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CarlGrimes
05/12/18 7:45:38 PM
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That was a messed up mission.
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Hexenherz
05/12/18 7:53:02 PM
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I don't honestly recall that one >_>.
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NeonOctopus
05/12/18 7:53:47 PM
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spikethedevil
05/12/18 7:54:54 PM
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No recollection of that quest.
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soulunison2
05/12/18 7:55:06 PM
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Goddamn rip Skyrim
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NeonOctopus
05/12/18 7:55:46 PM
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Superlinkbro
05/12/18 7:57:37 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Maybe TC forget he installed a mod....

Yeah a pedo mod.
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KingTumbleweed
05/12/18 7:57:40 PM
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I think he means the Heart of Diabella quest, the one where you rescue a little girl from bandits because some priests need her for something.
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spikethedevil
05/12/18 7:58:16 PM
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So not what he TC was saying at all then.
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0AbsoluteZero0
05/12/18 7:59:48 PM
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Jesus Carl, how high were you while playing Skyrim anyway? Looks like you completely botched this topic.
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ChainedRedone
05/12/18 8:00:34 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
So not what he TC was saying at all then.


Yeah it's what he said. Priest is part of "the sex religion"
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spikethedevil
05/12/18 8:05:48 PM
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She is the leader/in direct cobract with Diabella so they are not going to go the pedo route with her.
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NeonOctopus
05/12/18 8:06:49 PM
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Is Diabella actually about sex or is it about love and all the crazy radical members think it's about sex? >_>
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gunplagirl
05/12/18 8:11:47 PM
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KingTumbleweed posted...
I think he means the Heart of Diabella quest, the one where you rescue a little girl from bandits because some priests need her for something.

She's supposed to become a priestess or something and you delivered a paltry sum to her parents in exchange for the daughter.

But yeah, hardly a sex religion.
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CarlGrimes
05/12/18 8:21:57 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
So not what he TC was saying at all then.

Yes it is. You need to bring them the girl because she is the avatar of the Goddess of sex, Dibella.
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CarlGrimes
05/12/18 8:23:17 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Is Diabella actually about sex or is it about love and all the crazy radical members think it's about sex? >_>

Mara is the Goddess of Love and Dibella is the Goddess of Sex/Lust.
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EbonTitanium
05/12/18 8:31:08 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Is Diabella actually about sex or is it about love and all the crazy radical members think it's about sex? >_>

She is the goddess of beauty, love, affection, and art.
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ASithLord7
05/12/18 8:37:51 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Is Diabella actually about sex or is it about love and all the crazy radical members think it's about sex? >_>

Mara is the Goddess of Love and Dibella is the Goddess of Sex/Lust.

Nope
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spikethedevil
05/12/18 8:46:03 PM
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Dibella is the goddess of beauty and Mara is the goddess of maternity and love.
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CarlGrimes
05/12/18 8:46:16 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Is Diabella actually about sex or is it about love and all the crazy radical members think it's about sex? >_>

Mara is the Goddess of Love and Dibella is the Goddess of Sex/Lust.

Nope

How not? Mara's mission has you hooking up couples, and it is where you get married. And anything to do with as to do with sex, like at one woman in Riften that was banging all the dudes and giving out tokens, and stealing naked statues, has to do with Dibella.
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Bat178
05/12/18 9:00:28 PM
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Changing the subject, anyone else refuse to side with the Stormcloaks now that we know what happens when people like them get into power here in the real world (particularly in the US)?
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Zikten
05/12/18 9:03:15 PM
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Bat178 posted...
Changing the subject, anyone else refuse to side with the Stormcloaks now that we know what happens when people like them get into power here in the real world (particularly in the US)?

no cause I found out in the lore that the Stormcloak's god literally holds the fabric of the world together. without that god, the world ends. also, the empire is siding with t he elves who want to conquer the world. I know that people try to say Stormcloaks are racist but they really are the good guys
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Zikten
05/12/18 9:04:14 PM
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plus siding with the empire never made sense to me considering how the game starts
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Vyrulisse
05/12/18 9:07:18 PM
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Bat178 posted...
Changing the subject, anyone else refuse to side with the Stormcloaks now that we know what happens when people like them get into power here in the real world (particularly in the US)?

Except Ulfric is nothing like Trump for example he actually fought in a war.
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Darklit_Minuet
05/12/18 9:11:14 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
Mara is the Goddess of Love and Dibella is the Goddess of Sex/Lust.

Mara is literally a giant green penis chariot. How is that not sex/lust
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ASithLord7
05/12/18 9:15:23 PM
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Zikten posted...
Bat178 posted...
Changing the subject, anyone else refuse to side with the Stormcloaks now that we know what happens when people like them get into power here in the real world (particularly in the US)?

no cause I found out in the lore that the Stormcloak's god literally holds the fabric of the world together. without that god, the world ends. also, the empire is siding with t he elves who want to conquer the world. I know that people try to say Stormcloaks are racist but they really are the good guys

Talos is not the Stormcloaks God and doesnt need belief for his power.
The Empire did not side with the Dominion

How the fuck is it possible for one person to be so ignorant about literally every subject imaginable? Stick to getting banned for posting swastikas
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DuneMan
05/12/18 9:46:30 PM
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The freaky sex stuff is mostly limited to Haelga in her bunkhouse in Riften. Inspecting her bedroom reveals a lot of 'props' used in her interactions. Haelga is why some within the TES universe deride Dibella as the 'goddess of whores'.

While Dibella isn't against polyamory, that isn't the point. It's more about surrendering to pure love wherever you find it, including for art, music, and beauty in general.
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iPhone_7
05/12/18 11:34:58 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
Zikten posted...
no cause I found out in the lore that the Stormcloak's god literally holds the fabric of the world together. without that god, the world ends. also, the empire is siding with t he elves who want to conquer the world. I know that people try to say Stormcloaks are racist but they really are the good guys

Talos is not the Stormcloaks God and doesnt need belief for his power.
The Empire did not side with the Dominion

How the fuck is it possible for one person to be so ignorant about literally every subject imaginable? Stick to getting banned for posting swastikas

I ****ing LOLd. Burned so bad its like a dragon got to him.
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Zikten
05/13/18 12:26:13 AM
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there is a reason I have him on ignore
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masterpug53
05/13/18 12:28:58 AM
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DuneMan posted...
The freaky sex stuff is mostly limited to Haelga in her bunkhouse in Riften. Inspecting her bedroom reveals a lot of 'props' used in her interactions. Haelga is why some within the TES universe deride Dibella as the 'goddess of whores'.

While Dibella isn't against polyamory, that isn't the point. It's more about surrendering to pure love wherever you find it, including for art, music, and beauty in general.


The Amorous Adventures mod...umm, greatly expands upon the Dibellan arts and worship.
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spikethedevil
05/13/18 4:42:47 AM
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Darklit_Minuet posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
Mara is the Goddess of Love and Dibella is the Goddess of Sex/Lust.

Mara is literally a giant green penis chariot. How is that not sex/lust


That's in Persona. @Darklit_Minuet
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Crazyman93
05/13/18 4:44:49 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Maybe TC forget he installed a mod....

No, that was actually the Dibella Quest. I'm sure the priestesses would disagree, but to the laymen it's "fuck everyone" the religion.

ASithLord7 posted...
Talos is not the Stormcloaks God and doesnt need belief for his power.

First of all, it's Zikten, he says stupid things and stands by them. Second, in Elder Scrolls Lore, the divines do need belief for power. It's generally accepted the dominion is trying to erase Talos worship because that removes Talos, who offends them by being a man who became a divine.
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ASithLord7
05/13/18 5:30:48 AM
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Crazyman93 posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Maybe TC forget he installed a mod....

No, that was actually the Dibella Quest. I'm sure the priestesses would disagree, but to the laymen it's "fuck everyone" the religion.

ASithLord7 posted...
Talos is not the Stormcloaks God and doesnt need belief for his power.

First of all, it's Zikten, he says stupid things and stands by them. Second, in Elder Scrolls Lore, the divines do need belief for power. It's generally accepted the dominion is trying to erase Talos worship because that removes Talos, who offends them by being a man who became a divine.

Talos is not a conventional Divine and absolutely does not rely on mythopoeic forces for his power/godhood.

Sure the Thalmor think that, but they're wrong. CHIM throws a big wrench into all that.
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CarlGrimes
05/13/18 6:37:03 AM
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masterpug53 posted...
The Amorous Adventures mod...umm, greatly expands upon the Dibellan arts and worship.

Man, I need to get a PC and this game on it.
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soulunison2
05/13/18 2:45:59 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
Zikten posted...
Bat178 posted...
Changing the subject, anyone else refuse to side with the Stormcloaks now that we know what happens when people like them get into power here in the real world (particularly in the US)?

no cause I found out in the lore that the Stormcloak's god literally holds the fabric of the world together. without that god, the world ends. also, the empire is siding with t he elves who want to conquer the world. I know that people try to say Stormcloaks are racist but they really are the good guys

Talos is not the Stormcloaks God and doesnt need belief for his power.
The Empire did not side with the Dominion

How the fuck is it possible for one person to be so ignorant about literally every subject imaginable? Stick to getting banned for posting swastikas


Holy fuck
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Crazyman93
05/13/18 7:11:56 PM
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I know, who puts that much effort into replying to Zikten anymore.
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RoboLaserGandhi
05/13/18 7:21:49 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Is Diabella actually about sex or is it about love and all the crazy radical members think it's about sex? >_>

Mara is the Goddess of Love and Dibella is the Goddess of Sex/Lust.

*Beauty
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Offworlder1
05/13/18 7:23:03 PM
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Mara is the more wholesome one, but Dibella is the more fun and wild one.

I support both of them.
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Tyranthraxus
05/13/18 7:27:19 PM
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Crazyman93 posted...
First of all, it's Zikten, he says stupid things and stands by them. Second, in Elder Scrolls Lore, the divines do need belief for power. It's generally accepted the dominion is trying to erase Talos worship because that removes Talos, who offends them by being a man who became a divine.

Talos is a CHIMer. His worship wasn't banned because it would deprive him of power, it was banned because it was encouraging Skyrim to rebel against the empire. The stormcloaks are the Nord faction that refused to give up the worship of Talos.
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CarlGrimes
05/13/18 9:11:14 PM
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They banned Talos worship before that. That was the whole reason they started rebelling to begin with.
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EbonTitanium
05/13/18 9:15:50 PM
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Talos was three different people before the Dragon Break.
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Ivynn
05/13/18 9:18:11 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
masterpug53 posted...
The Amorous Adventures mod...umm, greatly expands upon the Dibellan arts and worship.

Man, I need to get a PC and this game on it.


you really should

I don't think I'll touch Skyrim (or any ES game) on console again.
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Ivynn
05/13/18 9:23:42 PM
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if you're not balls deep in Elder Scrolls lore don't even TALK to me
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