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CableZL 05/03/18 1:35:46 PM #1: |
http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2018/05/superintendent_out_out_for_job_relieved_himself_un.html
The Kenilworth school superintendent charged Monday with defecating in public was caught in the act at the Holmdel High School football field and track after surveillance was set up due to human feces being found "on a daily basis," police said. Thomas Tramaglini, 42, lives about 3 miles from Holmdel High School in neighboring Aberdeen. He was running at the track on the athletic fields at 5:50 a.m. before he was arrested. Track coaches and staff at Holmdel High School told the district's resource officer that they found human feces on or near the football field and track daily, Holmdel police said in a statement Thursday. School employees began monitoring the area and on Monday police arrested Tramaglini at 5:50 a.m., according to Sgt. Theodore Sigismondi. Tramaglini is also charged with lewdness and littering. He is due in municipal court in Holmdel at 8:15 a.m. Monday to answer the charges. Another great headline of 2018 --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Were_Wyrm 05/03/18 1:39:00 PM #2: |
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Romulox28 05/03/18 1:39:15 PM #3: |
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pikachupwnage 05/03/18 1:40:35 PM #4: |
And like that a new variation of Steamed Hams was born.
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PesticideDream 05/03/18 1:42:47 PM #5: |
What's with runners and pooping? I remember that one chick who was a serial public pooper and jogger, and this dude was apparently running the track and pooping.
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Cal12 05/03/18 1:43:30 PM #6: |
It must have been a lot of shitting for them to set up surveillance. He must have skipped his morning deuce daily and ran until he had to shit then said fuck it right here in the grass.
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uwnim 05/03/18 1:43:41 PM #7: |
Running makes them have to poop.
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spudger 05/03/18 1:44:46 PM #8: |
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EvalAngell 05/03/18 1:45:03 PM #9: |
what did he use to wipe himself?
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NeonOctopus 05/03/18 1:47:32 PM #10: |
I like how pooping on the track counts as "littering" >_>
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Webmaster4531 05/03/18 1:48:39 PM #11: |
EvalAngell posted...
what did he use to wipe himself? Wipe? --- Ad Hominem. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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glitteringfairy 05/03/18 1:49:01 PM #12: |
What an odd way to go out
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eston 05/03/18 1:49:30 PM #13: |
lol wow
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treewojima 05/03/18 1:49:33 PM #14: |
you can't make this shit up, folks
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Lordgold666 05/03/18 1:50:58 PM #16: |
lol
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Twin3Turbo 05/03/18 1:53:07 PM #17: |
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Doom_Art 05/03/18 1:55:22 PM #19: |
He probably drinks a lot of coffee and like JMO said running moves the bowels
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tremain07 05/03/18 1:56:22 PM #20: |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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CableZL 05/03/18 4:25:56 PM #21: |
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ProfessorKukui 05/03/18 4:28:06 PM #23: |
A fucking hero. http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/qKPQS7J.gif
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Solar_Crimson 05/03/18 4:28:18 PM #24: |
This season of the United States of America is probably the most interesting the show has been for a while.
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kuwab0 05/03/18 4:29:37 PM #25: |
The Phantom Shitter
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the_dracolich 05/03/18 4:32:25 PM #26: |
kuwab0 posted...
The Phantom Shitter The Shitting Menace --- Immune to criticals, criticism, negative board level, etc. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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I_Stay_Noided 05/03/18 4:32:51 PM #27: |
pooperintendent
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CableZL 05/03/18 4:33:58 PM #28: |
I_Stay_Noided posted...
pooperintendent 10/10 --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 05/03/18 4:34:18 PM #29: |
the_dracolich posted...
kuwab0 posted...The Phantom Shitter The Dastardly Defecator --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RE_expert44 05/03/18 4:37:53 PM #30: |
CableZL posted...
the_dracolich posted...kuwab0 posted...The Phantom Shitter The Mad Crapper --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bob742omb 05/03/18 4:39:38 PM #31: |
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lilORANG 05/03/18 4:40:05 PM #32: |
how does the superintendent not know they set up cameras? Surely he'd have to sign off on something like that.
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XxKrazyChaosxX 05/03/18 4:47:22 PM #33: |
Superintendent: I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And... I was really... I was alive.
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HylianFox 05/03/18 4:48:33 PM #34: |
SKlN-NER!!!
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mattnd2007 05/03/18 4:59:43 PM #35: |
I_Stay_Noided posted...
pooperintendent /Topic --- Steppin on the beach doot doot do ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PokemonYoutube 05/03/18 6:59:48 PM #37: |
Who the fuck goes running at 5:50 AM?!?
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UnfairRepresent 05/03/18 7:01:44 PM #38: |
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Webmaster4531 05/03/18 7:01:45 PM #39: |
PokemonYoutube posted...
Who the fuck goes running at 5:50 AM?!? There'll be poop on the track around 6:10 --- Ad Hominem. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spudger 05/03/18 7:03:49 PM #40: |
is the track in san francisco?
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CableZL 05/04/18 1:29:13 AM #41: |
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Funbazooka 05/04/18 1:33:31 AM #42: |
He's a hero don't arrest him. It's too epic to arrest for that even if it's "technically" against the law.
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synth_real 05/04/18 3:26:39 AM #43: |
lilORANG posted...
how does the superintendent not know they set up cameras? Surely he'd have to sign off on something like that. I think it was in another school district --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LiqiudusSnake 05/04/18 3:31:00 AM #44: |
mattnd2007 posted...
I_Stay_Noided posted...pooperintendent --- Blank ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hyperpsycho 05/04/18 3:39:12 AM #45: |
Were_Wyrm posted...
First thing I thought of. --- http://i.imgur.com/ZrnUI3A.jpg ~drawn by United_World ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pres_madagascar 05/04/18 3:51:33 AM #46: |
PokemonYoutube posted...
Who the fuck goes running at 5:50 AM?!? Lots of people. I'll be on my way home at 5:30am I see runners. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD 05/04/18 4:18:18 AM #47: |
HylianFox posted...
SKlN-NER!!! Chalmers left a steamed ham on the football field. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AvantgardeAClue 05/04/18 4:20:14 AM #48: |
Lmao, that's only a few miles where I live
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CarlGrimes 05/06/18 7:48:47 AM #51: |
Romulox28 posted...
there's no greater thrill than pooping outside late at night I had a spot on the marsh near me that I would go to during warm summer nights to poop in the open air. There is no better way to poop. --- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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