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ungubby
03/19/18 3:59:27 PM
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Do you think she thinks about us?
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Muffinz0rz
03/19/18 4:00:30 PM
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no
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myghostisdead
03/19/18 4:01:14 PM
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What if God was one of us?
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minervo
03/19/18 4:02:17 PM
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What are you basing the idea that God's a woman on, other than you're trying to troll a board where most people lean left anyway?
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Jen0125
03/19/18 4:02:47 PM
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my question is why would god have ANY gender

it's not a person
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Muffinz0rz
03/19/18 4:03:20 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
my question is why would god have ANY gender

it's not a person

did you just assume god's gender
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minervo
03/19/18 4:04:06 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
my question is why would god have ANY gender

it's not a person

Because God is a masculine spirit, there's more to gender differences than private parts.
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Jen0125
03/19/18 4:06:49 PM
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minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
my question is why would god have ANY gender

it's not a person

Because God is a masculine spirit, there's more to gender differences than private parts.


lmao okay
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Zikten
03/19/18 4:07:49 PM
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according to gnosticism, what we call God is a male spirit that imprisoned the female Goddess that created the universe and tricked the world into worshipping him
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Jen0125
03/19/18 4:10:49 PM
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i just find the whole situation ridiculous because it's fairly accepted that the bible is a book of allegories and not true facts. so people base the christian god's gender on a book that is generally accepted to not be factual and instead be metaphorical to teach moral lessons.
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minervo
03/19/18 4:11:38 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
i just find the whole situation ridiculous because it's fairly accepted that the bible is a book of allegories and not true facts. so people base the christian god's gender on a book that is generally accepted to not be factual and instead be metaphorical to teach moral lessons.

The bible is entirely based on real events.
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Lokchan
03/19/18 4:14:16 PM
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God not real.
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Jen0125
03/19/18 4:15:26 PM
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minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
i just find the whole situation ridiculous because it's fairly accepted that the bible is a book of allegories and not true facts. so people base the christian god's gender on a book that is generally accepted to not be factual and instead be metaphorical to teach moral lessons.

The bible is entirely based on real events.


no it's not and most historians and even biblical historians don't even believe that.
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Muffinz0rz
03/19/18 4:16:31 PM
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Lokchan posted...
Salty girl looking for cutie to crush the muffin.


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TigerTycoon
03/19/18 4:20:57 PM
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God is obviously a trap.

Like this.
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QPDLOIW
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minervo
03/19/18 4:21:44 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
i just find the whole situation ridiculous because it's fairly accepted that the bible is a book of allegories and not true facts. so people base the christian god's gender on a book that is generally accepted to not be factual and instead be metaphorical to teach moral lessons.

The bible is entirely based on real events.


no it's not and most historians and even biblical historians don't even believe that.

The bible is written around God's teachings - the ten commandments, which includes do not lie. The bible was written by prophets and holy men, who stood out from the rest of the population. They did not lie. That's why I believe everything in the bible is true, from events to teachings, because reality gives us far more lessons than fiction.
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Andromicus
03/19/18 4:24:07 PM
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minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
i just find the whole situation ridiculous because it's fairly accepted that the bible is a book of allegories and not true facts. so people base the christian god's gender on a book that is generally accepted to not be factual and instead be metaphorical to teach moral lessons.

The bible is entirely based on real events.


no it's not and most historians and even biblical historians don't even believe that.

The bible is written around God's teachings - the ten commandments, which includes do not lie. The bible was written by prophets and holy men, who stood out from the rest of the population. They did not lie. That's why I believe everything in the bible is true, from events to teachings, because reality gives us far more lessons than fiction.

But if I said that God told me to write another book for the Bible you would not believe me
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shadowsword87
03/19/18 4:24:32 PM
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minervo posted...
The bible was written by prophets and holy men, who stood out from the rest of the population. They did not lie


But isn't one of the whole things that humans are infallible and need to be constantly working to improve themselves for themselves and the eyes of God?
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minervo
03/19/18 4:25:44 PM
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Andromicus posted...
minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
i just find the whole situation ridiculous because it's fairly accepted that the bible is a book of allegories and not true facts. so people base the christian god's gender on a book that is generally accepted to not be factual and instead be metaphorical to teach moral lessons.

The bible is entirely based on real events.


no it's not and most historians and even biblical historians don't even believe that.

The bible is written around God's teachings - the ten commandments, which includes do not lie. The bible was written by prophets and holy men, who stood out from the rest of the population. They did not lie. That's why I believe everything in the bible is true, from events to teachings, because reality gives us far more lessons than fiction.

But if I said that God told me to write another book for the Bible you would not believe me

Yes i would, but you'd also have to perform miracles and such and be a saint or else you would have no credibility. These men did.
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Zikten
03/19/18 4:26:23 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
i just find the whole situation ridiculous because it's fairly accepted that the bible is a book of allegories and not true facts. so people base the christian god's gender on a book that is generally accepted to not be factual and instead be metaphorical to teach moral lessons.

The bible is entirely based on real events.


no it's not and most historians and even biblical historians don't even believe that.

some of it is real. we know that King David existed. and King Herod. we have found records and remains surrounding them. I think Pontious Pilate might have been real too. he was the actual guy in Roman records that was the governor of Judea at the time of Jesus
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minervo
03/19/18 4:36:02 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
minervo posted...
The bible was written by prophets and holy men, who stood out from the rest of the population. They did not lie


But isn't one of the whole things that humans are infallible and need to be constantly working to improve themselves for themselves and the eyes of God?


It was the holy spirit, one of the three trinities (the other being the father and the son) that wrote the bible through these people. The holy spirit may come and go but if you're under its influence, you can perform miracles and impossible feats. Jesus had the holy spirit throughout his life.
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VeeVees
03/19/18 4:41:34 PM
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No, Crom does not care.
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shadowsword87
03/19/18 4:42:49 PM
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minervo posted...
Jesus had the holy spirit throughout his life.


But even Jesus was tempted by the Devil. He didn't fall to it, but he still was tempted and that can't be ignored.
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minervo
03/19/18 4:48:35 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
minervo posted...
Jesus had the holy spirit throughout his life.


But even Jesus was tempted by the Devil. He didn't fall to it, but he still was tempted and that can't be ignored.

When he was dying on the cross, he said "father, why have you forsaken me". It's all part of God's plan. Jesus calls us sinners to repent and go to him, if Jesus was like God Almighty we would be destroyed in his presence because God does not look upon sin. It's why adam and eve were kicked out of the garden of eden. This is all from my understanding anyway, i could be wrong.
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Jen0125
03/19/18 4:54:33 PM
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minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
i just find the whole situation ridiculous because it's fairly accepted that the bible is a book of allegories and not true facts. so people base the christian god's gender on a book that is generally accepted to not be factual and instead be metaphorical to teach moral lessons.

The bible is entirely based on real events.


no it's not and most historians and even biblical historians don't even believe that.

The bible is written around God's teachings - the ten commandments, which includes do not lie. The bible was written by prophets and holy men, who stood out from the rest of the population. They did not lie. That's why I believe everything in the bible is true, from events to teachings, because reality gives us far more lessons than fiction.


lmao okay
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Jen0125
03/19/18 4:55:11 PM
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Zikten posted...
Jen0125 posted...
minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
i just find the whole situation ridiculous because it's fairly accepted that the bible is a book of allegories and not true facts. so people base the christian god's gender on a book that is generally accepted to not be factual and instead be metaphorical to teach moral lessons.

The bible is entirely based on real events.


no it's not and most historians and even biblical historians don't even believe that.

some of it is real. we know that King David existed. and King Herod. we have found records and remains surrounding them. I think Pontious Pilate might have been real too. he was the actual guy in Roman records that was the governor of Judea at the time of Jesus


just because the actual people existed doesn't mean the events transpired as written
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Smarkil
03/19/18 4:55:24 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
my question is why would god have ANY gender

it's not a person


god genderfluid confirmed
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Muffinz0rz
03/19/18 4:56:38 PM
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Smarkil posted...
Jen0125 posted...
my question is why would god have ANY gender

it's not a person


god genderfluid confirmed

agender*
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HelIWithoutSin
03/19/18 4:58:37 PM
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What was that one story of two ladies fighting over being mother to a baby and the king said to cut the baby in half and give a piece to each lady and only the real mother objected to a baby being bisected? I like that one.
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Zikten
03/19/18 5:00:16 PM
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HelIWithoutSin posted...
What was that one story of two ladies fighting over being mother to a baby and the king said to cut the baby in half and give a piece to each lady and only the real mother objected to a baby being bisected? I like that one.

King Soloman said that I think. he offered to slice the baby in half. the real mother recoiled in horror at the thought. she got the baby. Solomon is treated like a wise king. he's like the saint of Wisdom or something
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HelIWithoutSin
03/19/18 5:02:07 PM
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Zikten posted...
HelIWithoutSin posted...
What was that one story of two ladies fighting over being mother to a baby and the king said to cut the baby in half and give a piece to each lady and only the real mother objected to a baby being bisected? I like that one.

King Soloman said that I think. he offered to slice the baby in half. the real mother recoiled in horror at the thought. she got the baby. Solomon is treated like a wise king. he's like the saint of Wisdom or something


Yeah him. He's pretty smart knowing only a true mother wouldn't want a baby to be mutilated.
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minervo
03/19/18 5:10:31 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
i just find the whole situation ridiculous because it's fairly accepted that the bible is a book of allegories and not true facts. so people base the christian god's gender on a book that is generally accepted to not be factual and instead be metaphorical to teach moral lessons.

The bible is entirely based on real events.


no it's not and most historians and even biblical historians don't even believe that.

The bible is written around God's teachings - the ten commandments, which includes do not lie. The bible was written by prophets and holy men, who stood out from the rest of the population. They did not lie. That's why I believe everything in the bible is true, from events to teachings, because reality gives us far more lessons than fiction.


lmao okay

I am curious, what do you believe in?
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Andromicus
03/19/18 5:12:36 PM
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VeeVees posted...
No, Crom does not care.

Damn you Crom!
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FatalAccident
03/19/18 5:30:44 PM
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oh god

its this guy again
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Jen0125
03/19/18 5:37:15 PM
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minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
i just find the whole situation ridiculous because it's fairly accepted that the bible is a book of allegories and not true facts. so people base the christian god's gender on a book that is generally accepted to not be factual and instead be metaphorical to teach moral lessons.

The bible is entirely based on real events.


no it's not and most historians and even biblical historians don't even believe that.

The bible is written around God's teachings - the ten commandments, which includes do not lie. The bible was written by prophets and holy men, who stood out from the rest of the population. They did not lie. That's why I believe everything in the bible is true, from events to teachings, because reality gives us far more lessons than fiction.


lmao okay

I am curious, what do you believe in?


i'm an atheist. i don't care if people are religious but you're the type that disregards reality.
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Andromicus
03/19/18 5:50:23 PM
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minervo
03/19/18 5:51:36 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
i just find the whole situation ridiculous because it's fairly accepted that the bible is a book of allegories and not true facts. so people base the christian god's gender on a book that is generally accepted to not be factual and instead be metaphorical to teach moral lessons.

The bible is entirely based on real events.


no it's not and most historians and even biblical historians don't even believe that.

The bible is written around God's teachings - the ten commandments, which includes do not lie. The bible was written by prophets and holy men, who stood out from the rest of the population. They did not lie. That's why I believe everything in the bible is true, from events to teachings, because reality gives us far more lessons than fiction.


lmao okay

I am curious, what do you believe in?


i'm an atheist. i don't care if people are religious but you're the type that disregards reality.

Reality is that we'll all die one day. Then what?
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Jen0125
03/19/18 5:52:08 PM
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minervo posted...
Reality is that we'll all die one day. Then what?


then no one knows and it's all based on your personal belief.
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minervo
03/19/18 5:53:42 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
minervo posted...
Reality is that we'll all die one day. Then what?


then no one knows and it's all based on your personal belief.

That means you're not an atheist but an agnostic.
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Jen0125
03/19/18 5:56:05 PM
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no i'm an atheist. i don't believe in god. i don't believe anything happens when you die.

that's why it's up to anyone's belief because no one knows until you die. it's not like you can come back and tell people what is going on when you're on vacation from being dead.

that's not agnosticism because i don't believe there is a god at all.
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minervo
03/19/18 6:11:35 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
no i'm an atheist. i don't believe in god. i don't believe anything happens when you die.

that's why it's up to anyone's belief because no one knows until you die. it's not like you can come back and tell people what is going on when you're on vacation from being dead.

that's not agnosticism because i don't believe there is a god at all.

If there is no God then how can there ever be justice in life? People are flawed, after all. What hope is there for the oppressed, the orphaned, the abused, the enslaved? And as soon as they speak out, they are punished further? It's people like that who's faith in God is strongest.
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Jen0125
03/19/18 6:19:47 PM
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minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
no i'm an atheist. i don't believe in god. i don't believe anything happens when you die.

that's why it's up to anyone's belief because no one knows until you die. it's not like you can come back and tell people what is going on when you're on vacation from being dead.

that's not agnosticism because i don't believe there is a god at all.

If there is no God then how can there ever be justice in life? People are flawed, after all. What hope is there for the oppressed, the orphaned, the abused, the enslaved? And as soon as they speak out, they are punished further? It's people like that who's faith in God is strongest.


what the actual fuck are you talking about? there's no justice in life now and you believe in god. there will always will always be oppressed, orphaned, abused and enslaved people. there have been for millenia. what has your god done about any of it? not a damn thing. get off your soapbox and make a change in your own community instead of sitting on your thumbs waiting for god to do it.
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Krazy_Kirby
03/19/18 6:21:17 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
my question is why would god have ANY gender

it's not real

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VeeVees
03/19/18 6:21:56 PM
#44:


minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
no i'm an atheist. i don't believe in god. i don't believe anything happens when you die.

that's why it's up to anyone's belief because no one knows until you die. it's not like you can come back and tell people what is going on when you're on vacation from being dead.

that's not agnosticism because i don't believe there is a god at all.

If there is no God then how can there ever be justice in life? People are flawed, after all. What hope is there for the oppressed, the orphaned, the abused, the enslaved? And as soon as they speak out, they are punished further? It's people like that who's faith in God is strongest.

Exactly, it's the weak and powerless who are most susceptible to religious delusions.
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minervo
03/19/18 6:27:36 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
no i'm an atheist. i don't believe in god. i don't believe anything happens when you die.

that's why it's up to anyone's belief because no one knows until you die. it's not like you can come back and tell people what is going on when you're on vacation from being dead.

that's not agnosticism because i don't believe there is a god at all.

If there is no God then how can there ever be justice in life? People are flawed, after all. What hope is there for the oppressed, the orphaned, the abused, the enslaved? And as soon as they speak out, they are punished further? It's people like that who's faith in God is strongest.


what the actual fuck are you talking about? there's no justice in life now and you believe in god. there will always will always be oppressed, orphaned, abused and enslaved people. there have been for millenia. what has your god done about any of it? not a damn thing. get off your soapbox and make a change in your own community instead of sitting on your thumbs waiting for god to do it.

Lmao are u getting irritated? Churches are the number 1 institutions that help the needy, but i see you've lost your cool so i suggest you relax a little ok?
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Jen0125
03/19/18 6:29:01 PM
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i'm not talking about churches, i'm talking about you. as a person. people make the planet better or worse. not some imaginary creature from a fantasy novel.

and your tactic of "u mad bro" isn't going to work on me.
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Krazy_Kirby
03/19/18 6:30:17 PM
#47:


minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
minervo posted...
Jen0125 posted...
no i'm an atheist. i don't believe in god. i don't believe anything happens when you die.

that's why it's up to anyone's belief because no one knows until you die. it's not like you can come back and tell people what is going on when you're on vacation from being dead.

that's not agnosticism because i don't believe there is a god at all.

If there is no God then how can there ever be justice in life? People are flawed, after all. What hope is there for the oppressed, the orphaned, the abused, the enslaved? And as soon as they speak out, they are punished further? It's people like that who's faith in God is strongest.


what the actual fuck are you talking about? there's no justice in life now and you believe in god. there will always will always be oppressed, orphaned, abused and enslaved people. there have been for millenia. what has your god done about any of it? not a damn thing. get off your soapbox and make a change in your own community instead of sitting on your thumbs waiting for god to do it.

Lmao are u getting irritated? Churches are the number 1 institutions that help the needy, but i see you've lost your cool so i suggest you relax a little ok?


religions are also a big cause of wars and deaths.
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minervo
03/19/18 6:39:47 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
i'm not talking about churches, i'm talking about you. as a person. people make the planet better or worse. not some imaginary creature from a fantasy novel.

and your tactic of "u mad bro" isn't going to work on me.

It's better to crawl an inch in the right direction than walk a mile in the wrong one. Every time you berate someone, even on the internet, you are hurting that person. But you're so up high on your high horse that you don't give a damn. I try to be kind and listen to people when they speak to me while being firm in my beliefs. You resort to petty attacks, because you're mad for some reason. Even when i signed up to discord, the first thing you said to me was "i think you have problems" for no reason. It's people like you that make this world a shit place.
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RedPixel
03/19/18 6:42:16 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Jen0125 posted...
my question is why would god have ANY gender

it's not a person

did you just assume god's gender

The multiverse is full of male and female energy.

Trans God confirmed.

And srsly JokeFAQs, I can't use the word that rhymes with Granny?
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Jen0125
03/19/18 6:43:55 PM
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i haven't attacked you. i said i literally don't care what anyone believes.

you still didn't answer my questions. if god is supposed to help all those people you listed why hasn't he for millenia? when will he start?

you troll on here constantly and that's why i think you have problems. and if you aren't trolling you absolutely do have problems.
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