Current Events > Mystery pooper at NJ high school's track turned out to be the superintendent

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CableZL
05/03/18 1:35:46 PM
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http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2018/05/superintendent_out_out_for_job_relieved_himself_un.html

The Kenilworth school superintendent charged Monday with defecating in public was caught in the act at the Holmdel High School football field and track after surveillance was set up due to human feces being found "on a daily basis," police said.

Thomas Tramaglini, 42, lives about 3 miles from Holmdel High School in neighboring Aberdeen. He was running at the track on the athletic fields at 5:50 a.m. before he was arrested.

Track coaches and staff at Holmdel High School told the district's resource officer that they found human feces on or near the football field and track daily, Holmdel police said in a statement Thursday.

School employees began monitoring the area and on Monday police arrested Tramaglini at 5:50 a.m., according to Sgt. Theodore Sigismondi.

Tramaglini is also charged with lewdness and littering. He is due in municipal court in Holmdel at 8:15 a.m. Monday to answer the charges.


Another great headline of 2018
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Were_Wyrm
05/03/18 1:39:00 PM
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Romulox28
05/03/18 1:39:15 PM
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there's no greater thrill than pooping outside late at night
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pikachupwnage
05/03/18 1:40:35 PM
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And like that a new variation of Steamed Hams was born.
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PesticideDream
05/03/18 1:42:47 PM
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What's with runners and pooping? I remember that one chick who was a serial public pooper and jogger, and this dude was apparently running the track and pooping.
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Cal12
05/03/18 1:43:30 PM
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It must have been a lot of shitting for them to set up surveillance. He must have skipped his morning deuce daily and ran until he had to shit then said fuck it right here in the grass.
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uwnim
05/03/18 1:43:41 PM
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Running makes them have to poop.
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spudger
05/03/18 1:44:46 PM
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EvalAngell
05/03/18 1:45:03 PM
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what did he use to wipe himself?
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NeonOctopus
05/03/18 1:47:32 PM
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Webmaster4531
05/03/18 1:48:39 PM
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EvalAngell posted...
what did he use to wipe himself?

Wipe?
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glitteringfairy
05/03/18 1:49:01 PM
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What an odd way to go out
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eston
05/03/18 1:49:30 PM
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treewojima
05/03/18 1:49:33 PM
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you can't make this shit up, folks
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Lordgold666
05/03/18 1:50:58 PM
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lol
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Twin3Turbo
05/03/18 1:53:07 PM
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Wouldnt he have known that they were setting up surveillance?
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Doom_Art
05/03/18 1:55:22 PM
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He probably drinks a lot of coffee and like JMO said running moves the bowels

Lay off the poor dude
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tremain07
05/03/18 1:56:22 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*falls over laughing*
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CableZL
05/03/18 4:25:56 PM
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ProfessorKukui
05/03/18 4:28:06 PM
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Solar_Crimson
05/03/18 4:28:18 PM
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This season of the United States of America is probably the most interesting the show has been for a while.
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kuwab0
05/03/18 4:29:37 PM
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the_dracolich
05/03/18 4:32:25 PM
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kuwab0 posted...
The Phantom Shitter


The Shitting Menace
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I_Stay_Noided
05/03/18 4:32:51 PM
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CableZL
05/03/18 4:33:58 PM
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CableZL
05/03/18 4:34:18 PM
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the_dracolich posted...
kuwab0 posted...
The Phantom Shitter


The Shitting Menace

The Dastardly Defecator
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RE_expert44
05/03/18 4:37:53 PM
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CableZL posted...
the_dracolich posted...
kuwab0 posted...
The Phantom Shitter


The Shitting Menace

The Dastardly Defecator

The Mad Crapper
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bob742omb
05/03/18 4:39:38 PM
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let's wait for the whole story
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lilORANG
05/03/18 4:40:05 PM
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how does the superintendent not know they set up cameras? Surely he'd have to sign off on something like that.
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XxKrazyChaosxX
05/03/18 4:47:22 PM
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Superintendent: I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And... I was really... I was alive.
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HylianFox
05/03/18 4:48:33 PM
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SKlN-NER!!!
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mattnd2007
05/03/18 4:59:43 PM
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I_Stay_Noided posted...
pooperintendent

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PokemonYoutube
05/03/18 6:59:48 PM
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Who the fuck goes running at 5:50 AM?!?
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UnfairRepresent
05/03/18 7:01:44 PM
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God damn it Chalmers
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Webmaster4531
05/03/18 7:01:45 PM
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PokemonYoutube posted...
Who the fuck goes running at 5:50 AM?!?

There'll be poop on the track around 6:10
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spudger
05/03/18 7:03:49 PM
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is the track in san francisco?
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CableZL
05/04/18 1:29:13 AM
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Funbazooka
05/04/18 1:33:31 AM
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He's a hero don't arrest him. It's too epic to arrest for that even if it's "technically" against the law.
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synth_real
05/04/18 3:26:39 AM
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lilORANG posted...
how does the superintendent not know they set up cameras? Surely he'd have to sign off on something like that.

I think it was in another school district
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LiqiudusSnake
05/04/18 3:31:00 AM
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mattnd2007 posted...
I_Stay_Noided posted...
pooperintendent

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hyperpsycho
05/04/18 3:39:12 AM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mILARKuqbs" data-time="

First thing I thought of.
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pres_madagascar
05/04/18 3:51:33 AM
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PokemonYoutube posted...
Who the fuck goes running at 5:50 AM?!?

Lots of people. I'll be on my way home at 5:30am I see runners.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/04/18 4:18:18 AM
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HylianFox posted...
SKlN-NER!!!

Chalmers left a steamed ham on the football field.
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AvantgardeAClue
05/04/18 4:20:14 AM
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Lmao, that's only a few miles where I live

The police there are bored but this is probably a bit much even for them.
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CarlGrimes
05/06/18 7:48:47 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
there's no greater thrill than pooping outside late at night

I had a spot on the marsh near me that I would go to during warm summer nights to poop in the open air. There is no better way to poop.
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