Board 8 > "Blade" Mafia 5 T1 - Moo can win! Moo feel great! MOO. CAN. MOO. THIS!

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I thought of the topic title myself yay~

1. Worship cats, for they are superior.
2. Meta is dangerous, do so at own risk.
3. I forgot the third rule, but it probably wasn't important.
4. Don't forget rule 1, as it is the most important rule.

The Cows

1. Donker
2. Scare
3. Death
4. IGCD
5. Colzach
6. FD
7. Leo
8. Panthera
9. Red
11. Eaed
12. Alakazam
13. Zyxyz0
14. Suprak
15. BlueCrystalTear
16. Dowolf
17. Chris
18. MZero
19. Han
20. Corrik

???
10. Shaduln

Shaduln could not be found.

@NewDonker
@Scarechan
@htaeD
@IfGodCouldDie
@ColZach
@Forceful_Dragon
@RogueNoble
@Panthera
@Leafeon13N

Day 1 ends at 11pm tomorrow night. This means you have like... 36 or so hours. Additionally, the length of the day may be reduced by up to 3 hours by popular vote to 8pm tomorrow night. This vote can only be made during the first 24 hours of the day. Votes containing similar times (IE: 10pm, 10:01 pm, 10:05 pm), may be combined and averaged.

@Eaedwards6400
@AlakazamTrainer
@Zyxyz0
@Suprak the Stud
@BlueCrystalTear
@Dowolf
@DoomTheGyarados
@MZero11
@HanOfTheNekos
@Corrik

Repeated for emphasis:

Day 1 ends at 11pm tomorrow night. This means you have like... 36 or so hours. Additionally, the length of the day may be reduced by up to 3 hours by popular vote up to 8pm tomorrow night. This vote can only be made during the first 24 hours of the day. Votes containing similar times (IE: 10pm, 10:01 pm, 10:05 pm), may be combined and averaged.

I like a longer day one. I also presume times are Eastern?

(this is BlueCrystalTear @ work if you didn't know by now btw)
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Umm.

Also dogs > cats.
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Can shad not post?
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Yea what happened to Shad

Crescent-Moon posted...

@Suprak_the_Stud

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##Vote: Corrik

Fake content. Obviously no one but scum is likely to know what happened to him.

This vote could go to Zach as well but I only have one.
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IfGodCouldDie posted...

##Vote: Corrik

Fake content. Obviously no one but scum is likely to know what happened to him.

This vote could go to Zach as well but I only have one.

Okay
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IfGodCouldDie posted...

Fake content. Obviously no one but scum is likely to know what happened to him.

Corrk didn't ask what happened to him though
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Also

##Vote: dowolf

Broke rule 1, obv scum
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I misread then.

##Unvote
##Vote:Zach
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Shall we dance again Corrik?
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I just noticed crescent did not even @ shad.
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Thus I asked if he can not post.
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Alakazamtrainer posted...

Shall we dance again Corrik?

I mean, what does this even mean? I just usually fiddle you around on strings like a puppet. Takes two to tango and you are definitely not tangoing with me.
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##Vote: Alakazam
Something something tunnel vision. Just kidding, Im going to (hopefully) not do that this time.

Also, I am available for about 2 more hours, then Im going to an amusement park til 10ish probably. Its a 2 hour drive each way. Ill try and post while Im line for rides.
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Im just curious what kind of scum shit can make a player out Day 1

##Vote: ColZach

Aka, DonnyG.

I may have been dead before you replaced into the last game, but I can still hold an irrational grudge, dammit
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ColZach posted...

Im just curious what kind of scum shit can make a player out Day 1

If I had to guess, I'd say it has to do with Shad's own role, but I don't know for sure.

Alakazamtrainer posted...

Shall we dance again Corrik?

I too would like to know to what you refer.
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##Vote: Corrik

He has to be scum... he's always scum, or dead night 1
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Corrik and Alakazam know each other IRL. They're dancing partners.

Alakazamtrainer posted...

Vote: Corrik

He has to be scum... he's always scum, or dead night 1

But he was neither of those things last game, which you were in
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ColZach posted...

Im just curious what kind of scum shit can make a player out Day 1

I can only assume a distinct lack of in-ness.
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Is this real?
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This is Persona 5 Mafia, Topic 1. Shad was kidnapped by Phantom Thieves.
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dowolf is obvscum

##Vote: Shad

Does this do anything?
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Night zero?
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RogueNoble posted...

This is Persona 5 Mafia, Topic 1. Shad was kidnapped by Phantom Thieves.

not gonna lie, I read this and didn't process that this wasn't P5 mafia for a hot minute.
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Votals plz
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tag

HanOfTheNekos posted...

RogueNoble posted...

This is Persona 5 Mafia, Topic 1. Shad was kidnapped by Phantom Thieves.

not gonna lie, I read this and didn't process that this wasn't P5 mafia for a hot minute.

What? This post reeks of fake.
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I dunno, my jokes are pretty convincing.

I bet at least one person starts calling ColZach DonnyG once I do it enough, even though I'm only razzing him about Ulti's insanity in the sign up topic.
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Corrik posted...

HanOfTheNekos posted...

RogueNoble posted...

This is Persona 5 Mafia, Topic 1. Shad was kidnapped by Phantom Thieves.

not gonna lie, I read this and didn't process that this wasn't P5 mafia for a hot minute.

What? This post reeks of fake.

This post is definitely fake.

Voting Corrik once votals appear.
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Every post in this fake day one topic made by fake blade is extremely genuine
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What if this isn't even the actual mafia game and Crescent is just pulling one on us?
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HanOfTheNekos posted...

What if this isn't even the actual mafia game and Crescent is just pulling one on us?

I would imagine that it just becomes the real game.
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HanOfTheNekos posted...

What if this isn't even the actual mafia game and Crescent is just pulling one on us?

That's some next level meta

Can you imagine when the real game starts and people are quoting posts from the fake mafia game
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It would explain why the rules involve worshipping cats instead of playing mafia.

I do love cats though so that works out
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Alakazamtrainer posted...

##Vote: Corrik

He has to be scum... he's always scum, or dead night 1

Made this post a little early, Zam. It's not day 2 yet, so your scumteam hasn't shot yet, How embarassing!
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Clearly scum disappeared Shad N0 and it's suspicious Corrik wasn't the target
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Anyway, I was going to slowroll this but Blade games are nothing if not ABSURD.

I scanned ColZach guilty N0, let's get 'im boys.
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Jamie is purring.
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That's a pretty suspicious non-reaction to a guilty scan. I think we can pretty conclusively say HanOfTheNekos and ColZach (DonnyG) are linked.
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RogueNoble posted...

Anyway, I was going to slowroll this but Blade games are nothing if not ABSURD.

I scanned ColZach guilty N0, let's get 'im boys.

This reeks of fakeness
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That's a pretty suspicious reaction to a guilty scan. I think we can pretty conclusively say MZero11, HanOfTheNekos and ColZach (DonnyG) are linked.
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MZero11 posted...

RogueNoble posted...

Anyway, I was going to slowroll this but Blade games are nothing if not ABSURD.

I scanned ColZach guilty N0, let's get 'im boys.

This reeks of fakeness

I'm not falling for it so easily after Corrik's stunt last game
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N0 scans are fake like 99% of the time so I would argue it's a perfectly natural reaction!
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I am not linked with MZero, though.
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Right, but what if one of these random usernames I've never seen before sees that and gives something away from their reaction? Like the guy who's username is a keyboard mash and may never have played mafia before. You're cutting off my chance to get information there and I don't care for that.
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Hey guys, this will be my only post of day one. I want to live to see day 2 and if I am useless I have confidence town will meta correctly that I am town and not lynch me but scum might still not kill me because who the fuck kills an idle guy night 1 even if it is me?

Moo.

Love,

Chris
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