Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 450: NOBODY READY FOR.... Ellsworth

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TheRock1525 posted...

6 pinfalls in 13 minutes.

Fuck this match.

That's not really a fair way to look at it since 4 of those happening quickly are extremely logical with how it has gone
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Jakyl25 posted...

TheRock1525 posted...

6 pinfalls in 13 minutes.

Fuck this match.

? You mean 5?

Whatever one is a DQ, you know what I mean. 6 falls in 13 minutes.
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Also, fuck this crowd
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StealThisSheen posted...

Also, fuck this crowd

I've actually never been as pissed off by a crowd as this.
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ScareChan posted...

what are they chanting

Wheres the Clock?

They took the clock down to see if that stopped the crowd

So now theyre just guessing countdown times
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holy jesus this is high scoring

unlike boring football
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scarletspeed7 posted...

ScareChan posted...

what are they chanting

Where's the clock

They took it down

they need it up for dolph and seth though:\

fuck this crowd. Imagine being one of these guys
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Y'all deserve Roman Reigns as the top babyface.

Y'all deserve to have Roman Reigns hold the Universal and WWE titles for years.
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I don't understand the issue with multiple logical falls in a short amount of time like this. It makes sense and it's a nice change of pace from how these matches typically go. I mean, you have Dolph and Seth. Of course this was going to be unorthodox.
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

I don't understand the issue with multiple logical falls in a short amount of time like this. It makes sense and it's a nice change of pace from how these matches typically go. I mean, you have Dolph and Seth. Of course this was going to be unorthodox.

I like this. It's a great change of pace.
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This match is fun and a nice change of pace, yes

This crowd just randomly doing the Rumble countdown shit over and over again is the worst and I hope WWE never goes here again, or if they do, they give Reigns the title for one night and put him in every match
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I'd like the idea in a 60 minute Iron Man Match.

30 minutes is too short. They lost so much of the match to that. It's kept the match from getting any momentum.
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scarletspeed7 posted...

PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

I don't understand the issue with multiple logical falls in a short amount of time like this. It makes sense and it's a nice change of pace from how these matches typically go. I mean, you have Dolph and Seth. Of course this was going to be unorthodox.

I like this. It's a great change of pace.

I think, admittedly to nitpick, this isnt really a change of pace. I think like half of WWE Iron Man matches have had the Trade a DQ for multiple falls booking
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you saw two title changes

roman lost in the midcard

you had Rusev fight for a title

and you are getting an iron man main event

and you are trolling a clock

they should never get another ppv there
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Im guessing they are cheering the clock because its onbecause under 10 minutes
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And of course the biggest pop of the night from the crowd is them putting the clock back up.

Pittsburgh sucks so fucking much.
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Also I think this REALLY REALLY exposes the fatal flaw in WWE main event style.

Its built entirely around false finishes.

But we already know when this match finishes
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I still like this clock thing, I think it's fun
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It's very obvious that this has a ton of people from Philly in the crowd tonight. They usually do for PPVs. That's what happened with the infamous Pittsburgh Royal Rumble. If you go to any Raw or Smackdown taping, it's always quiet enough to hear someone sneeze on the other side of the venue.
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Now what would be a change of pace is if we don't get another fall the rest of the way.
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Like it reminds me how HiaC crowds were dead to start with for awhile because they knew it would never end before the wrestlers left the Cell, so they had to retrain the crowd by having multiple HiaC matches never leave the Cell.
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we need to know biscuit

would you have participated in this clock stuff
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I also like how the commentators have stopped mentioning it
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a near double count out that seth barely beats it but dolph doesnt to tie it could be interesting
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Also, this is why I hate 6 falls in the first 12-13 minutes.

Because now when wrestlers should be more tired, more susceptible to falls, and now they're kicking out of everything.

Buckle Bomb five minutes in? Oh I'm down for 3.

Top rope superplex-falcon arrow? Kick out at 2!
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And now he gets a 3 count off that.
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Icehawk via text about the crowd:

When do you stop being amused by this?

Never. The answer apparently was that they would never stop being abused by this.
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ScareChan posted...

we need to know biscuit

would you have participated in this clock stuff

It's hard to say.

On one hand, I think this has been a pretty uninspired PPV with a mediocre start to the show. That's the main reason everyone rioted so hard on the Royal Rumble and I certainly joined in on that. But this has had at least some moments, but ultimately it would leave people restless enough by now.

But at the same time, this main event is actually great and deserves attention and cheers, so I'd probably be annoyed that of all the matches, this one is the one that gets shit when, frankly, it's the only great match of the night. So no, I probably wouldn't join in with this.
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the chants bring joy into my sad cold heart
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how does graves and cole makebetter sports analogys than coach
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save-us_kurt
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I want vince to come out and count down from 10 and laugh please
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LMFAO

What is the point

LMAO
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Okay that ending made me laugh so hard. I approve.
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oh ya ziggles
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ScareChan posted...

LMFAO

What is the point

LMAO

To show how dumb baby faces are
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I still want vince to come out to the pittsburgh crowd and count down from 10 and say "you deserve this" and laugh and all that
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Next time have the clock count up like soccer
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Now you guys know how Vince feels when he puts together these great, amazing main events featuring the most compelling man in wrestling and then the crowd just ruins it for him, absolutely RUINS IT for him by booing poor Roman
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They should just randomly play the buzzer to fuck with the crowd
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Maybe the B-Team should have main evented
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Bo is, ironically, actually motivational now
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WERE GONNA GET SOME BUFFALO WINGS!

I dont want em hot! GET EM MILD!!

This is a great segment. They are working so hard
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please go watch the B-Teams celebration on the post show if you missed it
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ninkendo posted...

please go watch the B-Teams celebration on the post show if you missed it

That was something else, loved it!
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God, ER blew Donkey.

I give it an F and the company an F.

If Big Dave were to entirely rubbish it, I wouldn't disagree with him and that would be a first.

If this the best you've got to offer, WWE. I don't wanna see your worst.

The show left me feeling sour.
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Hardcore_Adult posted...

If Big Dave were to entirely rubbish it, I wouldn't disagree with him and that would be a first.

He said it was awful on WOR and I don't think he had a single good word about it.
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man the last two matches were fine

owens/braun wasn't bad either
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stop watching WWE they promote racists and do not care what you want.
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