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au_gold
02/13/18 10:34:00 PM
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Seriously, these people are the scum of the earth.
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DarkFists
02/13/18 10:36:05 PM
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Sorry that we don't wanna break the law

Am I doing it right?
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DifferentialEquation
02/13/18 10:37:51 PM
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Nope. Not risking a ticket for you. If you're in that much of a hurry then leave a few minutes earlier.
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BigTee66
02/13/18 10:39:42 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
Nope. Not risking my life for you. If you're in that much of a hurry then leave a few minutes earlier.


fixed, either deal with it, or use the left lane
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XxKrazyChaosxX
02/13/18 10:40:08 PM
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I find it more hilarious when someone goes around me faster and we still end up at the same red light.
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chill02
02/13/18 10:40:35 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
I find it more hilarious when someone goes around me faster and we still end up at the same red light.

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cuttin_in_farm
02/13/18 10:43:44 PM
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chill02 posted...
XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
I find it more hilarious when someone goes around me faster and we still end up at the same red light.


Notice how that's the only light you see them at.
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au_gold
02/13/18 10:51:39 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
Nope. Not risking a ticket for you. If you're in that much of a hurry then leave a few minutes earlier.

Ive sped my entire life and have never gotten pulled over. Going over the speed limit is not against the law.
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chill02
02/13/18 10:52:59 PM
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au_gold posted...
Going over the speed limit is not against the law



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Duncanwii
02/13/18 10:53:40 PM
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au_gold posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
Nope. Not risking a ticket for you. If you're in that much of a hurry then leave a few minutes earlier.

Ive sped my entire life and have never gotten pulled over. Going over the speed limit is not against the law.

Uh, yeah it is. If it really wasn't we wouldn't have speed limits to begin with.
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pres_madagascar
02/13/18 10:53:42 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
Nope. Not risking a ticket for you. If you're in that much of a hurry then leave a few minutes earlier.

In Arizona, going 5 over is legal, they won't stop you. Hell, you can do 7 over usually.
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KillerKhan420
02/13/18 10:57:20 PM
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Let me guess you're excessive speed only means you are late for work, or rushing home to free up room on the DVR so your program can record.

People like that don't deserve the privilege to drive.
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CasualGuy
02/13/18 10:58:34 PM
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I do this sometimes. I leave early so I'm in no rush when I'm driving around.
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masticatingman
02/13/18 11:01:46 PM
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I sped constantly for like 7 years and then got three tickets in a couple months - if you get 4 tickets in a year in my state you get your license suspended so you best believe I strictly drove the speed limit for a while after that.
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electricbugs2
02/13/18 11:04:05 PM
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I drive the FASTEST cars at the HIGHEST rates of SPEED!
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A_Good_Boy
02/13/18 11:05:28 PM
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I just lanesplit and leave all you cucks in my wake.
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au_gold
02/13/18 11:08:25 PM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
Let me guess you're excessive speed only means you are late for work, or rushing home to free up room on the DVR so your program can record.

People like that don't deserve the privilege to drive.

That's not the only reason. There are better things to do than driving - I like to get from A to B as quickly as possible to go on with my day. Plus, driving slow is boring.
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scorpion41
02/13/18 11:08:56 PM
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In Louisiana they let you do 5 over on most open roads, but less populated areas are usually speed traps since thats their main revenue.
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voldothegr8
02/13/18 11:12:47 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
I find it more hilarious when someone goes around me faster and we still end up at the same red light.

It's also hilarious when I go around you and get through the light while I see you stopped in my rear view.
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StormSignal
02/14/18 12:19:38 AM
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I find it more hilarious when someone goes around me faster and we still end up at the same red light.


this happened to me earlier today and i ended up right behind the guy for miles
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Ryven
02/14/18 12:21:51 AM
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People, people. Theres the speed limit, and the wink wink nudge nudge speed limit which is like 10 over. Past that, then its speeding and you'll get pulled over.
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MrK3V
02/14/18 12:24:14 AM
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au_gold
02/14/18 8:57:00 PM
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People who do this in the left lane should be arrested and publicly shamed.
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Sada_Pop
02/14/18 8:59:11 PM
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Hmm. I didn't know people actually drive the limit and no higher. Bizarre.
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Guynecologist
02/14/18 9:00:09 PM
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if you dont want to go over the speed limit, thats fine

however, if you are blocking the left lane going the speed limit or slower, youre a fucking idiot

slower traffic keep right
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mehmeh1
02/14/18 9:01:20 PM
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Where I live unless it's on a highway or it's saturday/sunday/some holiday (and even then it's a big maybe), driving the speed limit is pretty much impossible
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dave_is_slick
02/14/18 9:04:34 PM
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Sada_Pop posted...
Hmm. I didn't know people actually drive the limit and no higher. Bizarre.

Yep. I take a mountain road to and from work and idiots who absolutely crawl through are a huge annoyance. Hell, there's a cop that sometimes takes the road too and he will pull your ass over if you're going abnormally slow.
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chrono625
02/14/18 9:07:51 PM
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No. The real scum are the people who go 5-10 below the posted speed limit.
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r4X0r
02/14/18 9:09:39 PM
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I'll do 25 in a 25, 30 in a 30, but on a 65 mph highway I'm the guy doing 75-80.
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Sada_Pop
02/15/18 8:58:21 AM
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r4X0r posted...
I'll do 25 in a 25, 30 in a 30, but on a 65 mph highway I'm the guy doing 75-80.


Yeah...everyone I know does this. I literally don't know anyone that does 65 on a 65 highway. At that point, you're just disrupting traffic.
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Makeveli_lives
02/15/18 9:00:06 AM
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flow of traffic>speed limit
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DKFjalfe
02/15/18 9:00:26 AM
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chrono625 posted...
No. The real scum are the people who go 5-10 below the posted speed limit.
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0TiamaT0
02/15/18 9:04:34 AM
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Guynecologist posted...
if you dont want to go over the speed limit, thats fine

however, if you are blocking the left lane going the speed limit or slower, youre a fucking idiot

slower traffic keep right

This.

The police in my area are far more likely to pull over someone blocking the left lane, than they are someone doing ten miles over the speed limit.

People blocking the passing lane not only bottleneck traffic, but theyre also the number one cause of road rage.
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SavenForever
02/15/18 9:06:04 AM
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DKFjalfe posted...
chrono625 posted...
No. The real scum are the people who go 5-10 below the posted speed limit.


This. My biggest pet peeve by far are people who drive the same speed and hog up every lane.
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Ammonitida
02/15/18 9:07:01 AM
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Speeders who tailgate me down residential roads because I'm going to the speed limit are the real scum of the earth.
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prettyprincess
02/15/18 9:08:18 AM
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your time isn't that important, tc
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Ammonitida
02/15/18 9:09:05 AM
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DKFjalfe posted...
chrono625 posted...
No. The real scum are the people who go 5-10 below the posted speed limit.


That's just a LIMIT. It doesn't mean you have to go that speed. Not that speeders give a shit if I drive at the posted limit because they always want to go much faster anyway, like in the 90s.
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J E S U S
02/15/18 9:09:10 AM
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I saw some woman go from the left lane with no one in front of her at 60mph to the carpool lane with no one for a mile. She clogged traffic up behind her so bad. I dont understand these people
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Jagr_68
02/15/18 9:50:58 AM
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I despise the grannies who either fully stop or go 5mph max at an expressway entry because the super duper fast mean drivers don't want to slow down for the newbies >:(

Life's short, make a decision and hit the fucking gas instead of creating a 20-car tailgate.
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donkeyjack
02/15/18 9:54:46 AM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
Nope. Not risking a ticket for you. If you're in that much of a hurry then leave a few minutes earlier.


I never understood why more folks don't do this?
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gatorsPENSbucs
02/15/18 9:56:07 AM
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People driving the speed limit dont bother me one bit, its the fools going 5-10 mph under the limit. Those people either need to stay home, take the bus, or learn how to drive.
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thanosibe
02/15/18 10:00:27 AM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
Nope. Not risking a ticket for you. If you're in that much of a hurry then leave a few minutes earlier.


prettyprincess posted...
your time isn't that important, tc
These. I know your momma told you, you are her special little guy, but you are not. Stop endangering others with your reckless speeding because you think you are above the law and can disregard other's safety.
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Drrobotniks
02/15/18 10:02:46 AM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
Nope. Not risking a ticket for you. If you're in that much of a hurry then leave a few minutes earlier.

You risk a ticket disrupting the flow of traffic too, so
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Ammonitida
02/15/18 10:03:17 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
People driving the speed limit dont bother me one bit, its the fools going 5-10 mph under the limit. Those people either need to stay home, take the bus, or learn how to drive.


It's called LIMIT, not "Mandatory Speed". On residential streets I usually drive under the limit to be extra safe.
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Laserion
02/15/18 10:55:10 AM
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You should only be upset of people driving under the speed limit. They are slowing you down. Driving over is illegal. In both cases, if you have another lane, just pass them.
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gatorsPENSbucs
02/15/18 10:56:07 AM
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Ammonitida posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
People driving the speed limit dont bother me one bit, its the fools going 5-10 mph under the limit. Those people either need to stay home, take the bus, or learn how to drive.


It's called LIMIT, not "Mandatory Speed". On residential streets I usually drive under the limit to be extra safe.

Lol. As long as youre in the right lane Im fine with it.
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Giant_Aspirin
02/15/18 10:56:26 AM
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i drive at most 5 over. if you don't like it, i'm sorry, but i won't speed because you want me to. i will make my best effort to stay over to the right so you can pass me, though.
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lilORANG
02/15/18 10:56:43 AM
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chill02 posted...
XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
I find it more hilarious when someone goes around me faster and we still end up at the same red light.

this is why I rarely speed. It's only worth it if you're going really long distances.
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Rhylos
02/15/18 10:58:54 AM
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I heard that as a general rule is that it's okay to go 10% of the speed limit over the limit (e.g. going 55 in a 50 zone.)
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