Poll of the Day > Corrupt a wish topic.

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I wish someone other than Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton had won the 2016 US Presidential Election.

Your wish is granted and Vladimir Putin is now our president.

I wish VR would get better fast and some good RPGs would come out for it.
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wolfy42 posted...

Your wish is granted and Vladimir Putin is now our president.

I wish VR would get better fast and some good RPGs would come out for it.

VR is revolutionized for quality RPG games, but you go blind from the shock.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkies, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises, you got it!
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The turkey's a little dry.

I wish for all farting to stop.
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Granted. The build-up of gas with no way to exit rips you another bumhole inbetween your genitals and original bumhole.

I wish the cats outside would stop fighting and just shut up for once.

Cats stop fighting and making noise, but everyday youll wake up to a couple of cats scratching your face in the morning.

I wish for more wishes
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solid_kush posted...

Cats stop fighting and making noise, but everyday youll wake up to a couple of cats scratching your face in the morning.

I wish for more wishes

Granted. You now have three wishes that are only redeemable in North Korea during a blood moon.

I wish for a Chrono Cross remaster that only costs $30 with NO DLC.
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Granted. It's almost unplayably buggy, though, and when they promised no dlc, that included bug fixes, too.

I wish I could eat whatever I want and stay thin.
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Zangulus posted...

You can eat whatever you want and not gain weight, but your kidneys and liver go into shut down every time you eat and cholesterol is uncontrollable.

I wish my bathroom was warmer at 1:16 am.

Granted. Your bathroom will now be 100F every morning at 1:16AM.

I wish I had gone to bed earlier instead of playing Ni Nu Kuni 2.

Granted but your save file got corrupted.

I wish I was over there.
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Wish granted, but you now are in an empty world where the only thing is a large cement shape that spells out there. You are now floating over there.

I wish I could sleep more
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Granted, you are now in a Coma.

I wish the last wish actually turned out great.
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WastelandCowboy posted...

wolfy42 posted...

Your wish is granted and Vladimir Putin is now our president.

I wish VR would get better fast and some good RPGs would come out for it.

VR is revolutionized for quality RPG games, but you go blind from the shock.

I'm almost blind anyway, so totally worth it. I'll die happy knowing I brought good vr to the world:)
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wolfy42 posted...

Granted, you are now in a Coma.

I wish the last wish actually turned out great.

wish granted but everytime you sleep you wake up 10 years in the future .

i wish the below poster was immortal.
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Granted but you get tortured for as long as they live.

I wish I was the ruler of the world. Also be a bit more creative than making me a measuring ruler.
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trodi_911 posted...

Granted but you get tortured for as long as they live.

I wish I was the ruler of the world. Also be a bit more creative than making me a measuring ruler.

Granted, but you are imprisoned for treason on your first day of the job for the rest of your life(being immortal from the wish before makes it you are stuck there forever)

I wish I was wealthy with no debt
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Ogurisama posted...

I wish I was wealthy with no debt

Granted. You now have millions in a commissary account at a federal prison.

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time at will.
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Firewood18 posted...

Ogurisama posted...

I wish I was wealthy with no debt

Granted. You now have millions in a commissary account at a federal prison.

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time at will.

Granted, but you are permanently paralyzed and can only blink.

I wish that all cats could talk.
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wolfy42 posted...

Granted, but you are permanently paralyzed and can only blink.

I wish that all cats could talk.

Granted, but they only talk about the most annoying topics and wont shut up

I wish i could fly DBZ style
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Granted but you live in a DBZ episode and have to experience the same actions again and again every time anyone watches that episode. When the last person watches it, you die.

I wish that the next person to post in this thread, gets ice cream today!!!
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wolfy42 posted...

I wish that the next person to post in this thread, gets ice cream today!!!

Granted and thank you but I now I find myself to be lactose intolerant.

I wish for a modern day game of Arcanum: of Magick and Steamworks.
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Zangulus posted...

I wish I could get any LEGO set I want for free.

Granted, but your house is made of LEGO and each set you desire is a part of your house, so in order to build the set, you need to remove small portions of your house, and it's random and you don't get to choose which sections/sets go where.

I wish I didn't require sleep.
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Granted, your house is now made out of dead grasshoppers.

I wish Kingdom Hearts 3 would release tomorrow and be awesome.
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Granted but the army of Hugh Laurie (Dr House) almost immediately collapse in on themselves.

I wish I lived in the Pokemon world.
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Granted, but you're immediately caught by a trainer trying to complete their dex, and left in a PC box to rot.

I wish I could be an X Man.
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Granted, you now have super soft toilet paper at work, but anyone who uses it gets but herpes.

I wish I had a TARDIS.
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wolfy42 posted...

I wish I had a TARDIS.

Granted but you may only travel to the time and location of the most embarrassing moment of your life.

I wish I had a sonic screwdriver.
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