/18 11:01:18 PM
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yPBA3E9

"uhm... I am sorry that you have to go through this."

smh
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/17/18 11:03:06 PM
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RoseSaver posted...
yPBA3E9

This is fucking amazing
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RoseSaver
07/17/18 11:10:16 PM
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"It's so hard to come forward to a woman like yourself. You just have this uncanny confidence. That I myself find very hard to replicate.

Yet here I stand, trying hard to stand out without looking crazy or unprepared. I was. In my mind writing this I thought it would be perfect. Then the time came and even reading it doesn't feel the same. It lacks what I feel. A sense of wonder. The anticipation of falling helplessly and enjoying it.

The prospect of growth. You don't know me, that's very true, and I may adore the idea of you, that's very true, but every great thing starts somewhere. So here I am."


Here's another amazing one. This is all after I updated my bio stating that as girls we have an obscene amount of choices, leading to high standards and the luxury of being able to cut off/not respond to anything we don't want to respond to.
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joestarrr
07/17/18 11:10:43 PM
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Comedy gold
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RoseSaver
07/17/18 11:18:15 PM
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Conflict posted...
That's some Edgar Allan Poe type s***

Don't worry, I was sure to let him know the situation with chad dick as well
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solosnake
07/17/18 11:19:58 PM
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wow.. lmao if im competing against stuff like that, no wonder ive been having decent luck so far
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Shuto-uke
07/17/18 11:20:59 PM
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RoseSaver posted...
yPBA3E9

"uhm... I am sorry that you have to go through this."

smh


LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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DezDroppedFreak
07/17/18 11:29:59 PM
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RoseSaver posted...
yPBA3E9

"uhm... I am sorry that you have to go through this."

smh

Mad respect for doing this loooool
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au_gold
07/17/18 11:33:17 PM
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Are you hot, TC?
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SmidgeIsntBack
07/17/18 11:33:19 PM
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RoseSaver posted...
yPBA3E9

"uhm... I am sorry that you have to go through this."

smh


This is a good topic.
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RoseSaver
07/17/18 11:40:55 PM
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solosnake posted...
wow.. lmao if im competing against stuff like that, no wonder ive been having decent luck so far

Dude I'm telling you be normal and put effort above "hey" and "how are you" (90% of the messages we receive) and you'll kill it.

au_gold posted...
Are you hot, TC?

Not enough to be receiving the weird ass thirsty messages I do
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/17/18 11:45:33 PM
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"Pics or it didn't happen." This was my first thought too.

RoseSaver posted...
yPBA3E9

"uhm... I am sorry that you have to go through this."

smh


... *slow clap* don't know if you're an alt or not but slow clap either way.
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/17/18 11:51:21 PM
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Lol, did those guys reply back?
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An_Actual_Chad
07/17/18 11:54:31 PM
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That was incredible.
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RoseSaver
07/17/18 11:55:38 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
... *slow clap* don't know if you're an alt or not but slow clap either way.

I'm an alt. Definitely don't shit post on my other account.

RoseSaver posted...
yPBA3E9

"uhm... I am sorry that you have to go through this."

smh

jNZT6xJ
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/17/18 11:56:54 PM
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RoseSaver posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
... *slow clap* don't know if you're an alt or not but slow clap either way.

I'm an alt. Definitely don't shit post on my other account.

RoseSaver posted...
yPBA3E9

"uhm... I am sorry that you have to go through this."

smh

jNZT6xJ


That was a good response.
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RoseSaver
07/17/18 11:58:38 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
That was a good response.

I figure I should give him some nice constructive criticism
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Muffinz0rz
07/18/18 12:00:13 AM
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DsSBBmz
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/18/18 12:02:14 AM
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RoseSaver posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
That was a good response.

I figure I should give him some nice constructive criticism


Caught me off guard. I was thinking copypasta. You got called to prove it and and you did and that was awesome so that was fun.
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Le__seul_dieu__
07/18/18 12:03:13 AM
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did this guy really open with "bonsoir" then ask if you understood french?he used the wrong one too yikes lol
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Ki_cat_
07/18/18 12:21:04 AM
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I think a short "hey how are you?" is fine if you're already online. But yes, one should ask a couple of questions if you can't woo with wit or put a "you seem nice, I think it'd be good to chat" so it doesn't sound so careless.

I dunno. It's better than this funky "I'm deep and interesting, better then others " bullshit.
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Eevee-Trainer
07/18/18 12:33:22 AM
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Tag af
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clearaflagrantj
07/18/18 12:41:38 AM
#31:


Pics of TC
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RoseSaver
07/18/18 3:10:33 AM
#32:


n4oG7AB

like what do i even say to this ._.
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SmidgeIsntBack
07/18/18 3:12:37 AM
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RoseSaver posted...
n4oG7AB

like what do i even say to this ._.


Do what he did and just hit Ctrl+V and send
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bulletproofvita
07/18/18 3:13:32 AM
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joestarrr posted...
Comedy gold

That's gold Jerry!
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bulletproofvita
07/18/18 3:14:18 AM
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RoseSaver posted...
n4oG7AB

like what do i even say to this ._.

Reply with "Hey"
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solosnake
07/18/18 3:14:41 AM
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haha, i kind of feel like just trolling girls on some dating sites now
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GameGodOfAll
07/18/18 3:16:03 AM
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RoseSaver posted...
yPBA3E9

"uhm... I am sorry that you have to go through this."

smh

What a fucking hero.
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Shuto-uke
07/18/18 8:28:47 AM
#38:


RoseSaver posted...
Dude I'm telling you be normal and put effort above "hey" and "how are you" (90% of the messages we receive) and you'll kill it.


show a good one you've received
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Shuto-uke
07/18/18 8:31:20 AM
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RoseSaver posted...
n4oG7AB

like what do i even say to this ._.


ask him to draw a Crash Bandicoot comic featuring you and him as crash characters
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Ryetoast
07/18/18 8:41:27 AM
#40:


Do you tend to reply more if someone mentions something you said in your bio?
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MFBKBass5
07/18/18 8:41:29 AM
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Back when I was using dating apps I usually said something along the lines of:

Hey there. You seem like a really sweet, genuine girl. Plus, youre ridiculously cute! AND you like (insert random info from her profile)?!? Win win!!!

Got lots of responses. If there wasnt much info in her profile Id usually make a joke about how mysterious she was.

Now Im dating a girl from Bumble by using that exact same tactic. Weve been dating for 6 months. Before her I dated a girl from tinder for 3 years. I guess Im a pro at dating apps
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MegaTech
07/18/18 8:41:59 AM
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Tag for morr
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Muffinz0rz
07/18/18 10:51:50 AM
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RoseSaver posted...
n4oG7AB

like what do i even say to this ._.

SmidgeIsntBack posted...
Do what he did and just hit Ctrl+V and send

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0AbsoluteZero0
07/18/18 2:03:39 PM
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Shuto-uke posted...
RoseSaver posted...
n4oG7AB

like what do i even say to this ._.


ask him to draw a Crash Bandicoot comic featuring you and him as crash characters

Lmao
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RoseSaver
07/18/18 9:24:41 PM
#47:


I apologize, you're right D:

Feel free to delete that and i'll reupload
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Shuto-uke
07/18/18 9:27:23 PM
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RoseSaver posted...
I apologize, you're right D:

Feel free to delete that and i'll reupload


done :D
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RoseSaver
07/18/18 9:28:09 PM
#49:


nice nice

ygKZDP6

Edit: I got one vote for responding with chad dick. I think I'll go for it
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au_gold
07/18/18 9:29:25 PM
#50:


RoseSaver posted...
n4oG7AB

like what do i even say to this ._.

Thanks. I have a feminine penis.
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Shuto-uke
07/18/18 9:32:25 PM
#51:


RoseSaver posted...
nice nice

ygKZDP6

Edit: I got one vote for responding with chad dick. I think I'll go for it


YES!!! >:)
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RoseSaver
07/18/18 9:35:03 PM
#52:


irj2tGc

ooh he's good. help me end his life ._.
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