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Sayoria
07/08/18 4:22:30 PM
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Monolith1676
07/08/18 4:24:10 PM
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I was going to say turn yourself into your own girlfriend.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/08/18 4:24:15 PM
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Thats just sad and funny, what a pathetic chump.
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ssj3vegeta2
07/08/18 4:24:16 PM
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Wow she's a bitch, lrn2take a joke sweetheart maybe you wouldn't be single lol tbh
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Sayoria
07/08/18 4:25:26 PM
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Monolith1676 posted...
I was going to say turn yourself into your own girlfriend.


I could. Though I know I would reject myself.
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Letron_James
07/08/18 4:26:25 PM
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Came in expecting sex change as the only viable option tbh
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Flockaveli
07/08/18 4:34:42 PM
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Doctors have ZERO swag. This is a fact.
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Kitt
07/08/18 4:38:13 PM
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I've been spoiled. None of these will ever top the guy pretending to kill himself unless the girl sent nudes. That should be considered a classic now.
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edededdy
07/08/18 4:43:15 PM
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tc how did you get your hands on smoliskes first convo with joestarrr?
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Ilishe
07/08/18 4:45:26 PM
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Lol

Is that real
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Vicious_Dios
07/08/18 4:46:22 PM
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Ilishe posted...
Lol

Is that real


Very real, and it's not even the worst convo out there. Sadly.
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Ultima Dragon
07/08/18 4:49:10 PM
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Kitt posted...
I've been spoiled. None of these will ever top the guy pretending to kill himself unless the girl sent nudes. That should be considered a classic now.


That shit was hilarious dude. "sned nud kerp yr prosmis"

Those would have to be some hella fine nudes to miraculously reverse the effects of the pills he "OD'd" on.
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Trumpo
07/08/18 4:50:21 PM
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dammit Tadamoto
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teepan95
07/08/18 4:50:31 PM
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Kitt posted...
I've been spoiled. None of these will ever top the guy pretending to kill himself unless the girl sent nudes. That should be considered a classic now.

...what?
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BWLurker
07/08/18 4:55:39 PM
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@Kitt

This? Was all I could find doing some searching
https://imgur.com/gallery/8DNNB
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Zikten
07/08/18 5:08:54 PM
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I never understand these pictures. how does anyone think those are good things to say? I have autism and I would never say something like that. but maybe it's just cause I am too shy to really talk at all. I think there is a "version" of autism that gives you all the weird shit but not the shyness and I guess that is how you get these people who talk so oddly to girls. but to me it's an alien concept. at best I would just talk about generic stuff like her job or what shows she likes to watch. at worst I'd just not say anything at all
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Ivynn
07/08/18 5:11:39 PM
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BWLurker posted...
@Kitt

This? Was all I could find doing some searching
https://imgur.com/gallery/8DNNB


wtf
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Choco
07/08/18 5:15:25 PM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
Wow she's a bitch, lrn2take a joke sweetheart maybe you wouldn't be single lol tbh

XFD
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Kitt
07/08/18 5:36:10 PM
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BWLurker posted...
@Kitt

This? Was all I could find doing some searching
https://imgur.com/gallery/8DNNB

This: https://imgur.com/a/NSOaa6J

It's long but worth it.
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Ilishe
07/09/18 5:07:27 AM
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Wow that last one was special. How low will a guy go
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KamenRiderBlade
07/09/18 5:13:38 AM
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@Sayoria posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
I was going to say turn yourself into your own girlfriend.


I could. Though I know I would reject myself.
Hypothethically, instead of being Trans, you were to split into a Male & Female version of you.

All 100% Biological Male / Female with the parts of your brain appropriately split to the correct sides.

Would you still reject yourself then?
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dr_marble
07/09/18 5:31:33 AM
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Flockaveli posted...
Doctors have ZERO swag. This is a fact.

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3khc
07/09/18 5:36:37 AM
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Kitt posted...
BWLurker posted...
@Kitt

This? Was all I could find doing some searching
https://imgur.com/gallery/8DNNB

This: https://imgur.com/a/NSOaa6J

It's long but worth it.

Those people are evil
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Sayoria
07/09/18 5:40:31 AM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
@Sayoria posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
I was going to say turn yourself into your own girlfriend.


I could. Though I know I would reject myself.
Hypothethically, instead of being Trans, you were to split into a Male & Female version of you.

All 100% Biological Male / Female with the parts of your brain appropriately split to the correct sides.

Would you still reject yourself then?


Eh. Never liked my male-self, so yeah.
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pinky0926
07/09/18 5:43:54 AM
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Man she dodged a bullet, lmao

Imagine dating that guy. Like imagine how fragile he would be all the time
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KamenRiderBlade
07/09/18 5:44:06 AM
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@Sayoria posted...
Eh. Never liked my male-self, so yeah.
I think that's more due to the current psychological conflicts.

I'm pretty sure your male half wasn't as bad as you make it out to be.

But if your psychology / mental structure had the male / female sides split, would that change?

Ergo, the Male Body would only have the Male Personality / Male Thoughts / Male Pscyhe

The same with the Female Body & Female Personality / Female Thoughts / Female Psyche.

There wouldn't be the mish mash that there is right now.

So no internal conflicts on gender, each new body would be 100% clear on what they want.
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do_ob_tpkillr
07/09/18 5:44:28 AM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
Hypothethically, instead of being Trans, you were to split into a Male & Female version of you.

All 100% Biological Male / Female with the parts of your brain appropriately split to the correct sides.

Would you still reject yourself then?


I believe this genre is called "selfcest".
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KamenRiderBlade
07/09/18 5:46:36 AM
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do_ob_tpkillr posted...
I believe this genre is called "selfcest".
You might have just created a new genre.
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Funkydog
07/09/18 5:48:14 AM
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Just when I thought that wouldn't get worse... it got worse.
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do_ob_tpkillr
07/09/18 5:48:23 AM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
You might have just created a new genre.


Actually, no.
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KamenRiderBlade
07/09/18 5:51:15 AM
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do_ob_tpkillr posted...
Actually, no.
So it's been a thing already?
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do_ob_tpkillr
07/09/18 5:52:33 AM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
So it's been a thing already?


Yes

But of course, you must understand that this is not a thing that is physically possible in the real world.
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TheCyborgNinja
07/09/18 5:54:12 AM
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Holy shit. What a fucking loser.
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Sayoria
07/09/18 6:00:37 AM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
@Sayoria posted...
Eh. Never liked my male-self, so yeah.
I think that's more due to the current psychological conflicts.

I'm pretty sure your male half wasn't as bad as you make it out to be.

But if your psychology / mental structure had the male / female sides split, would that change?

Ergo, the Male Body would only have the Male Personality / Male Thoughts / Male Pscyhe

The same with the Female Body & Female Personality / Female Thoughts / Female Psyche.

There wouldn't be the mish mash that there is right now.

So no internal conflicts on gender, each new body would be 100% clear on what they want.


Maybe. I mean, my "male side" has always been more.... I dunno, chivalrous without the "nice guy" aspects that some may associate, yet my female side prefers a chivalrous man and isn't really a "feminist" at all. Working as a guy, I would hold doors open for people, always try to make others happy, and usually bend over backwards to do it. I don't like yelling. I get along with practically everyone. So maybe.
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Anony1125
07/09/18 6:17:38 AM
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Kitt posted...
BWLurker posted...
@Kitt

This? Was all I could find doing some searching
https://imgur.com/gallery/8DNNB

This: https://imgur.com/a/NSOaa6J

It's long but worth it.

"nof ce"
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DrizztLink
07/09/18 6:21:14 AM
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bulletproofvita
07/09/18 6:53:10 AM
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This is so old....
But so good

*eats pie
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Vyrulisse
07/09/18 9:01:59 AM
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Le__seul_dieu__
07/09/18 9:44:17 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Thats just sad.

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Ruvan22
07/09/18 8:52:22 PM
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3khc posted...
Kitt posted...
BWLurker posted...
@Kitt

This? Was all I could find doing some searching
https://imgur.com/gallery/8DNNB

This: https://imgur.com/a/NSOaa6J

It's long but worth it.

Those people are evil


THIS SO MUCH

While the guys reacting like entitled brats is terrible, these two took emotional manipulation to sadistic levels....
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Zodd3224
07/09/18 9:02:34 PM
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Why are you posting my texts to you Say???

We still on for Weds right ;-)
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Benify
07/09/18 9:04:52 PM
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Kitt posted...
I've been spoiled. None of these will ever top the guy pretending to kill himself unless the girl sent nudes. That should be considered a classic now.


https://imgur.com/pMoL6YE
https://imgur.com/0Bj1Qi4
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Sayoria
07/09/18 9:38:29 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Why are you posting my texts to you Say???

We still on for Weds right ;-)


O....o.....of course. <3

(Though my friends would be upset I would be missing the board game night!)
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Delirious_Beard
07/09/18 9:46:28 PM
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Benify posted...
Kitt posted...
I've been spoiled. None of these will ever top the guy pretending to kill himself unless the girl sent nudes. That should be considered a classic now.


https://imgur.com/pMoL6YE
https://imgur.com/0Bj1Qi4


no way that's real
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SpinKirby
07/09/18 9:49:07 PM
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Delirious_Beard posted...
Benify posted...
Kitt posted...
I've been spoiled. None of these will ever top the guy pretending to kill himself unless the girl sent nudes. That should be considered a classic now.


https://imgur.com/pMoL6YE
https://imgur.com/0Bj1Qi4


no way that's real


It's honestly not that bad.
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OwlRammer
07/11/18 4:41:07 PM
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Muffinz0rz
07/11/18 4:44:58 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
6wUBIkK

People like this are why women's guards are so up all the time

Makes online dating impossible for the rest of us n i c e g u y s.
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iHuman
07/11/18 4:47:38 PM
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Maybe women should be HONEST and not make it seem like they like the guy but oh if could but I can't but if I could I would totally want to and you're great oh but I just can't you're so nice and good
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Vyrulisse
07/11/18 4:48:40 PM
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iHuman posted...
Maybe women should be HONEST and not make it seem like they like the guy but oh if could but I can't but if I could I would totally want to and you're great oh but I just can't you're so nice and good

She was very honest and friendly in her initial message though? She just wasn't feeling it, thanked him for the night and wished him luck.
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