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Bacon_Pancakes
07/11/18 4:50:11 PM
#51:


Muffinz0rz posted...
People like this are why women's guards are so up all the time

Makes online dating impossible for the rest of us n i c e g u y s.

It makes things easier because literally all you have to do is break through their shit barrier by not being a shit goose about everything.

I'm only average looking at best and incels make dating way easier for me
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Peter_Griffin33
07/11/18 4:51:01 PM
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iron jojo
07/11/18 4:54:13 PM
#53:


It's really strange you would criticize CEs approach to relationships when I'm sure 90% percent of us have more experience than you.
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iHuman
07/11/18 4:54:21 PM
#54:


Vyrulisse posted...
iHuman posted...
Maybe women should be HONEST and not make it seem like they like the guy but oh if could but I can't but if I could I would totally want to and you're great oh but I just can't you're so nice and good

She was very honest and friendly in her initial message though? She just wasn't feeling it, thanked him for the night and wished him luck.

Wasn't feeling it is just another "it's not you it's me." Tell him the truth.

You're not attractive enough for me.
You don't have enough money for me.
You're not funny.

Sometimes guys want to be crushed.
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Vyrulisse
07/11/18 4:59:09 PM
#55:


iHuman posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
iHuman posted...
Maybe women should be HONEST and not make it seem like they like the guy but oh if could but I can't but if I could I would totally want to and you're great oh but I just can't you're so nice and good

She was very honest and friendly in her initial message though? She just wasn't feeling it, thanked him for the night and wished him luck.

Wasn't feeling it is just another "it's not you it's me." Tell him the truth.

You're not attractive enough for me.
You don't have enough money for me.
You're not funny.

Sometimes guys want to be crushed.

YvEioFG
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Peter_Griffin33
07/11/18 4:59:55 PM
#56:


Vyrulisse posted...
iHuman posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
iHuman posted...
Maybe women should be HONEST and not make it seem like they like the guy but oh if could but I can't but if I could I would totally want to and you're great oh but I just can't you're so nice and good

She was very honest and friendly in her initial message though? She just wasn't feeling it, thanked him for the night and wished him luck.

Wasn't feeling it is just another "it's not you it's me." Tell him the truth.

You're not attractive enough for me.
You don't have enough money for me.
You're not funny.

Sometimes guys want to be crushed.

YvEioFG

This is why I love you
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HylianFox
07/11/18 5:00:20 PM
#57:


Sayoria posted...
Though I know I would reject myself.

as a gay man if I tried asking myself out I'd reject me on the spot
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iHuman
07/11/18 5:01:12 PM
#58:


White_Knight33 posted...
pls respond

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Vyrulisse
07/11/18 5:01:41 PM
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iHuman
07/11/18 5:03:03 PM
#60:


talks like a duck
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Bacon_Pancakes
07/11/18 5:03:54 PM
#61:


Vyrulisse posted...
iHuman posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
iHuman posted...
Maybe women should be HONEST and not make it seem like they like the guy but oh if could but I can't but if I could I would totally want to and you're great oh but I just can't you're so nice and good

She was very honest and friendly in her initial message though? She just wasn't feeling it, thanked him for the night and wished him luck.

Wasn't feeling it is just another "it's not you it's me." Tell him the truth.

You're not attractive enough for me.
You don't have enough money for me.
You're not funny.

Sometimes guys want to be crushed.

YvEioFG

Wuts wrong with vaping, bruh? Jealous that you can't get SICK clouds? I always get girls numbers with my tricks.

Hell, I impressed one chick so much the other day that she gave me her number while at work!

She wrote me a ticket for vaping inside a restaurant and said to call the court house to set up paying it. She's so cool and now I know where she works.
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Peter_Griffin33
07/11/18 5:05:53 PM
#62:


iHuman posted...
talks like a duck

User Since: Jun 2018
Karma: 14
Active Posts: 169

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDXhUjzFyyo" data-time="

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iHuman
07/11/18 5:10:34 PM
#63:


Peter_Griffin33 posted...
Steam Group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/ReallyBadGaming
Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/chucky2srevenge

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joestarrr
07/11/18 5:11:17 PM
#64:


what the hell is this topic
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Peter_Griffin33
07/11/18 5:12:33 PM
#65:


iHuman posted...
Peter_Griffin33 posted...
Steam Group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/ReallyBadGaming
Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/chucky2srevenge

Hey thanks, tell your friends
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Burnt_Puke82
07/11/18 5:24:22 PM
#66:


Maybe it's not, but it seems like the flow of alts on CE is at an all time high.

Or maybe it's just Hoth doing his thing. I don't even know anymore.
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AeroFlash15
07/11/18 5:27:51 PM
#67:


Kitt posted...
BWLurker posted...
@Kitt

This? Was all I could find doing some searching
https://imgur.com/gallery/8DNNB

This: https://imgur.com/a/NSOaa6J

It's long but worth it.

The end had me choking. He was so desperate and she knew he was bullshitting.

"keeerp promse"
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DarthGravid
07/11/18 5:43:33 PM
#68:


What the hell is this? I cannot believe that these are real conversations. Do these losers actually think that this will change anything? She said no, there are roughly 3.5 billion other women.

Stand up and be a man, and if you can't manage that, wipe the snot off of your face, pull up your pants, and act like one.
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legendarylemur
07/11/18 5:45:29 PM
#69:


Vyrulisse posted...
iHuman posted...
Maybe women should be HONEST and not make it seem like they like the guy but oh if could but I can't but if I could I would totally want to and you're great oh but I just can't you're so nice and good

She was very honest and friendly in her initial message though? She just wasn't feeling it, thanked him for the night and wished him luck.

Yeah this lol. Honestly, it's not a bad rejection compared to flat out ignoring to begin with etc
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EdgeMaster
07/11/18 7:18:42 PM
#70:


Zikten posted...
I never understand these pictures. how does anyone think those are good things to say? I have autism and I would never say something like that. but maybe it's just cause I am too shy to really talk at all. I think there is a "version" of autism that gives you all the weird shit but not the shyness and I guess that is how you get these people who talk so oddly to girls. but to me it's an alien concept. at best I would just talk about generic stuff like her job or what shows she likes to watch. at worst I'd just not say anything at all


Made me LOL. Not gonna get into it but one person with autism is just that, one person with autism. Sounds like youre high functioning, congrats.

Also LOLd pretty hard at the suicide convo and the OP was pretty bad, lol double booked yet still desperate.
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Choco
07/12/18 8:33:10 AM
#71:


iHuman posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
iHuman posted...
Maybe women should be HONEST and not make it seem like they like the guy but oh if could but I can't but if I could I would totally want to and you're great oh but I just can't you're so nice and good

She was very honest and friendly in her initial message though? She just wasn't feeling it, thanked him for the night and wished him luck.

Wasn't feeling it is just another "it's not you it's me." Tell him the truth.

You're not attractive enough for me.
You don't have enough money for me.
You're not funny.

Sometimes guys want to be crushed.

wtf
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