Poll of the Day > They made a Max Payne movie starring Mark Wahlberg?!?

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/04/18 4:11:55 AM
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How come I've never heard of it?
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Mead
02/04/18 4:16:48 AM
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It is so very bad
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likehelly
02/04/18 4:20:05 AM
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it's even worse than the third game
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Grendel
02/04/18 4:21:59 AM
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likehelly posted...
it's even worse than the third game


Max Payne 3 was good, so the movie is worse than a good game. That's not a very expressive statement.
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AllstarSniper32
02/04/18 4:23:38 AM
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That chick in the red dress is super hot.
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likehelly
02/04/18 4:25:11 AM
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it was such a good game that rockstar, the people to made it, doesn't even acknowledge it exists
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Grendel
02/04/18 4:32:59 AM
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It was such a bad game that it got ~8/10 on metacritic, very positive on steam, and 86% on game rankings.
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likehelly
02/04/18 4:35:21 AM
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and yet the developer refuses to acknowledge it exists

weird, that is
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Far-Queue
02/04/18 8:49:20 AM
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likehelly posted...
and yet the developer refuses to acknowledge it exists

weird, that is

https://www.rockstargames.com/games

Huh, imagine that? There it is, in the list of games theyve developed. Right there, on their website. They sure are trying to hide it from the world.

https://www.rockstargames.com/games/info/maxpayne3

The nerve! They even have a page dedicated to the game, with links to buy it and everything!

How is anyone supposed to find this game through all of the smoke and mirrors Rockstar is going through to deny it exists!?
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AllstarSniper32
02/04/18 8:56:23 AM
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Far-Queue posted...
How is anyone supposed to find this game through all of the smoke and mirrors Rockstar is going through to deny it exists!?

IcNEBMP
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Sensual_T_Rex
02/04/18 11:26:14 AM
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The movie itself isn't that bad. What kills it though is the fact that Mark Wahlberg was seriously miscast as Max Payne. Also a Max Payne movie needs an R rating instead of the PG-13 it got. The hallucinations people would see when they're hopped up on Valkry were cool though.
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Smarkil
02/04/18 12:54:33 PM
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Yeah this is a movie that was more meant for someone like Paul Verhoeven but instead it went to a PG-13 movie with Marky Mark and the funky bunch.

It was not good.
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Mead
02/04/18 1:14:32 PM
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Sensual_T_Rex posted...
The movie itself isn't that bad.


Yeah huh
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Sensual_T_Rex
02/04/18 1:38:45 PM
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Mead posted...
Sensual_T_Rex posted...
The movie itself isn't that bad.


Yeah huh


Oh come on now. You mean to tell me watching Marky Mark woop Robins ass wasn't a little cool?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmyTiISIYuI

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TheCyborgNinja
02/04/18 1:40:09 PM
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Grendel posted...
likehelly posted...
it's even worse than the third game


Max Payne 3 was good, so the movie is worse than a good game. That's not a very expressive statement.


This. It was the last time I liked a R* game.
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likehelly
02/04/18 3:38:08 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
likehelly posted...
and yet the developer refuses to acknowledge it exists

weird, that is

https://www.rockstargames.com/games

Huh, imagine that? There it is, in the list of games theyve developed. Right there, on their website. They sure are trying to hide it from the world.

https://www.rockstargames.com/games/info/maxpayne3

The nerve! They even have a page dedicated to the game, with links to buy it and everything!

How is anyone supposed to find this game through all of the smoke and mirrors Rockstar is going through to deny it exists!?


well yeah it's going to be on their website, but they will not talk about it, at all.

it's really weird.

at panels, if someone asks, they just avoid the question
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Far-Queue
02/04/18 4:26:07 PM
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likehelly posted...
Far-Queue posted...
likehelly posted...
and yet the developer refuses to acknowledge it exists

weird, that is

https://www.rockstargames.com/games

Huh, imagine that? There it is, in the list of games theyve developed. Right there, on their website. They sure are trying to hide it from the world.

https://www.rockstargames.com/games/info/maxpayne3

The nerve! They even have a page dedicated to the game, with links to buy it and everything!

How is anyone supposed to find this game through all of the smoke and mirrors Rockstar is going through to deny it exists!?


well yeah it's going to be on their website, but they will not talk about it, at all.

it's really weird.

at panels, if someone asks, they just avoid the question

Cool sources, bud. I totally take your word for it.
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likehelly
02/04/18 4:40:31 PM
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as you should, since my track record shows i've never been wrong about anything
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