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Cocytus
02/21/18 2:42:42 PM
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$5 million dollars, but you have to register as a sex offender for life.


This isn't to say you have in fact committed a sex crime or would have to, but for the money you have to register as a sex offender nonetheless.

Take the deal?
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voldothegr8
02/21/18 2:47:05 PM
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Easy money, I'd never have to work again so no fucks given. Plus it would get me out of recitals and other kid shit I wish not to attend.
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winged_weltall
02/21/18 2:47:40 PM
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No, couldn't do it. Money isn't everything. If I were from some poor country and had nothing I'd do it. But considering where I live I'm pretty well off already.
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Cocytus
02/21/18 2:47:46 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Plus it would get me out of recitals and other kid s*** I wish not to attend.

lol
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Cocytus
02/21/18 2:48:27 PM
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winged_weltall posted...
No, couldn't do it. Money isn't everything. If I were from some poor country and had nothing I'd do it. But considering where I live I'm pretty well off already.

I still haven't voted yet I'm so undecided.
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Lost_All_Senses
02/21/18 2:48:54 PM
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Do my family think the worst of me? Answer to this decides my answer
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TonyRodney
02/21/18 2:51:19 PM
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Depends on if i can get smuggled to anotuer country or not.
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Cocytus
02/21/18 2:58:05 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Do my family think the worst of me? Answer to this decides my answer

Most people won't know, unless you have to apply for something the necessitates a background check. In some instances, this may let the cat out the bag, like say if you're moving. But people won't automatically know it.
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Lost_All_Senses
02/21/18 2:59:00 PM
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Cocytus posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Do my family think the worst of me? Answer to this decides my answer

Most people won't know, unless you have to apply for something the necessitates a background check. In some instances, this may let the cat out the bag, like say if you're moving. But people won't automatically know it.


Ah, my family wouldn't think the worst of me even of I told them then
Id do it
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DifferentialEquation
02/21/18 3:07:13 PM
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Can you pick what specific charge would be on your record resulting in the registration? If you can choose something like public urination then sure.
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Cocytus
02/21/18 3:17:53 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
Can you pick what specific charge would be on your record resulting in the registration? If you can choose something like public urination then sure.

No, but it'd be low-level. That's not entirely relevant to being a registered sex offender though.
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Master_Bass
02/21/18 3:21:27 PM
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I'm tempted to take the money since I'd never have to work again anyway. It would suck on a relationship level, though, and it would be inconvenient when moving.
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Giant_Aspirin
02/21/18 3:23:35 PM
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that's a tough question but i think i would take the deal simply so i could retire right now and spend the rest of my life doing (almost) whatever i wanted).

nothing in the OP prohibits us from providing proof of this exchange if probed about it, either.
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Prestoff
02/21/18 3:29:16 PM
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I would take it if we make a snazzy video like this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48

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DifferentialEquation
02/21/18 3:34:07 PM
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Cocytus posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
Can you pick what specific charge would be on your record resulting in the registration? If you can choose something like public urination then sure.

No, but it'd be low-level. That's not entirely relevant to being a registered sex offender though.


I'd say it's relevant. When you look up sex offenders online you can see what the charge was.
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Itoldyaso
02/21/18 3:47:43 PM
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There are different degrees of sex offenses. IIRC there's even a case where a guy becomes registered sex offender because he pissed in public.

As long as the registry says clearly you didn't do anything major, it should be no big deal.
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Solid Snake07
02/21/18 4:13:36 PM
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what crime would i be registered under?
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MrNintendo1213
02/21/18 4:18:07 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
what crime would i be registered under?


This has been asked over and over and still requires an answer. If public urination is the thing, then yes, if it involved any molesting or anything like that, then no way.
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Solid Snake07
02/21/18 4:27:23 PM
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Cocytus posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
Can you pick what specific charge would be on your record resulting in the registration? If you can choose something like public urination then sure.

No, but it'd be low-level. That's not entirely relevant to being a registered sex offender though.


Of course it's relevant. I'm going to be publicly registered for doing whatever it is.
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