Poll of the Day > I wish I had a girlfriend

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Impavid54
02/12/18 9:39:23 PM
#1:


I wish I had a loving woman in my life!
I wish I had a father
Maybe then I would've turned out right!

But now I'm just crazy... I'm totally mad
Yeah I'm just crazy, I'm fucked in the head

And maybe if I really tried with all of my heart
Then I could make a brand new start in love with you


Oh, I wish I had a suntan!
Oh, I wish I had a pizza and a bottle of wine!
Oh, I wish I had a beach house!
Then we could make a big fire every night!!


And maybe if I really tried with all of my heart
Then I could make a brand new start in love with you

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Cacciato
02/12/18 9:39:36 PM
#2:


Why do you do this
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Ranzoh
02/12/18 9:40:32 PM
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I wish I was a little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl that looks good I would call her,
I wish I had a rabbit with a bat,
and a 64 Impala.
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Miroku_of_Nite1
02/12/18 11:51:00 PM
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Wanna be a baller, shot caller
Twenty-inch blades on the Impala
Call her, gettin' laid tonight
Swisha rolled tight, got sprayed by Ike
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Muffinz0rz
02/12/18 11:51:41 PM
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Ranzoh posted...
I wish I was a little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl that looks good I would call her,
I wish I had a rabbit with a bat,
and a 64 Impala.

was gonna post this
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EclairReturns
02/12/18 11:53:06 PM
#6:


What happened to that girl whom you were going to ask to prom?
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LeetCheet
02/13/18 12:03:08 AM
#7:


Didn't you already had a girlfriend??
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Impavid54
02/13/18 6:10:07 AM
#8:


What's an impala?

Cacciato posted...
Why do you do this


I like a lot of songs :V

EclairReturns posted...
What happened to that girl whom you were going to ask to prom?


didn't do it yet :V

LeetCheet posted...
Didn't you already had a girlfriend??


a few months ago yeah but not anymore :A
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LeetCheet
02/13/18 7:12:58 AM
#9:


Impavid54 posted...
a few months ago yeah but not anymore :A

Oh. That's too bad. Being single isn't all that bad through. I've realized that after being in a relationship for three years.
Not that I want to be alone all the time, but it's that sometimes it feels good to be alone and do stuff by yourself.

Soo, how did it happen though? Breaking up with your girlfriend I mean.
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Impavid54
02/13/18 3:28:43 PM
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LeetCheet posted...
Soo, how did it happen though? Breaking up with your girlfriend I mean.


Not too bad actually, we were just too far apart :P
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DirtBasedSoap
02/13/18 3:59:22 PM
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i wish I could play basketball like a black maaAaan
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TheCyborgNinja
02/13/18 4:22:38 PM
#12:


You can get one
Just try
Dress up nice
Look fly

If they say get lost
Go to jail, dawg
Have your salad tossed

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