Current Events > Every time teepan95 is warned, I feel sick to my stomach

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cAPITALISATION 02/09/18 1:35:22 AM #1:	I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of teepan95's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react. This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade. Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?" He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang. teepan95 was Warned. I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something. Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent teepan95 link. Alas, this was not the case. By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim. My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, teepan95 did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 months he will rise again from the depths of purgatory and post wonderful stories about Japanese culture on CE again." At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me). Anyway, I really just miss teepan95 and I think the mods should reconsider his warning. tl;dr - free teepan95 --- tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN <cite>cAPITALISATION posted [p:895746570] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote>I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of teepan95's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react. This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade. Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?" He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang. teepan95 was Warned. I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something. Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent teepan95 link. Alas, this was not the case. By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim. My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, teepan95 did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 months he will rise again from the depths of purgatory and post wonderful stories about Japanese culture on CE again." At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me). Anyway, I really just miss teepan95 and I think the mods should reconsider his warning. tl;dr - free teepan95</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guten_Tag 02/09/18 1:37:44 AM #2:	A green butter tragedy --- 2/18/18 at 11 pm EST!!!!!!! <cite>Guten_Tag posted [p:895746655] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote>A green butter tragedy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 02/09/18 2:10:57 AM #3:	cAPITALISATION posted... free teepan95 --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:895747739] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote><cite>cAPITALISATION posted...</cite> <quote>free teepan95</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hyperpsycho 02/09/18 2:20:24 AM #4:	chill02 posted... cAPITALISATION posted... free teepan95 --- https://i.imgur.com/ZrnUI3A.jpg ~ drawn by United_World <cite>hyperpsycho posted [p:895748009] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>cAPITALISATION posted...</cite> <quote> free teepan95</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 02/09/18 2:22:31 AM #5:	ha --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgur.com/TAaXq7d.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ggQozRe.png <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:895748080] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote>ha</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cAPITALISATION 02/09/18 4:04:50 PM #6:	@FigureOfSpeech @DezDroppedFreak @SSJ2GrimReaper @Choco @joestarrr Join the crusade to hyperpsycho posted... chill02 posted... cAPITALISATION posted... free teepan95 --- tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN <cite>cAPITALISATION posted [p:895779861] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote>@FigureOfSpeech @DezDroppedFreak @SSJ2GrimReaper @Choco @joestarrr Join the crusade to <cite>hyperpsycho posted...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>cAPITALISATION posted...</cite> <quote> free teepan95</quote></quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 02/09/18 4:06:28 PM #7:	hyperpsycho posted... chill02 posted... cAPITALISATION posted... free teepan95 <cite>Reis posted [p:895779961] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote><cite>hyperpsycho posted...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>cAPITALISATION posted...</cite> <quote> free teepan95</quote></quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 02/09/18 4:09:25 PM #8:	every time teepan95 is warned, i'm heavily disappointed in him. --- I'd hate to be that guy. he'll be dodging freak accidents for the rest of his life now. Final Destination rules - RickyTheBAWSE <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:895780110] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote>every time teepan95 is warned, i'm heavily disappointed in him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 02/09/18 4:16:32 PM #9:	teepan did nothing wrong --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:895780485] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote>teepan did nothing wrong</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 02/09/18 4:22:40 PM #10:	I'm confused, who is Teepan95 again? --- Currently playing on SNES Classic: Super Mario Kart, Earthbound, Donkey Kong Country. I broke up with my girlfriend so please stop asking me about it! <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:895780828] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote>I'm confused, who is Teepan95 again?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joestarrr 02/09/18 4:22:41 PM #11:	cAPITALISATION posted... @FigureOfSpeech @DezDroppedFreak @SSJ2GrimReaper @Choco @joestarrr Join the crusade to hyperpsycho posted... chill02 posted... cAPITALISATION posted... free teepan95 FREE TEEPAN95 <cite>joestarrr posted [p:895780829] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote><cite>cAPITALISATION posted...</cite> <quote>@FigureOfSpeech @DezDroppedFreak @SSJ2GrimReaper @Choco @joestarrr Join the crusade to <cite>hyperpsycho posted...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>cAPITALISATION posted...</cite> <quote> free teepan95</quote></quote></quote></quote> FREE TEEPAN95</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
REMercsChamp 02/09/18 4:23:06 PM #12:	Who? --- https://i.imgur.com/lwkIVOb.png <cite>REMercsChamp posted [p:895780857] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote>Who?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 02/09/18 4:23:50 PM #13:	REMercsChamp posted... Who? TEEPAN95 --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:895780884] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote><cite>REMercsChamp posted...</cite> <quote>Who?</quote> TEEPAN95</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 02/09/18 4:24:51 PM #14:	Reis posted... hyperpsycho posted... chill02 posted... cAPITALISATION posted... free teepan95 --- http://i.imgur.com/MS5SvzN.gif https://i.imgur.com/ahQpG57.jpg <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:895780947] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote><cite>Reis posted...</cite> <quote><cite>hyperpsycho posted...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>cAPITALISATION posted...</cite> <quote> free teepan95</quote></quote></quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
REMercsChamp 02/09/18 4:25:22 PM #15:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... REMercsChamp posted... Who? TEEPAN95 I've been posting here regularly for 4 years and I have no idea who that is --- https://i.imgur.com/lwkIVOb.png <cite>REMercsChamp posted [p:895780979] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote><cite>REMercsChamp posted...</cite> <quote>Who?</quote> TEEPAN95</quote> I've been posting here regularly for 4 years and I have no idea who that is</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DezDroppedFreak 02/09/18 4:28:13 PM #16:	Free my boy these mods are up to something --- DezCaughtIt AKA freakofnature30 Brockhampton makes me *saturate* <cite>DezDroppedFreak posted [p:895781124] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote>Free my boy these mods are up to something</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cAPITALISATION 02/09/18 4:41:23 PM #17:	REMercsChamp posted... Who? "[teepan95 is] an evil genius who will one day kill us all" - Choco --- tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN <cite>cAPITALISATION posted [p:895781849] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote><cite>REMercsChamp posted...</cite> <quote>Who?</quote> "[teepan95 is] an evil genius who will one day kill us all" - Choco</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cAPITALISATION 02/10/18 1:04:17 AM #18:	DezDroppedFreak posted... Free my boy these mods are up to something --- tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN <cite>cAPITALISATION posted [p:895806626] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote><cite>DezDroppedFreak posted...</cite> <quote>Free my boy these mods are up to something</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CookieMarvin 02/10/18 1:14:11 AM #19:	free teepan95 --- http://i.imgur.com/4Llom.png <cite>CookieMarvin posted [p:895806926] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote>free teepan95</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cAPITALISATION 02/10/18 9:00:52 AM #20:	CookieMarvin posted... free teepan95 --- tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN <cite>cAPITALISATION posted [p:895817577] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote><cite>CookieMarvin posted...</cite> <quote>free teepan95</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cAPITALISATION 02/10/18 5:03:38 PM #21:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... REMercsChamp posted... Who? TEEPAN95 --- tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN <cite>cAPITALISATION posted [p:895838668] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote><cite>REMercsChamp posted...</cite> <quote> Who?</quote> TEEPAN95</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 02/10/18 5:15:27 PM #22:	I often cry myself to sleep at nights thinking about unfairly teepan95 has been treated recently --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg https://i.imgur.com/Z0vo3WV.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:895839344] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote>I often cry myself to sleep at nights thinking about unfairly teepan95 has been treated recently</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gnome from nome 02/10/18 5:16:12 PM #23:	REMercsChamp posted... SSJ2GrimReaper posted... REMercsChamp posted... Who? TEEPAN95 I've been posting here regularly for years and I have no idea who that is --- gnome, I insult your hometown with various stereotypes - ActJef1077 <cite>gnome from nome posted [p:895839396] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote><cite>REMercsChamp posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote><cite>REMercsChamp posted...</cite> <quote>Who?</quote> TEEPAN95</quote> I've been posting here regularly for years and I have no idea who that is</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 02/10/18 5:19:19 PM #24:	gnome from nome posted... REMercsChamp posted... SSJ2GrimReaper posted... REMercsChamp posted... Who? TEEPAN95 I've been posting here regularly for years and I have no idea who that is schttelte meinen Kopf <cite>Axiom posted [p:895839554] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote><cite>gnome from nome posted...</cite> <quote><cite>REMercsChamp posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote><cite>REMercsChamp posted...</cite> <quote>Who?</quote> TEEPAN95</quote> I've been posting here regularly for years and I have no idea who that is</quote></quote> schttelte meinen Kopf</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cAPITALISATION 02/11/18 1:40:57 AM #25:	gnome from nome posted... REMercsChamp posted... SSJ2GrimReaper posted... REMercsChamp posted... Who? TEEPAN95 I've been posting here regularly for years and I have no idea who that is Axiom posted... schttel meinen Kopf --- tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN <cite>cAPITALISATION posted [p:895865160] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote><cite>gnome from nome posted...</cite> <quote><cite>REMercsChamp posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>REMercsChamp posted...</cite> <quote> Who? </quote> TEEPAN95 </quote> I've been posting here regularly for years and I have no idea who that is</quote></quote> <cite>Axiom posted...</cite> <quote>schttel meinen Kopf</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 02/11/18 4:45:40 AM #26:	i have been freed --- I use Gameraven and you should too. #desisoyboy <cite>teepan95 posted [p:895870007] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote>i have been freed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lathissamus 02/11/18 4:58:41 AM #27:	teepan95 posted... i have been freed turn up --- http://i.imgur.com/olOXz6h.jpg https://i.imgur.com/kaFczn3.gif <cite>Lathissamus posted [p:895870238] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote><cite>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>i have been freed</quote> turn up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 02/11/18 10:41:03 AM #28:	teepan95 posted... i have been freed Sephiroth theme plays --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg https://i.imgur.com/Z0vo3WV.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:895878102] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote><cite>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>i have been freed</quote> Sephiroth theme plays</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 02/12/18 1:41:12 PM #29:	Speaking of street vernacular, in the UK, trump is street vernacular for "fart" --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:895946355] in Every time... [t:76299903]...</cite> <quote>Speaking of street vernacular, in the UK, trump is street vernacular for "fart"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Every time teepan95 is warned, I feel sick to my stomach